Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

The little ghost jumped off the big rock by himself and walked slowly along the ghost flow to the big team.

Liszt sat down on the edge of the boulder in frustration.At this time, a ghost quickly passed Liszt's eyes, and the ghost rushed to the side of the little ghost, and quickly snatched the ticket in its hand.

"Damn it!" Liszt came to his senses and ran after the black shadow.

The speed of the ghost is much faster than the physical body. Although the black shadow ran very fast, Liszt was regarded as the most "fresh" ghost, and quickly caught the black shadow before it turned into the alley.

"Bring it to me." Liszt snatched the kid's ticket from it, grabbed it by the collar and said, "Do you have public morality? What's the matter with bullying children?" He was afraid he had forgotten what he just said. Bullying others kid.

The ghost carried by Liszt didn't look up, it covered its eyes with its sleeve, and just cried like this.

"You..." I have never seen such a fragile robber, Liszt couldn't help but leaned over to look at the face of the "robber".

This person...why does he look so familiar?

"Fuck! Wen Xiaoxiao! You should have been reincarnated a long time ago? Why are you still here?"

"Uncle Li? Are you really Uncle Li? Wow—"

Ghosts can't shed tears. Wen Xiaoxiao grabbed Liszt's sleeve, squatted down against the corner, sobbing, and kept wiping away the tears that didn't exist in the corners of her eyes.

"Don't cry yet." This tm didn't cry, it looked weird...

But Wen Xiaoxiao still refused to stop, and dragged Liszt to cry for a long time, and finally hiccupped deeply before stopping.

Seeing that she stopped crying, Liszt knelt down and asked her, "Xiaoxiao, what's wrong with you?"

Hearing Liszt's gentle caring voice, Wen Xiaoxiao couldn't help crying again.

"Stop, stop, stop crying." Liszt quickly stopped her.

Wen Xiaoxiao looked at Liszt pitifully, and said in a voice like a gnat, "Uncle Li, I'm sorry..."

"Huh?" Liszt was a little out of order, "Why did you say sorry to me?"

"I lied to you... I was not killed by Wu Xinmin at all..."

? ? ?Liszt didn't understand.

Wen Xiaoxiao couldn't help crying again. She cried and said: "I was killed by the demons! The demons didn't know what use my body was, so they tricked me into the river and drowned I... after I became a water ghost, I couldn't reincarnate, and was cursed by the demons. Fortunately, I met Wu Xinmin, who is also a ghost. He taught me to attach to human bodies and seek revenge from Uncle Shan..."

"What?" Liszt still couldn't digest it.

"That time at your door, after the spell on me was fulfilled, I was depressed for a while. Later, Wu Xiaolu came to me and taught me to make up stories to lie to you, saying that after the success, I would be reincarnated smoothly..."

Wen Xiaoxiao threw herself on Liszt with disheveled hair, and continued to cry, "It's all my fault for being naive. When I got to the underworld, the ghost messenger said that the quota for reincarnation in the demon world has been used up, and there is no quota for me at all!"

"Uncle Li, please forgive me... woo woo woo."

Holding Wen Xiaoxiao, Liszt was still in a state of shock...

Wu Xiaolu designed to lie to me...

Demons harm people...

Wu Xinmin's soul... Wait, what happened to Wu Xinmin's soul?

Liszt patted Wen Xiaoxiao and motioned her to get up.Wen Xiaoxiao sat still, still wiping away tears and snot that didn't exist.

so real...

After sighing, Liszt asked her, "Xiaoxiao, you said you met Wu Xinmin's ghost?"

"Well... He was also killed by the demons. He thought I was a classmate and helped me several times... At the beginning, I was confused and framed him."

You also know that he has helped you a lot...

But I obviously met Wu Xinmin at Wu's house.Liszt thought that Xiao Nizi couldn't believe everything he said, so he asked her, "You said you saw Wu Xinmin's ghost, do you know where he is now?"

Wen Xiaoxiao nodded after listening, "I know!" He pointed to the ticket in Liszt's hand and said, "I originally wanted to steal this ticket for him..."

Speaking of this ticket...the child still has to be returned, Liszt stood up, straightened the collar that was crooked by Wen Xiaoxiao, and said: "You stay here first, I will return the ticket People."

"Wait!" Wen Xiaoxiao hugged Liszt from behind, "Uncle Li, please don't go, come with me to see Wu Xinmin..."

Just as Liszt was about to say something, a familiar figure gradually approached in the distance...

After Shan Zeng left his body, it took him a lot of effort to find the way to the underworld. There are many ghosts in the underworld, so Shan Zeng searched the crowd for a long time without seeing Liszt's figure.With the attitude of giving it a try, he squeezed to the front of the line and asked the ghost messenger about Liszt from window to window.

All day long, with so many ghosts doing business, it is really not easy to make the ghost messenger have a deep impression on which ghost.

However, Liszt was very lucky, his faceless appearance made the ghost messenger remember him deeply. When Shan Zeng asked about it, the ghost messenger pointed him to the same path as Liszt.

Walking to the side of the security guard, the security guard had already finished his nap, yawning and shaking his armor.

Since the security guard was not awake when Liszt was there, Shan Zeng asked him about Liszt, but he also shook his head.

Seeing that the clue was about to be cut off, Shan Zeng couldn't help feeling a little anxious.

"Ah, ohhh." The little ghost who sat back on the big rock by himself spoke.

Shan Zeng walked up to it, knelt down and asked, "Little friend, have you ever seen an uncle who is so tall, has a square face, a high nose, and slender eyes?"

The kid nodded, stretched out his chubby hand, and pointed in the direction where Liszt was chasing the "robber".

Shan Zeng looked in that direction, and gratefully said to the kid, "Thank you." He took out another thing from his pocket and stuffed it to the kid.

The little ghost shook his head and refused to take it. He just wanted the ticket back, so he twisted his buttocks and wanted to get off the big rock.Shan Zeng saw that it was in difficulty, so he helped it off the rock.

The little ghost had a good impression of the adult ghost in front of him, and wanted to get his ticket back, so he followed Shan Zeng all the time.

Thinking that the little ghost was going to lead him the way, Shan Zeng stopped and hugged the little ghost.

"Do you want to help uncle guide the way?"

The kid was still thinking about his boat ticket, and he nodded obediently when he heard what Shan Zeng said.

So one big and one small went in the direction of Liszt.

Fortunately, Liszt didn't run very far just now. Shan Zeng turned a corner and saw Liszt standing at the entrance of the alley, tugging at an unknown object that looked like a white tissue.

When he got closer, he realized that the tissue was a ghost, or a female ghost...

So there was the above scene...

At this time, Liszt had a strange feeling of being caught by his husband for no reason. He broke away from Wen Xiaoxiao with all his strength, and ran towards Shan Zeng as if fleeing for his life.

Wen Xiaoxiao thought that Liszt didn't care about her, so she chased after him desperately.The shabby white skirt kept dancing in the air as she ran, looking very creepy from a distance...

Crowd's perspective: An adult man sprinting for [-] meters is being chased by a large ball of tissue paper, and the tissue monster keeps yelling: "Don't run!!!"

tm, so scary!

"Shan Zeng!!!" Liszt ran towards Shan Zeng cheerfully and opened his arms to give him a big hug~ but when he got close...

etc!Why is Shan Zeng still holding a child in his hand? !

etc!Why is that kid so familiar? !

Squeak——As Liszt braked, he stood at a position two centimeters away from the single.

And Wen Xiaoxiao, who was following Liszt, didn't stop due to inertia, and bumped into him!

"Ah~~~"

Following Liszt's ecstatic cry, he directly hit Shan Zeng's chest...

At this moment, Liszt thought, if he could crash into Shan Zeng's arms, he would die without regret... He closed his eyes and waited for the moment when he fell into Shan Zeng's arms~

"..."

"..."

Eh?How do you feel blocked by something?

"Ah, hahaha." It turned out that the little ghost in Shan Zeng's arms supported Liszt's body that fell forward, and Liszt was fixed at a distance of three centimeters from Shan Zeng's chest...

"It's you kid?!" Liszt saw it as soon as he lowered his head.

The little ghost looked up at Liszt, tilted his head and smiled~ Uncle~ We meet again~

Liszt: ...

Seeing the two of them staring at each other, Shan Zeng lifted up Liszt lying on his chest with one free hand.

Seeing the unscathed Liszt standing in front of him, Shan Zeng was extremely glad that he had caught up.

"Liszt..." Touching Liszt's cheek, Shan Zeng stroked Liszt's eyebrows with his thumb.

... Dan Zeng looked at him with such affectionate eyes, and Shan Zeng held his small square face in his palm, Liszt was so nervous!

This, this... Is Shan Zeng trying to confess his love to me?Ah~ so tight and dirty! ! !

"Ah, ah, ah." The little ghost in Shan Zeng's arms interrupted the two people's affectionate gaze very ignorantly.

"Ticket, ticket." The kid waved his hands and hit Liszt on the body.

It was Liszt who came to his senses first, he kept holding the ticket~ eyes were still looking at Shan Zeng affectionately, and he quickly gave the ticket to the kid in his hand.

Of course, Shan Zeng saw the movement in Liszt's hand, he was already distracted, and he still kept his face like this, Shan Zeng admired it very much.

So he silently withdrew his hand, and the two of them looked at each other at this moment, which was a little awkward...

"Wait a minute." Liszt stretched out a hand behind his back, and then Wen Xiaoxiao's timid little face poked out, "That, excuse me."

Shan Zeng noticed Wen Xiaoxiao, and couldn't help being a little surprised, "Wen Xiaoxiao?"