The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

Early the next morning, Meng Zhe kissed his kitten, Mao Mao, goodbye, and got up sleepily to attend the big class.

The man on the ferry boat is still a scumbag senior brother who is suspected of being pua. Meng Zhe, as a 21st-century youth who has been tormented by high school seniors and overtime work, will fall asleep when he gets in the car in the morning. on the seat.

Chang Xiao stood at the bow of the boat, rowing his oars, and looked back at Meng Zhe from time to time.

Strange to say, although the demon king doesn't pay much attention to the place to sleep, he can sleep anytime and anywhere when he is sleepy, but his sleeping posture is very regular. At least Dafu has slept with him so many times, and every time he is spread out on Meng Zhe's bed. His short hands were rubbing against his chest, and Meng Zhe had never pressed him down.

At this time, he was also obediently nestled on the seat, with his long arms and legs huddled together, looking aggrieved.

So Chang Xiao inexplicably felt distressed.

After all, Mozun didn't have to run around like this, he could have stayed in Yaowang Valley, and the reason why he ran up and down like this was just to go home and accompany the cat.

So he put the oars, and gently rubbed to Meng Zhe's side, helped him put his posture in place, and put a layer of clothes under his head, but in the middle of moving, Meng Zhe woke up again.

Chang Xiao "..."

——Why do you always wake up at such an inappropriate time?

Meng Zhe stepped back at the speed of light, and a group of alpacas flashed in his mind.

He dodged with a look like a ghost, and crazily shouted, "Hua Yu Hua Yu Hua Yu!!! I'm so hastily! Hua Yu!"

Huayu "?"

Why do you suddenly want to grass/me?I don't have a body, I can't do it.

Meng Zhe "hastily, so hastily, it seems that he really wants to gay me! He wants to do something wrong while I'm asleep!"

Huayu: "Host! Calm down! It's normal for a young talent like you to be liked by boys, it's no big deal."

He said contemptuously, "And it's not the first time you've been gay, haven't you dreamed of kissing Chang Xiao?"

Meng Zhe "It's not that anyone can gay me!"

Seeing Meng Zhe's reaction was so intense, Chang Xiao's hand froze in half, and it didn't matter whether it was retracted or not. At this moment, some discordant voices came from the shore.

"Where is the handsome brother in white you mentioned?"

"Hey, come out, come out."

"Give way in front."

"Give me Kankan, give me Kankan!"

Chang Xiao felt relieved and pretended nothing happened.

Of course Meng Zhe couldn't break it. He raised his eyes to look at the shore, and saw that the little disciples were crowded on the shore, especially those girls, who were all ready to go and looked forward to it.

Meng Zhe "..."

He knew that these people were here to see the masked brother, so he walked down with the hot gaze, saying "excuse me, excuse me" while worrying "Damn, they like that senior brother so much Do you want to tell the junior sisters that this sexual orientation is wrong?"

As a result, as soon as he got off the boat, he found that the small poking people in front were not considered a big crowd, and there was a larger group of people in the back, muttering together, there were men and women, Meng Zhe squeezed over and patted people in the crowd. The little fat prince asked him, "What are you doing?"

The little prince was still trying to squeeze into the crowd, and when he heard the words, he said impatiently, "Get up, I'm busy taking elective courses."

Mencius "?"

——What an advanced educational concept, there are still electives.

He patted again, "What class are so many people robbing?"

The little prince waved him away, "Grabbing the introduction to medicine, the female disciples all want to study with the white-clothed brother, and what, the male cultivators also want to learn this, which is similar to the disciples of the medicine fairy, and they are all crazy."

"If you get it, can you study with Senior Brother Baiyi?"

The little prince asked curiously, "Where did you come from, a bumpkin, Yaoxian attends class, don't you study with Yaoxian's disciples?"

Meng Zhe instantly felt a sense of responsibility to protect his junior sister from gay marriage scams, and squeezed over, "How do you grab it?"

The little prince was getting impatient, and glanced back at Meng Zhe's face, he immediately turned into a quail, and obediently pointed out to him, "Here, we need to collect herbs in this class, and body skills are very important. Let's see who takes the shortest time to go around Yu Yifeng."

Meng Zhe looked along his hand, and sure enough, he saw a few disciples rising and falling between the old pine mountains, as if they were running in circles.The leader is a pretty girl, whom Meng Zhe met at the opening ceremony, and she is quite talented.

He took a deep breath and said silently, "No, it's the brother's responsibility to protect the junior sister. If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell will go to hell."

Then, he resolutely pushed the little fat man away, luck was about to go.

The little fat man was startled by him, and hugged his arm, "Are you going too?"

Meng Zhe scolded him a bit, so surprised that "I can't go?"

The little fat man emphasized, "You are going because of Senior Brother Baiyi?"

Meng Zhe was even more surprised, "That's right, I'm going because of Senior Brother Bai Yi, so what's the matter?"

The little fat man took two steps back, his expression was extremely psychedelic, as if he had realized something, he looked at Meng Zhe in a daze, and then ran away with a thud.

Mencius "?"

——Your Highness, is there something wrong with you?

He signed up in the front row and started to run laps with luck.

On the other side, the prince let go of Meng Zhe and went straight to find King Liang and the priest. He mysteriously revealed important information to them.

"Yaoshou! You know that the male favorite of the Demon Lord is really daring. A male favorite dares to pick up on others. He wants to give the Demon Lord a cuckold!"

King Liang bared his teeth.

The priest bowed his head in contemplation, nodded and said, "Well, it is indeed very important information, and it may be useful for a while."

Meng Zhe, in the process of luck, began to try the mental method he just copied yesterday.

It is strange to say that in the 21st century, Meng Zhe has always been a hard worker in classical Chinese, and the silent translation is the hardest hit area for the teacher to name and criticize. He once translated the sentence "It is a bird" in "Xiaoyaoyou" into "It is a bird." !” Famous to the whole grade, but he didn’t have the slightest dyslexia when he read the tattered sword manual yesterday.

Not only is there no dyslexia, but even early this morning, you can apply what you have learned.

Meng Zhe silently recited "Baihui, divine action..."

After concentrating for a moment, he actually started to lose his mind while flying in mid-air.

He didn't even need to deliberately guide, those intangible "Qi" naturally flowed through his limbs, but his consciousness did not focus on the flow of spiritual Qi.It's as if his body has become an NHRA variable-speed supercar, and his consciousness sits in the cab to direct the direction, but he doesn't need to know how gasoline turns into power.

In fact, for monks, this is a very powerful state, which means that they are too familiar with the route of spiritual power circulation, and it is as natural as breathing.

Meng Zhe "Did I hang up?"

So it was no surprise that Meng Zhe arrived first with the blessing of the plug-in, and successfully won the right to take a minor course with Senior Brother Bai Yi.

Chang Xiao was led by Ji Mi, standing on a high place, holding his chin, smiling happily.

Season millet "..."

——This little master is hopeless.

If the performance just now just made Meng Zhe faintly feel that he was hanging up, then he was very sure that Mozun had applied a plug-in patch for efficient self-study after solving the big lesson.

The Great Elder's way of teaching makes people drowsy, the tone of voice is like chanting scriptures, hypnotizing a lot every minute, Meng Zhe is able to find the key points from a pile of nonsense, and he has learned to simultaneously interpret classical Chinese without a teacher, After one class, he fully realized what it means to be in class for 2 minutes, fish for two hours, and understand everything.

Meng Zhe was refreshed and eager to take the test, "Is there a theoretical knowledge test in the cultivation of immortals? I think I can take the high school entrance examination in half a year and the college entrance examination in one year, and enter the top10 youth class in one and a half years."

Huayu "...you save yourself"

In Ji Mi's lounge, Chang Xiao frowned, "Look, I told you that you don't sleep in class."

Season millet "..."

——This little master is hopeless ×2.

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My Hu Hansan is back again!