The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

Meng Zhe looked around for a while.

He is in the center of a man-made cave, with vaulted passages in the front and back, and luminous pearls inlaid on the walls regularly. If you want Meng Zhe to evaluate it, in terms of the shape and specifications of the place, it is actually a bit like the tomb passage of princes and nobles.

He poked Huayu, "The front and back are empty, which way should I go?"

Huayu said, "I can't help you here, please follow your heart, go where you think you are going."

Meng Zhe "...but consciousness cannot change objective matter. I am an unswerving materialist fighter."

When it comes to things like the sixth sense, Meng Zhe has never been able to work. He was really helpless. He closed his eyes and chose a path, and started to walk forward. As a result, the goddess of luck finally favored him once, and Meng Zhe hadn't walked half a mile. On the way, he saw the Shuanghan that he dropped.

At this point in the tomb passage, there is no night pearl lighting in front of it, and the frost is inserted straight at the junction of light and darkness, like a boundary marker dividing the safe zone and the poisonous zone.

Meng Zhe thought, "It's not very good."

He silently held the hilt of the sword, carefully lifted the tip of the sword out of the soil, then tightened his nerves, and stepped into the darkness.

But with Mozun's cultivation base, this thick darkness is actually not as dark as it looks outside. Although Meng Zhe was still questioning Song Zhixuan's character just now, Song Zhixuan's night vision ability is still beyond doubt.He only slowed down for a moment, and he was able to get an overview of the front.

Surprisingly, nothing happened in the darkness, neither the guardian spirits in mythology nor the five elements and gossip in Qimen Dunjia in novels about tomb robbers. The only difference between this place and the cave outside is that there are murals on the walls .

Meng Zhe squinted his eyes, "What is it? It's red, green, and green. It's too big for me to see clearly."

This mural seems to be a continuous story, the scale is huge, and large blocks of color are mixed together. Thinking of Meng Zhe's state of being able to distinguish colors when he looks closely, there is no way to see clearly what the mural is about.

He smacked his lips and asked Huayu, "It is said that the Lord of the Sword Tomb fell here. Could this be the tomb of the Sword Immortal?"

Huayu said, "Exactly."

As Meng Zhe walked, he tried to outline the whole picture of the mural. He said, "Then according to common sense, this mural should be the life record and past achievements of the owner of the tomb."

"Uh." Huayu hesitated inexplicably, "It's like this in your area, but it's not necessarily true here. Things like murals after death are actually the same as buying bed sheets and curtains for decoration. What the owner of the tomb likes depends on him. will use whatever."

Amidst Meng Zhe's strange expression, his voice became softer and softer, "I mean, the murals in the tomb are for you to show the guidance of immortality after death, but here, they are actually decorations, such as a macho man who is about to die. Telling his grandchildren that he wants to paint a pink hellokitty on the top of his tomb is actually not a big problem..."

Meng Zhe just wanted to say that if he likes hellokitty, can he still be called a macho?As a result, I was suddenly blessed to my heart, and came to a damn.

——Those pink, pink and white color blocks just mixed together, it really looks a bit like a huge helloKitty.

Meng Zhe's expression was complicated and unspeakable for a while, he walked back to the junction of light and dark, and looked at it bit by bit.

Well, to say helloKitty is actually inaccurate. The part Meng Zhe just passed is actually a big pink and white cat. The whole mural is actually many, many big pink and white cats.

Meng Zhe "...so what was I nervous about just now?"

He couldn't help but slander, "No wonder the lights aren't turned on here."

Just imagine, if a tomb robber admires the name of the sword fairy and comes to rob this tomb, he will be submerged in the pale pink ocean as soon as he enters. Eight out of ten tomb robbers will think that they have dug the wrong hole and entered by mistake. into the boudoir of the dancer.

Meng Zhe walked along the mural, there are really many cats painted here, some of them are playing with fur balls, some are eating small dried fish, some are jumping up and down on the cat climbing frame, and there are a few cats Pulling at the sword fairy's thin hair and beard, the last one, if Meng Zhe read it correctly, was eating the sword fairy's jio with relish.

Meng Zhe was amazed, "...Sword Immortal is really a macho man born in the world."

Up to now, although he tried his best to convince himself that there might be an ambush in front of him, he should not relax and cheer up, but he was actually in a state of shock and speechlessness, and he still hadn't recovered from it until he walked out of the huge mural. Come.

After leaving the tomb passage, theoretically, the main chamber where the coffins are placed is directly opposite, but Meng Zhe looked at the door in front of him, feeling too tired to speak.

If it is said that the mural was still painting hello Kitty just now, and the waste of manpower and material resources was very limited, then this gold and silver hello Kitty gate with mother-of-pearl mother-of-pearl and red agate inlaid is really out of Meng Zhe's aesthetic taste.

He followed Huayu's instruction blankly, inserted Shuanghan into the recess of the door, watched the door bang open in a blank manner, and stared blankly at the stacked stones inside.

These stones are memory crystals, commonly known as Xiuxianjie videotapes, and they are classified into eight wooden cabinets. There are also words engraved on the wooden cabinets, which are "Laifu, Wealth, Great Treasure, Prosperity..."

Meng Zhe put on a blank face, "This can't be the name of a cat, can it?"

Huayu "..."

He nodded sadly, "Yes."

Meng Zhe regarded death as home, "Okay, I have fully understood how fierce the Sword Immortal is, what test he set up next, and what am I going to do next?"

Huayu was silent for a moment, "Have you ever seen a 4D movie?"

Meng Zhe "???"

In the next few hours, Mozun was forced to watch a lot of immersive cat movies.

——It’s still the kind of high-definition uncensored 1008P.

Jianxian seems to be obsessed with that kind of snow-white and snow-white cats. He has eight cats, all of which are snow-white and snow-white, and their personalities are also very distinctive. For example, Wangcai is a very quiet lady cat, and his favorite thing to do He is quietly squatting on the side and licking his fur. Fugui is an energetic cat who likes to jump out to take pictures of the sword fairy when he has nothing to do. Dabao is the most handsome cat among cats. His fur is as white as a Dabao SOD with a filter honey.

However, no matter which cat's video it is, it is full of the domineering and hearty macho laughter of the sword fairy.

Meng Zhe spread his face, "Why are you showing off, I have cats too!"

He was forced to be tortured by a strong man for two hours. The video recorder finished playing the source, and before Meng Zhe could breathe a sigh of relief, Huayu reminded him, "My lord, the postgraduate entrance examination is here."

Meng Zhe was instantly alert.

Then, a test paper rose slowly in front of him.

White paper, black characters, printed in Song Dynasty, four pages in octavo, standard exam paper.

Meng Zhe "???"

I don't think I've ever been so confused.

Huayu spoke out at the right time, please don't try to communicate with me, the host will be judged as cheating.

At the same time, a huge hourglass appeared out of thin air, and fine gravel fell, reminding Meng Zhe that time was limited, so he was forced to pick up the test paper, and the huge title came into view first.

"National Ordinary Sword Immortal Disciple Entrance Examination Grade A Volume A"

Meng Zhe: "Huh?"

He then looked down.

The first part is multiple-choice questions. Please read the questions carefully. There is only one correct answer for the following answers. Please choose and fill in the correct position on the test paper.

The first question, the following four options are A, B, C, and D. Which picture is Maomao Dabao?

Meng Zhe accurately found the one that most resembled a blurred filter.

"A Jia Jia Jia Jia."

The second question, in the picture below, which fruit is not suitable for feeding cats?

Meng Zhe: "...What the hell am I trying to be a volunteer at a stray animal rescue station?"

He hooked the peaches.

The third question, if Fu Gui is unhappy, how can he make him happy?

Meng Zhe "..."

He pinched his nose, and had no choice but to tick "Give him the jio" among a bunch of wrong answers.

These questions are actually not tricky. Even if you don’t have the corresponding knowledge reserve, you can pass the test by watching cat movies seriously just now. For a tenth-level shit-shoveling officer like Meng Zhe, you can take the test with your eyes closed.

After he finished the last stroke, the test paper was slowly accepted, and a new "National Ordinary Sword Immortal Disciple Entrance Examination, Grade A, Volume B" floated out in front of Meng Zhe.

Meng Zhe "...there is no end."

This test paper is not a monster, it is a test of basic knowledge related to cultivation. Song Zhixuan's Xueshen patch has finally played a role. Meng Zhe felt that he wrote the test paper as if he was directly adjusting the function from the database. Halfway through, he's done writing.

Meng Zhe blew on the ink on the paper and asked, "Is there any other roll C?"

There is no C volume, and the test seems to be over. A huge figure resembling a projection slowly appears. He wears a twelve-pronged crown, a thick bead curtain hanging down to his forehead, and is wearing a red and black twelve-stripe court dress. There is a round jade plate in the left hand. This person is tall, generous and stalwart. At this time, he is looking in the direction of Meng Zhe, his eyes are full of ancient majesty.

——If Meng Zhe hadn't seen him being hugged and gnawed on jio by the cat.

Even so, he saluted cautiously, "Sword Immortal?"

The Sword Immortal has already gone, it should be just a projected phantom, just like a recorded video, so he can't communicate with Meng Zhe, he just nodded and began to act like a conscientious npc, giving Meng Zhe Zhe explained the plot.

Sword Immortal comes from the ancient times, and his way of choosing words and making sentences is quite awkward. The specific details are not listed. In short, he told Meng Zhe, "Hey young man, congratulations, you have passed unprecedented highs in both test papers. points."

Meng Zhe "too much to praise."

"You must be confused about what I'm doing. The purpose of the first test paper is to test your observation and love. You can pay attention to the details of taking care of cats. It seems that you are an enthusiastic person who is good at observing the world and loves small animals. People!"

Meng Zhe "...don't make excuses, you just want to show off the cats. Eight cats are amazing! My family's fortune is equal to eight."

"As for the second test paper, you must have seen it. It is to test your basic path on the road of cultivating immortals. Based on the answers, I can already judge that you must be a pure-hearted person who doesn't like crooked ways. Talented kid."

Meng Zhe said, "Hehe, it's an honor, but it's a pity that it's the Demon Lord himself."

"So congratulations, you got a glimpse of the sword fairy lineage and the opportunity to learn my swordsmanship, but before that, you have to promise me one thing."

Meng Zhe was instantly alert, "What is it?"

The sword fairy picked up a flower and smiled, "You want to help me raise a cat."

Meng Zhe "What cat?"

However, no one answered him. In the next second, the huge projection turned into streamers in front of him, scattered like fireflies, and disappeared into nothingness.

Huayu reminded at the right time, "Host, there is a library at the back, there are records about the Sword Immortal's kendo, and there are specific requirements for the Sword Immortal."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was the roar of the winch turning in the air, and then, a stone door opposite Meng Zhe burst open, and he could vaguely see candles and thousands of books, but he did not immediately step in, but He found a random place and sat down, knocked on the ground, and said, "Don't move, Huayu, let's talk."

Huayu opened his mouth tremblingly, and there was actually a little guilt in the cold electronic voice, "Su... host."

Meng Zhe had his knuckles and then dunked the ground. Over the past few days, he not only mastered the Demon Lord's cultivation base and swordsmanship at a frightening speed, but he was also able to learn the Demon Lord's majesty. When his expression turned completely cold, Huayu couldn't help but feel a little timid.

Meng Zhe went straight to the point, "What's your relationship with Sword Immortal?"

Huayu clutched her little heart, "It doesn't matter."

Meng Zhe smiled, "It seems that I have made my own choices all the way. In fact, there are many coincidences. Some decisions have something to do with you. You know this cave well, even Even I know that talking to you is cheating, not to mention, you said hello Kitty, the mural in the cave is also hello Kitty, such a coincidence, it has nothing to do with it?"

Huayu "..."

——I never expected that I lost my fame to helloKitty.

Meng Zhe continued, "And since the first time I knew you, I have been very strange. I have read a lot of system texts. Most of the systems have no names. Why don't you ask someone to fool you, but you Called Huayu?"

Hua Yu immediately killed her, "Just tell me what you want to ask."

Meng Zhe ignored him, and continued following his train of thought, "From the first day I got Frost Cold, I have paid attention to the information about Sword Immortal. According to rumors, Sword Immortal is proficient in divination and can predict the past and future. See through the development of current events, but there are also records that Sword Immortal himself is not good at divination, he has insight into everything, but only has a magic weapon that understands everything."

"I prefer the second type, because sword cultivators are really not good at divination, and after thinking about it, the so-called knowledge of everything, in a sense, is very similar to your big data simulation."

He had a half-smile, "That piece of ancient jade in the sword fairy's left hand, which is called in the ancient books the Fortune Jade, Huayu, is that you?"

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