The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

Yuji seemed dissatisfied with being stuffed into his clothes by Meng Zhe, and not only started screaming, but also started shaking crazily.

Chang Xiao went to help Meng Zhe with his hands froze in half, and he wrote in surprise, "What... what's wrong?"

Meng Zhe "..."

He called Huayu, "Don't shake it big brother, aren't you looking for a cat? This tm is a person!"

Huayu felt timid, "I don't know, but this is the main program set by the Sword Immortal, I can't stop it."

Meng Zhe could only press the glowing cloth on his chest, "Did you debug when setting up the program?"

Huayu was puzzled, "What is debug?"

Meng Zhe's face was full of "what's the use of you?" He pressed his hands on his chest, unbelievable, "I rely on you to not shine like this and then tremble all the way? Do you know how delicate this lump is from my point of view? ?”

Huayu carefully glanced at the demon's pulsating chest, took a deep breath, and said hesitantly, "It seems...it seems a bit, like... breast/shaking?"

——It’s still the kind with a layer of holy light on it.

Meng Zhe "..."

He almost missed it in one breath.

——Hua Yu If you were in front of me, I would slap you to death.

He also doesn't know how the great fighter of communism/communism/righteousness, Sword Immortal, raised such a weapon spirit that doesn't follow the core values ​​of society/socialism/ism/righteousness, so he can only weakly wave his hand, "Get lost!"

Chang Xiao looked at the increasingly distorted expression of the Demon Lord, and then looked at the unidentified luminous object on his chest that looked like a magic weapon, he couldn't help being dazed for a moment, and hesitated, "Are you okay?"

Meng Zhe closed his eyes in pain, "It's not good, brother, let's go back quickly."

Seeing him like this, Chang Xiao shook his head, didn't talk to him, held his breath, pulled his arm, put it on the pulse, and began to feel the pulse without saying a word.

"Plop plop plop."

Meng Zhe's blood pressure soared just now, and the Jade Document kept moving, as if a super-powerful pacemaker had been placed on his chest. In Chang Xiao's view, his current pulse was ups and downs. There is no difference.

"you……"

Chang Xiao couldn't even hold back his voice for a while, he almost choked up subconsciously, "Shouldn't...there is no danger in the lake, you..."

By the end, it's almost a vibrato.

Meng Zhe "...?"

He widened his eyes, "Brother, can you speak?"

——Mozun's pure and innocent look of blinking his eyes doesn't look like he's about to die, it's true that Chang Xiao scared him to death.

Chang Xiao immediately understood that it was a misdiagnosis, and he didn't have the courage to investigate again. He stepped back two steps, and didn't dare to interfere with Meng Zhe, and said repeatedly, "I'll go rowing."

As soon as Chang Xiao left, Meng Zhe Nayu stopped.

So he finally had the energy to think about something else, Meng Zhe held his chin, "Hey, the voice of the little brother is a bit familiar."

Chang Xiao dropped the oar with a bang.

He picked it up in disbelief, turned his back to Meng Zhe, and didn't dare to speak, and started paddling, so Meng Zhe arrived home earlier than usual today.

However, as a sound idiot, Mozun didn't figure out who that choked-up cry was like until he returned home.

Due to too frequent mental activities today, the three goblins of Forest Ice and Fireman and Super Mario squeezed/dried/dried up the demon’s essence/blood. Meng Zhe said that he really couldn't bear it any longer after making the Demon Lord desire/immortal/desire/death. He returned home and just wanted to wash up and go to sleep, but Huayu had another moth.

The moment Dafu climbed onto the Mozun's bed, the jade started beeping crazily again.

The sound is so loud, the noise is so loud that it almost makes one want to chase one's soul and kill one's life.

Chang Xiao was frightened for the second time today, and when the Demon Lord's chest started to flash again, his feet were empty, and the whole cat fell under the bed.

So Huayu stopped.

When Mo Zun lifted Dafu up by the back of the neck, it continued to beep beep persistently.

Meng Zhe "..."

He was speechless, "There were two living creatures on the way back, and you beeped twice. Do you want to beep when you see a creature?"

Huayu was full of grievances, "Absolutely not, there are two cockroaches in your room, and I didn't beep beep beep."

Meng Zhe "..."

He raised his forehead, "So is there a problem with your program, or what is it, you can't tell me that Dafu is the cat I want to raise? So coincidental? If that's the case, it's fine, brother? My brother is also a cat? "

Huayu said timidly, "Say, maybe?"

Meng Zhe took a breath, and decided to conduct an experiment.

So the poor butler grandpa received a summons from Mozun's male pet when he just fell asleep. He glanced at Mozun's order with an incredulous expression on his face.

"That male favorite, he said, he wants me to gather twenty servants, ten male and female?"

The little girl who delivered the letter had a troubled expression on her face, "Yes."

There are a lot of servants in this mansion, they were all serving the royal family in the past, they are all good-looking, no matter men or women, they are all good-looking, so Mozun's male pet wants twenty handsome men and women to stay in front of his bedroom in the middle of the night. The big quilt sleeps together, intending to give the demon king a green hat, is there any other possibility?

So in his heart, Mozun seemed to be the invincible oriental style, a poor man who was infatuated and gentle but was ruthlessly betrayed.

what!Since ancient times, infatuation has provoked jealousy!Mo Zuntian's proud son can't escape the vulgar net, as expected, the first to fall in love loses first!

The butler was shivering in the hot weather and his hands and feet were cold. He couldn't help but wonder if the world could be better. The hell is empty and the devil is in the world. How can the Demon Lord satisfy the male pet? When will the Demon Lord really stand up!

However, the male pet is the master in name after all, no matter how much he disdains, he can only bald his hair, order twenty men and women at random, and stand at the gate of Meng Zhe's courtyard in the howling autumn wind.

Meng Zhe came out with the jade.

Then, under the resentful gaze of the butler, he threw jade into the hand of the first maid.

housekeeper"?"

maid"?"

Yuji was as quiet as a chicken.

Meng Zhe threw a pestle at the man's hand again.

Yuji was as quiet as a chicken.

Meng Zhe punched the housekeeper with a pestle.

Still as quiet as a chicken.

housekeeper"……"

Sin, what kind of new prop is this? Even an old man like me will not let it go!

"It shouldn't be." Meng Zhe waved his hand and let the ten handsome men and beauties go down. He rested his chin and pondered, "My cat and senior brother in white, are these two..."

For a moment, the scene of Dafu squatting in front of Qiushui Hongming in a daze flashed through his mind, and then, the philosophical articles on various beasts/humans and abo spiritual bodies flashed through his mind, and he couldn't help being stunned for a moment.

"Could it be...my cat?"

At this time, he suddenly remembered the choked up voice of Senior Brother Bai Yi, and Chang Xiao's unnatural exclamation when he carried Chang Xiao into the carriage. No, gradually, these two voices merged into one, and gradually became clear in Mozun's mind.

Meng Zhe's face was full of disbelief, "Chang Xiao, Da Fu, senior brother... oh my god?"

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Hey (●ˇ_ˇ●).

My friend asked me: why do you talk so much.

Me: Because I am knowledgeable.