The daily life of a Buddhist substitute [Rebirth]

By the time he received the "lion dance" emoji greetings from people from all walks of life for the umpteenth time, Xia Yanzhou had passed the shameful period of public execution, and turned into a cheeky and indifferent mode of smashing cans and smashing.

Let his bad friends tease him in every possible way, but he will not move.

Even Xia Xinzhi called and said, "Grandpa, I haven't seen a lion dance in decades. You can call them to my door some other day, and make me lively."

Xia Yanzhou responded numbly: "Okay." Turning around, he contacted the lion dance team in front of his brothers.

There was a circle of good brothers sitting in the private room, Xia Yanzhou hung up the phone, and the brothers laughed wildly.

"Tsk tsk tsk." Shen Yun crossed his legs, leaning on the back of the back with a coquettish and slut look, his peach blossom eyes narrowed, "You still have today."

Others also began to tease and joke in a few words, it was rare to see Xia Yanzhou deflated all year round, or he handed over the handle himself, so when would it be better not to make fun of it now?

They gave full play to their harmony and friendship, and arranged the lion dance from holidays to Xia Yanzhou's birthday and even future engagement ceremonies and weddings.

It's really wicked to open the door for wickedness, and wickedness has reached home.

Xia Yanzhou's left ear went in and out of his right ear, and he even said with a smile at the back: "Whoever doesn't send it off is a grandson."

After a meal, five of the seven drank and lay down, and the remaining underage Xiao Chen and the host Xia Yanzhou were still awake.

The student lay on the back of the chair and giggled, and said in a low voice, "Second brother, they are all joking, don't be angry."

Xia Yanzhou stepped forward and rubbed his head, "I'll arrange someone to take them home, and you should go back early to rest, and you have class tomorrow."

After seeing off the messy drunk brothers, Xia Yanzhou stood on the side of the road and let out a long sigh of relief. He took out the car keys and put them back after smelling the heavy alcohol smell on his body.

The surrogate driver sent him back downstairs, Xia Yanzhou went outside the community to blow the wind for a while, planning to wait for the smell of alcohol to dissipate before going upstairs, so as not to scare Yan Min.

It's a pity that Qiuhu came back to his cage. The night was very hot and there was no wind. After standing in the wind for 10 minutes, he still could only smell the smell of alcohol on his body. In the end, he had to release some pheromones to cover up the smell of alcohol, and then he reluctantly went upstairs. .

Standing at the door, he hesitated for a while whether he should go back to his home to take a bath first, and finally entered Yanmin's house.

The room was brightly lit but there was no one there. Xia Yanzhou froze for a moment, and frowned when he heard the movement coming out of the study.

... Yan Min is still live.

"...Hoo." With the spirit of wine rising, Xia Yanzhou put on his slippers slowly, and walked straight to the study. When he opened the door, he heard Yan Min thanking the missiles, but he obviously got stuck when he was talking about rewarding the audience's ID, and looked embarrassed.

Xia Yanzhou narrowed his eyes slightly, swaggered into the live broadcast room, and stared at the id on the missile, which was an eyesore no matter how it looked, and snorted coldly.

"my husband"?

"His husband is here." Xia Yanzhou sneered, took out his mobile phone in front of them, lowered his head and pressed it a few times, and switched to using his two vests to swipe a few rounds of missiles, completely killing the baby who dared to molested him Passers-by were brushed off the list.

Then he took off Yan Min's earphones, put his right hand on Yan Min's right hand, and said in a low voice: "This is the end of today's live broadcast, goodbye."

Before the voice finished speaking, the live broadcast room turned into a quiet black screen.

Yan Min didn't know whether to laugh or cry and pushed Xia Yanzhou's right hand away, "Don't worry, I have never been taken advantage of verbally except you." Turning his head, he smelled the lingering smell of alcohol on Xia Yanzhou's body, "Have you been drinking?"

Xia Yanzhou's original cold voice was low and sexy stimulated by alcohol, "Yan Min."

He still kept the movement of enclosing Yan Min's upper body in his arms with one hand completely still. The close contact allowed Yan Min to clearly feel the other's heartbeat and breathing. Fever, almost biting his own tongue.

"What, what's the matter?" He asked Xia Yanzhou intermittently, with a little expectation in his tone that he didn't even notice.

He, he is an adult Omega anyway, right, if Xia Yanzhou makes any request, he will certainly not object, after all, it is a normal request after all.

Besides... A few days ago, when Xia Yanzhou was pressed into the quilt and acted like a baby, he was already mentally prepared. Who knew that he just helped the other party solve it with his hands in the end, and nothing happened.

Yan Min lowered her eyes, leaned her head on Xia Yanzhou's shoulder, and closed her eyes nervously.

Xia Yanzhou's hands slowly climbed from his back to his shoulders, and hugged him tightly.

Then he noticed Xia Yanzhou let go of his hand, heard Xia Yanzhou sniff his nose, and said, "Brother Min, stop playing games, play with me."

The voice was aggrieved, I don't know if it was an illusion, he even heard a little crying.

Yan Min: "..."

Yan Min: "...??"

what?

Yan Min opened his eyes, and Alpha, who was half a head taller than him, was lying on his knees, hugging his thighs... drinking like crazy.

"...Yan Zhou?" Yan Min froze, scolded himself inwardly, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull him up, but he didn't expect Alpha to use all his strength to sit on the floor calmly and steadily. It's something that a little Omega like him can shake.

"Yan Zhou," he could only soften his voice, and softly induced: "Get up first, okay? It's cold on the ground."

"No." Xia Yanzhou raised his eyes, stared straight at him, and began to pucker his mouth.

Oops, this is going to cry.

Yan Min coaxed repeatedly: "Okay, okay, can we sit somewhere else?" His finger circled half a circle around the room, and landed on the white carpet where the beanbag sofa was placed, "Sit there, okay?"

Xia Yanzhou turned his head, stared at the familiar land, nodded reluctantly, stood up slowly, before Yan Min could breathe a sigh of relief, he was hugged horizontally by his drunken boyfriend, swaying Walking towards the corner, the sudden weightlessness forced him to hug her tightly.

Xia Yanzhou seemed very satisfied with his performance, and kissed him on the cheek, "Kiss me."

Yan Min: "..."

Darling, what else can I do?

He had no choice but to peck Xia Yanzhou's lips.

After finally landing firmly on the ground, Yan Min let out a long sigh of relief, thinking about what method to use to make the drunk sleep peacefully, it is best to take two sober medicines or something before going to bed, so as not to get up with a headache.

He thought about the solution on his own, and didn't notice that the expressions of the people around him were getting weirder and weirder. It wasn't until he was pillowed on his thigh again that he realized that it might not be as easy to deal with as he imagined.

——His boyfriend is too, too clingy when drunk.

well.Yan Min rubbed the handsome head on her lap, "Go to bed and sleep."

Xia Yanzhou turned his head, buried it in his stomach, and said softly, "No."

"..." Yan Min racked his brains to think of countermeasures, and choked out a sentence: "If you sleep like this, I will have a stomachache."

Xia Yanzhou moved, and opened one eye in doubt: "Really?"

Yan Min nodded: "Really."

Xia Yanzhou slowly left his thigh, Yan Min secretly made a victory gesture in his heart, success is just around the corner, yeah.

However, Xia Yanzhou quickly put his head back again, and wrapped his hands around it even more violently, without stopping, muttering, "Why does my stomach hurt? Why?"

Yan Min: "..."

Xia Yanzhou: "Why?"

Yan Min: "..." How did he know why? Isn't this a casual lie?Who knew Xia Yanzhou was so serious in this place...

Yan Min kept complaining, and he also tried to break free, but Xia Yanzhou bound him tightly like a rope binding a crab, and he couldn't move at all.

"Yanzhou, can you let go first?"

Xia Yanzhou snorted, rubbed his head in his arms, and said, "Not good."

And said: "Unless you give me a child."

Yan Min: "...huh?"

"Give me a baby." Xia Yanzhou repeated: "I want to sleep with you, will you let me sleep?"

Yan Min: "..."

Did not hear the desired answer, the drunkard's voice raised a few degrees: "Won't you sleep with me?"

Yan Min: "..."

"...Yan Zhou, let me go first, okay?" Yan Min managed to recover from such a blunt and blunt topic, and stammered blushingly: "Yes, let's get up first if there is anything else, and then... Say it again."

"No." Xia Yanzhou refused without even thinking about it. He was still lying in Yan Min's arms, arched on his stomach, and pillowed on his thigh, and questioned his soul in a muffled voice.

"Will you sleep with me?"

"……Give."

"Shall I mark it?"

"……let."

"Bring me a baby?"

"……pregnancy."

"Really?"

"……Um."

"I don't believe it," Xia Yanzhou felt wronged again, "Unless you call me husband."

Yan Min: "..."

Calm down, calm down, Yan Min, Xia Yanzhou is just drunk, he doesn't deserve to be beaten so much himself.

Yan Min took a deep breath, tried to maintain a soft voice, and called him: "Husband, I'm feeling very uncomfortable now, can you let me go?"

"Oh." Xia Yanzhou responded contentedly, obviously being very pleased with his attitude, sat up slowly, grinning smirkly: "Is your stomach uncomfortable? Are you going to have a baby?"

He actually put his ear on Yan Min's stomach in a serious manner, and said in a rambling manner: "My dear boy, you must be obedient, and don't make mother feel bad."

Calm down, calm down...fucking calm down, you can't calm down at all, okay? !

Yan Min finally collapsed, he broke out into a small universe, dragged Xia Yanzhou's arm all the way into the bedroom and stuffed him into the quilt, lifted the quilt and covered him with pillows.

He turned his head and left, trying to drink a glass of water to calm down, but unexpectedly the drunk crawled out of the blanket, looked at him with big innocent eyes, and said aggrievedly, "Why don't you sleep with me?"

Yan Min sneered: "I'll go and give birth to your son."

Xia Yanzhou suddenly realized, he grabbed the quilt nervously: "Then, then I will go with you."

boom.The door is closed.

Xia Yanzhou sniffed and wanted to cry again.

He searched for his mobile phone, and found it in the pile of clothes on the ground. He called Yan Min and asked cautiously, "Brother Min, is our son born? Can you let me take a look at it?" ?”

Yan Min growled frantically: "Shut up and sleep!"

Xia Yanzhou was wronged to death: "...Oh."

The author has something to say: Xiao Xia: I regret it afterwards, very regretful.

Xiaoyan: I'm a gas mouse! ! !