The villain's non-scientific feeding plan
Chapter 34 You Are Fat!
In the southwest corner of Yaowang Valley, the mountains are much gentler than the surrounding ones. However, Nanshan is leeward and rainy, with heavy smog, and contains many precious medicinal materials.
The place where Chang Xiao landed was a two-room bamboo house with a small yard surrounded by a fence. There was a loose bamboo curtain cut from moso bamboo at the door. When he stepped into the house, there was a middle-aged Taoist inside.
This Taoist wears a high crown, and his divine light is introverted. Looking at Moyue's Nascent Soul cultivation, he thinks it is the hermit Daxiu of the Medicine King Valley. Then he noticed that he changed his hands, and put the feather duster across his chest, making a gesture of pulling the clouds and catching the moon.
He is obviously proficient in the way of swordsmanship, and he can master the harmony of heaven, earth and human beings with a raised hand.
So the two chicken feathers swayed slowly.
Chang Xiao hurriedly saluted and bowed slightly, "Uncle Ji, it's me."
If there are other monks here, they should recognize that this sassy Taoist who dances with chicken feathers is the nominal elder of Yaowanggu, Ji Shu.
At this time, the Great Elder looked at Chang Xiao, and couldn't help showing a mixed look of joy and sorrow.
His pupils dilated slightly, as if he couldn't believe it, and then he murmured slightly, "Little master, you..."
Chang Xiao smiled, and answered for him, "He's still alive and not injured, so you don't have to worry."
He recalled briefly, stretched out his hand and gestured, "The Demon Lord...is different from the rumors, he didn't do anything to me."
Ji Mi put down the feather duster, surprised and delighted for a moment, looked Chang Xiao up and down, did not see the obvious injury, and couldn't help raising the volume, "Are you all right?"
Chang Xiao said, "Really." He turned around so that Ji Mi could see clearly, "Look."
Ji Mi stared at him, still not believing, "You changed back."
Chang Xiao's face immediately collapsed, and he muttered, "No, I'm already this big." Seeing Ji Mi picked up the feather duster again, he had to shrink back reluctantly, and suddenly turned back into a kitten.
Ji Mi picked him up from the ground, and he was relieved to make sure that his fur was smooth and smooth, and it didn't look like he had a dark wound.Seeing his relaxed expression, Chang Xiao couldn't help but patted him, signaling "let go."
Just as Ji Mi was about to put him down, he suddenly realized something, turned upside down, and showed an even more confused expression.
"No, Xiao Xiao." He hesitated to speak.
"Follow the Demon Lord, why do I feel that you are still getting fat?"
Chang Xiao suddenly froze.
The five senses of Yuanying monks are very accurate. They started to shake their hands and said that if they gained a catty, they would never gain 0.999 catties. The measurement accuracy is definitely accurate to the third decimal place, which can be called a walking human flesh weight. However, Ji Mi thought about the weight and deeply suspected that there might be something wrong with his five senses.
Chang Xiao Fu forehead.
It's all because Mo Zun fed him so well these two days.
He was strangely silent for a while, trying to explain, "Uh, the Demon Lord is actually very different from what he imagined."
Ji Mi followed him in silence for a moment, "How different is that?"
——Your little master fell into the devil's lair, the devil is cruel and bloodthirsty, you are afraid that he will be tortured, these days you worry about tea and food, and when you have nothing to do, you just copy a feather duster to see things and think about others, your thin hair is almost Falling into the Mediterranean Sea, I miss you, a Nascent Soul cultivator, who have lost twenty catties in the past few days.At this time, you find that the little master not only feels good, but also gained two catties, how does it feel?
Ji Mi: It feels like flying.
From his shock at seeing Chang Xiao, to his joy when he found out that he was fine, to his current shock and uncertainty, the twists and turns caused Ji Mi to pull out two hairs abruptly.
Chang Xiao looked at him with an expression like a heart attack, and quickly changed the topic to another place, "Actually, I came back this time because..."
He lowered his voice and explained, Ji Mi was thoughtful, "You mean, Your Majesty wants the 'key'?"
Chang Xiao said, "Ten chances, otherwise I can't think of a reason for His Majesty to come to the Valley of the Medicine King alone."
He paused for a moment, "If Your Majesty wants it, we have no way of resisting it. Although I don't know why he chose such a way, Mozun must have considered it. Therefore, we must pretend not to know about His Majesty's arrival, and he hides it. As far as identity is concerned, I will just cooperate, and according to my understanding of His Majesty, if it is not necessary, he will not kill indiscriminately and innocently affect the Medicine King Valley."
Ji Mi was silent for a moment, then sighed slightly, "Forget it."
"If it is true as you said, your lord is kind-hearted, giving him the 'key' may not be a better choice."
So without Meng Zhe knowing it, Chang Xiao and Ji Mi completed the self-strategy of Dihua for all members. (1) The image of the demon king became more and more resourceful, and his every move exudes unfathomable and unpredictable, which is really gratifying Congratulations.
On the other hand, Meng Zhe and the little fat man have happily reached a friendly bilateral consensus.
The fat prince kept his little wife at arm's length, and Meng Zhe was overwhelmed by the 'respectful buttocks', so they closed their eyes and meditated on the left and right sides of the main hall, out of sight and out of mind, well water out of river water.
At this time, some disciples who were not blessed by plug-ins also walked into the hall one after another. Some of them couldn't help cheering when they saw that the victory was in sight. down.
These disciples all started climbing before Meng Zhe came, so that they could reach this place before the sun went down. They didn't see any brazen cheating behaviors, so they all respected the senior brothers who arrived first.
They saw that although Meng Zhe and others climbed to the top first, they were neither arrogant nor impatient. They were obviously exhausted, but they did not complain of suffering or tiredness. Doesn't it make them deeply admire?
The disciples couldn't help but feel guilty for their superficial cheers.
Those disciples who seemed to have just sprinted 800 meters and were out of breath and just wanted to lie down on the ground followed suit one after another. Headed by Prince Meng Zheyu, they sat in a square formation very dignifiedly.
So when Ji Mi and the other elders came, they were fortunate enough to meet the only disciple in history who was as quiet as a chicken at the initiation ceremony.
Seeing this grand occasion, the elders couldn't help being startled secretly, and they all sighed, "There is such a talent this year, I, Medicine King Valley, should be happy!"
At this time, led by Meng Zhe, everyone stood up. Ji Mi was one step ahead of everyone, and was the first to see the Demon Lord in the hall.
The Great Elder's cultivation is not top-notch, and he has never seen the appearance of the demon king, but Chang Xiao couldn't help but describe everything to him in detail, such as long eyebrows and eyes, straight mountain roots, and ruddy lips. Anyway, Ji Mi didn't remember anything But he refined Chang Xiao's central idea, that is, "Shortcomings? No, everything looks good on your lord."
Season millet "..."
I can't help my mother.
In fact, at this point, the disciples present more or less have fairy bones, and they are all people favored by heaven. They are not ugly, and the whole audience is upright and elegant, but really, everything looks good. There is only Meng Zhe.
He coughed twice, turned his eyes away from the Demon Lord's face, and began to deliver an entrance speech, "Everyone, first of all, I would like to congratulate you all for going through the difficulties and obstacles and officially obtaining the qualification to cultivate immortals."
He took a step forward and bowed slightly, "I am the great elder of Yaowanggu, Ji Mi, and I will be in charge of your kendo enlightenment class."
There was warm applause from below.
Meng Zhe poked Huayu, "Is this the half-step Huashen?"
Huayu said, "Yes, but if you don't use swordsmanship, it's more difficult to slap him into the table. I suggest you don't do it now. .
Meng Zhe touched his nose, "Do it now, am I sick?"
Here Ji Mi said a few more words, in short, it is inseparable from the immensity of immortality, respecting heaven and obeying fate, and each has its own destiny. Meng Zhe seems to lower his eyebrows, but in fact, his mind is wandering, Ji Mi mistakenly thought he was I couldn't bear it, so I couldn't help speaking faster and faster, cutting off the beginning and ending, and almost read the Chinese as the mystery of English swallowing and continuous reading.
Meng Zhe couldn't help but looked up at him suspiciously.
The Great Elder is half-step to transform into a god, talking about cultivation before the Demon King ascends in a half-step, just like a doctor talking about the three elements of publishing a paper in front of the Jobel winner, he is very nervous, Meng Zhe is cold Sweeping over coldly, he immediately swallowed the next words.
"Talent is not the most important thing in cultivation. Many people with poor talent can eventually attain the Dao. The most important thing in cultivation is actually... Okay, let's test everyone's talent next."
The arena fell into a deathly silence.
Ji Mi just came in a hurry and didn't get along with the other elders. Hearing what he said, some people will inevitably have objections.
The Second Elder is a beautiful female cultivator named Song Lin, with a half-step Nascent Soul cultivation.She was standing closest to Ji Mi, so she couldn't help pinching him.
"Why do you want to test your talent, brother, and you still want to pay homage to your mentor?"
All Taoist schools in the world believe in Sanqing, and all disciples must first worship Sanqing and perform three rituals and nine knocks.
Ji Mi kicked her, "Stop kneeling."
The second elder opened his beautiful eyes, "How can this be? Courtesy cannot be discarded."
Ji Shuxin said that etiquette cannot be abolished, so we will abolish it. As for whether it is a comminuted fracture or a soft tissue contusion, it all depends on the Mozun's mood.
After all, the demon king has changed his path to a demon, so who in the world would dare to ask him to worship Sanqing?
He hastily sent a voice transmission, "Junior Sister, trust me, I will explain to you later."
Then he stepped forward again, with a smirk, "Yes, everyone, come on, let's test a talent first."
Meng Zhe was confused by his operation, and poked Huayu, "Is this person really a half-step god?"
"Why do I feel that he is not so clear-headed?"
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
(1) Dihua means that in the anime overload, the time-traveling male protagonist Bone King sometimes makes a hot-headed decision, and his subordinate Xiao Di will make various analysis to prove that Bone King is super resourceful and super powerful.It's like over-analyzing the subject of the article in the college entrance examination language (not)
Ah, the update has been particularly irregular lately. I’m really sorry. The main thing is that everyone understands at the end of the term. Usually, when the end of the term is too high, you will go naked/run away. You have to sharpen your gun before the battle. (Hey, what am I talking about), in short, it will be stable after the exam (/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ sorry), forgive me, and bow.
The place where Chang Xiao landed was a two-room bamboo house with a small yard surrounded by a fence. There was a loose bamboo curtain cut from moso bamboo at the door. When he stepped into the house, there was a middle-aged Taoist inside.
This Taoist wears a high crown, and his divine light is introverted. Looking at Moyue's Nascent Soul cultivation, he thinks it is the hermit Daxiu of the Medicine King Valley. Then he noticed that he changed his hands, and put the feather duster across his chest, making a gesture of pulling the clouds and catching the moon.
He is obviously proficient in the way of swordsmanship, and he can master the harmony of heaven, earth and human beings with a raised hand.
So the two chicken feathers swayed slowly.
Chang Xiao hurriedly saluted and bowed slightly, "Uncle Ji, it's me."
If there are other monks here, they should recognize that this sassy Taoist who dances with chicken feathers is the nominal elder of Yaowanggu, Ji Shu.
At this time, the Great Elder looked at Chang Xiao, and couldn't help showing a mixed look of joy and sorrow.
His pupils dilated slightly, as if he couldn't believe it, and then he murmured slightly, "Little master, you..."
Chang Xiao smiled, and answered for him, "He's still alive and not injured, so you don't have to worry."
He recalled briefly, stretched out his hand and gestured, "The Demon Lord...is different from the rumors, he didn't do anything to me."
Ji Mi put down the feather duster, surprised and delighted for a moment, looked Chang Xiao up and down, did not see the obvious injury, and couldn't help raising the volume, "Are you all right?"
Chang Xiao said, "Really." He turned around so that Ji Mi could see clearly, "Look."
Ji Mi stared at him, still not believing, "You changed back."
Chang Xiao's face immediately collapsed, and he muttered, "No, I'm already this big." Seeing Ji Mi picked up the feather duster again, he had to shrink back reluctantly, and suddenly turned back into a kitten.
Ji Mi picked him up from the ground, and he was relieved to make sure that his fur was smooth and smooth, and it didn't look like he had a dark wound.Seeing his relaxed expression, Chang Xiao couldn't help but patted him, signaling "let go."
Just as Ji Mi was about to put him down, he suddenly realized something, turned upside down, and showed an even more confused expression.
"No, Xiao Xiao." He hesitated to speak.
"Follow the Demon Lord, why do I feel that you are still getting fat?"
Chang Xiao suddenly froze.
The five senses of Yuanying monks are very accurate. They started to shake their hands and said that if they gained a catty, they would never gain 0.999 catties. The measurement accuracy is definitely accurate to the third decimal place, which can be called a walking human flesh weight. However, Ji Mi thought about the weight and deeply suspected that there might be something wrong with his five senses.
Chang Xiao Fu forehead.
It's all because Mo Zun fed him so well these two days.
He was strangely silent for a while, trying to explain, "Uh, the Demon Lord is actually very different from what he imagined."
Ji Mi followed him in silence for a moment, "How different is that?"
——Your little master fell into the devil's lair, the devil is cruel and bloodthirsty, you are afraid that he will be tortured, these days you worry about tea and food, and when you have nothing to do, you just copy a feather duster to see things and think about others, your thin hair is almost Falling into the Mediterranean Sea, I miss you, a Nascent Soul cultivator, who have lost twenty catties in the past few days.At this time, you find that the little master not only feels good, but also gained two catties, how does it feel?
Ji Mi: It feels like flying.
From his shock at seeing Chang Xiao, to his joy when he found out that he was fine, to his current shock and uncertainty, the twists and turns caused Ji Mi to pull out two hairs abruptly.
Chang Xiao looked at him with an expression like a heart attack, and quickly changed the topic to another place, "Actually, I came back this time because..."
He lowered his voice and explained, Ji Mi was thoughtful, "You mean, Your Majesty wants the 'key'?"
Chang Xiao said, "Ten chances, otherwise I can't think of a reason for His Majesty to come to the Valley of the Medicine King alone."
He paused for a moment, "If Your Majesty wants it, we have no way of resisting it. Although I don't know why he chose such a way, Mozun must have considered it. Therefore, we must pretend not to know about His Majesty's arrival, and he hides it. As far as identity is concerned, I will just cooperate, and according to my understanding of His Majesty, if it is not necessary, he will not kill indiscriminately and innocently affect the Medicine King Valley."
Ji Mi was silent for a moment, then sighed slightly, "Forget it."
"If it is true as you said, your lord is kind-hearted, giving him the 'key' may not be a better choice."
So without Meng Zhe knowing it, Chang Xiao and Ji Mi completed the self-strategy of Dihua for all members. (1) The image of the demon king became more and more resourceful, and his every move exudes unfathomable and unpredictable, which is really gratifying Congratulations.
On the other hand, Meng Zhe and the little fat man have happily reached a friendly bilateral consensus.
The fat prince kept his little wife at arm's length, and Meng Zhe was overwhelmed by the 'respectful buttocks', so they closed their eyes and meditated on the left and right sides of the main hall, out of sight and out of mind, well water out of river water.
At this time, some disciples who were not blessed by plug-ins also walked into the hall one after another. Some of them couldn't help cheering when they saw that the victory was in sight. down.
These disciples all started climbing before Meng Zhe came, so that they could reach this place before the sun went down. They didn't see any brazen cheating behaviors, so they all respected the senior brothers who arrived first.
They saw that although Meng Zhe and others climbed to the top first, they were neither arrogant nor impatient. They were obviously exhausted, but they did not complain of suffering or tiredness. Doesn't it make them deeply admire?
The disciples couldn't help but feel guilty for their superficial cheers.
Those disciples who seemed to have just sprinted 800 meters and were out of breath and just wanted to lie down on the ground followed suit one after another. Headed by Prince Meng Zheyu, they sat in a square formation very dignifiedly.
So when Ji Mi and the other elders came, they were fortunate enough to meet the only disciple in history who was as quiet as a chicken at the initiation ceremony.
Seeing this grand occasion, the elders couldn't help being startled secretly, and they all sighed, "There is such a talent this year, I, Medicine King Valley, should be happy!"
At this time, led by Meng Zhe, everyone stood up. Ji Mi was one step ahead of everyone, and was the first to see the Demon Lord in the hall.
The Great Elder's cultivation is not top-notch, and he has never seen the appearance of the demon king, but Chang Xiao couldn't help but describe everything to him in detail, such as long eyebrows and eyes, straight mountain roots, and ruddy lips. Anyway, Ji Mi didn't remember anything But he refined Chang Xiao's central idea, that is, "Shortcomings? No, everything looks good on your lord."
Season millet "..."
I can't help my mother.
In fact, at this point, the disciples present more or less have fairy bones, and they are all people favored by heaven. They are not ugly, and the whole audience is upright and elegant, but really, everything looks good. There is only Meng Zhe.
He coughed twice, turned his eyes away from the Demon Lord's face, and began to deliver an entrance speech, "Everyone, first of all, I would like to congratulate you all for going through the difficulties and obstacles and officially obtaining the qualification to cultivate immortals."
He took a step forward and bowed slightly, "I am the great elder of Yaowanggu, Ji Mi, and I will be in charge of your kendo enlightenment class."
There was warm applause from below.
Meng Zhe poked Huayu, "Is this the half-step Huashen?"
Huayu said, "Yes, but if you don't use swordsmanship, it's more difficult to slap him into the table. I suggest you don't do it now. .
Meng Zhe touched his nose, "Do it now, am I sick?"
Here Ji Mi said a few more words, in short, it is inseparable from the immensity of immortality, respecting heaven and obeying fate, and each has its own destiny. Meng Zhe seems to lower his eyebrows, but in fact, his mind is wandering, Ji Mi mistakenly thought he was I couldn't bear it, so I couldn't help speaking faster and faster, cutting off the beginning and ending, and almost read the Chinese as the mystery of English swallowing and continuous reading.
Meng Zhe couldn't help but looked up at him suspiciously.
The Great Elder is half-step to transform into a god, talking about cultivation before the Demon King ascends in a half-step, just like a doctor talking about the three elements of publishing a paper in front of the Jobel winner, he is very nervous, Meng Zhe is cold Sweeping over coldly, he immediately swallowed the next words.
"Talent is not the most important thing in cultivation. Many people with poor talent can eventually attain the Dao. The most important thing in cultivation is actually... Okay, let's test everyone's talent next."
The arena fell into a deathly silence.
Ji Mi just came in a hurry and didn't get along with the other elders. Hearing what he said, some people will inevitably have objections.
The Second Elder is a beautiful female cultivator named Song Lin, with a half-step Nascent Soul cultivation.She was standing closest to Ji Mi, so she couldn't help pinching him.
"Why do you want to test your talent, brother, and you still want to pay homage to your mentor?"
All Taoist schools in the world believe in Sanqing, and all disciples must first worship Sanqing and perform three rituals and nine knocks.
Ji Mi kicked her, "Stop kneeling."
The second elder opened his beautiful eyes, "How can this be? Courtesy cannot be discarded."
Ji Shuxin said that etiquette cannot be abolished, so we will abolish it. As for whether it is a comminuted fracture or a soft tissue contusion, it all depends on the Mozun's mood.
After all, the demon king has changed his path to a demon, so who in the world would dare to ask him to worship Sanqing?
He hastily sent a voice transmission, "Junior Sister, trust me, I will explain to you later."
Then he stepped forward again, with a smirk, "Yes, everyone, come on, let's test a talent first."
Meng Zhe was confused by his operation, and poked Huayu, "Is this person really a half-step god?"
"Why do I feel that he is not so clear-headed?"
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
(1) Dihua means that in the anime overload, the time-traveling male protagonist Bone King sometimes makes a hot-headed decision, and his subordinate Xiao Di will make various analysis to prove that Bone King is super resourceful and super powerful.It's like over-analyzing the subject of the article in the college entrance examination language (not)
Ah, the update has been particularly irregular lately. I’m really sorry. The main thing is that everyone understands at the end of the term. Usually, when the end of the term is too high, you will go naked/run away. You have to sharpen your gun before the battle. (Hey, what am I talking about), in short, it will be stable after the exam (/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ sorry), forgive me, and bow.
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