After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a master

Ma Ma has called us since she was a child, if you have any problems, go to the police!

☆、Forcibly shake the pot

When Cang Shu returned home, he saw his roommate leaning against the wall opposite the shoe cabinet with a particularly temperament, and was startled: "Ah! Why are you here?"

Wang She took the breakfast in his hand: "I heard the sound of you opening the door."

"..." So I ran over to pose for a poss?

Cang Shu really wanted to put his hand on his roommate's forehead to see if he had a fever.

The taste of Chaos in this restaurant is very good. Cang Shu was very greedy when he first came to the imperial capital, but at that time his breakfast was basically steamed stuffed buns.

Wang She left after breakfast, took out the trash by the way, and told Cang Shu before going out, "I'll be back at noon, and I'll make lunch."

"Actually, I can learn it too. You still have to go to work, and I usually have nothing to do."

Wang She raised her eyebrows: "I love the kitchen." One sentence blocked all Cang Shu's words.

"..."

Cang Shu sent the person out the door rather speechlessly, then closed the door directly thinking about how to spend the day.

I don't know what happened to that woman. I have already called 110, so there should be no problem... right?

Thinking about the monsters in the imperial capital, dare to be so rampant?I really don't understand what those monsters who like to die are thinking in their minds, isn't it good to live among humans?

I want to go out and have fun, but I haven't been to a playground or something.But it seems a little empty to go by yourself, why don't you wait for your roommate to go on vacation and invite him to go together for a bit of fun.

Thinking about Cang Shu, he habitually returned to his original shape and moved into the small nest surrounded by the wall.When he came back to his senses, Little Claw couldn't help covering his face—if he continued to mess around without a sense of crisis, sooner or later his roommate would expose his identity as a demon!

Speaking of which, my roommate raised a snake, but I really haven't seen it in the past few days.Has it been kept in the bedroom?It's kind of pathetic if that's the case.

But it's pitiful, he won't speak good words for his natural enemy.At most, find an opportunity to go out for a walk by yourself, and then ask your roommate to take it out for a breath of air.

QAQ can't be any more!This is his biggest concession!

After rolling in the sand, Cang Shu climbed onto the building blocks to play for a while, and then gnawed on the wood to grind his teeth for a while.

Well, it's back to its original shape anyway, let's indulge for a while and have fun.

Cang Shu tried his best to jump up and hang on the rope with his fat little body, swinging and having fun.After playing for a while, the little paw couldn't hold it anymore, thinking that there was a pile of sand underneath anyway, so he just let go and fell down.

"Squeak!" Help!

The foothold was not chosen, and the small body collapsed on a small red ball placed on the sand, and then the ball moved!It rolled down!

Cang Shu immediately turned into a circus hamster, jumped up, stepped on the ball and rolled down together, and then hit the wall with a slap, making him dizzy.

Damn, I miscalculated!

Lying on the ground with his fluffy belly spread out, Cang Shu wanted to cover his eyes with his hand, but sadly found that he couldn't reach it...

One kind of sad reminder immediately replaced another kind of sad reminder, Cang Shu struggled to sit up, remembering that the running wheel courier he ordered hadn't arrived yet, so he put down the important task of "losing weight" for the time being.

Just as he was thinking about it, the phone on the coffee table rang.

Cang Shu ran over on his short legs, then jumped onto the coffee table with the help of the sofa, and pressed the call button.

"Hello, ×× Express, your express has arrived."

"Okay, you come up."

"Ok."

Then the phone was hung up with a snap.Cang Shu hurriedly changed back to human form, ran to the bathroom to check, and after confirming that there was nothing wrong with his human form, he heard the doorbell ring.

After signing for the courier, Cang Shu began to unpack the courier happily!

When it's your turn to run, you can use it as a "weight loss" device when you put on your underwear.The previous mug was a bit small, so this time he deliberately bought it one size larger.This time I bought a pure white one without any decorations, which was the same color as his fur, and he liked it very much.

There are also some snacks. I bought a lot of nuts and a big bag of original sunflower seeds, enough for him to eat for a while.

It took some time to install the running wheel, and then stored some food for the small nest. Cang Shu wiped the sweat from his forehead contentedly, then resolutely changed back to his original shape and rolled a few times in the sand.Step on the running wheel and start running slowly——

Wang She disliked the trouble of taking Wang Ye's car, and flew over by herself as soon as she got out of the elevator.

For short-distance flying, he can still do it.

The little girl at the front desk witnessed a big change, and almost got a heart attack!

She's just an ordinary person, okay?Can't this group of bosses understand the ordinary people who work here?

When he came to the office, the rest of the team hadn't arrived yet.Compared to dealing with those vampires who spread very fast last month, the job now can be said to be leisurely.

Sending a text message to Wang Ye saying that he had arrived, Wang She put the phone aside and turned on the computer to log on to the special confidential website to see if there were any rewarding tasks to be done in it——No way, there is no task assigned from above, so we can’t keep going Sitting in the office playing mahjong like a fool.

Looking at some A-level and B-level tasks, they are either too far away or troublesome to deal with.Sliding the mouse, Wang She suddenly stopped——

A-level tasks

capture unknown monster

Location: ××××××××××事

Event occurrence time: ×year×month×day×hour×minute

"Hiss~" Looking at the place and time, Wang She couldn't help but gasp.

Isn't this near their neighborhood?And this time, isn't it the time for the daughter-in-law to go out to buy breakfast! ?Is there a monster making trouble, or is it under his nose?

Wang She immediately became angry!

When the six team members walked into the office intermittently, seeing their boss's expression of wanting to eat a monster, they immediately stood in a row quietly like chickens.

Mistake!The boss actually arrived before them today!

Jin Sihou was pushed out as a sacrifice. He pushed his glasses and asked, "Boss, what happened? The higher-ups sent you a very difficult task?"

Wang She took a deep breath: "I have accepted a mission, and the location is very close to here."

Fuck!Are demons so bold now?Dare to make trouble here? ——This is the heartfelt voice of the six demons.

Without saying a word, the six demons followed their boss with a scary face and went out in a mighty way!You can't beat him to death!

Just looking at their boss's gloomy and terrifying face, I more or less lighted the wax in my heart for that monster who dared to break ground on Tai Sui's head.

Huang Shulang had a sharp nose, and after arriving at the crime scene in the morning, he followed the scent left by the demon and chased after him.

"It smells so good, it looks like a flower demon."

The number of plants absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon to become demons is much less than that of animals. After all, the intelligence of plants is not easy to develop. Unless there is some chance, it is difficult to cultivate into demons.

Wang She looked at the place, and then glanced in the direction of the community, her expression became even more terrifying - outside is the only way back to the community!The daughter-in-law is almost in danger!

When I found the flower demon, it was taking root in an open space outside an abandoned building. It was green and looked very energetic, but the red bud on the top was slightly blooming, which looked quite strange.

Hu Li sniffled, then covered his mouth and nose: "Pollen is poisonous!"

Huang Shulang had a good nose, and immediately felt a little dizzy.Sable supported him and led him back a long distance.

The pollen is floating in the air, and the tiny particles are invisible to the naked eye. Wang She looked at the bright red flower bud inside, narrowed his eyes dangerously, and jumped out with a little help!

Turn into its original form and pull out that flower bud with one tail!

A sharp scream sounded, and the vines below grew wildly, whipping wildly in the air!

Originally, after eating the woman from this morning, it would be able to cultivate a human form. Unexpectedly, the police came halfway, and it only had time to suck some blood before leaving its "prey" and running here... Damn it!Damn it!Its buds!

Wang She didn't care about these things, and just went over with a tail and directly uprooted the remaining part!

A complete crushing of strength.

The six demons, who were not of much use, took the initiative to take the next step, persuading their boss to find a cup of tea in an elegant environment, and almost gave up their boss.

A team's mission can be done by a monster, and if they don't do anything, it will be a bit redundant in this team.

Before noon, Wang She logged into the special confidential website with Jin Sihou's laptop, searched for cases in the vicinity, found none, then expanded the search area, and still nothing happened. For any special event, close the website and turn off the computer.

Yesterday's snake demon and today's flower demon are all restless, but today's incident is resolved so quickly, I believe that no monster will dare to come out to make trouble in the near future.Zombies usually appear in relatively remote places, and the targets are quite large, so he doesn't need to worry about this.

Well, since that's the case, let's clean up all the vampires around today, so that no one with eyesight will come out and jump around.

When Wang She was thinking about where to start to clean up, Cang Shu, who was as tired as a dead mouse after running on the running wheel for half an hour, was successfully thrown out by the running wheel.

When he fell on the sand, Cang Shu turned over, his limp belly lay motionless.

QAQ Losing weight is really not the life a hamster should live!

After getting up and diving headfirst into the newly bought mug, Cang Shu closed his eyes to rest with a look of lovelessness on his face, and fell asleep without knowing it.

It's so dark, it's so comfortable to sleep...

When Wang She came back at noon, he didn't see Cang Shu, but saw Cang Shu's mobile phone on the coffee table, pursed his lips, and decided to talk to him about bringing his mobile phone when he came back.

Cang Shu was woken up by the sound of cooking in the kitchen, and the moment he heard the sound, he shrank limply to the bottom of the mug—he was just too tired and squinted his eyes, and it was already noon?How can I change it back now?

When Wang She heard movement in the living room, she put down what she was doing and walked to the door: "Xiao Shu?"

No one should.

From the corner of his eyes, he saw Bai Tuanzi in the corner, and the sound just now should have been made by Bai Tuanzi.

"..." How sharp are the roommate's ears?Cang Shu sighed, and honestly huddled in the mug and pretended to be dead.

Wang She picked up the whole mug, then brought it into the kitchen, put it aside, and continued cooking by himself.

Smelling the bursts of fragrance from not far away, Cang Shu got up impatiently and picked the rim of his cup to watch his roommate cook.

Every time Wang She saw this little hamster, he wanted to crush it to death. It was too weak. In his original form, it would not be enough to squeeze the hamster between his teeth.But because the hamster was raised by his wife, he endured it and didn't move it.

The dishes were ready and the rice was cooked, Wang She took off his apron and took the dishes out with the little hamster.

For a moment, Cang Shu felt that he was a dish.

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Putting the mug filled with white dumplings on the table, Wang She had no intention of eating, so he sat down and stretched out his hand to tease the little hamster who was pawing at the mouth of the mug funny.

Cang Shu, who was rounded and flattened, said that he was really not happy at all, he wanted to eat!But his roommate pinched him, so how could he find a chance to change back into a human form?

"Your master has a really bad memory. He forgot his mobile phone and didn't know where to go to play. It's so dangerous outside. Something bad happened in this area this morning."

Cang Shu held Wang She's thumb with two small paws. Wang She thought it was fun, so he lifted the white dumpling and put it in his hand.

QAQ big villain!let me go!

Turning the white dumpling in his hand over and over a few times, Wang She checked the time and put the dead white dumpling back into the mug.

Cang Shu lay motionless in the mug, the little emotion that arose in his heart had already been chewed and swallowed by himself!

Wang She sighed, he had no appetite, the food on the table was getting cold, and no one came back, so he cleaned up the food on the table.

He left a note on the table, and put the mug and the white dumplings back in the little nest in the corner of the living room.

After the person left, after waiting for a while, Cang Shu crawled out of the mug and took human form.Walking to the dining table, I looked at the note left on the table - the dishes are in the refrigerator, remember to heat them up before eating.Also, remember to bring your mobile phone when you go out in the future.

"What, you obviously bullied me so much..." complained, but Cang Shu couldn't wait to open the refrigerator and take out the dishes, and brought them to the kitchen to heat up.When it came out, I was just about to move my chopsticks with a bowl of rice, but after thinking about it, I put it down and picked up my phone to send a message to someone.

——Well, the food is delicious, thank you.Okay, I will definitely remember to bring my mobile phone when I go out, or say hello to you before going out.You remember to eat.

After sending the message, he started to eat. He was starving to death!

When Wang She received the message, she smiled with satisfaction.

……

After dinner, when the table was cleared, Cang Shu saw the running wheel he bought, and immediately covered his face——after running for half an hour, he made up for it...

Changing back to its original shape, Cang Shu climbed onto the running wheel and wanted to throw some flesh off his body immediately, but his chubby belly didn't last ten laps before he was thrown out!

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The little paw pulled the phone to set the alarm clock at five o'clock, and he would transform back into a human form as soon as five o'clock came. Now he needs to go on the running wheel to relieve the pressure...

I didn't pay attention to these before, why has it become so strange recently?

Humming and jogging slowly on the running wheel, Cang Shu felt that he had become weird recently, actually caring about his body.In fact, no matter how much he envied his roommate's good figure, it would be impossible for him to practice like him in his whole life.

To be exact, these two days.Stimulated - roommate has eight pack abs, he's just a bunch of soft meat!One is hard when pinched, and the other is soft when pinched, it's a world of difference!

Throughout the afternoon, apart from going down to various places to play from time to time, he spent more time on the running wheel.Running, he glanced at the time, it was almost 04:30.

Just as he got off the running wheel and was about to transform into a human form, the gate opened.

Fuck!Roommate, don't you come back after five o'clock?It's about time!

Wang She came back early with a hand full of vegetables.

"Xiao Shu."

No one should.

Wang She frowned, he didn't see Cang Shu's cell phone on the coffee table, after putting away the dishes, he took out his cell phone and made a call.

Cang Shu was frightened by the sudden ringing of the bell at his feet and rolled twice on the sand. Wang She heard the sound and walked over, his face turned dark immediately, he took a deep breath and cut off the phone, bent down to pick up someone Putting the mobile phone in the hamster's nest, he entered the bedroom with a calm face.

The door slammed shut, Cang Shu swallowed his saliva——the face of his roommate is really scary...

He ran to the door, turned back into a human form and deliberately made a noise, and as expected, he heard the door open.

Cang Shu's heart suddenly rose to his throat, and he even thought of such a clumsy excuse that he just ran around upstairs to exercise.

"Haha, I'm back."

However, what greeted him was not his handsome roommate, but a big black snake!

The kind of big snake with a body as thick as the thigh of a fat man of two hundred catties!Cang Shu fainted immediately!

It grows so big, I have never seen such a big snake! ! !