The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

Even though Nuan Nuan's excrement shoveler was nearby, Chang Xiao still suffered from insomnia that night.

Meng Zhe and Chang Xiao are lying in the same quilt. He has the memory of the 21st century. He has been influenced by his beautiful aunt Sadako Kayako, and he has obtained the true biography of George Peter Wen Ziren. The horror of the story is not the same as that of Liaozhai. , what he said was called vivid, and he used words to describe the sense of the camera:

"I just heard the curtains slamming, the cold wind flowed, and the candles went out. Then, there were small footsteps all over the place, like a court lady wearing a flower pot bottom, walking on the stone road..."

"But when the Taoist priest carefully went out to check, he found that there was nothing. However, at this moment, the Taoist priest's hairs stood on end. He turned around sharply and met a pair of pale eyes..."

Chang Xiao was worried, and wanted to stick to Meng Zhe's body. He bluffed, "Where is such a useless Taoist priest? We are all people who cultivate immortality, and we are upright, so we won't be afraid of these things."

Xiao Daochang was wearing thin clothes, and the body temperature of the two of them rubbed against each other. Meng Zhe felt a little hot at the moment, he moved his Adam's apple subtly, turned to look at him, and said with a smile, "Oh? Then you will be alone tonight." sleeping?"

Chang Xiao "..."

Although he became angry from embarrassment, he really didn't dare to sleep alone, and sat up with his clothes on, "Go to sleep, I won't sleep anymore."

Meng Zhe half sat up, "So exaggerated?"

He quietly glanced at Chang Xiao's waistline wrapped in pajamas, and suggested secretly, "How about we get closer? Sleeping together, you won't be afraid, right?"

"No, no need."

It's already beyond the norm for two people to lie together, and it's too strange to stick together.

Meng Zhe was possessed by a playful spirit, retracted the quilt, and began to sigh, "Understood, the Taoist chief is now a county king, and he doesn't like me, a small mountain man."

Chang Xiao "..."

He really didn't know how to reply.He could only turn his face away and said, "What are you talking about, Your Majesty Mozun, how could it be a small man in the mountains?"

Meng Zhe put his arms behind his head and smiled, "Then why don't you sleep with me? I'm used to Dafu pressing me down. If Dafu doesn't press me, I can't sleep."

This is pure nonsense, Chang Xiao's sleeping appearance is very good, but Dafu is such a big cat no matter what, he squeezed Meng Zhe's arm more than once, although Dafu will feel distressed later Give him a massage, but after all, it is not as comfortable as sleeping alone.

Chang Xiao hesitated, missing the temperature in the quilt a little bit, but still couldn't bear the shame, "It's okay, you go to sleep, I'll just sit."

Meng Zhe sighed, flinched, and then teased him, "But Daoist Master, I'm so scared."

Chang Xiao "???"

Meng Zhe said sincerely, "I'm really scared. I'm telling you about my childhood shadows. Now that the old things are brought up again, I must have someone to accompany me to sleep."

A ladder was handed over here, and Chang Xiao immediately rolled down, and he sat down on the bed, "Well, then..."

Meng Zhe reached out to grab it, and caught a little fur ball that fell out of his clothes.

They were finally able to lie on the same bed together. Meng Zhe put his hand into the fur, squeezed Chang Xiao's short legs, and chatted with him, "Why are you so scared? You slept alone when you were young?"

Chang Xiao "..."

——When I was a child, I didn't sleep in other people's tombs, and there was no Moxiu's corpse underneath.

He wagged his tail and complained, "I didn't hear any ghost stories back then."

"Never heard of it?" Meng Zhe raised his eyebrows. "When I was a child, I should have liked these stories of gods and gods the most..."

When he said this, he suddenly stopped talking.

According to Chang Xiao's identity and his treatment in Yipin Pavilion, it is estimated that he is alone, and there are few children who can play with him and share ghost stories together, because he has never heard of it before, and he will not be afraid, it is only natural up.

Meng Zhe suddenly felt a sense of responsibility, pinched the cat's paw and assured it, "It's okay, I will make up for all the ghost stories you missed when you were young."

Chang Xiao "..."

He lowered his trembling voice, "That's not necessary, you can tell me something else."

Maomao is still a milk cat, and listening to ghost stories is indeed too cruel. Meng Zhe thought for a while and asked, "Do you listen to the fairy tale? It's the kind of story about the prince defeating the dragon and living happily with the princess."

Chang Xiao, "Dragon?"

Fairy tales are set in the Western world, but the dragons of this dynasty are extremely noble, and there is no reason to use warriors to defeat them. Meng Zhe thought for a while, "Then defeat the dinosaurs, a rampant monster dragon."

Chang Xiao didn't care about it, he said that as long as there were no ghosts, everything would be fine, so Meng Zhe ordered him an extended and expanded version of Dalabang, the Taoist priest got rid of ghosts in this peaceful and peaceful fairy tale world Ying, snored happily.

When he was half asleep, Meng Zhe finished telling the story, and asked him in a low voice, "Hey little Taoist priest, you are the king of the county, and if you marry, do you want the royal order?"

Miaomiao is about to dream of Duke Zhou in the next second, humming and chirping, "Yeah, what's the matter?"

Meng Zhe quickly said, "No, no."

On the second day, Chang Xiao got up late as a matter of course.

He groped to the side, and Meng Zhe was gone. Mozun pressed a small note on the bedside table, which said, "Last night I went to bed too late, you go to bed, I'll go to the square to meet that lady."

The Empress of the Yong Dynasty arrived at the Yipin Pavilion at dawn today. She flew from the clouds on a phoenix carriage, and when she looked down, it happened that the east was bright and full of rays of light.

Then she saw Moxian Castle at a glance.

Standing in the mountains, this fort is even more outstanding. The post-modern steampunk-style walls and the tricky and weird architectural style of Lalaiye present colorful splendor in the rays of the sun, just like miracles. .

The queen seemed to be inspired by Cthulhu at this moment, and she was moved and asked, "What the hell is that?"

The Fifth Elder was jealous of a rare female high-level cultivator, and the Empress was accompanied by her on this trip. She choked a bit and replied respectfully, "His Royal Highness Changming's house."

Queen "...?"

The nurse next to her stepped forward and reminded, "His Royal Highness Chang Ming is Chang Xiao."

Only then did she match Chang Ming and Chang Xiao, and immediately paused the hand that smeared Kodan, and said with a dignified smile, "He just came back yesterday, it's interesting, why did he build such a house with a personality like this?"

Ji Xin trembled, "I heard it was the arrangement of the Demon Lord."

As soon as this word came out, everyone present was silent.

Only the queen remained calm, she paused, and said, "Call my nephew to see me."

Chang Xiao is the son of the elder brother of the current emperor. According to his seniority, he is indeed the queen's nephew, but according to his blood relationship, he is also the queen's biological son. Her way of completely dividing the boundaries makes people feel a little uncomfortable.

Ji Xin paused for a moment, "Your Majesty, we don't just meet each other, Your Highness, he also has a gatekeeper."

Queen "???"

Jixin said, "That man is Mozun's subordinate, he claims to be the Lord of the Demon Immortal Castle, and his name is Who's Father. In short, to see His Highness, he must pass the gate guard first."

At this time, Yun Zhou happened to stop on the large platform in the middle of Yipin Pavilion. The servant knelt down on the ground for the queen's embroidered shoes to step on. She fell to the ground. The servant brought a stool and made tea. Where is the gatekeeper? Xuan, come and see me."

Ji Xin gritted his teeth and knelt down, "Forgive me for speaking bluntly, whose father has a very high cultivation base. In terms of aura, he is at least half-step through the tribulation cultivation base. If I summon him like this, I'm afraid... he won't give face."

The queen bowed her head to drink tea, and the nanny behind her was the first to smile, "Then tell him, although our Majesty's cultivation is not as good as his, but the great fortune of the Yong Kingdom is here, supplemented by formations, and it is on par with their superiors. Now that the mother of the country is here, He is a gatekeeper, so he won’t come to worship?”

"Okay." After the nanny had finished speaking, the queen stopped her hypocritically, "The gatekeeper has a high level of cultivation, my nephew always abolished his cultivation level, right? Medicine King Valley is still in Dayong Land, why don't you?" Send word and ask the gatekeeper if he will come to see me."

She smiled. "After all, this is also part of the diplomatic relations between the two domains, isn't it?"

She hadn't finished speaking, but there was a sudden loud noise, the gate of the Immortal Fort opened suddenly, and all of a sudden, demonic energy surged out, only one person was seen coming out of the fort.

This person is dressed in plain black, and while strolling in the garden, he seems to have the ability to step on the sea and the mountains.

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Here comes the sender of Yizhi (confession props).

ps Lalaiye is a city in the Cthulhu mythology. The description of the architectural style is distorted and vicious beyond human imagination.

pps Since you have seen this, you must think it is not bad, right?Then I shamelessly beg a starfish (つ_) to cover my face