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The chicken leg dropped from Tu Mouse's mouth: "Huh?"

It would be a lie to say that he never thought that Xu Mingxu had a crush on him.In fact, he thinks about himself and the great beauty Jiang Jiang Niang Niang every day, but that's just crooked!Can crookedness still become real?

He must have eaten a fake drumstick.

Xu Mingxu was a little anxious, but he didn't dare to scare Tu Hao. He lowered his voice and asked a little hastily, "Isn't the little mouse willing to marry brother?"

He originally wanted to wait two years, but he couldn't wait, really couldn't wait.Leaving aside his age, the age of the little mouse is getting more and more worrying.If it were another son, he might have already talked about getting married when he was ten years old.

When it comes to Little Mouse, the butcher family is not prosperous, and the family looks a little weak, but both generations of father and son are valued by the emperor. When it comes to marriage, it seems that there is a suspicion of being too high or too low, and Little Mouse is born weak , does not seem to be a particularly good match.But the world is full of people who cherish their talents and love their talents. If coupled with the Tu family's unique tolerance and even connivance attitude towards female relatives, it is enough to attract some ladies from all over the world.No matter how valuable the family is, don't they all worry that their daughter will be wronged after she gets married?

Not to mention, the little princess and Tu Hao can be regarded as childhood sweethearts.According to the importance the emperor attached to the Tu family, maybe he married the princess to Tu Hao?

This is not impossible.After all, the little princess is not married now, but she is so close to the Tu family, many people have already speculated in their minds.

Although today's situation happened suddenly, it was not an opportunity.He knew that Tu Hao had always been close to him, so even if he coaxed and lied, he had to coax the little mouse to nod first and give the two names first.

Tu Hao nodded blankly: "I am willing." But this is not his willingness, the two of them can get married, right?

However, he didn't wait for a further answer. Xu Mingxu smiled with his eyes bent, lowered his head and quickly kissed his face: "I have to go, your father has to wait outside. Wait for me to come to the door tomorrow." Propose marriage."

Tu Hao watched Xu Mingxu leave quickly, without paying attention to the greasy chicken legs rolling on the bed, frowned, and furiously said, "Hundan! It's time for me to come to propose marriage!"

"Huh?" The butcher stopped short just as he was about to teach his son a lesson. He walked to the bed for a long time. When he saw the chicken legs that were still on the bed, he had to ask someone to come in and clean them up. You're still so sloppy when you eat, so be careful that you won't be able to marry a wife in the future!"

He was stunned after finishing speaking.Isn't this just a "daughter-in-law" delivered to your door?Decades of upbringing are almost thrown into the dust, and the swear words are almost blurted out: "Naughty beast!" followed by the second sentence, "Is it cold? Hurry up and put on some clothes."

Originally, Tu Hao wanted to argue with his father, but he couldn't talk because of this. He quietly asked the servants to clean up "the accident caused by a chicken leg", and patted the clean bed: "Dad is cold!" No? Come up and sit."

"Father is not cold." The old man was so angry! "Tell me, what's going on with you and Xu Mingxu?"

Tu Hao was a little embarrassed, and said coyly, "Isn't it just about you and your mother?"

"..." The butcher started to get lucky, managed to calm down, and then asked again, "How did it become like this? He tricked you because he thought you were young?" When he said this, he didn't even believe it.His son is young, but even those old foxes in the officialdom may not be able to fool him.It would be good if his son didn't lie to others.

"Hehehe." I was so shocked just now, but now I recalled the scene of the big beauty asking him to marry him, he started to smile silly with his face in his hands, and explained to his father proudly, "Of course it's the brother I lied to. It's not easy for such a beauty with both beauty and wisdom! Is your son amazing? Hehehe."

The butcher directly called the back of his head: "What nonsense are you talking about? Xu Shaolang is such a talented person, how can beauty and wisdom coexist? Is there anyone who talks like that?"

Tu Hao hugged the back of his head, which didn't hurt at all, and acted: "That brother is smart and good-looking, especially good-looking!"

The butcher looked at his son and didn't know how to answer the words. He just felt very tired, even more tired than when hundreds of thousands of soldiers were waiting for food and grass, but the treasury was empty.

He stopped talking, but Tu Hao became anxious, and began to realize that he was still a child worker who came out in front of his parents: "Father, I only like men, not women."

"You're talking nonsense, you obviously prefer little girls!" Butcher glared at him, stating the facts, "Look at you from childhood to adulthood, how different are you from your cousins?"

In recent years, these little guys have all married wives one by one, and married married. Doesn't he know the importance of the gift given by his son?Although the gifts he gave to his cousins ​​were not light, they were quite satisfactory.He added makeup to his cousins, except for the ones on the surface, each of which also stuffed a lot of private money.

Just look at when his Huniu got married, this little mouse was relentless, and directly gave away most of his family property as Huniu's dowry.

If it wasn't for liking little girls, would he be able to do this? !

Tu Hao couldn't deny this, but he didn't forget to correct his father's misconception: "I like daughters, not little girls. I treat them like my daughters! Cousins, if you are more obedient, I will too." It will hurt them. But they are too skinny, even grandpa can't control them."

"Do you really like men?" The butcher is well-informed, but he knows that some people naturally like men of the same sex, and there are several such couples in the court.

"En!" Tu Hao nodded with certainty.

The butcher frowned, with a dejected expression on his face: "Father still thinks that you are weak. After two years of recuperation, it will not be too late to talk about marriage. I didn't expect... Fortunately, I didn't make an appointment for you earlier." It's just that At first, he felt a little sorry for Xu Mingxu.

But when he turned around and thought about it, when the problem of eccentricity came up, he felt that anyway, there were so many sons in the Xu family, and he had never seen the precious Xu Mingxu before.Back then, a kid as big as Xu Mingxu lived in the Guozijian, his clothes and shoes didn't fit him well, and he didn't deserve a servant around him.

Xu Mingxu can be considered to have grown up under his nose.In terms of human morality, he still knows it.If his son really had to marry a male wife, then Xu Mingxu could be regarded as the best candidate.

Tu Hao saw that his father was a little loose, so he sat on the bed silently, pretending to be good, and looked at the face of his butcher father from time to time.Hmm... No matter how you look at it, it looks like a butcher's face, very moody and angry.

The butcher thought about it for a long time, and seeing his son go from sitting upright to squinting his eyes, and now he was about to get into the bed with his head tilted, he couldn't help being discouraged and said, "Okay, go to sleep now. Now that you have thought it through clearly , then tomorrow father will take you to Xu's house."

Tu Hao was shocked, his eyes widened: "What are you going to do?"

The butcher couldn't help but slapped him again: "Go propose marriage!"

Huh?His butcher father is so enlightened!Tu Hao was stunned for a moment, seeing that his father was about to leave, he quickly grabbed his sleeve: "Daddy, where is the matchmaker?"

The butcher is not good at general affairs. Although he has married a wife, the elders in the family are all there at that time, so there is no need for him to do anything.He also married his daughter, but it was done by his son, daughter and capable mother-in-law, so there is no need for him to do it.This time, I wanted to marry my son a wife, only to realize...it's a bit easy for a novice to start the road!

He subconsciously discussed with his son: "It's definitely not possible to invite your grandma, you have to be photographed by your grandma as a pancake."

Tu Mouse hurriedly shook his head.He must not want to become a piece of cake himself.Don't look at his grandma's smiling face, she is actually very cruel, otherwise how could she manage the Ye family's gangsters so submissively?

"Do you want to find your aunt?" He directly denied it himself, "No. Your aunt and grandpa are all old scholars, and they will definitely scold you for being unethical." Fortunately, his son's surname is Tu and not Zheng, otherwise he would have to be locked up No.

After all, although the big man did not clearly stipulate that same-sex people should not marry, and there are indeed some same-sex couples living together in the ruling and opposition parties, the ideas of yin and yang and family inheritance still occupy the mainstream.

There are only two female elders who are close to me.There are family relatives, but firstly, it is inconvenient to call people from far away; secondly, the identity may not be enough.Like the Xu family, some dogs look down on people... No, they love vanity... It's not right, anyway, that's the meaning, it must be despised.

Tu Hao thought of a candidate: "How about looking for Aunt Zhang's family?"

"What Zhang's aunt?" The butcher was taken aback, then remembered, "The Empress?"

Tu Mouse rubbed his hands: "Is it successful?"

"Should it work?" The butcher calculated carefully.In terms of seniority, the queen is Tu Hao's elder, so there is no problem; in terms of identity, the queen is the most precious person, so there is no problem at all; in terms of relationship, the queen is the aunt of his little mouse, so it seems that there is no problem at all.

The queen also served in the army when she was young. There are many cases like this in the army, but she will not object, and it should be possible.

Tu Hao began to plan the time: "Brother said that he will come to propose marriage tomorrow, we can't let him be the first!" The beauty will live in their house in the future!

"That's right!" The butcher agreed.If his daughter married out, even if he just married to the opposite door, he would feel much deserted; if his son married again, then he would be at home with an old father, and it would be very desolate to think about it.Anyway, there are so many people in the Xu family, one less.

Tu Hao lifted the quilt, jumped out of bed and began to dress himself: "Let's go to the palace overnight!"

The young servant who was watching the night outside didn't know why. Hearing the young master calling for someone, he also called for the tooth card. He didn't know what happened.

When Boss Zhang was woken up from the quilt by the palace servants, when he heard the Tu family father and son coming, he thought that something serious had happened. He didn't put on his shoes, so he dragged him and ran all the way over: "Senior brother, little mouse, what happened?"

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Little Mouse (?﹃?): Daddy, where is my chicken leg?

Butcher (￢_￢): Isn’t it for you?

Little Mouse (˙ε˙): It’s gone.

Butcher (￢_￢): You dropped it, not me.

Little Mouse (˙ε˙): Don’t make up for it?

Butcher son ╮(╯▽╰)╭: No love.Dad is poor.