[Comprehensive] Eat dog food

A person who is as energetic as Suzaku can't hold on after going through such a series of things.

Lu Luxiu squinted his eyes to feel the wonderful taste of the water flowing over his body, but it stopped in the next second, and he looked at the owner whose hand was already hanging beside the bathtub with some dissatisfaction.

"Suzaku?" he called softly.

When there was no response, Lelouch put his finger under Suzaku's nose, breathing steadily and still alive.

Lelouch felt relieved immediately, and stepped on the water with his feet more cheerfully, feeling that Suzaku lying on the side of the bathtub was in the way.

With a slight push of his hand, Suzaku slipped and fell to the floor, and even then Suzaku did not wake up.

Lelouch was almost amazed, how tired this person must be, he didn't wake up at this time?

Lelouch didn't care about him either. He disliked the wet T-shirt that was sticking to his body and was very uncomfortable. He pulled the hem of the clothes hard with his hands, and the clothes were smashed into pieces. Lelouch threw them on the ground and fell into pieces. Beside Suzaku.

Startled by the movement, Suzaku moved a bit, and Lelouch immediately froze, but Suzaku just turned over and hugged the scrapped T-shirt in his arms, and fell asleep.

Lelouch looked at Suzaku's movements in admiration. What's the difference between this person falling asleep and dead?

He stretched, leaned half out of the bathtub, poked Suzaku's cheek with his fingers, then tugged at his eyelashes, and exclaimed, "It turned out to be real eyelashes, is this person a mascara?"

[Don't move around, what if he wakes up? ] A young boy's voice said in Lelouch's mind.

"Just wake up, I'm just a simple boy saved by him, what else can he do to me?"

【...He can also hand you over to the country! 】

"Bai Lai, can you say something nice? Does he look like he can bear to hand me over? You see, he is so tired that he still wants to serve me in the bath."

【That's why you act like you can't do anything. 】Bai Lai complained silently, and couldn't help shedding tears of sadness for herself.

He was just being lazy and changed his body with the system. Why did the current situation happen? Why did he appear in the mind of the task character as a system? What about his system? !It wouldn't be an exchange of identities, and the system would replace him and return to the real world, right? !

Bai Lai almost wanted to be reborn and beat that lazy self to death!

You said when is not good for you to be lazy, why do you choose to be lazy when the task is over!

It's all right now, let's not go back!

It can only survive in other people's minds without an entity!

Bai Lai can still clearly remember the way he woke up in Lelouch's mind. What Lelouch saw was what he saw, but it was limited to this. He could do nothing but talk to Lelouch .

***

【Youth chosen by God. ] Bai Lai tried his best to make his voice grand and full of mystery.

"Who are you?!" Lelouch, who was still catching the electric eel's tail in the deep sea, stopped and asked.

[I am the 'Do you want to conquer the world' system, which can realize your wishes. 】

"Wish fulfilled? My wish is to be able to find my human being, and it won't turn me into a bubble."

Stop making trouble, Lu Dian!Bai Lai roared in his heart, who doesn't know that you are a second-year-old sister-in-law who wants to conquer the world for her sister!What the hell to have such a fairytale dream!

Have you watched too much The Little Mermaid? !

[Don't you want to conquer the world? ] Bai Lai felt that he could still struggle.

"I don't want to." Lelouch said decisively, and flicked his tail unhappily.

When the beautiful fish tail flashed in front of his eyes, Bai Lai felt that he must be dreaming... Wasn't the scene of catching electric eels just playing some kind of game?He said how could Lu Dian be so leisurely as to catch fish.

Is this really in the sea? !

Ahhh why did Lelouch turn into a mermaid!I must have opened my eyes the wrong way!

Ahhhhh, come out of the system, I want to talk to you about life!Give me back the king, give me back Lu Dian, and change my tail back quickly!

As Bai Lai, who has read countless small x novels, he clearly remembers the mermaid setting... Could it be that he has time-traveled into a fanfiction?

Bai Lai felt that he had found the truth, no wonder he felt that the previous few worlds were weird... Could it be all fanfiction?

Then will there be an abo next, what's the matter with the sudden excitement?

Bai Lai forced himself to calm down from the fantasy, and asked: [But don't you want to find the human being that only belongs to you? 】

"Yes." Lelouch swam loosely in the sea, and those colorful fish lined up behind him, like dedicated private soldiers.

Of course, Bai Lai couldn't see them, so he racked his brains to persuade, [But how can you find your human being if you don't go ashore? 】

"However, the humans of the Little Mermaid fell from the sea. The queen said that if the mermaid wants to get humans, they can only wait in the sea, waiting for the humans to fall."

Well, Bai Lai couldn't help but mutter in his heart, the ancients used to wait for rabbits, but you have to wait for others.

[You never thought that if a human being falls into the sea, he will die. 】

"Oh." Lelouch replied nonchalantly.

【will die! 】 Bai Lai repeated with a heavier voice.

"I heard, are you really a system? Why do you feel a little retarded to the fish?" Lelouch's mocking voice sounded.

Bai Lai has no temper, after all Lu Dian ridiculed his IQ, why is he still a little happy?He's not a fan, definitely not.

【You want a human being who belongs to you, but a dead human will disappear soon, disappearing into the sea water. 】

Hearing this, Lelouch finally reacted, "Well, it's a bit difficult to disappear."

【Yeah yeah. 】Bai Lai earnestly said that he felt like a kidnapper.

"Then what do you say, aren't you the 'do you want to conquer the world' system? Do I have to conquer the world to get my human beings?"

【……uncertain. ] Bai Lai was vague. After all, he was bragging about the system of conquering the world. He originally thought that the name of this system would make Lelouch interested. Who knew that Lelouch was not interested at all. So, if you know that Lelouch likes the story of The Little Mermaid, he might as well name it as 'a man who fell from the sky'.

"Well, you don't look like a system that can conquer the world." Lelouch said as he swam into the deep sea. He accidentally swam too close to the shore while talking with the system. He jumped into the sea like a dumpling, but he couldn't catch it.

But then he was covered by a fishing net, 【Hey, run. 】Bai Lai couldn't help exclaiming, although he got the system's news about this world, he didn't have the system's functions, including dominating the host's body in an emergency.

Lelouch heard his words, but he didn't struggle anxiously. Instead, he relaxed his body, frowned and said, "Your voice in my head should be quieter."

【OK. ] Boss.

"Don't you see how strong this fishing net is, what if it hurts my fish scales?"

[…] Bai Lai said, you are right, I have no way to refute it.

But this also achieved the purpose of getting Lelouch ashore in another way.

Bai Lai knew that the other target person was on land, and only when Lelouch got ashore with the two quest characters would he have the chance to meet, otherwise, like Lelouch did before, when would Suzaku fall into the sea?

Alas... Worrying, it's really sad not to have a system.

From then on, Bailey began to live in a camouflage system.

In the laboratory, 【Dear host, do you feel pain?The system can chat with you to relax~]

"No." Lelouch wagged his tail, indicating that the electric shock was not as powerful as that of an electric eel, but only as strong as a massage.

Bai Lai felt tired, and told Lelouch about the connection between humans and mermaids. Lelouch said, "Well, I did it."

ah? !Bai Lai was stunned, and begged the boss to say more.

It turns out that you have been preparing to conquer the world a long time ago, even if you become a fish, it can't hinder your steps.

You are really admirable to me. Bai Lai feels that he who is addicted to love is like a salted fish lying in a puddle that is about to dry up.

Later, Bai Lai somehow heard some secrets about this matter from Lelouch's mouth.

The body of the mermaid that was discovered at the beginning was released by Lelouch.

As humans have discovered, there is almost no aging phenomenon in mermaid cells. In other words, mermaids have achieved real longevity, but mermaids are not immune to death.

Bai Lai learned from Luluxiu that there are many creatures coveting the mermaid's body in the deep sea, and of course these creatures are also afraid of the mermaid's power.

Of course, this covetousness is literal, and they look at mermaids like they look at food.

It is not like humans can see the beauty of mermaids.

And mermaids will also get sick. Many mermaids died of fish plague before, which is why mermaids are rare now.

After the mermaid dies, they will be taken to the mermaid tomb by the tribe. Lelouch said that only dead mermaids and mourners can enter the mermaid tomb, and he couldn't see what it was like inside.

However, the mermaid discovered by humans was also a beautiful mermaid when she was alive.

Moreover, Lelouch envied: "She waited for her human being."

Bai Lai was horrified when he heard it, as if he had heard a horror fairy tale.

When the mermaid rescued the human beings, Lelouch looked on curiously, seeing one man and one fish affectionately.

But the good times didn't last long. I don't know where the man got the news that eating the mermaid's heart can make him live forever. He stabbed the knife into the mermaid's heart.

The mermaid is not as weak as it looks, even though she was stabbed in the heart, she still reluctantly took the human into the sea.

The human also panicked, the mermaid has always been weak and weak to him, he thought this fish could be slaughtered by him, but after being taken into the deep sea, he also panicked and said some sweet words frantically.

But the mermaid would not believe it.

"Later, I took her away. At that time, she was already dying." Lelouch was greeted by the mermaid's special language. When he arrived, the sea water was already stained red by the mermaid's blood. There are sharks watching, waiting for the mermaid to die.

But how could Lelouch let this happen?

He ignored the pleas of the humans and left with the dying mermaid.

The man faces a group of sharks alone, and the ending can be imagined.

Listening to Lelouch's understatement, Bai Lai's hairs stood on end. Even though he has no hairs now, the hairs in his imagination have already stood a few feet high.

That mermaid wants revenge on humans.Bailey got the news from Lelouch's words.

Lelouch shook his head, "Human beings are deluded by their own greed."

When the mermaid was dying, he said to him, "I don't want to enter the tomb of the mermaid. I can see through that person's heart, but I have a little extravagant hope. I asked for it myself. Just bury me in this sea. "

If the mermaid's body was floating here, it would definitely be eaten up by those coveted creatures within half an hour, but this was her own choice.

It is impossible for people who eat mermaid meat or other creatures to live long, only mermaid genes can live long.

Lelouch granted her request and buried her body in the beautiful coral after she lost her heartbeat.

"Who knows it will be found by humans?" Lelouch spread his hands, the luck of humans is also very good, they dared to find the mermaid's body before it was eaten up.

Bai Lai couldn't help but sighed.

And it has been so long since Bai Lai reminded him that he might not be able to remember it.

"Before I saw a mermaid in the sea who couldn't understand the fish language, I was still wondering." Lelouch sighed.

Bai Lai also understood that what Lelouch met might be a mermaid human.

According to Lelouch, there are not many mermaids in the sea, and I don't know whether it is good or bad for human beings to become mermaids.

***

Knowing that Suzaku was fast asleep, Lelouch didn't have any worries anymore, he put his legs together, held the shower in his hand and lightly directed at it, and after a while, mucous formed on it.There are more and more mucous membranes, but they will not be washed away by the water, wrapping the two legs together, and the shape of scales slowly emerges on them.

The speed of turning back into a fish tail was very fast. In less than 10 minutes, a fish tail with the color of sea water was on the edge of the bathtub.

The fish tail was much longer than his legs, so that he couldn't get completely soaked, even though it was not restrained by the fish tail, Lelouch was still uncomfortable.

He leaned his upper body out of the tub, leaving just enough room for his tail.

"Sigh." Looking at the aggrieved tail, Lelouch sighed.

Bai Lai couldn't help but want to sigh, he could almost imagine Suzaku's expression on waking up looking at this big fish, it must be the shock that he couldn't control his expression.

Bai Lai was helpless... Suddenly he could feel the mood of the system when he looked at the fearless him.

It was not comfortable to swing the fish tail like this. Lelouch stretched the uncomfortable fish tail for a while, and then turned back into a human leg again.

He didn't know that he could conjure human legs until he was about to escape from the laboratory.

After the confused professor and students let him go, he sat on the operating table with the tail of the fish hanging on the ground. He wagged his tail and thought that he couldn't move it out like this. When he was about to order the professor, he suddenly found the scales on the tail of the fish It began to gradually become shallower, and when he heard the voice in his head claiming to be a system, he panicked, and Lelouch watched quietly as his fish tail turned into a much shorter human leg.

The voice in my head made a suffocating sound: [When did you make a deal with the witch? 】

"Maybe I can do it all the time." Lelouch supported the operating table and stood gently on the ground. At first he couldn't stand still, but then he walked better and better. Human legs are not as strong as fish tails, which made him walk Be a little slow.

But turning into a human leg made his escape plan go more smoothly.

After leaving the laboratory, he found a big river and plunged into it. This escape was as smooth as a game.

Then, he swam along the big river to a small river with no people around. He said it was a small river, and the water was a few meters deep enough for him to hide.

But he was not in a hurry to conjure a fish tail. He had mastered this skill when the fish tail turned into a human leg in the laboratory.

He is also curious about the structure of human legs and wants to have fun.

Then I rest in the river until I meet Suzaku...

When Suzaku entered the water, Lelouch marveled that his human beings also fell into the water, but he didn't know whether the story with this beginning was happy or sad.

In order to prevent being stabbed by this human being in the future, Lelouch decided to give him a warning first, so he wanted him to feel the difference in force value between the two sides.

But when he saw Suzaku's indifferent face facing death, he regretted it and gave him a kiss quietly.Mermaid Kiss allows people to breathe underwater.

Bai Lai's heart was ashamed, and he felt that this task of his would definitely be completed without any surprises or dangers, as long as his heart was strong enough to eat dog food well.

After all, a person and a fish kiss each other as soon as they meet!Is it still far from mutual confession?Isn't it just a matter of getting on the bus first and then paying for the fare? Bai Lai felt that he could see it very well.

After all, it's not a day or two to eat dog food, so I still have this psychological quality.

Lelouch, who had lost his legs, got up from the bathtub, easily picked up Princess Suzaku, and hurriedly threw her on the bed.

It's not that Lelouch doesn't want to be gentle and gentle, it's just that he will soon become weak if he leaves the water.

In order to prevent both of them from falling down, he must not be gentle if he is not gentle.

Lelouch looked from the full bathtub to the dry bed.

Heaven on one side and hell on the other.

Although he can leave the water, he is still uncomfortable. Which fish is comfortable out of the water?

Sighing, he still curled up beside Suzaku, forget it, it's better to pretend to be a normal person.Lelouch thought aggrievedly, he couldn't scare the human beings who fell into the water with great difficulty.