The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

On the third night, Meng Zhe's boat wobbled to Fanjiang City.

This city is indeed very big. Since they approached the town, the waterway has become crowded. Apart from the passing passenger ships and merchant ships, there are also many singing and dancing boats.

These painted boats float leisurely on the water, and the lights stay on all night. They come to the pier every hour for guests to go up and down. The dancers dance on the open-air high platform of the painted boats. Their shadows are elongated by the moonlight and shattered in the river, appearing soft and affectionate. .

The boss of the boat was drinking on the deck, and Meng Zhe walked over with the cat in his arms. He had always suffered from motion sickness and seasickness in modern times. After picking up the Mozun's full-scale large size for nothing, the boat did not feel dizzy anymore, but he still felt a little uncomfortable. I always want to go to the ground earlier, "How long are we going to land?"

"It's still early."

The boatman pointed him to the shadowy wharf in the distance, and took a sip of wine, "This place doesn't look far away, but this section of Fanjiang River is blocked by Qing/Lou, we will go around slowly, at least it will take an hour."

So Meng Zhe also sat down on the deck, wondering, "Are they all Qing/lou?"

There are at least a dozen or twenty painting boats here. Seeing that the consumption level is not low, it is not the kind of inferior kiln/zi. Meng Zhe did the math. With this scale, unless half of Fanjiang City is rich Children, and go to the youth/house every day and never suffer from kidney deficiency, otherwise it will not be able to satisfy the objective law of supply balance in economics.

The boatman said, "Not all of them." He ordered a few extra large boats, "Those are all the boats of the Acacia Party. They only come here at this time of year, and then they don't know where they go."

Chang Xiao, who was crawling on Meng Zhe's lap, quietly raised his head, looking at the painted boats, wondering what he was thinking.

Meng Zhe also opened a jar of wine, took a sip, and asked, "Why are you here at this time? There are more tourists, so I can attract business?"

The boatman said, "No, they are actually here to recruit students."

Meng Zhe hesitated for a moment, "Is it the enrollment I thought?"

The boatman said without hesitation, "That's right, let's recruit students."

Meng Zhe's expression suddenly became very good-looking.

Enrollment, as the name suggests, refers to the recruitment of new students by various schools and training institutions. From July to September each year, students pass the Chinese "General Higher School Entrance Examination", the English university entrance examination, referred to as the important examination of the college entrance examination in exchange for university admission qualifications. process, and a similar admissions process, known as 'admissions'

Regardless of the semantics, this is a serious business.

He couldn't speak for a while, so he could only sneer, "Kaiqing/lou recruits students, **zong is really unique. But how do we investigate this?"

The boatman spread his hands, "I don't know about this, after all, the little old man has not signed up."

Meng Zhe was suspicious, "... why do I feel that you are a bit regretful."

Huayu's voice sounded at the right time, "It is detected that the host is interested in the registration of He/Huan Sect, I suggest that you first submit the registration form to the higher-ups of the sect. If the registration form passes the preliminary examination and passes the corresponding business training, you can join Huafang Listed on the job, after a few months of internship in the position, the high-level executives will review the host's performance on the job, and judge whether there is the spirit and talent level required by the position, and those who pass will be entered, so that you can become a member of Hehuan Sect gone."

——And this painting boat is for new disciples to observe and practice, and to adapt to the working environment in advance.

"...Thank you, I don't need to be listed for work." Meng Zhe said, "Please don't talk when I don't call you next time."

The boss of the boat took another sip of his wine and said with a smile, "Our Fanjiang is full of outstanding people, and many famous overhauls come from here, so every year when you get introduced to the Xiuxian sect, you will fight for it. I'm afraid that some good seedlings will be left behind."

They bypassed the huge monsters carved with gold decorations on the prow, and the pier was right in front of them. The boss of the boat, who had drunk a drink, was obviously drunk. Do you know which ones are the most famous now?"

Meng Zhe said, "I don't know, please tell me something."

The boss of the boat fingered his fingers, "The original number one is Chang Xiao, the eldest disciple of Yipin Pavilion. The scriptures say that he pierced through thousands of layers of clouds with a sword, and the snow fluttered into the sky. What a fairy." He shook his head. "It's a pity that it's in the hands of the Demon Lord. It should be abolished by now."

Meng Zhe frowned, and the hand stroking Dafu couldn't help but feel a little heavier, thinking, "The letter I sent two hours earlier, why don't you reply now, something really happened, right?"

Dafu was licking the fur on his body, but as soon as Meng Zhe moved, he cupped Meng Zhe's palm with his hand, rubbed his neck against Meng Zhe's little finger, and Wen Wen quietly meowed.

——I seem to have heard my name.

Meng Zhe ruthlessly stroked his hair.

Dafu's hair was about to explode from his strokes, he jumped away from him with a meow, took a look at this ghostly human, and sat aside to lick his fur.

The boss of the boat stretched out his second finger, "The second one is Bai Ling, one of the four witches who sat down by the demon king. He used to be a fairy of Yipin Pavilion, and his cultivation base was very terrifying, but somehow he also fell into the demon realm. "

Meng Zhe searched the short memory of the Demon Palace, but found no such person.

He made another comparison: "The first two are people from the realm of cultivating immortals, but the third one is not. Although his cultivation level is not high, he is a living Bodhisattva in Fanjiang who saves suffering. We all call him Master Yaoxian. The owner of the Valley of the Medicine Kings was rescued by him three years ago, and he founded the Valley of the Medicine Kings in gratitude for the life-saving grace of the Yaoxian."

He drew a piece of land for Meng Zhe, "Did you see that mountain? The place where Yaoxian lives in seclusion, as long as you find him, if you get sick, no matter if you have money or not, he will treat you."

Because of the backwardness of medical conditions and the lack of information in ancient times, it is very common for a doctor to have some skills, plus some anecdotes and anecdotes that are not there, to be revered as a fairy god.

Dafu licked his hair for a while, then ran back to Meng Zhe in small steps, and Meng Zhe took it back to his knees with his arms folded.

Regarding this illusory legend, although Meng Zhe didn't really believe it, he still cheered and said, "It sounds very powerful."

They chatted for a while, and the pier was close at hand.

Meng Zhe touched the storage ring on his hand to make sure that all the money was taken. He was about to jump down with the cat in his arms when he suddenly turned his head. At almost the same moment, flames burst into the sky from the joy boat that had just opened , Immediately after, there was a loud bang, and the air wave swept across the water, almost breaking the poles of the small boats.

In Meng Zhe's memory, he has never seen such a rapid and unexpected fire that almost engulfed the boat in flames. He frantically stuffed his cat into his collar and subconsciously shouted, "Fire!"

Chang Xiao was sleeping on his arm, but was caught off guard. Ever since he took the initiative to drill through the clothes once, Meng Zhe seemed to have unlocked a strange new use for the skirt. When he felt something was wrong, his first reaction was to stuff the cat. Chang Xiao obediently let him Sai, not only does not repel, but also likes it very much, as if the little clothes are like a protective cover, which can safely wrap him in, and nothing outside can hurt him.

It seems to have a stable little home.

However, this time, his hair blew up in a rare way, he tossed and pulled his head out from the skirt of his clothes, tilted his head and let out a befuddled mime.

The temperature in Fanjiang is slightly higher than that of Moyu, and Meng Zhe's clothes are also lighter. With such a little fabric, it is almost like sticking to his chest. Chang Xiao has never been so close to others, let alone the shell figure of Mozun. Very good, even with a middle coat, you can still feel the dimples in Mozun's chest.

——It's as tall as a mountain, and as secluded as a deep valley.

Chang Xiao's tail hair was about to explode, saying that he refused to stay in it.

Meng Zhe pushed his head back, "Don't make trouble, it's dangerous, I'm safe in my clothes."

However, this time the kitten was so fussy that he couldn't hold it down with one hand, so Meng Zhe could only allow him to come out. Chang Xiao meowed, jumped off Meng Zhe's body for the first time, and squatted on the ground without moving.

Meng Zhe was full of question marks.

The boss of the boat stood on the boat, watched Meng Zhe catching the cat with a smile, and said with a sway, "It's true, when recruiting students, they come here several times a year."

Before he finished speaking, Meng Zhe seemed to have sensed something. Looking to the southeast, he saw a middle-aged man in blue clothes floating out of the boat, holding a whisk. His face was so handsome, even more delicate than a woman , although she looks quite old, she is well maintained and has the elegance of a Confucian scholar all over her body.

I saw him pointing to the slight wind movement, the fire light dissipated in an instant, and even the carvings of the treasure ship were not damaged at all.

The man nodded towards the void, "Fairy Xuanji, I have already given you the last one, and it's been hard to get another orange, do you want to grab it too?"

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple, the disciples of the orange rank are only second to the once-in-a-century Chi rank class. Except for the Yipin Pavilion who can stand by and watch, the other sects are going to grab it.

After the man finished speaking, a Taoist nun dressed in green slowly appeared in the midair. She stood in the void, with no support on her feet, but she stood extremely stable, with her hands tied, and she also smiled and said, "Don't talk too much, Mr. Frost!" , There are never too many disciples like this, good seedlings, naturally they are first come, first served."

Youshuang sneered, "You might as well call that child out, let's confront each other face to face, and let him choose whether he wants me to be his master or you."

Meng Zhe understood, just like the good students in the modern college entrance examination, the Qingbei teacher, you will scramble to make phone calls to compete with each other, this is also a grand admissions event.

Fairy Xuanji is not afraid at all, "Of course he is willing to follow me. He is a man, if he doesn't come to learn from me, will he enter your Harmony Palace as a cauldron?"

Frost smiled but didn’t laugh, "What age is this and you still engage in sexism? Why can’t men enter my sex palace? Be a fashionista who is ahead of the times, with an extraordinary and refined state of mind, and mingle with female cultivators. What's wrong with a male cultivator who is all girlfriends in the world?"

Fairy Xuanji raised her brows upside down, "Naturally it's not good, a man must have masculinity, look at you, you can see that you are over-indulgent, I don't know how far the kidney qi has been lost, and what is the benefit?"

Frost still smiled and groaned, "You might as well come over and have a try, how far is my kidney/deficiency?"

Xuanji raised her sword and attacked, "You are courting death!"

Then they lifted off on the spot, and there was a fierce exchange in the void. Meng Zhe stood on the ground and looked around, only to see the palms coming and going. The strange thing is that they were obviously very fast, jumping in a moment. Crossing half of the Fanjiang River, in Meng Zhe's eyes, it seems to be 0.25 times faster, as slow as a child playing house, every move and style is clear.

"Wuxuan, Xuanji, Mingyi..."

The unheard-of astrology spit out from the mouth, but it seemed to penetrate into the bone marrow naturally, as natural as drinking water and eating.

Meng Zhe thought, "This development is wrong. If it's just physical memory, why do I have these things in my mind?" They're not that proficient."

However, after being stunned for less than a moment, Xuanji in the air had already hit Frost's arm with her elbow, causing Frost to fly upside down. Looking at the angle, she actually rushed straight at Meng Zhe.

Meng Zhe had already noticed the trajectory of the frost, but with this distance and speed, ordinary people should not be able to avoid it. In order to avoid being exposed, he wanted to jump back. He quickly bit Meng Zhe's pants with his mouth.

Fortunately, Jieshuang obviously sensed that there was someone behind him, so his whisk suddenly lengthened, and he changed direction on the boat, brushing against Meng Zhe's body, and was about to fly out.

Meng Zhe breathed a sigh of relief just now, before he could completely relax, the word 'grass' blurted out.

It turned out that there was a piece of jade pendant tied around Frost's waist. It happened to rub Meng Zhe's waist and hit it. Looking at the pattern, it happened to be the same style as the one fried by Yaowanggu today!

Meng Zhe "I@#%￥&*#"