Is the director bent today?

【As many cups are empty, so many hearts are empty——Jiang Xiaobai】

Sure enough, the fat man pinched his chin with his right hand, supported his right arm with his left hand, squinted his eyes, and looked back and forth at everyone's faces.

It doesn't look like a good fart at first glance.

Gao Xiaotian reminded him: "There are children here, don't go too far."

The fat man fixed his eyes on Gao Xiaotian's face, raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Okay, it's definitely not banned. So, just blow into your ears for ten seconds."

He could come up with a bad idea, Gao Xiaotian got goosebumps when he heard it, he was afraid of blowing his ears, but he shouldn't be so unlucky, right?

"What number and what number?"

The fat man thought for a while and said, "The 8th blows the 11th."

Everyone nervously turned over their own cards, and Chi Luyang said, "I am number 8."

To be blown away by the designer of the pool, everyone thinks this is not a punishment, it is a proper welfare!

However, no one claimed No. 11 for a long time.

"Who is No. 11? Turn over all the cards and let me have a look." The fat man stared at Gao Xiaotian sharply, and asked, "What card do you have?"

Gao Xiaotian thought sadly, what was he really afraid of?He would rather be tied up as the dummy at the door than be blown away by Chi Luyang.

At this time, he couldn't admit his cowardice, so he threw the card on the table, No. 11.

Chi Luyang looked up at Gao Xiaotian, and immediately lowered his head again.

"Yo!" Fatty came to his senses, his eyes were brighter than spotlights, "Chi Design and Mr. Xiao Tian, ​​everyone applaud!"

"Oh—" Everyone was booing, and now there is a good show.

The melon-eaters, who watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal, accurately grasped the essence of the word "fueling the flames", and the voice of "Xiao Tianzong" can be heard endlessly.

Gao Xiaotian felt that his old face was unusually hot.Why is it so small?

Chi Luyang was pushed to Gao Xiaotian's side, with a smile on his face, his amber eyes shining brightly against the light.Contrary to the smiles of the people around him, Chi Luyang's serious smile was simply out of tune with the atmosphere of KTV.

He sat down beside Gao Xiaotian, the strange leather smell separated them from the people around them, Chi Luyang said softly: "Director Gao, I offended you." His tone was extremely soft.

Gao Xiaotian felt that his skin was getting hotter, and he only wanted to die early and be reborn early.

He put on the expression of a martyr, with his chin raised high and his eyelids covering most of his vision.

"Stop dawdling, hurry up."

Chi Luyang could feel Gao Xiaotian's whole body's muscles were tense, the veins on his neck were bursting, and every hair was exerting force.He held his breath, slowly approached Gao Xiaotian's left ear, took a deep breath, and gently blew towards Gao Xiaotian's auricle.

The warm breath sprayed on the ears, mixed with the sweetness of the drink, it was hot and itchy.

In the first second, Gao Xiaotian was still relying on the "golden bell-covered iron shirt" that he had obsessed with.

In the second second, Gao Xiaotian was defeated.

It was a constant tingling feeling, and Gao Xiaotian's upright posture and zombie-like expression instantly collapsed, and he shrank his shoulders uncontrollably, and fell to the sofa on the right.

The fat man said, "You can't stop. If you stop, the time will be recalculated."

Chi Luyang had no choice but to lean against his crooked direction and continue blowing.

Gao Xiaotian slumped on the sofa, feeling as if someone was holding a fluffy cat's tail and rubbing it against his ears. For a person with extremely sensitive ears, it was comparable to the ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty.

He instinctively wanted to cover his ears with his left hand, but was clamped by Chi Luyang, unable to move.The melon-eating crowd screamed excitedly, and some people took the lead to count the seconds, and one second could be counted into five seconds.Gao Xiaotian's seconds felt like years, from head to toe he turned into a pair of strings that had just been plucked, trembling unceasingly.

I don't know if it's itching to laugh, or to cry because of the pain, Gao Xiaotian's expression is very indescribable, his ears are already so red that they are about to bleed.

Chi Luyang's mood is also very indescribable, he is afraid of offending Gao Xiaotian, and the plastic friendship that the two of them had managed to eat is over.

Chi Luyang decided that enough is enough, and by covering up the surrounding booing, he whispered in Gao Xiaotian's ear: "You are so sensitive", and then took the initiative to stop the "crime".

The domineering director who had been brutally ravaged was turned into a puddle of mud on the sofa at this moment, and he didn't even have the strength to curse.

Gao Xiaotian thought that it would not be a gentleman not to take revenge, but he still had to hold on to the current situation.

He allowed himself to catch his breath, sat up unhurriedly, the blush on his face hadn't faded: "Do you think it's worth the fare?"

Everyone nodded.

"Eat mine, drink mine, play with me, will I still pay for today's order?"

Everyone was flustered, they could have ordered all the expensive drinks.

"Let me pay the bill." Chi Luyang knew that his ears were ticklish, and he felt sorry for playing too high today, so he took the initiative to pass a step, "I'm grateful for everyone's care these days, just take it as my thank you."

Gao Xiaotian gave him a blank look: "You are so beautiful! Let's just talk about your business. Let's finish the game first. Don't blame me for being merciless."

When the boss speaks, no one dares not to play, regardless of whether he is the king or not, he has the final say on the punishment, the hooligans move one after another, and the integrity of the children is shattered.

After completing the task of retaliation, Gao Xiaotian went out to release the water contentedly, and happened to meet Chi Luyang outside the bathroom.

The designer seemed ashamed and asked, "Do I have to make another meal of pepper fish?"

This is a code that only the two of them understand, and Chi Luyang is actually showing weakness!

It's too cheap for him to just cook a meal, right?Gao Xiaotian just wanted to go back, but found a familiar figure leaning against the door of the women's bathroom opposite. Although he was wearing heavy makeup, he still recognized Song Xiaoxiao from under the palette-like mask.

Song Xiaoxiao seemed to have drunk too much, and kept slipping down the wall.Gao Xiaotian pushed away Chi Luyang who was standing in front of him, and went to check on his old classmate who was unconscious.

He patted Song Xiaoxiao's face lightly. At this time, Song Xiaoxiao was a little embarrassed, her makeup was as messy as if she had been trampled on. She struggled to find the focus of her gaze, and finally recognized the person in front of her. people.

"Why is it you?" He breathed out alcohol as soon as he opened his mouth.

Gao Xiaotian frowned, and asked: "How much did you drink? Who did you come with? I'll take you back." After saying that, he reached out to help her up.

Song Xiaoxiao pushed him away: "Leave me alone, do you think this is a university? The two of us broke up a long time ago, you can't control me!"

Gao Xiaotian knew that Chi Luyang was still standing next to him, and he didn't want to reveal his love history in public: "You drank too much, this is the bathroom door, I just send you back, get up quickly."

People who drink too much can't hear this sentence the most.

Song Xiaoxiao seemed to be irritated all of a sudden: "I didn't drink too much, I'm very sober! Don't, don't pretend to be a good person here!" She pointed at Gao Xiaotian's nose, and said with a half-smile, "Do you want to talk to me? Reunited? Isn’t it? Isn’t it? Hahaha... Please beg me, maybe I will agree if you beg me.”

Gao Xiaotian didn't want her to continue going crazy, so he dragged her up from the ground and sent her home first.

Unexpectedly, Song Xiaoxiao had completely lost control and didn't cooperate at all, picked up the chain bag on the ground and threw it on Gao Xiaotian's head.Gao Xiaotian instinctively raised his arm to block it, but his head was not hit, but his arm was covered with rivets. Song Xiaoxiao wrapped those rivets, and the cross decoration made several big cuts, and blood gushed out instantly.

Song Xiaoxiao yelled while beating: "Someone is molesting, catch the gangster!"

Gao Xiaotian: "..."

Chi Luyang had been watching from the sidelines, wondering what was going on with these two people, but when he saw blood, he could no longer be a quiet wallflower, so he hurried to the sink to get a few paper towels to help Gao Xiaotian stopped the bleeding.

At this time, a group of female friends of Song Xiaoxiao arrived just in time, and when Song Xiaoxiao said there were hooligans, they stopped Gao Xiaotian and the two of them from leaving.The crowd made a lot of noise and successfully attracted the waiter's attention, and they were all brought into the KTV's security room.

The victim of the incident was relaxed. As soon as he arrived in the security room, he fell asleep on the sofa and couldn't wake up no matter what.Gao Xiaotian didn't know any of these girls, and they all believed that Gao Xiaotian was a hooligan with red lips and white teeth.

In the end, after checking the surveillance video and Chi Luyang's testimony, Gao Xiaotian was let go.

The song must not be sung again.

Gao Xiaotian was afraid that this appearance would scare everyone, so he called the fat man outside and asked him to take care of him, then went to the front desk to pay the bill, and was going to call the driver to go home.

"Stop barking, I didn't drink." Chi Luyang said involuntarily, took the car keys, and accompanied Gao Xiaotian to the stairwell.

The car turned around a few times and drove out of the underground garage.

Chi Luyang said: "Go to the hospital, your wound has been bleeding."

Gao Xiaotian pressed his left arm with a thick stack of paper towels, he lifted up a little to see, fine blood seeped out from those strange-shaped wounds again.

"Need not."

Chi Luyang took a look at Gao Xiaotian from the mirror, and the rear car lights cut a bright light in his eyes like a sharp sword, and he kicked the accelerator and drove straight to the nearest hospital.

Gao Xiaotian was so preoccupied that he didn't notice that this was not the direction to go home, until the car turned into the gate of the hospital, Gao Xiaotian frowned and asked, "Didn't you say you don't want to come to the hospital?"

Chi Luyang parked the car, and his face, which was always breezy, became a poker card. He looked at the emergency building opposite, and said coldly: "You are not responsible for yourself, others should be like you Are you not responsible?"

After speaking, he turned his head, with an anger Gao Xiaotian had never seen in his eyes.With a cold expression and volcanic eyes, Gao Xiaotian felt that he couldn't take it anymore, so he got out of the car silently.

The emergency doctor is a young man, but he is obviously not surprised by this kind of injury: "Hey, your wound looks quite individual? How did you get it?"

Gao Xiaotian opened his mouth and said, "I am brave enough to see what is just, and I was accidentally injured by an enthusiastic lesbian with a bag!"

Chi Luyang watched Gao Xiaotian's pretentiousness quietly, and had a new understanding of this man's kung fu of running trains with his mouth full.

The little doctor quarreled while disinfecting with iodophor: "Can the bag accidentally injure you? Look at the wound, it must be a bag, right?"

"Now, this girl, there are so many bits and pieces on that bag. If this hits my face, I will really be disfigured."

The little doctor was quite gossip: "Why?"

"A scumbag, drunk too much in KTV, met his ex-girlfriend, and played hooligans in public, a man should take care of everything he sees, right?"

"You have to protect yourself when you are brave enough to do justice. There are not many people with a sense of justice like you now."

Chi Luyang couldn't listen anymore, and asked the doctor, "He was scratched by metal, he will have a tetanus soon?"

"Well, the wound in the middle of you needs two stitches, and after the stitches are done, go to the nurse for an injection."

For no reason, just like this, I received three injections.

After treating the wound, the two returned to Gao Xiaotian's home. As soon as Chi Luyang entered the house, he asked Gao Xiaotian to wash his hands first, and told the doctor not to soak in water, not to exercise vigorously, to change the dressing in three days, and to remove the stitches in seven days. Comparable to Tang Monk chanting scriptures.

Gao Xiaotian said impatiently: "Understood, Master!"

Chi Luyang didn't have the same knowledge as him, and asked, "Are you hungry? Let me get you something to eat? I didn't eat at night."

Gao Xiaotian was surprised at his carefulness, he really felt a little hungry after saying that.

"It seems a bit. I'll just make instant noodles myself." It was so late, and he was too embarrassed to trouble Chi Luyang to get angry.

Although Chef Chi doesn't have a Michelin star, he won't allow others to eat instant noodles in front of him. This is an insult to his culinary skills.He went directly to open the refrigerator door and asked, "Do you always have longxu noodles?"

"Have."

"Any eggs and tomatoes?"

"There are eggs but no tomatoes."

He took out two eggs, brought a tomato from his home, and started making noodles.

He fried the chopped tomatoes in the pan, boiled the water, put the noodles, sprinkled with salt, and when the noodles were almost cooked, he cracked a poached egg into it, and then beat another egg into egg liquid, before the noodles came out of the pan Drizzle in finely.

A bowl of fragrant tomato and egg noodles is ready.

Chi Luyang brought the bowl to Gao Xiaotian, and said, "How about I feed you, your hands are not convenient."

Gao Xiaotian looked at him: "It was my left hand that got hurt, not your head, right?"

Chi Luyang was actually teasing him on purpose, so he stopped being sullen now, and raised his chin with a smile: "Eat, be careful of burning."

Gao Xiaotian picked up the chopsticks, picked up a chopstick of noodles, blew on it, and sucked it into his mouth with a "chiliu".Each noodle is accompanied by a rich tomato egg drop soup with just the right amount of acidity.Thinking about the wonderful noodles he has eaten in the past 30 years, Gao Xiaotian has to admit that this is the best noodle he has ever eaten in his life.

He sighed while eating, and Chi Luyang handed over a spoon: "Eggs are runny."

Gao Xiaotian took a bite of the poached egg, golden egg liquid flowed out, half of the egg yolk had just solidified, and the other half was still liquid.

"How are the eggs cooked?"

"It doesn't matter if it depends on the time or the heat." Chi Luyang added, "You can't make it well even if you know it. You also need to consider whether the egg is on the top or bottom, and how long it will be eaten after it is cooked."

Gao Xiaotian didn't care about the crushing of his cooking skills, and he was even less interested in hearing that boiling an egg was so troublesome.

He has very low requirements for food, and he can turn the chair if the taste is normal. For a cook like Chi Luyang, he can eat as many meals as he can, and he earns money if he eats it.

He pretended to be polite: "Aren't you going to eat?"

"If I want to eat, I don't just cook a bowl."

The chef is tired of the dishes he cooks, right?Gao Xiaotian continued to bury his head in eating the noodles, but he heard the voice from the other side ask: "Is there nothing you want to say?"

The author has something to say:

Blowing ears can also be locked, convinced, changed.Can't say where to watch the full version.