Is the director bent today?

[I didn't like you the first time we met, but who knew you would be even less pleasing to the eye after seeing you——a cage of little missing things]

It's really a narrow road for enemies!

Gao Xiaotian squinted his eyes, the 3D erotic drama that the braided man performed in front of his house yesterday is vivid in his memory, he will never admit his mistake!

While tapping the steering wheel with his index finger, he looked at the back of the man with braids.

Today, the man with pigtails is wearing a blue and white shirt with vertical stripes. His shoulders are very flat, and his two straight long legs are wrapped in white slacks in style. It was bulging, and a primary-color leather backpack was carried loosely on its shoulders.

The braided man looked down at his phone, completely oblivious to the murderous eyes in the car.

Gao Xiaotian squeezed out two words between his teeth: "Sao Bao!", depressed, kicked the accelerator, and drove towards B3.

At ten o'clock in the morning, Qiyang Communication Office.

Gao Xiaotian was like a polished commander, standing alone among the empty workstations, he didn't see a single person.The office area was as quiet as the scene of a ghost movie, and even the air pressure around Gao Xiaotian's body dropped to the point where a typhoon could blow, and the mess on the desktop could be torn to pieces by turning around.

With a dark face, he bowed his head and sent a message in the department's wechat group: Where is the person?

The people in the group responded very quickly.

Tina: Boss, there's a traffic jam, we'll be there soon, Boss, have you eaten yet, bring us some food! M remembers breakfast.

What kind of logic is this? After asking others if they have eaten, shouldn't they take the initiative to bring food for others?

Jiajia: Waiting for the elevator, I want French style biscuits, thank you boss!

Won't you stick to a merchant?

Xiao Hei: French style biscuits +1

You guys are used to it!

Sister Dan: 711 milk and meat floss bread, thank you boss!

A third merchant appeared.

Fat Man: Can I bring a pancake?Add sausage, meat and eggs, and I will give you a red envelope!

Add your sister, a group of little bastards who kick their noses and face their faces!

Gao Xiaotian didn't understand, why he took a department director as a department.If you are friendly with them, they will call you brothers and sisters; if you joke with them, they will dare to insult you with pornographic jokes!

Aren't you used to it?

Gao Xiaotian decided that after buying this breakfast, he must regain his majesty as the director!

In the CBD under the sun, there are many high-rise buildings and huge glass curtain walls everywhere, which reflect the dazzling sunlight 360 degrees, making people afraid to look directly at it.All kinds of elite white-collar workers, in suits and leather shoes, seem to be wearing an invulnerable armor, shuttling back and forth in the fleeting light.

Men are gentlemen, women are exquisite, no matter how they dress up, they are meticulous and professional.

Everyone is indifferent and hurried, pale makeup conceals the dark circles under the eyes caused by hard work overtime, and Zumalong's perfume destroys the man's night play.Everyone tries to present themselves as someone else, as if they are the same kind.

This is a world ruled by the "Bone Demon". Wherever there is a "Bone Demon", monkey grandchildren are also indispensable.

Under the sparse shade of the trees, Gao Xiaotian strode past in his three-piece work suit - T-shirt, jeans and sneakers. To some extent, he himself is as different as their bathroom.What's more, he was carrying a bunch of gaudy breakfast bags in his hand.

Gao Xiaotian's height is over 180 centimeters, and the jeans wrap a good-looking buttocks and strong thighs. On the wheat-colored arms, the cyan blood vessels protrude from root to finger, extending to the base of the fingers.

His hair was not long, blown by the wind, it stuck to his head as if he had just woken up, and he was inexplicably happy, which simply didn't fit in with his cold expression.

A cold expression should match the poker face of a model, and Gao Xiaotian has a model face.His facial features are distinct, his outline is three-dimensional, and he doesn't like to smile very much. His brows are often wrinkled together, which makes people think that he is too hostile and wants to retreat.

Occasionally, when he looked down at his phone, he would suddenly raise the corners of his mouth and reveal a rare smile. At this time, a dimple of moderate depth and shallowness would appear on the left side of his face, which discordantly destroyed the original coldness and toughness. , looks completely different from other handsome guys.

Relying on his own aura and figure, Gao Xiaotian didn't feel guilty about all the eyes cast around him, and stepped into the stairwell with a breeze on his feet.

When he walked into the office area again, his family's five foodies had already arrived.

Food No. [-] Tina: A post-[-]s beauty who loves flaming red lips. Her makeup skills are comparable to plastic surgery. She devotes herself to painting herself as a royal sister in different styles every day, and often confuses straight men.Nothing can delay her from buying lipstick and going out.I don't know what time I played last night, and now I am racing against time to touch up my makeup at the workstation.Gao Xiaotian's account manager.

Foodie No. [-] Jiajia: She is also a beauty born in the [-]s. She is taking the completely opposite route to Tina. She is in a relationship. She is either reconciling with her boyfriend or breaking up. After tossing around for a long time, she didn’t see him change. account Manager.

Foodie No. [-] Sister Dan: An intellectual beauty, a hot mom with a cute baby at home, taking care of her baby at work.Senior Account Manager.

Foodie No. [-] Xiaohei: An otaku who just graduated, with an assistant who mainly does chores for account managers like Tina, Danjie and Jiajia.Known as the cold king.

Foodie No. [-] Fatty: A really fat guy who weighs over two hundred pounds, loves hip-hop style, and is often mistaken for a black and astringent club.It was their planner and copywriter. Others said that he was able to do more work, but Gao Xiaotian felt that he was at most a waste utilization.It is Gao Xiaotian who smokes and eats together and cheats on each other.

The useless fat man kicked his feet, sat on the chair and slid to Xiao Hei's side, and made a semicircle with his hands on his chest: "A new girl from the company next door is so big, really, I guess F, let's bet. "

Xiao Hei looked confused: "What F? F1 car?"

Fatty is very helpless: "Chest! Really, the boss has seen it before, if you don't believe me, ask the boss." He blinked lewdly, and when he looked up, he met Gao Xiaotian's cold eyes, and quickly laughed: "Hey, you When you come up, you don’t say a word!”

Looking at the pile of breakfasts in Gao Xiaotian's hand, the fat man was very stupid: "Oh, you still buy so many breakfasts, Xiaotian always cares for us so much! I really don't need to do this in the future!"

Gao Xiaotian: As if I am happy!

The fat man took the breakfast and distributed it to a group of hungry ghosts.

Gao Xiaotian leaned on a workstation, folded his arms around his chest, and said with a cold face: "First, don't take Xiao Hei into the ditch anymore, you are still young. Second, for the last time today, let's It's time for work, and if anyone is late again in the future, he will buy breakfast for everyone, do you have any objections?"

If you have an opinion, you dare not say it. What about the third one?

"Third, the regular meeting starts at 10:30, and you don't seem to have much time to eat! Those who are late will be deducted from this month's KPI."

Everyone is silent, KPI is the bonus.

The fat man was holding the pancake fruit in place, and he hadn't tasted the taste yet. Gao Xiaotian lowered his head and took a bite, then swaggered back to his office.

A group of hungry people couldn't recover for a long time, Gao Xiaotian knocked on his watch with the floor-to-ceiling glass again, indicating that they were running out of time, and it was already a show of mercy, and several people started gobbling it up.

Someone opened the notebook and quietly covered his face, his dimples were full of uncontrollable gloating.

The five people muttered while eating outside, what happened to their boss, did they take gunpowder early in the morning?

After analyzing and analyzing, the fat man finally came to the conclusion that someone must have had a bad weekend dating, and the power that had nowhere to be released was ignited belatedly.

No one wanted to be troubled by money, and no one was late for the regular meeting at 10:30.

Gao Xiaotian had no place to put his long legs, so he simply put them on the table, and said, "Let's talk, everyone's business at hand starts with the fat man."

The fat man quickly chewed the pancakes in his mouth: "I have finished the copywriting of the previous clients, and they are all designing the drawings. I really, really, really will never change them again. If I give them They changed it, and my surname was written backwards."

"Lu Dongliang!" Tina mercilessly exposed his lie, "Don't you even know your surname? Even if you write your surname backwards, you still read it as Lu! Tch!"

Gao Xiaotian nodded: "Why don't you just change it to my surname, it's worth saying it, you see, it's quite simple, just wear a hat and a skirt and you're done."

The fat man had a troubled expression on his face: "It's better to say goodbye."

Gao Xiaotian stopped teasing him, and said: "They want to change again, I will beat them for you, go ahead."

Holding meetings while talking nonsense is the normal state of Gao Xiaotian's department.

You can't make money with nonsense, and you have to talk about serious things.Sister Dan has a new customer of a food delivery platform APP. They want to redo the slogan and copywriting of the product, and they have to arrange another brainstorming meeting to discuss it.

After talking about some miscellaneous things, it was Xiao Hei's turn. Xiao Hei had no experience and was a little timid: "I, I am still changing the previous plan. The customer said that the previous plan was not topical enough."

An old fritter like Gao Xiaotian can't tolerate being led by the nose by customers. He hates iron and steel, and taught him a lesson: "What do customers know, as long as you think it's good, do you have a backbone? Client persuasion?"

The fat man chuckled: "Xiao Tian, ​​Xiao Hei is still a child, you should entrust me with such an important task as the 'pajamas' customer, I am always ready to dedicate myself to my work!"

Tina rolled her eyes with a look of disgust.

Sister Dan said helplessly: "Fatty, what are you thinking about early in the morning? Can you still have a good meeting?"

The fat man became more and more shameless: "That's right, this kind of arduous task is usually blocked by our handsome and unrestrained Yushu Linfeng, who sees sleeping people and ghosts. It's not my fat man's turn."

Gao Xiaotian: "..." What is this mess?

As if hearing the majesty of the director who had just been pieced together, "crash" shattered to the ground again.

He was about to clean up the fat man who didn't know what to do, when the door of the meeting room was pushed open, and Pan Yunxuan, the company's big boss, walked in and asked, "Are you guys having a meeting?"

Gao Xiaotian hurriedly withdrew his long legs from the table, stood up and walked to Pan Yunxuan's side and said, "No, just finished, what's the matter with you, Uncle Pan?"

Pan Yunxuan is in his 40s and almost [-], and his facial skin is well maintained. Some people believe that he is less than [-] years old. He wears a pair of wide-rimmed glasses all the year round, and his clothes are always brand-name casual suits with various bow ties. He doesn't look like a businessman at all, but looks like a gentle university professor.

If it weren't for his well-known minority sexual orientation, I don't know how many big girls and daughter-in-laws in the company would have lined up to put stickers on him.

Pan Yunxuan looked Gao Xiaotian up and down: "Tell me about you, at least you are a director, can you pay attention to your attire, the people under you are all better dressed than you, I don't know how bad our company is! "

The company system has a dress code, but in Gao Xiaotian this is basically a piece of paper.Even code farmers with a monthly income of [-] yuan wear Uniqlo. They are public relations dogs whose income is just above the average line.

He is a result-oriented person, and it is the last word to win customers. If he can't win customers, even if he wears them for the whole fashion week, it will be useless.

Gao Xiaotian said: "Uncle Pan, I don't need to 'meet guests' today, why should I dress so formally? When the body is relaxed, the mind can run freely. This is the same reason that people with messy tables are more creative." Just come, "Besides, I am so beautiful every day, isn't it affecting the work efficiency of the company's female colleagues? Even if it doesn't affect the work efficiency of the female colleagues, it is not good to affect your image ranking among all employees!"

The fat man thought to himself, with your black face, whatever you wear can improve your work efficiency.

He and Xiao Hei held back their seats and did not dare to laugh out loud, Fatty was trembling. Tina pursed her red lips and exchanged a wink with Jia Jia, maybe their company's faults are hereditary!

Pan Yunxuan pointed at Gao Xiaotian with his index finger: "Okay, I'll just treat you as flattery. Seriously, I'm here to introduce you to someone, the company's new designer and art director." As he spoke, he opened the door and greeted the outside. He beckoned, "Xiaochi, come here."

As soon as the words fell, a head with pigtails flashed in from the door: "Hello everyone, I am the new designer Chi Luyang, please take care of me!"

The author has something to say:

Chi Luyang: Hello everyone, I'm Gong, please don't judge someone by their appearance, only marry by their appearance.