All staff members of the film version of "Soul Dream Taoyuan": …………? ? ? ? ?

A thought flashed through everyone's mind: Master Zhuge Qiankun, are you bewitched?

Zhuge Qiankun, who was suspected of being possessed by an evil spirit, managed to get in front of Zhuge Wangji, and in full view of everyone, respectfully accepted a disciple's salute, and said in a hoarse voice: "Master, it's been fifteen years since we left, you , You have finally grown up!"

The little assistant who helped him was very considerate, and told him about the scene in front of him: "Master, your master has not only grown up, but also has a cool hairstyle."

Zhuge Wangji: "..."

Nie Qianqiu: "..."

Onlookers: "..."

Zhuge Wangji said with a cold face: "You and I have long been destined to be masters and apprentices, so you don't need to call me master."

Zhuge Qiankun's knees softened, and there were two tears in his cloudy old eyes: "Master, I know I was wrong, please take it back."

As he spoke, he almost burst into tears: "Master, as long as you agree to let the apprentice return to the sect, the apprentice will definitely serve you well for the rest of his life..."

Nie Qianqiu couldn't help adding a narration to them: "Forget it, if you return to the teacher's school at your age, it's hard to say who will serve who."

Zhuge Qiankun looked in the direction of Nie Qianqiu with dazed eyes, and whimpered: "Excuse me, are you Teacher Nie Qianqiu?"

Nie Qianqiu: "...don't dare to be that."

No, it’s fine for other people to call a teacher, but at your age, it’s a short life for you to call this teacher, okay?

Zhuge Qiankun said tremblingly: "Teacher Qianqiu, I heard that you have helped my master a lot. My master is young, and I am grateful for your care. I am here to thank you."

Nie Qianqiu: "..."

Master, please pay attention to the demeanor of the master, please?

The corner of Nie Qianqiu's mouth twitched: "Master, I am younger than your apprentice, thank you."

Zhuge Qiankun was in awe: "Teacher Qianqiu is indeed young and promising, and I admire him."

Nie Qianqiu looked at Zhuge Wangji expressionlessly: "Brother, I think your apprentice is better at being a man than you."

Zhuge Wangji covered his chest: "Unfortunate for Master!"

Zhuge Qiankun didn't know if he heard his words, and turned to Zhuge Wangji's direction again, speaking earnestly: "Master, what this disciple said came from the bottom of his heart. For so many years, this disciple has been traveling far and wide, thinking of you and Master all the time. Zu, the cartoons you liked to watch when you were young, I bought the complete works and kept them at home, and I will wait to see you again..."

Zhuge Wangji: "...you can shut up!"

Nie Qianqiu wanted his assistant to cut a plate of watermelon and watch it while eating. It was a pity that Zhuge Wangji didn't give everyone the chance to continue watching the play. When Zhuge Qiankun began to recall the stationery he liked to use when he was a child, he called him to the room. inside.

As soon as they entered the room, the crowd watching from the crew immediately showed regretful expressions.

Ah, I really want to continue watching the scene!

And more people were still immersed in the shock that Zhuge Wangji turned out to be Zhuge Qiankun's master, unable to recover for a long time.

Half an hour later, Zhuge Qiankun's eyes were swollen and was helped out by his assistant. Before leaving, he touched Nie Qianqiu again, and said in an earnest tone, "Mr. Inside."

Nie Qianqiu couldn't help asking: "...Ge Wangji agreed with you to return to the teacher's school?"

Zhuge Qiankun's tears flowed out again with great difficulty: "No... woo... no."

Nie Qianqiu: "...sorry."

Zhuge Qiankun cried and hiccupped and said: "Mr. Qianqiu, my master will ask you to take care of me in the future."

Nie Qianqiu: "..." Where is Tuo Gu?

Zhuge Wangji, who was walking out the door: "...??"

Zhuge Qiankun bowed deeply to Nie Qianqiu before leaving in a daze.

But at this time, Zhuge Qiankun came to the crew in person, greeted Zhuge Wangji face-to-face, and the news that he cried and begged Master for forgiveness had already hit the Internet.

I don't know which staff member was so quick, and posted the picture of Zhuge Qiankun tearfully saluting to Zhuge Wangji and posted it on the Internet.

In the photo, Zhuge Qiankun has a childlike face, a fairy demeanor, and looks like a high-ranking man. However, this master who usually sits in a high position and accepts countless celebrities queuing up to show his favor is bowing and bowing in the picture, with his hands forward, holding Disciple Li, and the one standing opposite him is Brother Hui, the grandmother of the copycat master who has been controversial recently.

I have to say that the picture of this photo has an extremely powerful impact. The two people in the picture (yes, the assistant is automatically ignored) are out of place, as if they come from different time and space. Not to mention, the posture of the two people also looks kind of upside down sense of confusion.

Who would have thought that when the two met, it would be the respected Zhuge Qiankun bowing his head to this little brother who killed Matt.

Who would have thought that Zhuge Wangji, who was as young as Zhuge Wangji, would be the master of Zhuge Qiankun who was nearly sixty years old?

When the photo was first posted on the Internet, many netizens thought it was P, but more and more people from the production team broke the news online, and others posted pictures secretly taken from other angles. In the face of evidence, netizens finally had to start believing this seemingly absurd fact.

This time, the jaws of the entire network were shocked.

Those netizens who originally laughed at Zhuge Wangji as a copycat of Zhuge Qiankun said: My face hurts!

Among them, the most embarrassing ones were Meng Chu and his fans. They stepped on Zhuge Wangji angrily and complained about Zhuge Qiankun's grievances on the Internet. They never expected that Zhuge Qiankun himself would finally come out and slap them in the face.

This is simply the annual tragedy of Weibo.

But this time, there are quite a few netizens who have the same thoughts as them and also speak rudely, so everyone is embarrassed together, but only a few chase after and laugh at them, and most of them are ridiculing themselves, forming a wonderful landscape.

[I don’t think I can blame me for not knowing people clearly, I can only say that I don’t understand the world of the socialist masters_(:з」∠)_]

[Hehe, I'm different from you. From the very beginning, I felt that Zhuge Wangji's name was more stylish than Zhuge Qiankun's. …Sorry, I can’t make it up anymore, I’m going to reduce the swelling on my face]

[Zhuge Wangji: Who leapfrogged to touch porcelain?Can you say that again? 】

[Wait, if Zhuge Wangji is Zhuge Qiankun's master, then didn't he accept him as an apprentice in elementary school?I looked at my elementary school student brother who was still wetting the bed, and stretched out my sinful hands...]

[Is Zhuge Wangji still accepting disciples?I am willing to pay tuition! 】

……

There are also many enthusiastic netizens leaving messages under the fan Weibo:

[Go and apologize to the nanny, good boy]

[This story tells everyone that you still have to listen to what the nanny says, look, your face is swollen]

【Oh, back then, I was as naive as you...】

……

But overnight, Zhuge Wangji's image was completely reversed, and the popularity continued to rise, attracting the attention of the entire entertainment circle and fan circle, and he was in the limelight for a while. Since then, his status in the Yixuanxue world has risen. Wealthy businessmen and politicians will all follow Zhuge Qiankun one after another, as they once did after Zhuge Qiankun.

It's just that Zhuge Wangji will not reveal secrets like Zhuge Qiankun to make a profit. However, the more he rejects people thousands of miles away, the more people who follow him flock to him, and they will regard the opportunity to get his advice as a great opportunity. glory.

At the same time, a small video also began to circulate on the Internet.

That small video was originally recorded by a crew member and sent to a friend, but the friend posted it online.

The video recorded Zhuge Qiankun solemnly thanking Nie Qianqiu after talking with Zhuge Wangji. The video shooter stood a little far away and could see Zhuge Qiankun nodding and bowing to Nie Qianqiu, while the voice was indistinct: "Qianqiu ...Master, great kindness...thank you...magic calculation...I am deeply grateful for your kindness."

However, these intermittent words are enough for netizens to piece together the plot. In addition, the screen of Zhuge Wangji expressing his gratitude to Nie Qianqiu in the interview with Star Entertainment was captured again, and it was put together with this video and widely reposted.

Now, the rumors about expert advice on the Internet have been completely clarified. The facts are in front of us. Not only has Nie Qianqiu never received expert advice, on the contrary, he has also helped an expert.

Netizens: 66666666

[Other stars are all popular under the guidance of the master, we reversed the operation in autumn, and the master became popular after the guidance, as expected of my idol]

[I knelt down to Nie Qianqiu, others asked the master to change his life, and he directly changed his life for the master...]

[emmmm, don't talk about human beings, it seems that even metaphysics can't stop Nie Qianqiu]

[Friends, have you seen that there is no future for engaging in feudal superstition these days, master who has been working for so long, and in the end you still have to hug Nie Qianqiu's thigh 2333]

……

All kinds of rumors were raging on the Internet, saying everything, and Nie Qianqiu was even more curious about what Zhuge Wangji and Zhuge Qiankun, no, it should be Hou Guozhu, talked about in the half-hour secret conversation.

Zhuge Wangji didn't think there was anything that needed to be kept secret, and said, "It's nothing, he's been begging to go back to the master's school, but I didn't agree."

Nie Qianqiu thought about how Hou Guozhu cried until his nose was red and his eyes were swollen, and his heart of respecting the old and loving the young came to life, and said: "You are really a man with a heart like iron. He cried like that at a young age, and he seems quite sincere. Yes, don't you feel soft-hearted at all..."

Zhuge Wangji had an indifferent face: "Sincerely a ghost, he used to be like a bird, crying at every turn, damn it, before he was expelled from the school, he would cry when he learned Zhou Yi, and Ziwei Doushu. I was only in elementary school at that time, and I comforted a person who was older than my dad every day, and it was because I was strong that I didn't feel abnormal in my heart!"

"Really?" Nie Qianqiu was shocked by the inside story, "To be honest, you actually expelled him because you couldn't stand him crying all the time, right?"

Zhuge Wangji didn't dare to give him a sneaky glance: "Am I this kind of person?"

Nie Qianqiu gave him an expression of "you know what you know".

Zhuge Wangji said angrily: "Well, this is also part of the reason. After he left the teacher's school, I finally lived a clean life. Now when I see him, I can still think of the fear of being dominated by his cries. He will definitely not be allowed to return to the division."

Nie Qianqiu sighed: "I've heard some rumors that Zhuge Qiankun would cry when giving orders. Everyone said that he was merciful and shed tears for the common people and the country. He almost moved China... Now I know the truth I just want to crush a big stone in my chest."

Zhuge Wangji sneered: "I cried when I was giving orders. I'm afraid it's because I didn't learn the layout of the Book of Changes well back then, and it's hard to cry when it's time to use it."

Nie Qianqiu thinks it is true: "It makes sense, just like people who don't study hard at ordinary times, they will cry in the examination room during the college entrance examination."

Zhuge Wangji: "...Why do I feel that your analogy seems a bit wrong, but I can't find a point to refute it."

……

Two days later, Zhuge Qiankun's assistant accepted media interviews on behalf of Zhuge Qiankun, announcing that Zhuge Qiankun had officially retired and would no longer order anyone else, and donated half of his wealth to charity organizations.

At the end of the interview, the assistant solemnly stated that Zhuge Qiankun will always maintain the greatest respect for his mentor Zhuge Wangji, and as long as Zhuge Wangji agrees, he will return to the school at any time to serve his master.

The melon eaters who watched the interview curiously: ……………………

God TM serves the master, at the age of Zhuge Qiankun and Grandma Hui, it is not certain who will take care of the other.

It has to be said that the thoughts of netizens coincide with Nie Qianqiu's complaints.

After the interview with Assistant Zhuge Qiankun came out, Meng Chu also posted an apology on Weibo:

@艺术被出: Because I didn’t know the situation of Master Zhuge Qiankun’s school before, I misunderstood Mr. Zhuge Wangji and said something impolite. I am very sorry. Here, I solemnly apologize to Mr. Zhuge Wangji. At the same time, also Apologies to @尼千秋 who have been troubled by this.

Meng Chu didn't shirk his responsibilities and forcibly whitewash himself to save his respect, but simply apologized, and the netizens didn't add insult to injury, expressing their understanding.

Afterwards, Nie Qianqiu also forwarded:

@叶千秋: I don’t blame you for this, I would have misunderstood it too, the master’s hairstyle is too social, making it hard to guard against //@actor Mengchu: I didn’t know the situation of Master Zhuge Qiankun before…

The friendly interaction between the two stars finally drew a relatively perfect ending to this turmoil.

It was also at this time that some netizens finally picked up the background of Zhuge Qiankun's teacher's school, confirmed that he came from a mysterious sect called Shensuanmen, and traced the history of Shensuanmen with great powers, and found that Shensuanmen originated from the ancient royal family. The emperor Qin Tianjian.

And that gray little brother Zhuge Wangji, who looks very unreliable, is the current head of the Divine Fortune Sect.

……

No Country For Old People Wechat Group:

Beggar Gang-He Shu: Wow, recently a lot of netizens have said that they want to join the Divine Suanmen!Zhuge is about to have a queen!

Kunlun School-He Diaoyan: He Shu seems to be saying that Zhuge was infertile before he was bald.

Divine Suanmen-Ge Wangji: Program, put down your uncle's mobile phone.

Kunlun faction-He Diaoyan: No, I will piss you off [slightly]

Tangmen-Tang Feiling: Why do I see that I want to worship Nie Qianqiu as my teacher, why don't we read the same Weibo?

Beggar Gang-He Shu: I originally said that I would worship under Qianqiu's sect, but I found that the feasibility was not high, so... I decided to settle for the next best thing

Tangmen-Tang Feiling: There will be no good results if you settle for the second best. Netizens will regret it

Kunlun School-He Diaoyan: Will Regret 1

Release Music: Amitabha Buddha

Divine Suanmen-Ge Wangji: You guys are jealous, I can see it

Kunlun faction-He Diaoyan: Sorry, the phone was stolen by a program just now

Kunlun School-He Diaoyan: Congratulations to Zhuge, the master has a successor

Shensuanmen-Ge Wangji: There are a lot of people who sent their resumes, but I haven't seen any suitable ones yet.

Beggar Gang-He Shu: ...

Kunlun School - He Diaoyan: ...

Tangmen-Tang Feiling: ...You have used the method of collecting resumes to recruit apprentices?

Shensuanmen-Ge Wangji: That's right, I'm still working on the set, and I still need to find time to get my head permed. I don't have time to meet people, so I'll screen my resume first.

Beggar Gang-He Shu: [Mosquito-repellent incense eyes] Why do you have to burn your head?

Divine Suanmen-Ge Wangji: QAQ can't because it looks good?

Wudang Clan-Zhang You: Receive resumes?How to charge?

Shensuanmen-Ge Wangji: Of course I use Yimeier, handsome pot, you also come to surf the Internet?

Wudang faction-Zhang You: Why does Mr. Zhuge speak so vulgarly, it seems to be an Internet term ten years ago...

Divine Summation Gate-Ge Wangji: ...you quit the group

……

@今日千秋also so charming: 0.0 I seem to have missed [-] million!

Reviews:

[Damn it, the nanny poisoned her, and [-] million is on the way]

【Nurse, Gou Fugui, don't forget each other】

[Everyone, calm down, OK?Utilitarian milk is not advisable, hope everyone knows]

The author has something to say: Qianqiu: I was exhausted by this broken martial arts, so I took a vacation to go on a date.

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