[Comprehensive British and American] Dog-eared boy

1. Go home

After taking Wanda Pietro and the others back, it's time to pick up the old father.

Presumably Tony is having a good time in his world these days.

Passing through the portal, Inuyasha saw Tony lying on the beach in the sun, wearing thong flowered pants and a large wreath around his neck.

Inuyasha: I understand the truth, but can you pay attention to the image?

At any rate, the father of seven children must set a good example for the next generation!

"Tony, go home."

"You still know to pick me up?" Tony pulled down his sunglasses in a questioning tone.

Inuyasha: No, you told me to pick up Wanda and the others first, okay?

"My fault, can I go back? Pepper has prepared your favorite cheeseburger." Inuyasha looked at his old father who was getting older and more childish, with a helpless smile on his face.

"Well, let's go back." Tony coughed pretendingly, then walked towards the portal with his hands behind his back.

"How was the game?" Inuyasha asked

"It's fun, and your friends are very interesting," Tony said. "Should come to a two-person world with Pepper."

"There will be a chance."

"Has our family not traveled together for a long time?"

"correct."

"Let's take some time to play together!"

"If you all go, Fury will explode."

"Who cares about him! Let him be angry, so many agents are not enough for him!"

"Okay, listen to you."

2. Play around

Sun, sand, surf, the perfect vacation.

Inuyasha lay on the beach enjoying himself.

Leaving Nick Fury to watch the base, it feels great for them to come out to play together.

Inuyasha was about to have a good night's sleep when he suddenly felt his body sinking, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that he was buried.

The culprit, Pietro, was riding Morgan on his shoulders, and the two were giggling and making faces at him.

Inuyasha: ...

Don't put on the roof for three days!

Kicking the sand covering his body, Inuyasha chased after Pietro who was screaming and running away with Morgan on his shoulders!

"Wow, here comes the ghost!"

"Ahahaha, Brother Pete, run faster!"

"You two, stop for me!"

Tony and Pepper, whose faces were covered with sand by the two brats who roared past: ...

"Pay attention to my surroundings!! The blueberry juice is covered with sand!"

"Catch it, Laura!" Peter said, holding a coconut in his hand.

Laura nodded solemnly: "Yeah!"

Then the coconut flew towards Laura.

Swipe!The metallic luster flashed, and Laura posed handsomely with her steel claws shining.

It would have been really cool if she hadn't just cut open a coconut with steel claws,

Wanda caught the coconut and the slot was full.

"...This is not a real-life Fruit Ninja, the two of you are about the same."

"Ten rings! I beat Steve!" Bucky said triumphantly while holding his gun.

"I'm sorry, Bucky, I'm also ten rings." Steve spread his fingers and pointed at the target.

"..." Banner and Ethan, who have been playing shooting and losing all the time.

I think you are bullying researchers.

"Let's change to another game, how about arm wrestling, Hulk said he wants to play." Banner said with a gentle smile.

Ethan:  …

No, I think you're bullying too :)

3. Dinner

"We're back." Inuyasha carried Morgan's schoolbag on his back and held the little girl's hand and pushed the door open. "Pepper, the soy sauce you want."

"Mom! I was super good at school today! No tricks! Can I have a fruit popsicle?" Morgan looked at Pepper expectantly.

"Of course honey." Pepper kissed Morgan's little face and took the soy sauce from Inuyasha's hand.

"Darling, I've said many times not to buy this brand, and you never remember it like Tony."

Pepper looked at Inuyasha helplessly.

Inuyasha: ...they all look the same, how could I tell them apart!

Jarvis: Master, I reminded you of this.

Inuyasha: Don't talk to Jarvis just now!

Looking at Inuyasha's erratic eyes, Pepper sighed helplessly.

"Okay, okay, it seems that I still need to buy it next time."

Pepper walked into the kitchen.

"Oh, by the way, go get Tony out of the lab. I reminded him an hour ago, but he doesn't seem to pay attention to the time at all."

"Okay." Inuyasha nodded and looked at Morgan who was running with a fruit popsicle.

"Morgan, go ask Dad to come out for dinner, if he doesn't come out, you will make trouble with him."

"Okay! Guaranteed to complete the task!" Morgan saluted, and went to the laboratory to find his father with arrogance.

Ten minutes later, a disheartened Tony walked out holding Morgan.

"Look brother! I've fulfilled my mission again! I'm awesome!" Morgan puffed out his chest proudly.

"of course."

"Oh, you can't keep letting this little rascal mess with me," Tony said after putting Morgan down.

"That's because you've procrastinated countless 'five more minutes' darling," said Pepper, who brought out dinner. "So, the dishes are yours to wash."

Tony:  …

"I hate washing dishes, I must install a dishwasher!"

"You've said it no less than ten times." said Inuyasha, who helped Pepper clean up the dining table.

"I'm back." Wanda pushed open the door. "Have corn chowder today?"

"Yes, Pietro didn't come back with you?"

"...He has a date with Jason." Speaking of this, Wanda's face turned dark.

Those who rob my younger brother are really annoying!

"Has Kikyo not come back yet?" Wanda asked at the dinner table.

"Come on." Inuyasha said.

"Oh, if only she didn't have to run around." Wanda mumbled while holding her face.

"After all, that world also has her responsibilities, and it's impossible to stay here without caring about everything. Compared to before, it's already pretty good."

Inuyasha looks great.

4. Holiday

"Christmas is approaching, and the festive atmosphere is getting stronger and stronger. Will we have a party this time?" Pietro asked while walking on the street.

"It should be necessary, after all, Tony likes parties very much." Inuyasha said.

"Christmas presents make me worry every year." Pietro looked left and right, as if to see if there were any suitable presents.

"My gift is ready." Inuyasha said calmly with his hands in his hands.

"What? So fast?!" Pietro was stunned.

Inuyasha shrugged, what gift could be better than good health?

No more.

So on Christmas Day, everyone looked at Inuyasha carrying his friends from another world, imitating Santa Claus jumping out of the chimney and saying that he wanted to heal them...

No!unnecessary!We are not sick!

Refused to triple.

Inuyasha: ...

I don't want to say anything else, professor, you are sitting in a wheelchair, are you ashamed to say that you are not sick?

professor:……

"Inuyasha, when can you let me out of this big cloth bag? I'm about to suffocate." The tall, long-legged young man poked his head out of the bag behind Inuyasha in despair. "I came to see you, not to suffer."

"Now, come see a doctor."

"...Inuyasha, I will beat you to death one day." The evergreen young man came out of the bag, and he looked at the man in the wheelchair.

"Spine problems can be cured, let's talk about the price."

Inuyasha hit the young man on the head with a knife.

"Do you want me to kill you?"

"Just kidding~"

After experiencing the magical medical skills of a monster doctor, Charles stood up again and watched in surprise as Inuyasha stuffed it back into the bag, and continued to send the warm young man to the next house.

He said thank you in his head.

The young man with his head sticking out of his pocket smiled and waved to Charles.

This is the best Christmas present ever, Charles thought, standing up again.

5. In love

"..." Inuyasha stared blankly at Tony, who had always dressed casually at home, and put on a custom-made suit, looking at him in front of the mirror.

"what are you doing?"

"Of course I'm going to spend a perfect Valentine's Day night with Pepper." Tony looked at himself in the mirror happily, not bad!Still so handsome!

"Ah..." It turns out that today is Valentine's Day, no wonder they all went out one by one.

"Speaking of which, I really want to ask, when are you going to have a little girlfriend or boyfriend?" Tony leaned on the coffee table and looked at Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: ...

Did you start after Mr. Aff? !

"I think you can care about the captain and Bucky before me."

Disasters lead to the east, and disasters lead to the east.

"You're so stupid." Tony said with my poor stupid son's expression. "The captain and Bucky have also left the order some time ago, and they are both very good ladies."

Inuyasha: ...

The smile gradually disappeared.

I thought we were a strong singles ally!In the end, the two of you left the order quietly? ? ?

Liar!Men are liars!

"You remember to pick up Morgan from school, see you silly son tomorrow." Tony winked at Inuyasha, turned and left with the car keys.

Inuyasha: ...

Feed me dog food!Call me a silly son, I have to help you raise your children!

How can you not go to heaven! !

Oh, forgot, he can go to heaven.

So angry!

In the afternoon, Inuyasha went to pick Morgan up, and then he watched the little girl carrying a basket of chocolates.

Inuyasha: The smile fades away.

This day is too unfriendly to single dogs!

After ordering takeaway, Inuyasha turned on the TV, and then saw Peter's high-profile confession to his girlfriend by using spider silk to spell out the letters of Iloveyou in the building.

Inuyasha: ...

"Don't worry brother, you are great! There are so many people who want to marry you!" Morgan said, eating ice cream. "Alice and Debbie said they wanted to be your girlfriend."

"But I refused for you! They are too childish to do it!"

Inuyasha rubbed Morgan's hair dumbfounded and said.

"Good job, thank you."

"You're welcome, I'll also pay attention to help you find a girlfriend!" Morgan said with a look of reassurance on his face.

Inuyasha: ...thank you so much :)

At night, after Inuyasha put the little girl to sleep, he opened a bottle of beer to pass the time watching an uninteresting ball game.

"Master Inuyasha, you look very lonely." Jarvis said while projecting beside Inuyasha.

"Fortunately, people will fall in love with the scene." Inuyasha shrugged and neither refuted nor admitted.

"Then I thought you could look out of the window, and maybe that would make you feel better."

Inuyasha turned his head and looked out the window.

The next moment, gorgeous fireworks exploded in the night sky.

Inuyasha looked at Jarvis in a daze.

"Happy Valentine's Day, master." The elegant gentleman smiled and looked at the dumbfounded silver-haired youth.

"Pfft...hahaha, thank you Jarvis!" He laughed, his eyes were full of smiles, and the bright golden pupils reflected the fireworks in the world.

他 说:

"I am very happy."