[Comprehensive British and American] Dog-eared boy

Peter Parker has been very distressed recently. Since he was exposed as Spider-Man by the strange pair of siblings last time, he has been trembling.

I'm afraid that one day the news will suddenly spread on the Internet that the identity of New York's good neighbor Spider-Man will be revealed.

But he couldn't find that person after searching for several days.

People with long silver hair should be easy to recognize.

It was another night of routine maintenance of law and order. After catching two thieves, a robber, and a satyr, Peter sat on the roof railing to take a nap.

Then he heard an explosion coming from the street not far away.

Peter shuddered, and the spider sensor was yelling that there was danger.

But this doesn't stop the little boy with a sense of responsibility.

He turned over and jumped off the roof, swaying spider silk to the explosion site.

Before Peter arrived at the place, he heard a very strange and unforgettable laughter.

"Hahaha, poor little puppy, let my miraculous little witch girl come out!" Peter who rushed to the place finally saw the owner of the laughter, Gotham's iconic villain - "Joker"

Looking at the person confronting the clown again, it was the elder brother who exposed his identity that day, but he didn't have that dazzling silver hair right now.

Yes, Inuyasha, who has become human again, is confronting the clown who has gone through all kinds of hardships to solve Kikyo's spell and came to New York to find a place.

In Gotham, the criminals released by the clown are making a fuss.

And the villains who cooperated with the clown here have not stopped.

The adults are all out on a mission.

So Inuyasha, who became a human being and was not allowed to go out by a group of parents, found out that the clown was setting off "fireworks" everywhere in New York, and ran over regardless of Jarvis' obstruction.

"She's home, it's more pleasing to the eye when you haven't lifted the curse." Inuyasha knocked down a rushing miscellaneous soldier with one hand, and landed on the container beside him with a handsome jump.

"Oh, how could she not wait for me~"

The clown had such an annoying look on his face.

Inuyasha: "You are so ugly, it hurts your eyes."

The clown was expressionless for a moment.

The clown's subordinates were instantly as quiet as chickens.

Inuyasha felt that the clown must be cursing in his heart at the moment, maybe he thought he was very, very handsome.

"Hi man, I think you might need some help from New York's good neighbor Spider-Man?"

Finding that the air suddenly froze, Peter Parker spoke in a timely manner.

"Wow, a little puppy, a little bug, did your New York superhero actually come from a zoo?" The clown taunted with a very flamboyant gesture.

"Your Gotham is similar." Little Spider retorted naively, not wanting to be looked down upon. "You came to New York looking for trouble, Batman will be angry!"

"Batman? Oh~ My Batboy is still fighting with those idiots at the moment~"

"I thought the way he said Batman was kind of weird, don't you think?"

Looking at the young man who leaned into his ear and whispered gossip, Inuyasha was in a complicated mood.

kid, do you know what's going on now? !This is not 10 minutes between classes at a girls' school!

"Although it's not appropriate to say this now, I also want to say that Batman won't like the clown saying that about him." After hearing Damian complain about his father, he will diss the clown with Mr. Alf in private Taste and Inuyasha, who spoke gayly in gay, still couldn't hold back Peter's complaints.

"Hey! Show me some respect, okay?! I'm going to blow up New York with tnt!" The clown held the bomb|bomb and looked at the dog and spider who were chatting nonchalantly over there, with a look on his face, do you look down on me, the clown expression.

"I'm not afraid of you. My idol, Mr. Iron Man, blows up something every day! But he will compensate the building owners who were bombed. The people of New York are not afraid of explosions!" Peter said calmly.

Inuyasha: "..."

Tony probably won't like you as a fake fan.

clown:"……"

It's not funny at all, is it? !

At this moment, the little spider launched a spider silk and snatched the bomb.

"I got it!"

"Wow~ You are really amazing!" The clown laughed with his mouth open. "But, mine is a remote bomb｜bomb~"

When the clown took out the controller, Inuyasha quickly snatched it back from Peter's hand and threw it into the sky.

peng! !

Peter stared dumbfounded at another explosion of fireworks.

"Aha, since my cute little witch has left, I can only go back to Gotham to play with Batboy first, but I must leave a small gift for the little witch~" The clown threw it down after finishing speaking. A smoke|bomb.

"You can't go back." Inuyasha said blankly.

"You take this to solve the gadgets left by the clown." Inuyasha handed the detector produced by Stark and Wakanda to Spider-Man.

"What? I think I can go after the clown." Peter holding the detector looked confused.

"And chat with him?" Inuyasha complained, and patted Peter on the shoulder. "obedient."

"...Okay, but I'm not a child anymore! Stop treating me like a child."

Seeing that Inuyasha didn't hear what he said, and ran directly to chase the clown, Peter shrugged helplessly.

"By the way, how is this used?"

"Hello, Peter Parker." Jarvis' voice suddenly came from the detector.

"Woo! You, how do you know I'm Peter Parker?!" Peter almost threw the detector in his hand with a trembling.

"About this matter, I will explain to you when the bomb left by the clown is resolved."

"Ok, ok, what should I do next?"

"first……"

……

"You are really chasing after him. I don't have the idea of ​​adopting a puppy recently." The clown pulled the car door and watched as he snatched a motorcycle and chased after Inuyasha reluctantly.

"I know, you just want to play with bats." Inuyasha kicked away and said with a blank expression on the soldier who rushed forward.

Batman, who was capturing Freeze in Gotham, sneezed.

Damian: "Father? Have you caught a cold?"

Batman: "NO! Don't run away from Robin!"

Damian: "Okay, but I think you'll probably be down a big cup of ginger tea when you get back, Batman."

After kicking down a lot of human bombs here, Inuyasha finally punched Batman's number one idiot fan, the clown, in the face.

"How dare you hit me in the face!" The clown who was punched into the carriage covered his face and stared at the black-haired boy.

"If it's disfigured, what am I going to do with Batboy? The opening to an exciting night of horror."

"...Didn't you lose your face a long time ago?!" Throwing the person who shot him out of the car, Inuyasha looked at the clown speechlessly.

clown:……

It seems oh.

"This is really not fun." The clown looked at Inuyasha blankly, and then he took out a spray bottle containing chemical reagents from his arms.

Seeing this, Inuyasha immediately stepped back, clutching his nose, and jumped out of the car.

"Surprise~ This is just a very ordinary bottle of insecticide, that is the real gift!" Inuyasha looked at the miniature bomb that had stuck to his pants at some point, and showed his hand to the smiling clown. middle finger.

Then he mouths an explosion at the Joker too.

The clown's eyeballs rolled around in his eyes, and suddenly heard a slight beeping sound.

Turning his head, he saw that a Stark-style bomb was also glued to the back of the passenger seat.

"Oh, he actually copied the clown's idea, I'm going to sue him for copyright infringement!"

In the next second, two places exploded at the same time.

After Peter took care of the gadgets left by the clown, he rushed over and saw the scene where Inuyasha was blown up.

"I can catch you! I can catch you!" Peter popped out a spider thread and stuck it to Inuyasha's body, and finally caught the person in his arms when Inuyasha fell to the ground and suffered a second injury.

"wtf?!!" Peter couldn't help but let out a horrified voice when he looked at the mangled man who was blown up in his arms.

"Please calm down, Mr. Parker, please take care of Master Inuyasha, Mr. is already on his way."

"I, what should I do, he looks terrible!" Peter put his arms around Inuyasha, whose uniform was already dyed red.

Even though he was so startled and panicked that his mind went blank, Peter still held his trembling hands firmly.

"...At least it's better than a burnt medium-rare steak, ahem." Inuyasha, who lost consciousness for a short time and soon regained consciousness, lay in Peter's arms and said.

"Great, you're alive! How do you feel? Is there anything I can do to help you? I really don't know what to do! I've never been in a situation like this, you're bleeding all the time, your My body temperature is also dropping, I need to call emergency help, but I don't have my phone..."

Looking at Peter Parker's panic-stricken Balabala, Inuyasha, whose eyes turned black due to excessive blood loss, said helplessly.

"You hug me so tightly, I feel a little hard to breathe..."

"Sorry, I was afraid you'd fall to the floor, and I was a little nervous, I'm sure you can't be traumatized again!"

"...ok, as long as you're happy, I'll sleep for a while." Inuyasha took a deep breath. He felt that his eyelids were a bit heavy and he needed a good rest.

"NO! NO! NO! Can't sleep! Mr. Jarvis helpme! He said he was going to fall asleep! What should I do?!" Peter, who was scared to cry by Inuyasha's words, almost screamed Divided into four, the detector that fixed the unconscious clown on the ground said.

"Slap him twice in the ass!"

Peter, who was asking Jarvis for help, suddenly heard the sound of gnashing of teeth from behind.

Peter turned his head, and he saw Iron Man descending from the sky in a golden-red armor.

Just like in memory, the hero who appeared at a critical moment!

……

Inuyasha wakes up in the cradle of regeneration.

When he opened his eyes, he thought he was locked in a coffin, which gave him a shock.

Inuyasha sat up from the regeneration cradle, and Dr. Helen Zhao brought him clean clothes.

It's just that her expression looks a little worried.

"What's the matter? Dr. Helen?" Inuyasha put on a sweater and jeans, with a questioning expression on his face.

"...I think you should confess something to Tony, about your heart problem."

Inuyasha: "..."

Oh, this is really...

pill.

The author has something to say: I am on vacation...

I thought I would have time to code after the holidays. I was so naive.

Probably every mother can't understand her child's mobile phone, even if she just sat down and picked up the phone...

Don’t read Sesshomaru anymore, after all, it’s an English-American article, and I don’t know how to write about the characters in Inuyasha

And it will naturally be written when the time comes.