The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

Meng Zhe silently swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

In fact, if he wanted to find a place to get married, his first reaction would be not the magic palace, let alone the capital city, but his small house with hot springs on the bank of the prosperous river.Although the old housekeeper in the house looked at Mozun and his cat with strange eyes, it was undeniable that it was the first place where he felt at ease.

one, home.

Meng Zhe stroked his chin: "We ask the royal family to cede/land/compensate/money, and give us Fanjiang City and Yaowang Valley?"

——As long as this God of Plague can be sent away, it is estimated that Mozun chooses them as ducks, and all civil and military officials will be good.

The housekeeper of the mansion got the news that night.Ever since the male pet and the male pet's cat left without saying goodbye, the old man felt peaceful at first, but then he began to worry about whether the male pet's indiscretions had been exposed, and he had been dragged away by the demon king for repairs, and he has been locked in a dark dungeon ever since In that way, there is no coming back.

He still misses it.

Then he received the news that the entire town had been assigned to the Demon Realm, and the Venerable Admiral would arrive in three days.

The people in Fanjiang were in panic. After all, after sleeping, the emperor at the top was changed. What's more, Mozun is still a three-headed, six-armed, bully, domineering, and evil-doing devil.A well-connected son of a gentry found the butler through gossip, and asked him anxiously.

"What kind of person is the devil?"

The housekeeper wiped away bitter tears: "He is a poor man who has a bumpy road in love and trusts inhumanely. He is infatuated but his life is miserable!"

All the squires: "..."

—Brother, are you in good shape?Do you want to see the doctor?

Three days later, His Majesty entered the city through the east gate on time.

For such an important matter as marriage, Meng Zhe changed his low-key style in the past, and he made up his mind to play the big game.

On that day, Tianma drove the chariot, and Yinlin Yu drove, and the chariot was mighty and mighty, which was ten miles away.The common people opened the windows and looked to the northeast, and they could see the golden and jade-clad convoy flying towards the Fanjiang River, and then they all landed and stopped outside the city. A sedan chair with eight treasures drove straight in from Dongyangmen. Pass through Shuncheng and Fuliao streets.The silver curtain on the sedan chair was half lifted, and the people in the two streets could vaguely see the face of the person in the sedan chair.

Despite the dissuasion of his family, a little boy secretly looked out from under the window, and then he let out a wow.

"Mother, they look so good."

"Come and see! Is the one on the left your lord's daughter-in-law? I also want such a beautiful daughter-in-law!"

Meng Zhe heard it clearly: "..."

He lowered the curtain with a swipe.

Chang Xiao had never seen Fanjiang City from this angle, and he was looking at Fanjiang City with great enthusiasm, wondering: "Why?"

Meng Zhe was heartbroken: "I'm also very angry that some unscrupulous people covet the deity's daughter-in-law, even though he doesn't look ten years old."

Chang Xiao: "..."

He jumped out of the dress nimbly, landed on Meng Zhe's lap, and turned into a snow-white cat. Then he lifted the curtain with his paws, pulled it on the window, and said, "Isn't that all right?"

Kid: "Wow, they still have a cat, and I want a nice cat too!"

Meng Zhe: "..."

——Grass (Chinese-Japanese bilingual).

You not only covet my wife but also my cat!

The butler has been busy flying up and down these few days, cleaning the house up and down, and finally gave the mansion a new look before the stipulated date. He organized all the attendants in one place and waited respectfully at the door.

Meng Zhe jumped out of the carriage with the cat in his arms, and nodded slightly: "It's hard work."

Tears filled the butler's eyes: "God, both you and the cat master came back alive!" He pulled Meng Zhe mysteriously: "You're alright, haven't you been punished?"

"???"

At this moment, Daimei floated over from behind: "My lord, where is your frame?"

Meng Zhe pointed out to her: "The yard by the back door is fine."

He introduced to the housekeeper: "This is Daimei, my valet. She will also live here recently, and she will be responsible for the indoor expenses."

The housekeeper was stunned when he heard Daimei's name, and then began to tremble.

Such as!thunder!Fill!Ear!

The Four Witches, as the eagle dogs and minions of the Demon Lord, are famous far and wide, even more famous than the reclusive Song Zhixuan, who have been guest villains in stories all the year round.Because the word Daimei is so common, before this girl became famous, there were at least three hundred girls named Daimei in Fanjiang. After she became famous, the entire Zhengdao was renamed.

Daimei saluted gracefully: "Little girl, Daimei, please trouble me."

The housekeeper looked at Meng Zhe with shaking hands.

Mozun patted him on the shoulder kindly: "I am Mozun, work hard, the organization will never forget you."

The butler rolled his eyes and almost passed out.

Although Yuxi mentioned the wedding, both Meng Zhe and Chang Xiaoyi didn't really want to do it.

On the one hand, Meng Zhe, as the male protagonist of Long Aotian, continued Long Aotian's consistent character design. Both his parents died and the nine clans died suddenly. In modern times, he could still invite two roommates and colleagues to drink wedding wine. There is really no such thing here, he thinks After thinking about it, he planned to bring in the four witches and Xieqing siblings.

Chang Xiao also thought about it for a long time, and only said: "Great Elder, please."

Meng Zhe asked: "Where is the medicine fairy?"

Chang Xiao said: "He doesn't like me. He taught me because we are of the same clan. As the patriarch, he has to be responsible. Besides, he should go out and travel."

So they put together the weirdest wine table in history.

Xie Qing, Xie Qingqing, foundation building cultivation base, dogtail grass on the road to immortality.Great Elder, Nascent Soul cultivation base, little tree on the road to immortality.The four witches, who have transformed themselves into gods, are the big trees on the road to immortality.Demon Lord, ascending in half a step, the Optimus Prime on the road of cultivating immortals.

Chang Xiao, there is no way to cultivate at present, but he can direct Optimus Prime to step over, trample to death a big tree, ten saplings, and take a handful of dogtail grass.

These people actually eat happily.

The Great Elder regards himself as his father-in-law, so he has nothing to be afraid of.Xie Qing and Xie Qingqing were not afraid of tigers when they were newborn calves, they were as drunk as mud after two cups, Nong Zhu looked at the good-looking little brothers and sisters, led one on the left and the other on the right, chatting happily.

After pushing the cups and changing the cups, after drinking and eating, the jade seal of the Sword Immortal arrived as scheduled.

Chang Xiao and Meng Zhe surrounded it, looking at the phantom rising above, Meng Zhe stretched out his hand to poke it, and the Sword Immortal dropped a book and said to practice hard.

Tattered and tattered, like straw paper, Meng Zhezai carefully identified the word "dog" on the writing that seemed to have been chewed by a mouse...

"Philosophical Posture"

Chang Xiao was puzzled: "Philosophy is easy to understand. It should be a sage of Taoism who learned from the knowledge of sages. What does it mean to add a posture?"

Huayu laughed out loud.

Meng Zhe held his breath, excited, and slowly opened the book.

He raised his hand: "12315, I report that someone intends to deceive consumers with false advertisements."

This is a very serious sword manual, there is no part that minors cannot read, and it is a complete set with the volume of Yaowanggu.

Huayu said: "Host, on the first page, it seems to mention cultivation."

So Meng Zhe finally knew why his cultivation could not come back.

He turned the pages: "Have I ever drank the water of faith before?"

This thing is indeed a sharp weapon used by the royal family to control low-level monks. Its dependence is a fight with big//ma.

Huayu said: "It seems that when you met with the fake Taoist leader, they gave you a drink, but they didn't agree with each other. They still think that it's too dangerous for you, the leader of the righteous way, to run around all over the place. It's more convenient to hack you to death. You got stabbed."

Meng Zhe rejoiced: "Fortunately, I changed my job to Demon Cultivator."

He flipped through again: "Song Zhixuan...is my previous reputation so bad, so cruel and frightening, does it have something to do with this?"

Huayu said: "Maybe the change of job suppressed part of it, but there is still some remaining. Anyway, when I followed you, it had quite a big impact on you."

Meng Zhe turned again: "What's the solution?"

Sword Immortal said proudly: "Young man, the closer you are to the cat, the better the effect will be. Wait for your current wave to stabilize, and then meet different people and understand different beliefs, and you will be able to find the path to ascension."

However, Mozun only had eight words in his mind.

The closer the distance, the better the effect?

Meng Zhe blocked the sword fairy, then threw the Taoist priest who was reading quietly on the ground, and said, "Come on, let's try it, it's better to be closer."

So they tossed in the hot spring all night.

The next day, Meng Zhe took advantage of Chang Xiao to make up for his sleep, and after getting the consent of the Sword Fairy, he cut up the jade seal and sent him away for a long time before sending him out.

He sat on the edge of the bed, handed it to the Taoist leader, pointed to it and said, "The scratching board is for Dafu, because after seeing Mao Mao for the first time, I said I would buy him the best scratching board, representing the first encounter in the past. "

He took out the seal: "This one is for Chang Xiao, it represents the present."

Then, he pushed these two things in front of him, and suddenly turned around and ran away.

"Is there any mystery?" Chang Xiao looked through it, and saw a line of crooked words on the cat scratching board: stroking the cat by destiny.

He laughed dumbfounded, and went to look over the engraving he left behind, this time the handwriting was beautiful and neat.

There are only four solemn regular scripts.

Fate you and me.

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