Shock!My crush wants to give me party lessons

Ji Boyan: I said, I will take you shopping for clothes on weekends.

Chen Yi: No way... I can still buy it myself.

Ji Boyan sneered: I have been watching your Snoopy Crayon Shin-chan Doraemon for half a month.

Chen Yi: ...you didn't ask for it before.

Ji Boyan: It's different now, if you don't wear a shirt to class, people will think it's funny for you to come here.

Chen Yi is dying: I still have a shirt.

Ji Boyan: OK, come through tomorrow.

That day when Chen Yi came home, he buried himself in the closet. Chen Yi's mother called out several times for the baby to eat, but he didn't even bother to return.

Chen Yi's mother: Good boy, what are you doing.

Chen Yi: Mom, where is my shirt?

Chen Yi's mother tilted her head and thought about it: Which shirt, you don't have a shirt.

Chen Yi: ...I remember I bought shirts when I graduated from high school.

Chen Yi's mother: That one, I used it as a mattress for Duoduo, and Duoduo likes it very much.

Duoduo is an old cat raised by the Chen family for seven or eight years.

Chen Yi took out his phone and dialed: ... Brother Ji.

Ji Boyan was eating, sucking his face: what are you doing.

Chen Yi: Where do we gather on weekends?

Ji Boyan cut it straight: Unit.

Early in the morning on the weekend, Chen Yi told his mother to go out to buy clothes. Chen Yi's mother wiped her tears with a small handkerchief, and her son finally got the hang of it and knew he was going to buy a shirt.

After Chen Yi's father found out, he specially transferred several thousand to his son: "My boy, don't treat yourself badly, buy something better."

The second elder hugged the cat and lamented that his son had grown up and was going to become a social person.

Chen Yi took the bus to the vicinity of the unit. It was just after 8 o'clock in the morning, and he found a place to have breakfast. While eating a bun, he saw Ji Boyan coming to buy food on a bicycle.

Today, Ji Boyan changed into casual clothes, looking a lot younger.

Chen Yi sighed, if Ji Ge hadn't deliberately pretended to be iron plate, it would be no problem for him to say that he is still studying at school.

Ji Boyan threw the money into the money box, made a portion of fried noodles from the store's pot, and sat down with Chen Duo.

Chen Yi fumbled for a bag of breakfast milk in the milk box behind him.

Ji Boyan looked like an idiot: I'm lactose intolerant.

Chen Yi hurriedly threw it back: Then drink soy milk.

After eating, Ji Boyan got on the bicycle, Chen Yi saw that the bicycle had no back seat, he hesitated: Brother Ji.

Ji Boyan: What's wrong.

Chen Yi: I can't ride a bike (?Д)

Ji Boyan: Naive, you thought you were going to buy clothes by bike?

Chen Yi: ...What about your little eDonkey?

Ji Boyan: I went to oil it, I won't ride that one today, you wait for me in the alley of the unit.

Chen nodded, watching Ji Boyan ride his bicycle away, and then slowly wandered to the alley of the unit, where many cars parked chaotically, and Chen Yi waited with his chin resting on his shoulders.

After a while, Ji Boyan got out of the car pile in a Dongfeng X Tielong.His model is relatively small, and the front and rear are much shorter than ordinary cars.

Chen Yi was shocked: Brother Ji, you actually have a car!

Ji Boyan: Is it strange that I have a car?Come up soon.

Chen Yi got into the car muttering: I always thought you were riding a small electric donkey!

Ji Boyan patted him on the head lightly: This shit unit doesn't even have a designated parking space. Who has the money to park here? Do you think it's easy to pay the ticket?

Chen Yi was even more shocked: Then where do you usually stop...

Ji Boyan pointed to the opposite community: The property committee of this community is a big fan of me, and specially gave me free parking in the basement.

Chen's jaw is about to drop: Brother Ji, you are all crazy fans...

Ji Boyan glanced at him contemptuously: You will know after a while.

The place they went to was the Higher Education Park in this city, a place where colleges and universities gather. The prices are cheap and the competitiveness is very strong. Chen Yi wandering in the streets of the Higher Education Park felt very dreamy, like a paradise.

Chen Yi: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Ji Boyan was looking for a parking space there, and couldn't help poking his head out and saying to him: I told you, help me see if there is a car behind!

In the end, Ji Boyan got stuck and stuffed directly into the corner between the tree and the wall.He dragged Chen Yi, who was dripping down his neck, into a shirt shop.

This shirt shop looks at the sunset from a distance, and the signboard is dilapidated. If it wasn't too far away, it would have been taken back by the landlord and turned into a fried chicken shop.

Chen Yi grabbed Ji Boyan's arm and swallowed: Brother Ji, is this a black shop?

Ji Boyan: If you want to kill, you must kill me first.

Chen Yi: I only brought a few thousand. Could it be that I can't afford a sleeve?

Ji Boyan: ...Did you read too many novels? This is not high definition.

There is an old tailor in the shop, and he is very happy when he sees Ji Boyan: Xiaoyan is here, are you going to make shirts again?

Ji Boyan dragged Chen Yi over: I have two more long-sleeved ones. The sleeves I made last year are almost worn out. As for him, two long and short sleeves are enough.

The old tailor took out a ruler and measured it for Chen Yi, Ji Boyan patted Chen Yi's back: Don't hunch your back, keep your head up.

That emoji is in Chen Yi's mind, puffing out his tan360° chest.

The old tailor left behind and beckoned them to leave. Chen Yi stood on tiptoe to watch him busy in front of the sewing machine, a little nervous: Brother Ji, I don't have enough money, can you lend me?

Ji Boyan: ...It's not as expensive as you think.

Chen Yi: I always feel that manual work is much more expensive!

Ji Boyan: This shop is his own, and he doesn't need to pay rent. He can do whatever he wants, and making two pieces of clothes a day is enough for him to live on.

Chen Yi: Hey, how long will it take?

Ji Boyan: It's been a long time, but I can get it today.

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Chen Yi: "How much is your temperature?"

Chen Yi let out a cry: What?

Ji Boyan: Let me tell you how short-sighted you are.

Chen Yi: 550 on the left, 450 on the right, I don’t know about astigmatism, what’s the matter.

Ji Boyan pointed to the glasses shops clustered not far away: It doesn't cost much to get a new pair in the university town.

Chen Yi was also moved when he heard it: Then go and see?

Ji Boyan calculated the discounts of these optical shops, and led Chen Yi into the most unpretentious one.

The boss also has a temper, and he doesn't hurry up to greet the guests. Ji Boyan is familiar with the road, and found out a pair of gold-rimmed ones. Chen felt very elite when he saw it, and was worried that he would not be able to control it.

Ji Boyan took off his small black-rimmed round glasses, and replaced them with this pair of gold-rimmed frames. He took two steps back, frowning, and Chen Yi looked at himself in the mirror in a daze, unable to feel it.

The boss came over at this time: You can't wear Fang.

Chen Yi: Huh?What should I wear?

Ji Boyan didn't answer the words, but put his arms around his chest, looked at the cabinet, and thought about whether he should also change a pair.

The boss still chose a round frame for Chen Yi, but it was a small round frame with a gold wire edge. It seemed that his whole temperament had changed.

Chen Yi looked at Ji Boyan: Brother Ji, which one is better.

Ji Boyan raised his chin, acquiescing that the boss has a more unique vision.

Chen Yi didn't have his own opinion. He felt light when he touched the gold wire, so he thought he had extra spares. When he asked the price, the discounted lenses and frames were only in his early 100s. He immediately paid the money and waited for the boss to match him. mirror.

It takes about forty minutes to put on glasses, and the clothes are being made here, and the glasses are being fitted over there, and Chen Yi doesn't know what to do.

Ji Boyan stood a few meters away from him and observed, leaving aside all the extra outfits, Chen Yi looked very integrated in the university town.

How to distinguish it.

His eyes focused on the advertisement of men's washing, cutting and blowing 99.

Ji Boyan: Ah Yi.

Chen Yi was stunned: Brother Ji, are you calling me?

Ji Boyan nodded: I think you have too much hair, cut it and be more energetic.

Chen Yi seriously looked up at Ji Boyan's hairline: Brother Ji, I'm afraid.

Ji Boyan was ruthless: Are you saying I'm going bald?

Chen Yi: No, I'm worried that after I cut my hair, my hairline will be higher than yours! ! !