light in the north
Chapter 45 How can the president not make up for such a big brain hole? !
Jiang Nan was obviously very dissatisfied with Shen Bei's sloppy attitude, 20 points? 30 points?Is this kind of feces-like score also qualified to come up with it?It is possible to guess 4 or 5 correctly by squinting multiple-choice questions, and this score is almost the same for one question.Passing the exam like this is completely mentally handicapped, more stupid than a fool.
Jiang Nan just didn't understand why such a simple question couldn't be done? ! !
Could it be that Shen Bei's brain is made of tofu? !
At this moment, Jiang Nan stabbed the knife in Shen Bei's head fiercely. Shen Bei struggled frantically and fiercely, but was firmly controlled by Jiang Nan in his arms. After Jiang Nan stabbed in with the knife, , because the skull was too hard to draw a circle, so I had to pull it out, stick it in again, pull it out, stick it in again, the blood on Shen Bei's head burst out and sprayed on Jiang Nan's face, Jiang Nan seemed to be Hungry and thirsty, I stuck out the tip of my tongue and licked it clean.He stabbed and stabbed, listening to Shen Bei's screams and cursing, until the skull on top of his head was completely peeled off.
When he opened it, he accidentally dropped the skull into the brain inside.Do you want to go in and take it out with your hands?It seems a bit dirty and I don't want to wash my hands.
"Hey. Are you a little psychopath?"
Shen Bei patted his shoulder, looking frightened.
The moment Jiang Nan was touched, his muscles twitched violently, but he quickly relaxed.
Seeing Jiang Nan glanced at him, Shen Bei didn't intend to start a conversation at all, so he continued: "Your painting is very weird, it feels like there is another you in your body, and it's a bad one. The kind. Always wanting to struggle to get out, like desire or something. Sigh..."
Listening to Shen Bei explaining his paintings all the time, Jiang Nan had an indescribable feeling suffocating in his heart, unable to breathe, and he became a little nervous again, the uneasiness of being peeped into his heart, He couldn't help but want to speak out against all of this...
Shen Bei stared at him, looked him up and down, and said, "Are you too horny recently?"
Jiang Nan's throat was raised to the point of his eyes, but he finally swallowed it.
Seeing that he lowered his head as if shy, Shen Bei patted Jiang Nan's shoulder generously: "It's okay, men, this will always happen. The napkins on my bed are piled up every day, but Seeing that you haven’t vented much, I guess you’re holding back. Let’s have a classmate anyway, how about this, if you don’t mind, just find two girls to have fun, if you want a more stable relationship, I can also give it to you You introduce."
Shen Bei, with the attitude of someone who has experienced it, and who is well versed in this way, tried to seduce Jiang Nan carefully.
Is Jiang Nan ashamed?Actually, to be honest, it's pretty embarrassing.It's not that he hasn't vented before, it's just that when he vents, what comes to mind is not a woman, but that wild, good-looking, naughty and handsome roommate in the same room.Can you say that?Of course it is impossible.The key is that the idiot next to him is still trying his best to persuade and persuade...
The persuading Jiang Nan really had a headache.
"Alright alright."
Jiang Nan frowned and waved her hands in agreement.
A blind date was settled inexplicably like this.
"Hey!!! I have one here..."
Before Shen Bei finished speaking, he was interrupted by a rapid ringtone of the mobile phone. Jiang Nan glanced at the caller ID, then glanced at Shen Bei, and mysteriously left the dormitory to answer the phone.
Shen Bei curled his lips, feeling that it was really boring, and the excellent interest was cut off like this, so he fell back on the bed and continued to sleep.
"Hey."
In the quiet corridor, Jiang Nan's cold voice echoed in the empty space.
"Jiang Nan, how did you think about what I told you a few days ago?"
Tan Yufan was on the other end, patted his thigh rhythmically, and asked casually.
Jiang Nan just didn't understand why such a simple question couldn't be done? ! !
Could it be that Shen Bei's brain is made of tofu? !
At this moment, Jiang Nan stabbed the knife in Shen Bei's head fiercely. Shen Bei struggled frantically and fiercely, but was firmly controlled by Jiang Nan in his arms. After Jiang Nan stabbed in with the knife, , because the skull was too hard to draw a circle, so I had to pull it out, stick it in again, pull it out, stick it in again, the blood on Shen Bei's head burst out and sprayed on Jiang Nan's face, Jiang Nan seemed to be Hungry and thirsty, I stuck out the tip of my tongue and licked it clean.He stabbed and stabbed, listening to Shen Bei's screams and cursing, until the skull on top of his head was completely peeled off.
When he opened it, he accidentally dropped the skull into the brain inside.Do you want to go in and take it out with your hands?It seems a bit dirty and I don't want to wash my hands.
"Hey. Are you a little psychopath?"
Shen Bei patted his shoulder, looking frightened.
The moment Jiang Nan was touched, his muscles twitched violently, but he quickly relaxed.
Seeing Jiang Nan glanced at him, Shen Bei didn't intend to start a conversation at all, so he continued: "Your painting is very weird, it feels like there is another you in your body, and it's a bad one. The kind. Always wanting to struggle to get out, like desire or something. Sigh..."
Listening to Shen Bei explaining his paintings all the time, Jiang Nan had an indescribable feeling suffocating in his heart, unable to breathe, and he became a little nervous again, the uneasiness of being peeped into his heart, He couldn't help but want to speak out against all of this...
Shen Bei stared at him, looked him up and down, and said, "Are you too horny recently?"
Jiang Nan's throat was raised to the point of his eyes, but he finally swallowed it.
Seeing that he lowered his head as if shy, Shen Bei patted Jiang Nan's shoulder generously: "It's okay, men, this will always happen. The napkins on my bed are piled up every day, but Seeing that you haven’t vented much, I guess you’re holding back. Let’s have a classmate anyway, how about this, if you don’t mind, just find two girls to have fun, if you want a more stable relationship, I can also give it to you You introduce."
Shen Bei, with the attitude of someone who has experienced it, and who is well versed in this way, tried to seduce Jiang Nan carefully.
Is Jiang Nan ashamed?Actually, to be honest, it's pretty embarrassing.It's not that he hasn't vented before, it's just that when he vents, what comes to mind is not a woman, but that wild, good-looking, naughty and handsome roommate in the same room.Can you say that?Of course it is impossible.The key is that the idiot next to him is still trying his best to persuade and persuade...
The persuading Jiang Nan really had a headache.
"Alright alright."
Jiang Nan frowned and waved her hands in agreement.
A blind date was settled inexplicably like this.
"Hey!!! I have one here..."
Before Shen Bei finished speaking, he was interrupted by a rapid ringtone of the mobile phone. Jiang Nan glanced at the caller ID, then glanced at Shen Bei, and mysteriously left the dormitory to answer the phone.
Shen Bei curled his lips, feeling that it was really boring, and the excellent interest was cut off like this, so he fell back on the bed and continued to sleep.
"Hey."
In the quiet corridor, Jiang Nan's cold voice echoed in the empty space.
"Jiang Nan, how did you think about what I told you a few days ago?"
Tan Yufan was on the other end, patted his thigh rhythmically, and asked casually.
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