The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

When Meng Zhe came home, it was dusk.

The housekeeper delivered a letter to tell him that the decoration was completed, so now he has moved out of the Yuhe Building and moved to the small courtyard with hot springs.

The courtyard is like spring all the year round, and it is good everywhere. Meng Zhe is very happy to move in. The only bad thing is that the housekeeper of the house until now thinks that Chang Xiao is the devil.

So when he opened the door to greet his master and found that Chang Xiao was gone, only that vulgar male pet who didn't know etiquette wanted to live here, he couldn't help showing a heartbroken expression, every wrinkle on his face seemed to be saying.

"Sin, why should an ace butler like me who serves the royal family come to serve male pets?"

Fortunately, the vulgar male pet is relatively independent, not the kind of delicate and weak, the little white flower who has to be served by a maid when bathing in hot springs, and who will faint if she is not careful, Meng Zhe has no intention of asking the housekeeper to serve her. Meng Zhe was afraid that the crowd would frighten his cat, so he only asked the servants to come to sweep the yard every morning, peel apples and mix meat for the cat, and did not allow them to do other things.

So the butler suddenly became even more sad.

He suddenly discovered that in the eyes of the demon king, his value was only to peel fruit for his male favorite cat.

Of course, Meng Zhe didn't know the twists and turns in the heart of the old man in front of him. He touched the yard with ease, and the first thing he did when he opened the door was to call out to his cat affectionately.

"Dafu, I'm back, why don't you give the shit shovel officer a loving hug."

——The cold wind whizzed by, and no cat paid attention to him.

Meng Zhe "...Dafu?"

The cat he raised is really smart. It takes other cats months to remember the name, but Dafu almost remembers it after hearing it. According to common sense, when Meng Zhe called, Xuebai Tuanzi should have appeared in sight bingo.

"Strange." Meng Zhe looked through the pages, "Isn't he running out again?"

Dafu squatted on the grape trellis and looked at him, his ears were drooping, and he was still sulking.

Hearing Meng Zhe's call, he swept his tail, rolled a grape leaf to cover his face, and peeked secretly through the gap, as if saying:

——Chang Xiao forgives you, but Dafu will coax you again.

It's a pity that Meng Zhe is no longer that Maomaudun on the top of the refrigerator. He is like a blind man who has been looking for a long time. He heard the rustling of the wind, and when he glanced at him, he found him in a pile of leaves.

Bai Tuanzi looked sullen, his tail moved and he was lying high, but he couldn't get down.

Meng Zhe sighed pretendingly, "Hey, I really ran away."

He sat down under the grape arbor, glanced at Dafu's pricked ears from the corner of his eye, chuckled secretly, and sighed deliberately, "Forget it, this is the second time he has run away. It seems that he yearns for a life in the wild and is a A cat with a free heart and a bohemian soul doesn't want to be trapped here by me."

Dafu raised his upper body, "Meow?"

- I'm a little confused about what you're talking about.

Meng Zhe shook his head and sighed, "If you have a cat in your life, you must have it. Don't force it at all times in your life. This cat has nothing to do with me. It seems that his small dried fish, raw flesh and apple skin, I want to feed the little flowers at the door." And Xiao Huang..."

"Meow!"

--Can't!

Before Meng Zhe finished speaking, Dafu jumped down from the leaves, stepping on Meng Zhe's arm and jumped into his arms. His grape-like watery eyes were wide open, and he straightened up and looked at him.

"Meow!"

——What are Xiaohua and Xiaohuang!

Meng Zhe rubbed him, "Little villain, hide from me, is it fun to see me looking for you?"

Dafu turned his face guiltily, and rolled Meng Zhe's arm with his tail flatteringly, "Meow."

——No, no.

However, he was still guilty one second, and suddenly became righteous the next second. He raised his front paws, pulled Meng Zhe's shirt, and arched his nose on his sleeve.

——I want to see who Da Huang and Xiao Hua are.

Meng Zhe raised his hands in surrender, "Come on ancestor, I'm off to class, you know, I don't have time to feed other animals."

Seeing that Dafu still refused to go down, he thought for a while, "Well, I will report the itinerary for you, and you will always believe it."

He sat down on a rock under the shade of a tree, and hugged the cat on his lap, "You know, I got up at 7:30, and then went to Yaowang Valley, where I sat on the roller coaster driven by Xie Qing."

Daifuku was listening carefully, but he couldn't understand "Meow?"

7:30?roller coaster?

Meng Zhe: "At 9:00, we started assigning teachers. I was assigned to a silly elder who is a bit perverted. He actually pointed black as blue in public. Do we think we are all blind?"

Dafu was even more confused.

color weak?Stupid?Refers to black as blue... You mean the Great Elder?

Meng Zhe then recalled, "I suspect that there are only five elders in Yaowang Valley, isn't it because of color weakness? Is this a polygenic disease greatly affected by illusions?"

Daifuku weakly "...meow."

...Although I don't know what the polygenic disease that is greatly affected by the illusion is, but in fact I am neither.

"Then!" Meng Zhe's tone rose, like a detective showing off the details of the investigation and solving the case to the people around him, "I met a particularly strange brother, he looks like a pua!"

Dafu racked his brains.

——The tone sounds very happy, so pua is a good compliment.

Meng Zhe: "But! In the end, I think he is not, because Pua is not so restless, he really looks like a cat when he is angry, hahahahaha."

Daifuku "..."

He gave Meng Zhe a paw angrily, jumped off the Demon King's knee, got into the bedroom twice, and shrank to the top of the closet.

——I'm really angry, I can't coax you well this time.

However, Meng Zhe, who doesn't understand cat language, doesn't know that Dafu is angry. In fact, it is quite common for cats to run away halfway through licking, and the owner runs away to play by himself, so he didn't feel anything, so he went into the house and put it away. Cat food, actually ran to the side, sat down and lit a lamp to copy the sword manual.

Moreover, Meng Zhe likes to read and write while reading. After a while, the whole room is filled with the sound of his correct reading.

"Walking to the gods on the stars, turning Xuanji and descending the canopy, to the gods and passing through the sea of ​​air, the acupuncture points are connected, and then connected to the Tianshu, but the middle gate..."

In the eyes of modern people, this thing looks like Qu Quqianya, but for Chang Xiao, who grew up with swordsmanship from elementary school, it is as simple as modern people reading elementary school texts, so this scene, in his view, is like you and important people When people are angry, the very important person not only does not feel that you are angry, but also sits down on his own, sinking his breath, and begins to recite emotionally:

"Goose, goose, goose, singing to the sky.

The white hair floats on the green water, and the anthurium pulls the clear waves. "

Daifuku "..."

Out of sight and out of mind, he pushed open the door angrily, thinking "I want to sleep alone tonight", and walked to another room.

——At this time, he has not realized that the room was originally left by Meng Zhe to Chang Xiao.

From the housekeeper's point of view, this house is the demon king's living room, so it is cleaned very cleanly. When he and Meng Zhe were looking at the house, he casually mentioned a few requirements, such as raising some green plants and not being too gaudy in decoration. , are also satisfied one by one.

Chang Xiao originally entered the door, just looking for a place to avoid the devil's voice, and didn't pay attention to the decoration of the furniture. As a result, he just jumped over the threshold with catwalks, and suddenly froze.

There was one thing in this room that he hadn't mentioned at the time, but right now this thing was placed in the middle of the room, so that people could see it as soon as they entered the door.

__It was a pitch-black sword stand, with a carved and miscellaneous sword stand, and only one sword was placed on it.

The sword that was sold at the auction for the price of a year's tribute to the dynasty, his autumn water is bright.

At this time, Meng Zhe also came in with a candle.

He flicked on the light in the East Wing, and the room was brightly lit. Meng Zhe looked at Dafu strangely, and asked him, "Why are you here, won't you sleep with me today?"

Seeing Dafu squatting below, staring at the sword above him without blinking, Meng Zhe looked at Qiushui Hongming and explained to him, "Oh, this is Daoist Chang Xiao's sword. He walked too fast that day. I said to find a suitable time to send it, but I forgot to give it for a while..."

Meng Zhe spread his hands, "I don't know when he will come back, I can only put it here first, and send it to the Taoist priest when I find someone."

Dafu shifted his gaze from the sword and looked at Meng Zhe, his pupils were dimmed under the light of the candlelight for a moment.

Meng Zhe was sleepy copying books at this time, he yawned, turned around and asked Dafu, "What's wrong with you today, do you want to sleep here? Then I'll build you a nest..."

Dafu interrupted him with a meow, exerted strength on his hind legs, and threw himself into his arms.

- Absolutely not!I'm going to sleep with you!

He completely forgot who it was that cat that swore that Meng Zhe would sleep alone two minutes ago.

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Ahhhhh exam week.