Shock!My crush wants to give me party lessons

After Liu Yu'an and Pei Jiu got together, he applauded by the way and showed off in front of Chen Yi, who couldn't calm down anymore.

Angrily, he ran to complain to Ji Boyan. Ji Boyan was writing a plan, and turned to look at him: Then you think it's inappropriate for them to be together?

Chen Yi quickly shook his head: "It's right, it's right, someone like my brother will accept it!"

Ji Boyan rubbed his head: Then why are you so angry, why don't you hurry up and blackmail more, now that the surname Liu is in a good mood, maybe you can get any project.

Later, Pei Jiu looked for more and more opportunities to go to the Party-mass Service Center. He didn't dare to stay in his own seat in the organization department anymore. He was always afraid that Liu Yu'an would come in and do something evil, which would affect his usual image.

Ji Boyan thought about it, and opened a special booth for him. The door is diagonally above, and you can see the movement at the door at a glance. When Liu Bandit crosses the border, you can directly touch it out with an excuse. For this reason, Liu Yu'an specially came forward to negotiate. All of a sudden, it means that the surname Pei hasten to go back.

Ji Boyan intervened: There is no way, I belong to the Organization Department, and he stays here to focus on the city's grassroots party building and his own brand. Doesn't Team Leader Liu have any projects to follow?

Liu Yu'an smiled, and took out a contract from the briefcase: 40w, think about it?

Ji Boyan rubbed his chin, turned his head and shouted upstairs: Get out of here, you don't have any land here!

Chen Yi was dumbfounded, watching Ji Boyan fall into Qian's eyes and take out a calculator, he couldn't help but feel a little bit of incense for Pei Jiu.

Brother, you go all the way, I will burn more paper money for you on the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year!

After Pei Jiu finished chanting and cursing, he could only follow Liu Yu'an, and Chen Yi looked at Ji Boyan: Brother Ji, I don't think so.

Ji Boyan looked up: What?

Chen Yi: 40w sold at a loss!

Ji Boyan: I think so too.

After joking around for a while, Chen checked the time, and it was almost 2:[-] in the afternoon. He was going out, and there would be an event with the Family Planning Bureau, and he had to bring a dozen volunteers to the streets to promote it.In the past, it was good for a family to have only one child, but now it is a good support for a family with a second child. I feel that I can talk to the Family Planning Bureau about anything.

In fact, the scale of the activity is not large. It just stuffed gloves, masks and leaflets to passers-by, calling on them to pay attention to family harmony, increase the rate of second births, and strive for more children and more blessings.Chen Yi told Ji Boyan to remember to pick him up after get off work, then put his phone in his pocket and followed the Family Planning Bureau to distribute gloves.

On the way, many aunts asked if it was Mr. Chen who came to the community to hold an activity last time. Chen Yi smiled awkwardly and politely, while stuffing gloves and environmental protection bags into his hands, the aunts rushed to ask him Whether there is a partner, he thought to himself that he would live with Brother Ji without any accidents in this life, so he hurriedly said yes.Those aunts were overwhelmed, always felt that they had missed a gold mine, patted him on the shoulder and said that they should cherish the people in front of them, Chen nodded his head: definitely.

In fact, the preparation of things is not too much, and it will be sent out in a short while. Chen Yi stamped and wrote the voucher for those who came to volunteer, rubbed his hands and waited for Ji Boyan to pick him up.

The person in charge of the Family Planning Bureau who was in contact with him smiled wretchedly, and Chen Yi was taken aback, not knowing what was wrong with him.

Later, the person in charge stuffed a bunch of things into his coat pocket: I heard you have a date.

Chen Yi didn't look at what he stuffed: yes, what's the matter.

The person in charge patted him on the back: Come on, young man!

Chen Yi didn't understand, so: I will work hard.

Standing on the side of the street, Chen Yi rubbed his hands and finally waited for Ji Boyan.

Ji Boyan saw his face was damaged by the wind, and rubbed his face distressedly: next time wear a mask.

Chen Yi: That thing is boring to wear.

He reached into his pocket to feel warm, and found a bunch of small things. He remembered the ones given to him by the Family Planning Bureau, so he took them out to have a look.

Ah.

Condoms in different shapes and colors.

Ji Boyan glanced at it: Issued by the Family Planning Bureau?

Chen had no expression on his face: he forced it.

Ji Boyan: Remember to throw it away, he must have a hole in it.

Chen Yi: Huh?Are you such a scumbag!

Ji Boyan: Hehe, don't think about the brain circuits of the Family Planning Bureau.

In the end, Chen Yi still threw the pile of condoms into the trash can. In Ji Boyan’s words, this group of people is very fanatical. When they found out that one overbirth was found during family planning, they were rewarded with 2000, so they were very active; now the promotion of the second child is even more direct. God, if the second child rate at the end of the year can exceed the city average, the year-end bonus may be doubled.

Chen Yi lamented: Just throw money at it, that's it.

Ji Boyan: That is to say, it is impossible to have a child by force, you can only stumble on things.

Chen Yi remembered the wretched smile on the person in charge: ... Did he think I was looking for a girlfriend, and then stuffed me with a bunch of tied condoms.

Ji Boyan is indifferent: Do you want to use it?

Chen Yi quickly shook his head: I don't want to.

For dinner, Chen Yi's mother made dumplings stuffed with mutton and cabbage, each of which was bulging.Ji Boyan loves to eat, so he ate 17 in one go, but Chen Yigan bowed down and surrendered after only eating 13.The two were lying on the sofa, chatting casually.

Ji Boyan had to admit that after being with Chen Yi, he became depraved and began to be free and loose, and he actually wanted to take a rest.

Ji Boyan quietly said: My ex-girlfriend used to diss me as a workaholic, neither deserves a rest nor a sex life.My dad also said that excellent people don't need to reproduce, because just thinking about problems and solving problems is enough to keep them busy for a lifetime.

Chen Yi: ...Then you should be mediocre!

After speaking, he rushed to Ji Boyan and kissed him hard, his voice was loud.Ji Boyan hugged him and rubbed him: I think I'm quite normal, but you don't seem to think so.

Chen Yi covered his face: You are still normal, so am I not trash in the dust?

Ji Boyan: There will always be gaps when comparing people. Just compare yourself with yourself. I think you have made a lot of progress. At least you have the courage to kiss me.

Chen Yi looked at the beauty: Actually, I don't just want to kiss you...

Ji Boyan: Oh, breeding?

Chen Yi: Can't you just say applause for love!

Ji Boyan smiled: Hurry up and take a bath.

After Chen Yi climbed out of the bathtub, the air conditioner in the room was already fully turned on, and he didn't feel how cold it was at all.

Ji Boyan was wearing pajamas, reading a book in his hand, and Chen had sharp eyes, "German Ideology".

...Why do you have to read philosophical works before applauding love?I don't understand this brain circuit!

Ji Boyan pushed his glasses: Finished washing?

Chen Yi: Yes!

Ji Boyan closed the book, put a bookmark on it, and took out the lubricant from the bedside table.

Although I have applauded before, why do I feel so academic this time!Chen Bai couldn't figure it out, but he went to bed obediently and waited for someone with his legs open.

Ji Boyan held him in his arms, lubricated Chen's ass with the other hand, and rested his head on his shoulder: I was thinking about something.

Chen sideways came over, wiped his face, and almost kissed him: What's wrong?

Ji Boyan: Tell me, is it possible that Marx and Engels were the same?

Chen Yi thought about the photo of the two of them: ... At this time, can you stop thinking about such things that ruin the atmosphere!Brother Ji!

Ji Boyan bit him on the shoulder: I can't hold it back. When I remembered that you said passionately in class that the two of them are a revolutionary friendship, I thought about it.

Chen Yi: ... Then we are also a revolutionary friendship!

Ji Boyan: No.

Chen Yi: Huh?

Ji Boyan: I don't know if they want to fuck each other, but I want to fuck you.

Chen Yi: ...#￥(*!@&...*￥Then why don't you hurry!

The result of such urging was that Chen Yi's glasses were taken off ahead of time, and he looked at the other party vaguely, with his fingers coming in and out behind him, very particular.Before Ji Boyan was not interested in sex, someone asked him to go to a nightclub to book a room. He was alone with a beer bottle, and the girl sitting at the table was afraid to sit next to him in a cool suspender dress. I always felt that the next step was Ji Boyan If you want to smash someone's head with a wine bottle, it can be said that people are blocking the killing of the Buddha and blocking the killing of the Buddha.

After being together with Chen, he began to slowly think about the harmonious coexistence between man and nature, and his desire to estrus greatly increased, all due to the flirting atmosphere in the early stage.

But this time, it seemed that he didn't want the atmosphere any more. He pressed Chen Yi's shoulder with one hand and spread his legs with the other hand, and directly slapped him.

Chen Yi whimpered, and wanted to bite his arm while holding his hand, but the little tiger's teeth had already been bared, and his teeth and claws were bared.

Ji Boyan could tell that he was nervous, no matter how many times he did it before, it was always troublesome at first.He was fine, moved his hands away from Chen Yi's shoulders, then hugged his legs and pressed them on the bed with two points of force. He half-kneeled to get in and out, and his back was sticky. Hmph, subconsciously rubbing Ji Boyan's waist with his legs, it's very flattering.

Ji Boyan looked at him condescendingly.Suddenly said: Fortunately, it is not from the Family Planning Bureau.

Chen Yi's mind was muddled, and he didn't hear what he said: What?

Ji Boyan lowered his head and kissed his head, and opened his legs to the side, and the two of them stuck closer together: I'm afraid it won't be clean.

From time to time, he pinched the flesh on Chen Yi's waist and giggled in a low voice. Chen Yi vaguely heard it and asked him in a daze: Do we have chickens at home?How did I hear that a hen has laid an egg.

Ji Boyan straightened up when he heard the words: You heard it wrong.

Chen Yi groaned, his head hit the head of the bed, and Ji Boyan quickly pulled him back and hugged him in his arms.Chen Yi rubbed his knees to express that he was wronged: I think I heard right.

Ji Boyan: Good.

Chen Yi stretched out his hand to hug him, but Ji Boyan hugged him and bumped him several times to vent his anger. At the same time, he tore off the condom that Chen Yi just gave him indiscriminately and masturbated. Chen Yi felt that he was not well. He couldn't hold back and shot Ji Boyan.

Ji Boyan: What are you doing...wasting.

Chen Yi was even more aggrieved: My dad said it!Pay attention to personal hygiene!

Ji Boyan: ...Yes, pay attention to personal hygiene.

He kissed Chen Yi, took some paper from the bedside to wipe it clean, and helped Chen get out of bed to go to the bathroom to clean up. Chen Yi lay prone in the bathtub with small beads of sweat on the tip of his nose.

Ji Boyan took another shower by himself, changed into pajamas, and tore up the disposable sheets on the bed and threw them into the trash can. He was annoyed with washing sheets, so he might as well buy disposable ones and throw them away after one use.

Chen Yi was so soaked that he was about to fall asleep, Ji Boyan took him out and wiped him with a towel, and put on his underwear by the way.

Chen Yi tilted his head to look at him: Brother Ji.

Ji Boyan: Well, what's the matter.

Chen Yi: Brother Ji, Brother Ji.

Ji Boyan: What's wrong?

Chen Yi leaned on his shoulder: You are so kind.

He was so sleepy that he yawned again: I like Brother Ji so much.

Ji Boyan smiled, carried him to bed, covered him with the quilt, and kissed his forehead.

he whispered.

I like you too much.