The hero always has ideas for me [Quick Transmigration]

"Hahaha, non-mainstream vs Shangbuanai family Shamat, who will be the one to fight!! By the way, these two should be the same, right?"

"Hahahahaha, that Sha Matt is too funny, look at that hairstyle, it's from the 90s, hahaha, I feel the same as Yan Jiu, there are actually Sha Matt with such a style in this era."

"For the other team, Yan Jiu's non-mainstream is incomparable to Sha Matt, so handsome, and that earthy Sha Matt style, how can it be compared with Yan Shao's handsome non-mainstream."

"Look at that killer riding a motorcycle, he actually wears cross earrings on both ears, twinkling and twinkling, hahahahahaha."

"Hahaha, Yan Jiu also wears earrings, but they are masonry earrings, the carat, I don't know how much it is, but the rich second generation is different."

"Hahahaha, cross earrings vs diamond earrings, complete defeat!"

"The lock-style trouser chain is very distinctive, haha."

"Hahahaha, this scene, the urban rebellious boy vs the country rebellious boy, I laughed so hard, hahahahahaha"

"Bury the loving family and come out of the rivers and lakes again! Hahaha..."

After a red-haired Sha Matt riding a motorcycle appeared on the live broadcast screen, the bullet screen exploded, and countless hahahas floated by.

Life Exchange is a live program in which urban rebellious teenagers exchange with well-behaved, hard-working children from the countryside. It lasts for one month and is broadcast live 24 hours a day.

"Hey! Are you from here?" Seeing that the fire-haired Shamate was ignoring him, Yan Zhi raised his eyebrows and asked with his chin slightly raised.His facial features are exquisite, but his eyebrows are open, with a rebellious and arrogant air, making him look like a rebellious boy.

"none of your business!"

Lin Xu glanced at him, tilted the corner of his mouth, smiled wickedly, tilted his head and flicked his bangs, and after finishing this series of movements, his body froze. This damn original instinct reacted. Resting firmly on him, sometimes, the body's instinctive reaction is very strong.

"Hahahahahahahaha, my god, that fringe movement is too magical, this is the legendary magical head shake, hahahaha."

The barrage on the live screen was crazy, densely packed.

"Tears from laughing, this killer is my laughing point all year, hahahaha——"

"Kill Matt Chong! It's up to you to revive our Burying Love Family. I'm a post-90s generation. Now I'm passing the baton of Burying Love Family Sha Matt to you, a post-00 generation, to pass it on for us, hahahahahaha..."

"Little brother Yan Jiu's smiling face is so cute, the angel boy, but his personality is a bit too irritable, this picture is too magical."

"Hahahahaha, I couldn't help laughing, and beat my cat to death."

"The bullet screen floating in front of me is too exaggerated. Why do I think it's not funny at all, and I even think it's annoying to kill Matt."

"Yeah, I feel that Shamate is too arrogant, even more arrogant than our little angel Yan Jiu."

"Little angel is a ball, little angel will swear at people and push the camera at every turn? Don't just have a good-looking face and you can whiten everything."

"I don't know what's so funny about that. It looks like a delinquent boy who only finished junior high school and mixed up with society."

"If my son is dyed with Dongfenghong like this, and wears a shiny cross on his ear, let's see if I won't break his leg."

"Don't talk about him like that. The director should have invited this killer to increase the effect of the show. He should have been given the appearance fee. The endorsement fee should also be for the effect of the show."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha..." Lin Xu suddenly heard a burst of laughter, his face darkened, he turned to look at the people in the car, his white hair shook with laughter, his shoulders shook with laughter, his face Laugh until twisted.

"You're so funny, hahahaha..." Yan Jiu slapped his thighs, couldn't stop laughing, and tears came out of the corners of his eyes.

He wiped his eyes, and the corners of his mouth were sore from laughing. He took a breath and said to Lin Xu, "Can you perform another one? This action of yours is really funny, hahaha." After he finished speaking, he couldn't help but start laugh.

Lin Xu didn't understand why his smile was so low. With a pimple face, he gestured and said, "200 performance fee."

He didn't leave, maybe among the few people who came to do the show, two of them would be the people he was looking for.

"200?!" Yan Jiu exclaimed.

Just when Lin Xu thought he would say it was expensive, he heard: "Why is it so cheap!"

Yan Jiu took out his wallet, and it was obvious that there were two black cards in it. He took out the only two red notes, threw them to Lin Xu, and said, "Come on, give me a shake of your head and a wry smile." .”

Lin Xu took the money precisely, and the two red bills were light in his hands. He felt a bit at a loss, but thinking of keeping his word, he shook his head perfunctorily, and said, "As for the crooked smile, the price will be calculated separately."

Seeing this scene, there was another burst of barrage on the live broadcast hahaha

"Hahahahaha, I'm laughing like crazy."

"Contract me for a year to laugh, hahaha."

"Hahahaha, if you buy a head shake performance for 200 yuan, there is no one else for Yan Jiu."

Amidst the barrage of hahaha laughing to death, this barrage appeared, "I just want to know that this is not a very impoverished remote mountainous area, not that this program was filmed in a certain mountain village, one of the top ten poverty-stricken counties in the country Well, I feel that Shamate is not poor. It costs hundreds of dollars to dye his hair, and the motorcycle costs thousands of dollars. Look at his muddy sneakers. , it seems to be more than 1000."

"It's impossible for everyone in a poor area to be poor, but there are more poor people, and there may still be rich people."

Lin Xu didn't know the barrage about him on the live screen. He stretched his neck and looked forward. Another car came in front of him. After seeing the tires of the next car stuck in the mud, he stopped.

"I don't have any cash with me, please show me a show first, and I'll give you one of the things I brought, okay?" Yan Jiu pulled his attention back.

"What?" Lin Xu asked casually.

"Well——" Yan Jiu thought for a while, "Why don't I give you a pair of shoes, I went to the countryside this time, and specially bought two new pairs of shoelaces, because I was afraid that one pair would not be enough for these bad roads to ruin."

After finishing speaking, he got out of the car, and his eyes fell on Lin Xu's muddy shoes: "Huh? Your shoes are actually of a certain brand, and mine are also of this brand. Your shoes are pretty, but they are too dirty." Yan Jiu's face was full of disgust, "It's disgusting to look at like this."

Lin Xu rolled his eyes, how could his shoes be clean on a muddy road in a rainy day? He didn't ride very well at the beginning, so he could only step on the mud to fix the motorcycle, "You don't think it's disgusting, Bai It's disgusting to look at, please don't look at it, don't use your eyes to ruin me." At this point, Lin Xu looked at the camera next to him.

"Can you stop shooting at me, you didn't pay the appearance fee."

The character design this time is a violent only son spoiled by others in the countryside. Lin Xu follows the instinct of this body, and he is very aggressive.

The person carrying the camera moved away from the camera, and instead of photographing him, he photographed Yan Jiu.

At this time, a middle-aged man wearing a hat and a gray coat patted Lin Xu, "Young man, I will pay you for the appearance fee. I will take a few shots of you first. You performed well just now." When I got here, I met a surprise. The appearance of this young man made the show surprisingly effective.

The camera almost hit Yan Jiu's face, he pushed the camera away violently, "Go away! Don't get in my way."

He walked towards Lin Xu: "You actually said that my eyes spoiled you, I found you very cute."

As he walked, he said: "You actually said that my eyes are ruined. Are you blind? You don't even look at how beautiful my eyes are. I think you are your honor." His eyes are indeed beautiful, and he laughed It seemed like it was full of stars.

"Wow! The two are going to fight, and Yan Jiu is going to perform an online performance to beat someone up!" The barrage of bullets drifting across the live broadcast screen was very exciting, and one can imagine how much the audience looked forward to the next explosive scene.

Seeing this posture, the director quickly walked away, bursting into laughter, the effect of this episode of the show is good, let's play, play hard, the more you play the show, the better it is, haha.

Lin Xu frowned and looked at the man approaching aggressively, "What, do you want to fight? I suggest you think about it."

Yan Jiu was annoyed by his dismissive expression: "You have to think about beating someone, it's so boring to live."

He swung his fist and hit it, but was greeted with flying mud.

Yan Jiu closed his eyes reflexively, opened them, wiped his face, his hands were covered with mud, looked down, his heart was full of fire, clean clothes were splashed with a lot of mud, and he looked up at the motorcycle that was leaving in the dust. The people on the vehicle gritted their teeth.

"If you have the guts to come back to me, you cowardly coward!" He yelled angrily, the fair-skinned, delicate and beautiful boy behaved like this, the contrast was so great that the audience watching the live broadcast shook their heads again and again.

There was a pity on the barrage.

"Yan Jiu is so good-looking. He is like the first love of a teenager in my fantasy, but his personality is too irritable and rebellious."

"Yan Jiu is the face of my first love in my dreams. It would be great if I wasn't so rebellious. I promise to fascinate me. Now I can only faint, hahaha."

"Actually, I think that Shamate is a bit handsome, but he has too many pimples, and he will definitely have pimple marks on his face in the future." This bullet screen floated by.

sparked a discussion.

"That's right, I also think that Shamat is actually a little handsome. Although that hairstyle is Shamat, I think that hairstyle is quite suitable for him. For acne marks or something, take good care of your face and it will recover slowly."

"When I was young, I liked that hairstyle the most. This killer made this hairstyle out of the sense of the times, reminding me of the youth that passed away in the sunset."

"Hey, motorcycle!" Lin Xu exclaimed when he passed the van in front on his motorcycle.

Lin Xu glanced inside. It was a well-behaved young man. The two looked at each other, and the young man smiled softly at him.

Lin Xu stopped the motorcycle, "Are you here to record the show? What's your name?"

A camera behind him followed and caught up with the two of them.

"My name is Timoze." Timoze smiled slightly. He didn't expect this NPC to ask him. He changed his mind and asked in his mind: "Is this man Nost the Marshal?" The brain is the greatest technology of the Federal Empire, and this world is built by it.

"No, after the marshal's spiritual power enters this world, I will no longer be able to determine his location, so you should look for it carefully."

"Didn't you build this world? You are the master of this world. Why can't you find a single person in your world?" Timoze complained.

"Stupid human beings, this world is extremely intelligent, every grain of sand and every leaf is extremely real, and every NPC is extremely intelligent, then this world is no longer a virtual world, it can be said to be half of the real world. Each is an independent individual, if he does not know that he is an NPC, then he is a real person, among so many people, how can I lock the spiritual power of the marshal."

Jimoze is the omega who came in to wake up the marshal. Lin Xu didn't expect to be so lucky to meet him when he went out. Of course, the irritable boy in front, forget it. The marshal should be stable and majestic. How could he be so irritable? Maybe, maybe, Lin Xu felt that he should not be too judgmental.

"The tires of the car in front are stuck in the mud. It may not get up for a while, and you may have to wait a while." Lin Xu said, he would not directly tell Timoze about the Zerg's conspiracy, if someone outside Discovering a heresy in this virtual world may kill him, although there is a system, but in other people's world, it is better to be cautious.

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