[Comprehensive British and American] Dog-eared boy
Chapter 30 The Clown
As the host of the banquet, Wayne and the equally influential Stark naturally couldn't always stay in the same reception room.
At least two fathers can't.
In short, after explaining to their own cubs, Tony and Bruce went to socialize.
The banquet has been going smoothly, just when Inuyasha wondered whether the clown would appear again.
His trademark laugh came first.
Inuyasha: ...
I don't know why I breathed a sigh of relief.
Immediately afterwards, a puff of smoke suddenly exploded in the air, and the clown walked out of it calmly.
"Is he a monster?" Kikyo said.
"No..." Inuyasha shook his head, of course he knew it was just Kikyo's complaints.
It is easy to see whether there is a demonic Kikyo, the number one shrine maiden in the Warring States period.
"Good evening, gentlemen and ladies~ I haven't seen you for a long time, you must miss me~"
Inuyasha and Kikyo looked at the angry clown expressionlessly.
There was a loud bang in the sky, and the clown's appearance was real, which made him feel that there were a lot of problems.
"wellwell, let me see where my Bat Boy is, didn't he invite me to play, how could he not be here~"
"Batman invited the clown to play? This is the funniest joke I've heard this year." Tony stood calmly among the panicked running crowd, holding a wine glass. "Although his taste is indeed not as good as mine, I think he definitely doesn't want to play with guys who are purple and green."
"Wow, look who this is, Iron Man?" The Joker turned his attention to Tony. "Standing here without a battle armor as a target to attract attention, do you think there are some cute little bei noses of yours?"
"Actually, they are not Xiao Beibi, you should call them little monsters." Tony raised his eyebrows and said.
As soon as Tony finished speaking, the clown's accomplices accompanied the red energy soaring into the sky.
"It's a ferocious little monster, it's a beautiful human firework, and it's a grand opening~"
Looking at the clown's performance without any worries, Tony has a bad forecast.
With the appearance of Batman in his battle suit, this premonition came true.
"Little Bat, you are finally waiting. In order to wait for you, I want to listen to a little dwarf's nonsense here." The clown looked at Batman dissatisfied.
Tony: There's a tic tac toe popping out of your head.
"That's a hard joke for you." Batman replied in a hoarse and low voice.
Tony: There's a bunch of tic tac toes popping out of my head.
What do these mean? ! !Dad hasn't complained about you as a laryngeal cancer patient, but you have reached a consensus with this palette, haven't you? !
"Oh, I'm really touched that you can understand my mood! However, this still can't offset the mistake you made me wait so long, so come to me Batman! The midnight carnival has just begun, hahahaha! After speaking, just like when he came, the clown laughed wildly and disappeared in the smoke.
"Fantastic magic again?" Tony frowned.
"Obviously, Tim?" Bruce asked, pulling out the walkie-talkie
"I found traces of the clown in the suburbs. Pietro and Jason have already caught up..." Tim looked at the monitor and said, but suddenly raised his voice in the next second. "wtf?!"
"Tim?!" Batman frowned nervously.
"They summoned a monster, Wanda is in danger! Oh, Superman is coming, but it doesn't look very optimistic, the monster seems to have no effect on physical attacks!"
Hearing that Wanda was in danger, Tony quickly put on his armor and flew out.
Inuyasha followed closely behind.
"Hey, follow me, don't run around." Damian took off his suit, and it was Robin's battle suit inside.
Kikyo, who was regarded as having no combat power, smiled slightly, and took out his own bow and arrow.
"Don't worry, I'm not weak."
"...Where did you hide? Your skirt doesn't look like it can hide such a large quiver and bow."
"I didn't hide them, they were with me all the time."
Damian: "..."
I hate magic!
"Then don't hold back!"
"Okay." Kikyo smiled softly.
After Inuyasha and the others rushed outside, they saw the monster Tim said, it was like a mass of mud, exuding an unpleasant stench.
Even before he touched Inuyasha, he felt that his health had been cut in half.
Apparently the Joker has done his homework on who Batman would call on.
This is simply a big killer against dog demons.
And besides this huge monster, there are also some ordinary people whose minds have been manipulated to attack, leaving Wanda at a loss.
"Are you okay?" Tony asked looking at Inuyasha's ugly face while holding his nose.
"Wait for me for 2 minutes." After speaking, Inuyasha rummaged through his pockets, found a clip, and clipped it to his nose.
"All right."
Tony: "..."
I just want to say a bad word.
Here Inuyasha and the others have already fought the slime monster.
It's just that its body is like plasticine, any kind of attack can be absorbed by his body, or a hole can be opened to hide.
"What the hell is this?" Tony said as he dodged the mush from the mud.
"It smells evil from its body." Kikyo, who also arrived, said.
"Can it be solved?" Inuyasha asked while holding the knife.
"Okay, it's just..." Kikyo looked at the person who was covered in mud during the fight.
They are all subordinates of the clown who was blown up by Wanda before.
"I see, come up." Inuyasha leaned over slightly, and Kikyo sat on Inuyasha's back tacitly.
Then Superman and Tony, who had been fighting for a long time without any effect, saw Inuyasha carrying Kikyo on his back under the attack of a hail of bullets and bullets. One of them was in charge of dodging and the other was in charge of shooting arrows.
Following the arrows of blue light, the people wrapped in mud were stripped from the monster's body one by one and fell to a safe place.
The human beings who provided the energy were rescued one by one, and the mud also roared angrily!
Seeing Superman has a tendency to be affected by sound.
Tony very cleverly gave Superman a shot.
Superman regained his sanity after being shot.
"……Thank you."
"You're welcome." A proud little expression.
Superman: ...
Tired smile.
After the people were rescued, Inuyasha put Kikyo on the open space and stepped aside.
"give it to you."
Kikyo nodded and raised her bow again.
Even Tony, who didn't know much about spiritual power, could feel the huge energy coming from the arrow.
"Why does this feel a bit like the Rubik's Cube?" Tony raised his eyebrows and asked Jarvis to record the energy fluctuations.
The arrow of demon-breaking is shot, and all evil and filth are burned to ashes.
After the monster disappeared unwillingly, Inuyasha's ears moved, but before Inuyasha could make a move, Superman brought out a man in a black robe.
Obviously because the monster was purified, he suffered backlash and was seriously injured.
Ordinary people who were manipulated also regained their sanity.
Damian, who has been helping Wanda, looked at Kikyo and snorted awkwardly.
Obviously not weak at all!
Not long after this was settled, Batman also came back with the Joker under pressure.
"Did you fight a dinosaur, Batman?!" Tony looked at the severely damaged Bruce and couldn't help raising his voice.
And the clown who was caught by the bat was smiling, he must have had a good time.
"Although the clown was caught, another wizard ran away." Jason said.
"Then did you get anything from him?" Inuyasha asked.
"Yes." Pietro nodded, and took out a bloody handkerchief in a sealed bag. "Jason said that he can be found by genetic comparison."
"No need, just give it to Kikyo." Inuyasha took it and handed it to Kikyo.
"It's not very convenient here." Kikyo said after taking it.
Inuyasha looked at Batman, who nodded.
At this time, the clown who was being taken away by the police somehow broke free from their control and attacked Kikyo.
Batman's pupils shrank, and the bat dart had already been shot.
However, in the next second, Kikyo raised the hand holding the bow and hit the clown's green head with a stick.
The clown rolled his eyes and fell down.
The bat dart failed to pierce anyone, and fell to the ground alone.
"...I thought she was just a crispy mage." Damian said dryly.
"Actually, I always thought so." Inuyasha also said dryly.
I never knew that my sister was actually a violent mage, she would do it as soon as she said she could do it, and she beat people unambiguously.
Kikyo picked up the bat dart and handed it to Batman.
"Thank you."
"...you're welcome." Bruce took the bat dart and was about to put it back into his belt, but Kikyo put his hand on Bruce's palm.
Bruce was a little dazed, but found out what it was for in the next second.
Because the next moment he found that the pain on his body gradually disappeared.
Bruce couldn't help but grab Kikyo's hand.
"What did you do? Does this affect you?!"
"Don't worry about Mr. Batman." Kikyo didn't care about Bruce's gaffe, she smiled gently. "I just returned all the pain you suffered to the giver, without paying any price."
As if to prove what Kikyo said, the body of the clown lying on the ground twitched, as if he was in great pain.
Bruce looked at the thin girl, a little dazed.
Inuyasha and Tony: "..."
Talk and talk!Get your hands off!What are you trying to do with such a tight grip? !
Inuyasha coughed.
As if waking up, Bruce let go of Kikyo's hand and said in a low voice.
"Sorry, I was just... momentarily surprised."
"It's okay, I understand." Kikyo withdrew her hand and smiled inclusively, walking up to the clown lying on the ground.
She pointed the clown's head with her bow and muttered something.
Seeing that Kikyo was casting a curse, Inuyasha twitched the corner of his mouth.
It feels like I haven't seen her for a long time, and my sister is getting more and more cruel.
After casting the spell, Kikyo Shi Shi ran over.
"What did you do?" Damian asked curiously.
Kikyo showed a somewhat sly smile.
"A fun little prank."
……
Except for the destruction of the building, no one was injured or injured by the clown this time.
Those clowns, of course, don't count.
It was unbelievably easy this time around.
Even the escaped wizard, with the help of Kikyo, quickly surrendered, talking nonsense that there are ghosts around him...
Bruce looked at himself in the mirror. He seemed to be ten years younger suddenly. All the old wounds and dark wounds on his body disappeared, and his state returned to his peak.
In contrast, the criminals in Akamli suddenly felt inexplicable pain all over their bodies, and asked for more medical personnel in Akamli.
Looking at Dick, they were secretly happy.
In fact, Bruce was also quite happy, but he didn't show it.
Thinking of Kikyo, Bruce sighed.
He owed her a great deal.
Speaking of which, I still don't know what the prank she left for the clown?
The Joker is still lying in Arkham's intensive care unit because of the injuries he has brought to Batman for so many years, fainting and waking up again.
Go ask tomorrow, after all, you have to be prepared for everything.
The author has something to say: I still feel sorry for my master, and give him a healthy body.
And let you bastards bully me!I want you to experience the suffering of the master! !
And it's not an illusion that it feels like there are bat oranges
The extra episode may write Bat Julalang.
Let's guess what is the prank Kikyo left for the clown~
At least two fathers can't.
In short, after explaining to their own cubs, Tony and Bruce went to socialize.
The banquet has been going smoothly, just when Inuyasha wondered whether the clown would appear again.
His trademark laugh came first.
Inuyasha: ...
I don't know why I breathed a sigh of relief.
Immediately afterwards, a puff of smoke suddenly exploded in the air, and the clown walked out of it calmly.
"Is he a monster?" Kikyo said.
"No..." Inuyasha shook his head, of course he knew it was just Kikyo's complaints.
It is easy to see whether there is a demonic Kikyo, the number one shrine maiden in the Warring States period.
"Good evening, gentlemen and ladies~ I haven't seen you for a long time, you must miss me~"
Inuyasha and Kikyo looked at the angry clown expressionlessly.
There was a loud bang in the sky, and the clown's appearance was real, which made him feel that there were a lot of problems.
"wellwell, let me see where my Bat Boy is, didn't he invite me to play, how could he not be here~"
"Batman invited the clown to play? This is the funniest joke I've heard this year." Tony stood calmly among the panicked running crowd, holding a wine glass. "Although his taste is indeed not as good as mine, I think he definitely doesn't want to play with guys who are purple and green."
"Wow, look who this is, Iron Man?" The Joker turned his attention to Tony. "Standing here without a battle armor as a target to attract attention, do you think there are some cute little bei noses of yours?"
"Actually, they are not Xiao Beibi, you should call them little monsters." Tony raised his eyebrows and said.
As soon as Tony finished speaking, the clown's accomplices accompanied the red energy soaring into the sky.
"It's a ferocious little monster, it's a beautiful human firework, and it's a grand opening~"
Looking at the clown's performance without any worries, Tony has a bad forecast.
With the appearance of Batman in his battle suit, this premonition came true.
"Little Bat, you are finally waiting. In order to wait for you, I want to listen to a little dwarf's nonsense here." The clown looked at Batman dissatisfied.
Tony: There's a tic tac toe popping out of your head.
"That's a hard joke for you." Batman replied in a hoarse and low voice.
Tony: There's a bunch of tic tac toes popping out of my head.
What do these mean? ! !Dad hasn't complained about you as a laryngeal cancer patient, but you have reached a consensus with this palette, haven't you? !
"Oh, I'm really touched that you can understand my mood! However, this still can't offset the mistake you made me wait so long, so come to me Batman! The midnight carnival has just begun, hahahaha! After speaking, just like when he came, the clown laughed wildly and disappeared in the smoke.
"Fantastic magic again?" Tony frowned.
"Obviously, Tim?" Bruce asked, pulling out the walkie-talkie
"I found traces of the clown in the suburbs. Pietro and Jason have already caught up..." Tim looked at the monitor and said, but suddenly raised his voice in the next second. "wtf?!"
"Tim?!" Batman frowned nervously.
"They summoned a monster, Wanda is in danger! Oh, Superman is coming, but it doesn't look very optimistic, the monster seems to have no effect on physical attacks!"
Hearing that Wanda was in danger, Tony quickly put on his armor and flew out.
Inuyasha followed closely behind.
"Hey, follow me, don't run around." Damian took off his suit, and it was Robin's battle suit inside.
Kikyo, who was regarded as having no combat power, smiled slightly, and took out his own bow and arrow.
"Don't worry, I'm not weak."
"...Where did you hide? Your skirt doesn't look like it can hide such a large quiver and bow."
"I didn't hide them, they were with me all the time."
Damian: "..."
I hate magic!
"Then don't hold back!"
"Okay." Kikyo smiled softly.
After Inuyasha and the others rushed outside, they saw the monster Tim said, it was like a mass of mud, exuding an unpleasant stench.
Even before he touched Inuyasha, he felt that his health had been cut in half.
Apparently the Joker has done his homework on who Batman would call on.
This is simply a big killer against dog demons.
And besides this huge monster, there are also some ordinary people whose minds have been manipulated to attack, leaving Wanda at a loss.
"Are you okay?" Tony asked looking at Inuyasha's ugly face while holding his nose.
"Wait for me for 2 minutes." After speaking, Inuyasha rummaged through his pockets, found a clip, and clipped it to his nose.
"All right."
Tony: "..."
I just want to say a bad word.
Here Inuyasha and the others have already fought the slime monster.
It's just that its body is like plasticine, any kind of attack can be absorbed by his body, or a hole can be opened to hide.
"What the hell is this?" Tony said as he dodged the mush from the mud.
"It smells evil from its body." Kikyo, who also arrived, said.
"Can it be solved?" Inuyasha asked while holding the knife.
"Okay, it's just..." Kikyo looked at the person who was covered in mud during the fight.
They are all subordinates of the clown who was blown up by Wanda before.
"I see, come up." Inuyasha leaned over slightly, and Kikyo sat on Inuyasha's back tacitly.
Then Superman and Tony, who had been fighting for a long time without any effect, saw Inuyasha carrying Kikyo on his back under the attack of a hail of bullets and bullets. One of them was in charge of dodging and the other was in charge of shooting arrows.
Following the arrows of blue light, the people wrapped in mud were stripped from the monster's body one by one and fell to a safe place.
The human beings who provided the energy were rescued one by one, and the mud also roared angrily!
Seeing Superman has a tendency to be affected by sound.
Tony very cleverly gave Superman a shot.
Superman regained his sanity after being shot.
"……Thank you."
"You're welcome." A proud little expression.
Superman: ...
Tired smile.
After the people were rescued, Inuyasha put Kikyo on the open space and stepped aside.
"give it to you."
Kikyo nodded and raised her bow again.
Even Tony, who didn't know much about spiritual power, could feel the huge energy coming from the arrow.
"Why does this feel a bit like the Rubik's Cube?" Tony raised his eyebrows and asked Jarvis to record the energy fluctuations.
The arrow of demon-breaking is shot, and all evil and filth are burned to ashes.
After the monster disappeared unwillingly, Inuyasha's ears moved, but before Inuyasha could make a move, Superman brought out a man in a black robe.
Obviously because the monster was purified, he suffered backlash and was seriously injured.
Ordinary people who were manipulated also regained their sanity.
Damian, who has been helping Wanda, looked at Kikyo and snorted awkwardly.
Obviously not weak at all!
Not long after this was settled, Batman also came back with the Joker under pressure.
"Did you fight a dinosaur, Batman?!" Tony looked at the severely damaged Bruce and couldn't help raising his voice.
And the clown who was caught by the bat was smiling, he must have had a good time.
"Although the clown was caught, another wizard ran away." Jason said.
"Then did you get anything from him?" Inuyasha asked.
"Yes." Pietro nodded, and took out a bloody handkerchief in a sealed bag. "Jason said that he can be found by genetic comparison."
"No need, just give it to Kikyo." Inuyasha took it and handed it to Kikyo.
"It's not very convenient here." Kikyo said after taking it.
Inuyasha looked at Batman, who nodded.
At this time, the clown who was being taken away by the police somehow broke free from their control and attacked Kikyo.
Batman's pupils shrank, and the bat dart had already been shot.
However, in the next second, Kikyo raised the hand holding the bow and hit the clown's green head with a stick.
The clown rolled his eyes and fell down.
The bat dart failed to pierce anyone, and fell to the ground alone.
"...I thought she was just a crispy mage." Damian said dryly.
"Actually, I always thought so." Inuyasha also said dryly.
I never knew that my sister was actually a violent mage, she would do it as soon as she said she could do it, and she beat people unambiguously.
Kikyo picked up the bat dart and handed it to Batman.
"Thank you."
"...you're welcome." Bruce took the bat dart and was about to put it back into his belt, but Kikyo put his hand on Bruce's palm.
Bruce was a little dazed, but found out what it was for in the next second.
Because the next moment he found that the pain on his body gradually disappeared.
Bruce couldn't help but grab Kikyo's hand.
"What did you do? Does this affect you?!"
"Don't worry about Mr. Batman." Kikyo didn't care about Bruce's gaffe, she smiled gently. "I just returned all the pain you suffered to the giver, without paying any price."
As if to prove what Kikyo said, the body of the clown lying on the ground twitched, as if he was in great pain.
Bruce looked at the thin girl, a little dazed.
Inuyasha and Tony: "..."
Talk and talk!Get your hands off!What are you trying to do with such a tight grip? !
Inuyasha coughed.
As if waking up, Bruce let go of Kikyo's hand and said in a low voice.
"Sorry, I was just... momentarily surprised."
"It's okay, I understand." Kikyo withdrew her hand and smiled inclusively, walking up to the clown lying on the ground.
She pointed the clown's head with her bow and muttered something.
Seeing that Kikyo was casting a curse, Inuyasha twitched the corner of his mouth.
It feels like I haven't seen her for a long time, and my sister is getting more and more cruel.
After casting the spell, Kikyo Shi Shi ran over.
"What did you do?" Damian asked curiously.
Kikyo showed a somewhat sly smile.
"A fun little prank."
……
Except for the destruction of the building, no one was injured or injured by the clown this time.
Those clowns, of course, don't count.
It was unbelievably easy this time around.
Even the escaped wizard, with the help of Kikyo, quickly surrendered, talking nonsense that there are ghosts around him...
Bruce looked at himself in the mirror. He seemed to be ten years younger suddenly. All the old wounds and dark wounds on his body disappeared, and his state returned to his peak.
In contrast, the criminals in Akamli suddenly felt inexplicable pain all over their bodies, and asked for more medical personnel in Akamli.
Looking at Dick, they were secretly happy.
In fact, Bruce was also quite happy, but he didn't show it.
Thinking of Kikyo, Bruce sighed.
He owed her a great deal.
Speaking of which, I still don't know what the prank she left for the clown?
The Joker is still lying in Arkham's intensive care unit because of the injuries he has brought to Batman for so many years, fainting and waking up again.
Go ask tomorrow, after all, you have to be prepared for everything.
The author has something to say: I still feel sorry for my master, and give him a healthy body.
And let you bastards bully me!I want you to experience the suffering of the master! !
And it's not an illusion that it feels like there are bat oranges
The extra episode may write Bat Julalang.
Let's guess what is the prank Kikyo left for the clown~
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