The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

When Meng Zhe talked about shopping, he really took people out shopping. They walked and stopped by the willow bank, seemingly leisurely, but in fact they kept paying attention to the movement behind them.

Meng Zhe asked: "Huayu, can't you leave the body? How many people follow me?"

Huayu scanned around: "Ji Xin is the leader, the six of them are hanging ten miles away from you."

As soon as Meng Zhe revealed his identity, the power in the capital was turbulent and treacherous. He dragged Chang Xiao into a small boat casually, gave the boat owner some money to rent it, and drove the small boat around the lake, asking: "Who am I?" Half-step ascension, according to the strength of half-step ascension, can you detect the existence of these people?"

Huayu said: "Ten li is too far, I can't."

Meng Zhe immediately snapped his fingers, brought out a glass of wine, and began to pretend to be high-profile again: "The six are following, your footsteps are too noisy, disturbing my pleasure of going down the lake with the Highness of the County, isn't it? Should you come out and make amends?"

Huayu: "...is it really okay to be so insolent?"

He moved his ears and clearly heard the sound of several heavy objects falling to the ground.

Ten miles away, a Huashen Daxiu gnawed a mouthful of soil, and asked Jixin with a horrified expression: "Elder, have we been discovered?"

Ji Xin kicked him: "Nonsense, even the six of us can see it."

Transformation God B was horrified: "Why can he see that, isn't he just a half-step ascension?"

A few people got together to murmur, and immediately loaded the Dihua plug-in, all of them felt a wave of fear. Amidst the chilling panic, the six of them had a new evaluation of the strength of the demon king.

"Could it have already ascended? How can I compare with this?"

"I'm afraid this son has another adventure, it's so terrifying! It's definitely not something we can match!"

Meng Zhe called again leisurely: "Six, why don't you come out and apologize?"

Under the pressure, the six Huashen had to obey. The six lined up, passed by Meng Zhe, and bowed embarrassingly.

"Hello Mozun, hello Junwang, I passed by the soy sauce maker hahahahaha sorry to disturb you."

"Hahahaha I'm here to buy food."

"He came to buy the vegetables I sold."

"The vegetables he sells are from my vegetable field hahaha."

——They seem to form a complete industrial chain.

Meng Zhe laughed: "It's no wonder that the righteous way is booming recently. All the high-level practitioners have personally experienced the daily necessities of the world, went deep into the masses and cared for the masses, and came from the people to the people. Why worry about the failure of the righteous way?"

Then he waved them away like ducks.

Only then did Chang Xiao burst out laughing.

Xiao Daoist usually doesn't like to laugh very much, but he is always shy. When he smiles, the old-fashioned elegance fades away. His eyebrows and eyes are crooked, and he looks like a youthful spirit.

Meng Zhe went to make trouble with him, intentionally kissed his earlobe, blew a sigh of relief, and asked him: "Well, you already found out that my cultivation is wrong, right?"

"No." Chang Xiao was tickled by him, stretched his neck and pushed him: "No, I only guessed it when you were in Yaowanggu."

Meng Zhe pretended to be angry: "Then why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Chang Xiao raised his eyes, smiled into a shallow moon, blinked and said: "You didn't tell me, I thought you didn't want to tell me, so in order to save your face, I won't say anything."

——He is so beautiful.

Meng Zhe rolled his Adam's apple, clamped his hands, pressed him on the table, put one hand on his back, stroked down his waistline, and deliberately put on airs: "Okay, so you guessed it so early. Now, why don't you tell the Great Elder or something, let them punish me, a demon cultist?"

Even through the clothes, the messy hands made Chang Xiao itchy uncomfortable.

This boat is an ordinary pleasure boat, and it is used by a rich man to enjoy the scenery. The curtains all around are made of white gauze, which pays attention to an ethereal artistic conception, and most of them can be lifted by the wind. , Chang Xiao was pressed on the table by him, and if he turned his face slightly, he could see a group of three or two people walking on the lake shore. It is conceivable that if these people looked into the boat, they would also be able to see his embarrassment.

He even hooked his toes up in embarrassment, he used his calf to support Meng Zhe, and said anxiously: "What are you doing, there are so many people."

Meng Zhe refused to let go, took control of his legs, and actually pushed his knee into the ****, refused to let go: "You haven't answered me yet, why didn't you tell the Great Elder, or other people that I didn't practice?" for?"

Chang Xiao was held in place by him, and he could clearly feel Meng Zhe's knees rubbing back and forth on the skin somewhere through the cloth, his eyes were red with anxiety, and he was forced to retreat irrevocably, so he muttered in a low voice : "Why tell them, I like you... Woo!"

Knee rolled slightly.

Half of Chang Xiao's body softened, he had never experienced this before, and he even began to cry slightly: "Go, go, don't move around!"

Meng Zhe coaxed: "Try it once, if we don't get through tonight, we will die, it will be very comfortable, let's try it once."

Chang Xiao almost wanted to kick him, but unfortunately his legs were pressed down, and he begged softly: "Here, there are too many people here."

Meng Zhe coaxed: "Not much, we are in the middle of the lake, there is only one boat."

At this time, no one was at the helm, the boat was spinning in the center of the lake, the white veil fluttered from time to time, Chang Xiao's pupils shrank slightly, and because of the emotion, there was a bit of the quiet light blue of a cat in the glazed eyes, and the dark pupils reflected When people came and went on the shore, he was really ashamed, his legs stretched into a straight line, he bumped Meng Zhe with his shoulder bitterly, and cried, "How do you know how to bully me!"

Meng Zhe panted, and said righteously: "Yes, I know how to bully you, who told you to like me."

———I am the dividing line between drinking and eating——

Although Mozun is a single dog for thousands of years, he has only been out of the single for a long time, but maybe the person who was born to be an attacker is so talented, he suppressed the exhausted Xiaodao leader, and actually thought of doing it again.

Chang Xiao took a pregnant look at him, and suddenly turned into a cat.

The snow-white cat fell out of the snow-white Taoist robe, licked its paws, groomed its fur slowly, glanced at Meng Zhe, jumped down lightly, shrunk down on the seat and did not move.

Meng Zhe sat down bitterly, and asked him: "Well, can you keep your ears and tail when you transform into a human?"

Chang Xiao didn't feel anything wrong at all, he shook his tail: "Yes."

The trail has a snow-white, fluffy, long tail with excellent flexibility, which can be bent into various shapes.

Meng Zhe beamed with joy, and asked: "Really?"

Meow Meow just felt something was wrong. He stopped licking his hair, and stared at Meng Zhe with his round cat eyes without blinking. After a while, he jumped up angrily, and the pink meat pad gave Meng Zhe a hand. Slap: "Meow!"

—Go away, big rascal!

Meng Zhe was still in high spirits, he even looked at the time and sighed, "Damn it, it's been a long time."

Dafu kicked him angrily.

Even though the cat body recovers faster than the human body, the first time it still makes people feel extremely tired. Chang Xiao felt that every part of his body was sore and limp, and drowsiness kept coming up, and then he lay down on the boat and fell asleep just like that.

But because Dafu was too familiar with Meng Zhe's aura, he obviously wanted to stay away from the hooligans, but in the end he got tired of it and ended up in Meng Zhe's arms.

This sleep lasted until the dusk of the moon.

He poked his head out from the skirt in a daze, Meng Zhe had already landed, he handed the boat back to the boat boss, who scolded him bloody head.

"What's the matter with you? You can't drive a boat and rent a boat. It keeps circling in the center of the lake, so I swam over and rowed you back!"

In autumn, the lake was cold, and the captain of the boat encountered an innocent disaster. In the howling cold wind, he cast a curse, which made Mozun shiver, like a primary school student who didn't do his homework.

——Well, even if the plug-ins are turned on one after another, my lord still doesn't know how to row a boat.

Chang Xiao yawned softly and hooked his tail. He regained his energy and laughed at him: "You can't row a cloud boat, and you can't even row a boat in the human world. It's very simple."

Meng Zhe smiled: "I don't want to learn."

He kissed the tip of Miao Miao's pink and tender nose: "The little Taoist priest wants to row a boat for this deity, and row the boat for a long time."

Chang Xiao was nervous, and hooked Meng Zhe's hand with his tail.

He let go of his tail resentfully, looked left and right, and muttered: "I won't row for you."

The afternoon passed by, and at this time, the setting sun melted gold and the evening clouds merged. It was already time for dinner. Meng Zhe went to the Changming County Prince's Mansion with his cat in his arms, and finally remembered something serious after he was full of wine and food. , he rubbed his nose and asked Huayu: "System, what action does their royal family have?"

A dead silence.

"Huayu? Are you there?"

Meng Zhezi's mansion was empty, and there was no reply.

With the enemy at hand, Meng Zhe panicked: "Huayu, Huayu, Huayu? Are you dead?"

"Hey, I'm here, I'm not dead yet." Huayu woke up like a dream, and said in surprise: "No, Meng Zhe, you are done, you can't do it, my lord, the sword fairy was more than twice as long as you .”

Meng Zhe could actually do more than twice as much, but the Taoist leader didn't cooperate. He kissed Mao Mao's chubby head distressedly, and pinched his nose: "Why did you go, I told you that you didn't reply."

Huayu frowns: "No, do you also ask me to be on call when you buy Coke? It's not good to do this in front of a single dog who has lived for thousands of years. Humans have human rights, dogs have dog rights, and our system also has system rights." what."

"Get rolling." Meng Zhe waved his hand: "Is anyone still following me now?"

Huayu: "I was frightened by you, but there are no more followers. However, there are so many masters in the palace of Changming County. I roughly estimated that there are no less than twenty Huashen."

Meng Zhe was not nervous at all, instead he smiled and said, "Let's go, meet him for a while."

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I found that I'm really good at pulling the brakes compared to driving, (putting on the helmet and running away) I don't know what the CP scale allows.