play dumb at this time

"Keep joking in moderation, don't talk about the undead, that is the person who will be with you for the rest of your life."

Tan Cheng was so earnest that he broke his heart for his beloved brother.

Thinking of what Zhan Songlin usually said to him about being nice to his younger brother, Tan Cheng felt that his younger brother might really be too spoiled, and it was difficult for Zhan Songlin to spoil him so much.

Tan was dissatisfied, made a vomiting expression, and complained: "Who wants to be with him for the rest of his life!"

Tan Cheng's face turned dark in an instant, and he looked at his younger brother very severely.

"What did you say? Is love a child's play? I told you a long time ago that your road is difficult to walk, you have to look for it! How did you tell me? You have brought him to see me, are you serious? Are you playing with my brother?"

The more Tan Cheng said, the darker his face became, and Tan was frightened.

It's been a long time since the eldest brother has had such a serious face with him, and Tan instantly realized the seriousness of the matter, and dared not talk nonsense anymore.

Zhan Songlin, who was holding back his laughter on his bed, also lost his smile!

Big brother is really serious... If you know that they are really playing with him, the consequences will be very serious...

Afraid that Tan Jiu would be angry and say nothing, Zhan Songlin hurriedly jumped up from the bed, sat on Tan Jiu's bed, hugged Tan Jiu, and said to Tan Cheng: "Don't be angry, brother, you are just jealous. Brother gave me a reward, not him. Rewards, we often fight each other, it's okay."

As he said that, Zhan Songlin pinched Tan Jiu's shoulder hard, and asked with a smile, "Is that right, baby?"

"That's right, brother, I'm still not your real brother, why does Zhan Songsong get a reward, but I don't?"

Qin cooperated and pinched Zhan Songlin's thigh in retaliation where the video couldn't capture it.

Zhan Songlin endured the pain and smiled at the elder brother in the video.

Seeing that there was no problem with their relationship, Tan Cheng finally felt relieved, and looked at his younger brother helplessly, with doting eyes.

"Why not, I just didn't tell you."

"What reward?" Tan Jiu's eyes lit up, he let go of Zhan Songlin's thigh, and looked at his elder brother expectantly.

"Don't you want to raise a cat? If you successfully participate in the orientation performance, I will take you to buy a cat."

"Wow! Really?! The kitten that will scratch your sofa! Are you sure bro?" Tan was ecstatic, and slapped Zhan Songlin's thigh.

Zhan Songlin: ...

Can't afford to be offended, silently went back to his bed.

"Pinewood said that you don't want to go home. You should be able to come back to see me more after buying a cat. It's good."

Qin paused with a smile, turned his head and stared at the pine forest.

Plastic-based friendship, I'm afraid we will break up tonight!

Zhan Songlin hugged the quilt and pretended not to hear.

"I don't want to go home, I just don't want to affect your training Zhan Songsong. I will definitely go back to accompany you this weekend!"

The two brothers said a few more personal words before hanging up the video.

As soon as the video was cut off, there was a sudden deathly silence in the dormitory. Zhan Songlin felt the hairs on his back stand on end, so he turned over and glanced at Tan.

Tan just smiled and said softly, "Husband?"

Zhan Songlin felt a chill, and tentatively called, "Baby?"

Tan's face darkened, and Zhan Songlin smiled awkwardly.

With a bang, the plastic-based friendship broke down.

Tan picked up the pillow and rushed over, Zhan Songlin jumped up from the bed and picked up the pillow to defend himself.

In the room, a brutal decisive battle immediately started.

It wasn't until Ji Cheng, whose sleep was disturbed, knocked on the door and a gloomy face appeared in front of them, that the decisive battle between the plastic friends didn't stop.

Ji Cheng was wearing pajamas, with messy hair and a fierce face, as if he wanted to kill someone.

"If you keep arguing, I'll throw you out!"

Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!

Zhan Songlin and Tan hurriedly apologized with smiles, "Sorry, sorry, we will pay attention."

Ji Cheng glared at them angrily, turned around and went back to his room to continue sleeping.

Shen Xiangfeng yawned and leaned against their door, "What are you doing? Did you quarrel?"

"No, it's just a fight, you go to sleep, we're asleep too." Zhan Songlin drove Shen Xiangfeng out with an awkward smile, and closed the door.

The two walked back into the house, sat down by their respective beds, breathed a sigh of relief, and glanced at each other.

"What nonsense are you talking about with my brother?" Qin squinted his eyes, with the posture of "leniency for confession, strictness for resistance".

"What can I say, I can't wait for your brother not to mention you. You will be exposed every minute. Do you know how worried I am every day? Who is to blame?" Zhan Songlin gave him a white look.

"My fault, my fault, hard work!" Tan felt guilty, and smiled again.

Zhan Songlin smiled wryly, and lay down on the bed, "Your pot? It's good that you know, but now I'm carrying a big black and heavy pot! Didn't you notice that the vegetables in it got mushy the more they were fried?"

The eldest brother's attitude just now can be said to be very obvious, and Qin finally felt the crisis.

At this moment, Tan Jiu's cell phone rang.

A familiar number, even if deleted, has not been forgotten.

Tan's face darkened, he hesitated for a few seconds, and picked it up to pick it up.

Before the other party could speak, Tan yelled: "Are you an idiot? Stop calling and texting me! Block me! Get out!"

It was rare for Tan Meili to curse so fiercely. Zhan Songlin was startled, seeing him hang up the phone and throw the phone away, he asked tentatively, "Tao Liran? Is he still in contact with you?"

"I'm sick, and it's him who wants to break up. He suddenly sent me a text message in the middle of the night these two days, saying some ambiguous words, acting like an idiot who regrets and dares not be with me, let him die!"

Tan said angrily, his eyes were slightly red.

Zhan Songlin looked at Tan with a sad look, and suddenly felt that although he had been blamed, Tan Meili was not much better off than him, right?

Although Tan Jiu was always joking and heartless, under Tan Cheng's education, he was actually a good-natured child at heart, so he never fell in love before college.

Zhan Songlin remembered that Tan was in college, and he started a relationship with Tan Cheng after he came out of the closet, so his first love was Tao Liran.

Looking at it now, the vision of selecting people was a bit poor, but after all, it was the first relationship, even if Tan was decisive and did not procrastinate at all, it is understandable to be a little sad.

Zhan Songlin deeply felt that he could no longer bully this poor little boy, and he had to give him some good words in front of his elder brother in the future.

"It's okay, Tan Meili. There are so many people chasing you, and they are much better than him. Leave him alone."

"You're right, let him die, if it weren't for him, would we both be able to live such a miserable life by our elder brother's side?"

The corner of Zhan Songlin's mouth twitched, yes, the culprit, the root of all troubles...

"Brother is really serious..." Zhan Songlin cried and laughed.

Tan took a deep breath, regained his vitality, and got up to tidy the bed that he had messed up just now.

"Don't worry, my brother won't hurt you. If you don't go to the old one, you won't come to the new one. I will find a new boyfriend as soon as possible. Then I will say that I have moved on. My brother thinks we can play him."

Zhan Songlin looked at Tan and made the bed, silent.

Although he could predict that after Tan pretended to have another relationship, his elder brother would be very angry and punish him, but this is the best way now.

After all, he himself was involved in it, and it was none of his business, and it was considered as benevolent to take the blame for his brother for a period of time.

"Your pillow, go to sleep."

Tan picked up the pillow that Zhan Songlin had thrown on his bed and returned it to him, a pink box suddenly fell out of the pillowcase.

"What is this?" Tan picked it up and looked at it, dumbfounded.

"Be careful with the camera!" Zhan Songlin hurried over to grab it, covered it, and stuffed it into the pillowcase.

When you don’t have a radio microphone, although you can avoid being recorded while talking, you still can’t escape the picture, pink Durex!

"My little cat! Zhan Songsong, are you in love?!"

"Heh!" Zhan Songlin gave him a white look, "Your brother gave it to me, teach me, we can only make it once a week, and one box will last for three months, no more."

Tan was taken aback for a moment, then laughed so hard that he threw himself back on the bed and rolled around.

Zhan Songlin's face darkened, he went to bed silently, pulled the quilt and lay down, resting his head on the box cover, feeling bitter.

"Why did you put it in the pillowcase, I laughed so hard, hahaha!"

"Your brother said, buy it for us when it's used up. I suspect he will conduct random checks on a regular basis, so he takes it there every night to prove his innocence, and hide it when he comes back so that they won't be seen. If you lose it, your brother thinks I have used up Qijilang in one night, why don't I use it up?"

Tan stopped laughing. He got under the quilt and lay on his side on the bed. Looking at Zhan Songlin's pillow, a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

"Yeah, hide it well and go to sleep."

Zhan Songlin turned off the light, but Tan was still staring at him without knowing it.

It turned out that the elder brother would check the condom regularly, so Tan suddenly found a good way to get revenge on Zhan Songsong for speaking ill of him in front of the elder brother with a smirk on his lips!

On the second night, Zhan Songlin went to the No. [-] water pavilion as usual.

Unlike in the past, today Tan actually asked to go with him.

Thinking of his older brother complaining about Tan in the video last night and not wanting to go back, Zhan Songlin thought that Tan was going back to comfort his elder brother, so he didn't think much about it.

The two came to the villa together, the door of the villa was actually open, the elder brother came back quite early tonight.

After entering the door, Tan changed into a pair of blue slippers, and Zhan Songlin stood there, refusing to change his shoes for a long time.

"Change your shoes! Which pair are you wearing?" Tan opened the shoe cabinet, looked up and down, left and right.

"You go in first, I'll wait for the elder brother to come over, I dare not enter casually." Zhan Songlin said solemnly.

He wanted to wait for his elder brother to come out, and quietly asked for a pair of slippers!He must never wear pink rabbit ear slippers in front of Tan Meili!He didn't accept Tan Meili's ridicule!

"Huh? My brother is so strict with you?" Tan said, and suddenly saw the pair of pink rabbit ear slippers.

"Who has worn this pair of shoes? My brother forbids me to wear the color of the girl Haw, so it's not yours, Zhan Songsong?"

Qin suddenly realized, and burst out laughing!

Zhan Songlin: ...

At this time, the savior appeared, and Tan Cheng walked down from upstairs.

"Why did you come together today?" The elder brother looked very happy.

Zhan Songlin heaved a sigh of relief, fortunately he didn't admit it just now, and later secretly begged his elder brother to change his shoes!

Unexpectedly, as soon as the elder brother came over, Tan suddenly changed his face.

He stopped laughing and looked at Tan Cheng aggrievedly.

"Brother, help me quickly, my butt hurts."

Qin Cheng was a little puzzled, walked over, supported his younger brother, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Tan glanced at Zhan Songlin, pretending to be shy, and complained: "There is no class this afternoon, so we'll just go out for that. He keeps asking for it. I'm so uncomfortable now."

What the hell!

After he understood what Tan was talking about, Zhan Songlin was blown up!

What is Qin Meili talking about?Is he crazy? !

Sure enough, Tan Cheng's expression turned ugly in an instant, and he glanced at Zhan Songlin dissatisfied.

"I said, don't open a room, do you ignore my words?"

"I don't! Brother, beautiful nonsense, I haven't used any of the condoms you gave me!" Zhan Songlin said while taking out the box of condoms from his pocket.

Fortunately, I brought it with me every day, so I can prove my innocence!

Taking it out and looking at it, Zhan Songlin was stunned!The box was actually opened?

He hurriedly opened the box, poured out all the condoms, and counted.

1、2、3……7……7

Seven... five less...

Zhan Songlin was dumbfounded, and Tan Cheng's expression became even uglier.

"Go out and stand!"

Zhan Songlin glanced at Tan Jiu, who was pretending to be weak, and realized that it was Tan Meili who took revenge on him because he called him a baby yesterday and spoke ill of him!

Fortunately, he still wanted to stop bullying Tan Meili, and help him speak well in front of his elder brother!

Plastic friendly!I can ride a horse!