[Comprehensive British and American] Dog-eared boy

As for the situation of Sergeant James, it was naturally resolved with the help of Professor Charles.

What needs to be inserted here is that Tony and Steve guessed that Hydra would definitely move, so they had the idea of ​​letting Wanda keep an eye on the people who entered and exited Stark Tower, and it happened that the lady Wonder Woman came to As a guest, by the way, what is the current situation of the Super League team they are planning to form.

Unfortunately, Crossbones, who received the task of recovering the Winter Soldier, was dispatched on this day, and was caught off guard.

Agent Coulson who came with him when he learned that S.H.I.E.L.D. is a hydra is really wonderful.

Tony also said very irritatingly that he could laugh at Coulson's expression for a year.

Diana just said about the situation.

"I think you have to think about the plan of the Premier League that SHIELD said."

The big family has been infiltrated by the enemy, and it is unreliable to support the enemy with its own financial resources.

Steve:  …

Steve had nothing to say, and he felt that he had to think about it carefully. Although Fury implicitly expressed that not all people in S.H.I.E.L.D. were credible, S.H.I.E.L.D.

Fury you bear!

Fury: ...

This is obviously not my fault! !

Barnes was confused for a long time after being de-brainwashed, and then hesitated until midnight and ran to Tony to apologize for not saving Tony's parents.

Tony put down the welding torch in his hand, looked at Barnes blankly for a long time, and then leaned on the workbench and said.

"Da Bing, you hesitate to talk to me in the middle of the night like a little daughter-in-law just to tell me this?"

James like a two-hundred-pound daughter-in-law Barnes:  …

"... Don't look like I bullied you." Tony poured two glasses of wine. "It's not your fault, drink?"

"...Steve said, you won't be allowed to drink at night." Bucky said very sincerely.

Tony: Why is the old popsicle so annoying? !

One mother chicken is enough!Don't come to the second one!

"Don't listen to that old Popsicle!" Tony pushed the bottle in front of Bucky. "I know you are not such an honest person."

James Barnes, formerly a flower in Brooklyn, the little prince of nightclubs: whether to drink or not is a question.

……

Although Inuyasha was always asleep during the day, he was always the first to wake up, followed by Steve.

When he woke up, he watched the two drunkards sleeping soundly in the living room... for a long time.

Inuyasha picked up the small stick on the table for some unknown purpose and poked Tony's soft belly.

"Jarvis, how long have they been drinking?"

"Until four o'clock in the morning, master."

"..." Isn't that just falling asleep for a while? !

"The two of them, one delicate and frail and the other crippled, are fighting to drink here. I'm afraid they will be scolded by Steve?" Inuyasha poked Bucky's face again.

Slapped away by the other party's disgust, he turned over and continued to sleep on his plaster arm.

"Barnes is still in a cast, so I'm afraid it's not a pill."

Inuyasha has a bad smile waiting to watch a movie.

Jarvis: ...

Didn't Sergeant Barnes put the plaster cast on you?

Inuyasha took Wanda's makeup eyeliner, painted a few strokes on their faces, covered them with a blanket, and went out for a stroll as usual.

When Inuyasha wandered around New York, solved a few robbery gangsters, and returned to Stark Tower under the rising sun, Steve was already cleaning up the mess.

"Good morning, Saya."

"Morning, you sent them back to the room." Inuyasha asked as he poured himself a glass of milk.

"Yeah, you can't sleep on the ground, can you? Why don't you move them back?" Steve asked.

"I stink of alcohol, so I don't want to touch them." Inuyasha said blankly.

"..."

Then you don't dislike the smell of alcohol when you write and draw on other people's faces?

Steve looked helplessly at the wayward teenager.

"You weren't like that when I first met you," Steve said, shaking his head.

"People change, I'm hungry, grandma." Inuyasha said lazily while lying on the table.

"I'll do it later...Grandmother?!" Steve, who suddenly realized what Inuyasha was talking about, turned his head like a sunflower, and the boy who had just tried to make trouble was no longer where he was.

Holding the frying pan, Steve looked tangled.

Before Bucky came back, he was still a grandfather, why did he become a grandma when Bucky came...

Inuyasha and Wanda Pietro went to school hand in hand after dinner.

Inuyasha: Nope!

And the hangover Tony finally woke up.

"Uh... How long has it been since I drank like this..." Tony, who had a headache from a hangover, turned over and lay on the bed.

Hearing Barnes say that his parents didn't die in a car accident, but someone's deliberate murder, the mood of the mustache rich man can be said to be very bad.

But the soldier, who was on crutches and had his only arm hanging around his neck, was almost overwhelmed by his guilt.

What else could he do?

He was miserable, and Barnes was even worse.

He lost his parents, Barnes lost his arms, and he was brainwashed by HYDRA to be their knife for so long, and he was even arranged to assassinate Steve...

If it wasn't for the imperfect brainwashing technology back then, Barnes carried out the order, and his parents died at the hands of Barnes...

"Oh... shit!" Thinking of this, Tony couldn't help swearing.

"If I were you, I wouldn't wake up early in the morning and say dirty words, my dear." Pepper leaned against the door and looked helplessly at her boyfriend who was haggard from a hangover.

"Pepper, it makes me so happy to see you, maybe you'd like to give your handsome boyfriend a good morning kiss?" Tony held out his hand to block the sudden sunlight.

"Handsome and charming?" Pepper, who helped Tony open the curtain, looked back at her boyfriend who was still lying on the bed. "If I were you, I'd look in the mirror before talking, and by the way it's getting late Tony."

"Please don't be so harsh on me. I was in a mess yesterday. I just want to relax. What's this?" Tony sat up and rubbed his forehead, watching Pepper put the cup on the bedside table.

"An antidote to your brain's headaches." Pepper bent down and kissed Tony's forehead.

"If you kiss again, I don't think I can use the medicine." Tony blinked his big eyes, looking at Pepper with an innocent expression.

"You have to drink it if you kiss again." Pepper smiled and picked up the hangover soup after kissing Tony. "obedient."

"Okay, well, it seems that you can relax a little bit today?" Tony asked while holding the hangover soup.

"No, I still have a meeting this afternoon." Sitting by the bed, Pepper said with a smile.

"Oh, that's not good news, I hate meetings."

Pepper: So you pushed it all to me, isn't it all your fault!

After drinking the hangover soup, Tony pouted with an ugly face. "This taste is really..."

"The captain did this on purpose, and everyone has a share in the two drunkards." Pepper took the cup and smiled.

"Also, Captain America's education time is the same, and none of them can escape."

Looking at Pepper's meaningful expression, Tony now has the idea of ​​putting on his armor and flying out, at least avoiding the nagging of Captain America Chicken Mother.

He is not a boy of seventeen or eighteen, why should he listen to an old Popsicle nagging about rigid and old life behaviors? !

Pepper looks at her cute and mature boyfriend like looking at an older bear child.

Do you still have the face to say it?Who the hell is mentally handicapped like a [-]-year-old kid? !

Jarvis was all recorded, and when he was drunk, he pointed at Barnes' iron arm and thought it was Sergeant Barnes nagging.

One muttered while hugging a pillow with Iron Man printed on it.

Obviously the two of them were sitting together, and after getting drunk, they insisted on taking those substitutes as their own, and they chatted seamlessly all the way, it's like a sand sculpture, okay? !

Look at the cat mustache, black nose and dark circles under the eyes painted by Inuyasha on Tony's face with eyeliner.

The ghost knows how long she endured it before she laughed when she saw it.

Not long after Pepper left, Tony cautiously left his room, and when he walked into the living room, he saw Steve teaching Bucky with his arms around his chest.

And Bucky, a 1.8-meter-strong man sitting opposite Steve, was trained to feel weak, pitiful and helpless.

Tony felt that he had come at the wrong time, and was about to sneak away as soon as he stepped back.

However, the pig teammates were not strong enough, and Jarvis's calm, magnetic, and emotionless voice sounded.

"Sir, good morning."

Tony shuddered like a frightened quail, he stopped sneaking about to leave, and said helplessly.

"Jarvis, I don't even believe you said you didn't do it on purpose."

Jarvis: Sir, you think too much, I'm just an ordinary artificial intelligence.

Tony turned around with a grin, trying to fool him.

However, Steve, who was originally serious, couldn't help but burst into laughter when he saw Tony's face that had become quite funny because of his smile.

"Pfft, hahaha!"

"...Hahahaha!" Bucky, who was weak, pitiful and helpless just now, couldn't help laughing after seeing Tony's dazed expression with a cat face.

Although he was like this just now, he washed his face as soon as he woke up, and he didn't show off his smile without knowing it like Tony.

Tony:? ? ?What is showing off? !Old Popsicle No. 2, can you say it again? !

Tony, who later learned that his face was painted with graffiti, looked at Bucky who collapsed on the sofa with a smile.

Tony: What about our hungover friendship? !Have you eaten them all? !Hahahaha laughing so happily? !Yesterday, he was still suffering and hating deeply, can you stop being a person? ! !

Bucky: It's impossible not to collapse, and believe me, we will not only have a friendship with hangovers, but also a friendship with being scolded together!Don't worry about having more friendship!

Tony: God, you don't have to worry about having more friendship!I don't want to have any friendship with you being trained together!

Steve: A gentle yet strong smile.

That's not what you say, great Iron Man.

The author has something to say: Think of Tony with black eyeliner under his eyes, cat whiskers on his cheeks, and a blacked-out nose.

When he smiles at you without realizing it and says good morning man, how the hell can I kiss all the scribbles off his face!

Jarvis: I am keen on collecting all kinds of black history of sir, and today's harvest is also full!