The whole entertainment circle is trembling
Chapter 011 The mentality is broken
With the proof of Nie Qianqiu's strength and Lu Mao's lightness kung fu demonstration, the program crew and celebrity guests would not believe the words of the Kunlun School, and they all practiced peacefully afterwards. Among them, Xie Fengtang was the most exaggerated, and even wanted to worship Lu Mao as his teacher.
Lu Mao's small faces were crowded together: "I, I haven't been a teacher yet, so I can't accept apprentices."
Xie Fengtang looked at him piously: "I can wait for you."
Nie Qianqiu couldn't stand it anymore, and felt that he had the responsibility to stand up and protect the dignity of the star, and said: "I said Xiaofeng, calm down, he is not too bad to be your son, it is not suitable to be your master. "
"Do you know?" Xie Fengtang glanced back at him, his eyes full of longing, "If you can learn lightness kung fu, you won't have to hang on to Wia for filming in the future!"
Nie Qianqiu: "...Now I know."
Xie Fengtang looked at Lu Mao again with deep affection: "Qinggong is the martial arts of my dreams."
Nie Qianqiu could only praise the venue and said: "Yes, anyone who has a dream is great."
"You don't understand!" Xie Fengtang suddenly covered his face, "It's really hard to hang Weiya."
Nie Qianqiu: "...Can you talk without panting? Everyone is in front of the camera, it's hard for me to come back when you're like this."
Xie Fengtang continued to look at Lu Mao with firm eyes: "So, no matter what, I must learn lightness kung fu."
Lu Hao said that he was still a child and couldn't bear such a heavy desire. He looked left and right helplessly, and finally his eyes fell on Nie Qianqiu somehow.
Nie Qianqiu: "..."
What's wrong with you Kunlun disciples, so many guests have to see me?
Nie Qianqiu patted Xie Fengtang on the shoulder: "I said, can you grow up your ambition? If you want to be a teacher, you should also worship the head of He. Why are you staring at a primary school student..."
Xie Fengtang suddenly understood: "It makes sense!"
Zou Ping, who was watching by the side, rubbed his hands with a smile: "That's a good thing, if you also apprentice, I won't be the youngest in the school."
Xie Fengtang looked at Zou Ping's gray hair and embarrassing beard, his whole heart suddenly became cold, and he said: "I suddenly feel that I need to think again!"
Nie Qianqiu muttered in a low voice beside him: "Diao Wei Ya, Diao Wei, Diao Wei..."
Xie Fengtang: "..."
***
At noon, the Kunlun faction arranged for a meal. Halfway through the meal, He Diaoyan and Xia Xingjiang finally appeared.
Everyone stepped forward to inquire about the situation, He Diaoyan said: "It's all right."
Seeing that Xia Xingjiang had returned to normal, except for his slightly guilty look, he didn't look sick, so everyone was relieved.
Mai Haotian asked: "Master, what happened to Mr. Xia? How did he vomit blood?"
He Diaoyan's eyes turned cold: "It's him who practiced some things that shouldn't be practiced."
"So that's it." Mai Haotian looked relieved, "I just said why there are problems with the Kunlun School's martial arts!"
He Diaoyan glanced at Xia Xingjiang again: "If you continue to practice what you shouldn't practice, leave the Kunlun School now."
Seeing He Diaoyan's stern expression, Mai Haotian couldn't help but have bad associations, and asked Xia Xingjiang: "Young Master Xia, are you a member of some cult?"
Xia Xingjiang: "...Yeah, it's still developing offline, do you want to be my offline?"
Mai Haotian was stunned for a moment, and then said righteously: "Young Master Xia, cults are not to be touched, I advise you to turn your back on it..."
Nie Qianqiu couldn't listen anymore, and said: "Haotian, why don't you enroll in an evening school and study some books, this IQ makes people feel distressed."
He Diaoyan also looked at the silly apprentice without a word, but the matter of Xia Xingjiang was vague after all.
Seeing that they were almost finished talking, Xie Fengtang walked up to He Diaoyan and asked, "Master He, are you still accepting apprentices?"
He Diaoyan didn't know why he asked this suddenly, but he still nodded: "I haven't found a successor who can take over the Kunlun School."
As he spoke, he turned his attention to Nie Qianqiu again: "Mr. Nie, do you really not consider joining this sect?"
Xie Fengtang also looked at Nie Qianqiu, and said expressionlessly: "Qiu, my mentality has collapsed."
Nie Qianqiu nodded sympathetically, and said to He Diaoyan, "Master He, I didn't expect you to be such a scumbag, you hurt my relationship with Xiaofenghuang, do you know that?"
He Diaoyan looked bewildered.
Xia Xingjiang was thoughtful, and said with a smile: "Mr. Xie, you want to worship Brother Diaoyan as your teacher, right?"
He Diaoyan suddenly realized, and asked, "Why do you suddenly want to be a teacher?"
"It wasn't sudden." Xie Fengtang said seriously, "I've been making action movies for many years, and I've also acted as a knight-errant many times. I have always had a wish, that is, to become a real martial arts master one day."
His expression is sincere, his tone is earnest, which is moving.
He Diaoyan said with some regret: "You have already missed the best age for learning martial arts. You start to learn now, and you can only learn the fourth palm at most from the eight great cactus palms."
Xie Fengtang was splashed with cold water, and his whole body went limp.
Nie Qianqiu touched his chin: "Let's learn the light function."
He Diaoyan sighed softly: "I can also learn, but with his bones and age, he can jump about a foot at most."
Xie Fengtang was even more depressed, but he still asked firmly: "How high is one zhang?"
Nie Qianqiu said: "It's as tall as a floor."
Xie Fengtang's eyes lit up, and he came back to life with full blood: "It's enough."
He eagerly went to see He Diaoyan: "Master, are you accepting disciples?"
Seeing his sincerity, He Diaoyan nodded: "If you are sincere to Wu, the Kunlun School will naturally not reject you. However, I still need to inspect you before formally apprenticeship."
Xie Fengtang: "How to investigate?"
He Diaoyan: "If you can practice the formula I taught today before the filming of this episode is finished, I can take you as an apprentice."
Xie Fengtang took a deep breath: "Okay, it's a deal."
Nie Qianqiu complained: "Why is the head of the sect still engaging in double standards when recruiting disciples? Didn't Haotian learn this formula after learning it for a month?"
He Diaoyan frowned: "How do you know?"
Mai Haotian said weakly at the side: "I accidentally slipped my mouth."
He Diaoyan sighed, facing Xie Fengtang's and Nie Qianqiu's questioning eyes, his face was full of lovelessness: "Back then, I once thought that I would not be able to receive apprentices..."
Although he didn't finish his sentence, everyone immediately understood the content of the second half of the sentence.
He Diaoyan looked up to the sky and sighed: "After accepting Haotian as an apprentice, I made a decision. Before accepting apprentices in the future, I will do some research first."
Everyone expressed their understanding.
With tears in his eyes, Mai Haotian rushed away: "I, I went to the online store..."
***
When practicing again in the afternoon, Xie Fengtang was more serious, and Xia Xingjiang didn't dare to mess around anymore, and practiced according to the formula taught by He Diaoyan.
Nie Qianqiu, as a top student with outstanding homework, seemed a little idle, so he sat cross-legged next to Xia Xingjiang to watch him practice.
Xia Xingjiang was a little puzzled by the crowd, but Nie Qianqiu only looked at himself, with a strange look on his face, and said, "Why do you keep staring at me?"
Nie Qianqiu looked united and friendly: "Help you check your homework."
Xia Xingjiang hesitated, "Really?"
Nie Qianqiu nodded, and commented decently: "I think you practiced well."
Xia Xingjiang: "Can you see it?"
Nie Qianqiu's tone was very modest: "Basic skills."
Xia Xingjiang didn't have a foundation in martial arts, and he didn't know much about the criteria for practicing good or bad, so he asked, "How do you count as good practice?"
Nie Qianqiu glanced at He Diaoyan, saw that he was far away and could not hear their conversation, so he whispered: "You practice better than Lu Mao."
Xia Xingjiang was still looking forward to it, but he didn't believe it. He Diaoyan is the most talented among He Diaoyan's sixteen disciples. If he can practice better than Lu Mao, He Diaoyan's How could he refuse to accept him as a disciple.
Xia Xingchen showed a grateful smile: "You are such a good person."
Nie Qianqiu: "..."
What is the operation of issuing a good card for no reason?
Nie Qianqiu, who had always been the only one who sent good person cards to others, turned his head inexplicably, but when he saw Ruan Yuxin moved to his side at some point, he was startled: "When did you come?"
Ruan Yuxin smiled sweetly: "I can't learn that formula anyway, since you learned it so well, teach me!"
Nie Qianqiu: "... Please, Meng Bai is quite popular now, why don't you find him to form a CP!"
As he spoke, he apologized to Meng Bai in his heart. It wasn't that he intended to sell his teammates, but he really had to. It was better to sell you than to sell himself.
Ruan Yuxin refused without hesitation: "His fans are not as powerful as your fans, and it's easier to get trending on the hot searches if he stirs up CP with you."
Nie Qianqiu threatened her: "You will be called a dog by my fans."
Ruan Yuxin is fearless: "It's okay, I have a team to delete posts and comments."
Nie Qianqiu watched her get closer and closer, and the photographer obviously noticed that there was about to be a bright spot here, and the camera was already aligned.
Ruan Yuxin also gave a warning: "I'm not feeling well right now, and I'm about to faint on you, you have to be sure."
As soon as she finished speaking, she was about to act, but unexpectedly, Nie Qianqiu acted first, and suddenly threw her body to the side, and her whole body fell directly into Xia Xingjiang's arms.
Xia Xingjiang originally saw Ruan Yuxin coming to look for Nie Qianqiu, so he took the initiative to avoid it. In addition, they all lowered their voices. He didn't know what they said. Arms came.
Xia Xingjiang was startled, and subconsciously hugged the person in his arms with both hands to prevent him from hitting the ground, then he looked down, and a face that was so handsome that it was not like a mortal directly met his eyes.
His heart skipped a beat, and he felt as if he was suffocating. He was stunned for a moment before asking anxiously, "What's wrong with you?"
Nie Qianqiu rolled his huge eyes and said, "I don't feel well, I fainted."
After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and remained motionless.
Xia Xingjiang: "..."
No, the distance between them is more than one meter, and the force with which Nie Qianqiu pounces is comparable to a tiger descending a mountain, okay?
Could this be... taking advantage?
The author has something to say: Qianqiu: ┓(???`?)┏Let me go~
Lu Mao's small faces were crowded together: "I, I haven't been a teacher yet, so I can't accept apprentices."
Xie Fengtang looked at him piously: "I can wait for you."
Nie Qianqiu couldn't stand it anymore, and felt that he had the responsibility to stand up and protect the dignity of the star, and said: "I said Xiaofeng, calm down, he is not too bad to be your son, it is not suitable to be your master. "
"Do you know?" Xie Fengtang glanced back at him, his eyes full of longing, "If you can learn lightness kung fu, you won't have to hang on to Wia for filming in the future!"
Nie Qianqiu: "...Now I know."
Xie Fengtang looked at Lu Mao again with deep affection: "Qinggong is the martial arts of my dreams."
Nie Qianqiu could only praise the venue and said: "Yes, anyone who has a dream is great."
"You don't understand!" Xie Fengtang suddenly covered his face, "It's really hard to hang Weiya."
Nie Qianqiu: "...Can you talk without panting? Everyone is in front of the camera, it's hard for me to come back when you're like this."
Xie Fengtang continued to look at Lu Mao with firm eyes: "So, no matter what, I must learn lightness kung fu."
Lu Hao said that he was still a child and couldn't bear such a heavy desire. He looked left and right helplessly, and finally his eyes fell on Nie Qianqiu somehow.
Nie Qianqiu: "..."
What's wrong with you Kunlun disciples, so many guests have to see me?
Nie Qianqiu patted Xie Fengtang on the shoulder: "I said, can you grow up your ambition? If you want to be a teacher, you should also worship the head of He. Why are you staring at a primary school student..."
Xie Fengtang suddenly understood: "It makes sense!"
Zou Ping, who was watching by the side, rubbed his hands with a smile: "That's a good thing, if you also apprentice, I won't be the youngest in the school."
Xie Fengtang looked at Zou Ping's gray hair and embarrassing beard, his whole heart suddenly became cold, and he said: "I suddenly feel that I need to think again!"
Nie Qianqiu muttered in a low voice beside him: "Diao Wei Ya, Diao Wei, Diao Wei..."
Xie Fengtang: "..."
***
At noon, the Kunlun faction arranged for a meal. Halfway through the meal, He Diaoyan and Xia Xingjiang finally appeared.
Everyone stepped forward to inquire about the situation, He Diaoyan said: "It's all right."
Seeing that Xia Xingjiang had returned to normal, except for his slightly guilty look, he didn't look sick, so everyone was relieved.
Mai Haotian asked: "Master, what happened to Mr. Xia? How did he vomit blood?"
He Diaoyan's eyes turned cold: "It's him who practiced some things that shouldn't be practiced."
"So that's it." Mai Haotian looked relieved, "I just said why there are problems with the Kunlun School's martial arts!"
He Diaoyan glanced at Xia Xingjiang again: "If you continue to practice what you shouldn't practice, leave the Kunlun School now."
Seeing He Diaoyan's stern expression, Mai Haotian couldn't help but have bad associations, and asked Xia Xingjiang: "Young Master Xia, are you a member of some cult?"
Xia Xingjiang: "...Yeah, it's still developing offline, do you want to be my offline?"
Mai Haotian was stunned for a moment, and then said righteously: "Young Master Xia, cults are not to be touched, I advise you to turn your back on it..."
Nie Qianqiu couldn't listen anymore, and said: "Haotian, why don't you enroll in an evening school and study some books, this IQ makes people feel distressed."
He Diaoyan also looked at the silly apprentice without a word, but the matter of Xia Xingjiang was vague after all.
Seeing that they were almost finished talking, Xie Fengtang walked up to He Diaoyan and asked, "Master He, are you still accepting apprentices?"
He Diaoyan didn't know why he asked this suddenly, but he still nodded: "I haven't found a successor who can take over the Kunlun School."
As he spoke, he turned his attention to Nie Qianqiu again: "Mr. Nie, do you really not consider joining this sect?"
Xie Fengtang also looked at Nie Qianqiu, and said expressionlessly: "Qiu, my mentality has collapsed."
Nie Qianqiu nodded sympathetically, and said to He Diaoyan, "Master He, I didn't expect you to be such a scumbag, you hurt my relationship with Xiaofenghuang, do you know that?"
He Diaoyan looked bewildered.
Xia Xingjiang was thoughtful, and said with a smile: "Mr. Xie, you want to worship Brother Diaoyan as your teacher, right?"
He Diaoyan suddenly realized, and asked, "Why do you suddenly want to be a teacher?"
"It wasn't sudden." Xie Fengtang said seriously, "I've been making action movies for many years, and I've also acted as a knight-errant many times. I have always had a wish, that is, to become a real martial arts master one day."
His expression is sincere, his tone is earnest, which is moving.
He Diaoyan said with some regret: "You have already missed the best age for learning martial arts. You start to learn now, and you can only learn the fourth palm at most from the eight great cactus palms."
Xie Fengtang was splashed with cold water, and his whole body went limp.
Nie Qianqiu touched his chin: "Let's learn the light function."
He Diaoyan sighed softly: "I can also learn, but with his bones and age, he can jump about a foot at most."
Xie Fengtang was even more depressed, but he still asked firmly: "How high is one zhang?"
Nie Qianqiu said: "It's as tall as a floor."
Xie Fengtang's eyes lit up, and he came back to life with full blood: "It's enough."
He eagerly went to see He Diaoyan: "Master, are you accepting disciples?"
Seeing his sincerity, He Diaoyan nodded: "If you are sincere to Wu, the Kunlun School will naturally not reject you. However, I still need to inspect you before formally apprenticeship."
Xie Fengtang: "How to investigate?"
He Diaoyan: "If you can practice the formula I taught today before the filming of this episode is finished, I can take you as an apprentice."
Xie Fengtang took a deep breath: "Okay, it's a deal."
Nie Qianqiu complained: "Why is the head of the sect still engaging in double standards when recruiting disciples? Didn't Haotian learn this formula after learning it for a month?"
He Diaoyan frowned: "How do you know?"
Mai Haotian said weakly at the side: "I accidentally slipped my mouth."
He Diaoyan sighed, facing Xie Fengtang's and Nie Qianqiu's questioning eyes, his face was full of lovelessness: "Back then, I once thought that I would not be able to receive apprentices..."
Although he didn't finish his sentence, everyone immediately understood the content of the second half of the sentence.
He Diaoyan looked up to the sky and sighed: "After accepting Haotian as an apprentice, I made a decision. Before accepting apprentices in the future, I will do some research first."
Everyone expressed their understanding.
With tears in his eyes, Mai Haotian rushed away: "I, I went to the online store..."
***
When practicing again in the afternoon, Xie Fengtang was more serious, and Xia Xingjiang didn't dare to mess around anymore, and practiced according to the formula taught by He Diaoyan.
Nie Qianqiu, as a top student with outstanding homework, seemed a little idle, so he sat cross-legged next to Xia Xingjiang to watch him practice.
Xia Xingjiang was a little puzzled by the crowd, but Nie Qianqiu only looked at himself, with a strange look on his face, and said, "Why do you keep staring at me?"
Nie Qianqiu looked united and friendly: "Help you check your homework."
Xia Xingjiang hesitated, "Really?"
Nie Qianqiu nodded, and commented decently: "I think you practiced well."
Xia Xingjiang: "Can you see it?"
Nie Qianqiu's tone was very modest: "Basic skills."
Xia Xingjiang didn't have a foundation in martial arts, and he didn't know much about the criteria for practicing good or bad, so he asked, "How do you count as good practice?"
Nie Qianqiu glanced at He Diaoyan, saw that he was far away and could not hear their conversation, so he whispered: "You practice better than Lu Mao."
Xia Xingjiang was still looking forward to it, but he didn't believe it. He Diaoyan is the most talented among He Diaoyan's sixteen disciples. If he can practice better than Lu Mao, He Diaoyan's How could he refuse to accept him as a disciple.
Xia Xingchen showed a grateful smile: "You are such a good person."
Nie Qianqiu: "..."
What is the operation of issuing a good card for no reason?
Nie Qianqiu, who had always been the only one who sent good person cards to others, turned his head inexplicably, but when he saw Ruan Yuxin moved to his side at some point, he was startled: "When did you come?"
Ruan Yuxin smiled sweetly: "I can't learn that formula anyway, since you learned it so well, teach me!"
Nie Qianqiu: "... Please, Meng Bai is quite popular now, why don't you find him to form a CP!"
As he spoke, he apologized to Meng Bai in his heart. It wasn't that he intended to sell his teammates, but he really had to. It was better to sell you than to sell himself.
Ruan Yuxin refused without hesitation: "His fans are not as powerful as your fans, and it's easier to get trending on the hot searches if he stirs up CP with you."
Nie Qianqiu threatened her: "You will be called a dog by my fans."
Ruan Yuxin is fearless: "It's okay, I have a team to delete posts and comments."
Nie Qianqiu watched her get closer and closer, and the photographer obviously noticed that there was about to be a bright spot here, and the camera was already aligned.
Ruan Yuxin also gave a warning: "I'm not feeling well right now, and I'm about to faint on you, you have to be sure."
As soon as she finished speaking, she was about to act, but unexpectedly, Nie Qianqiu acted first, and suddenly threw her body to the side, and her whole body fell directly into Xia Xingjiang's arms.
Xia Xingjiang originally saw Ruan Yuxin coming to look for Nie Qianqiu, so he took the initiative to avoid it. In addition, they all lowered their voices. He didn't know what they said. Arms came.
Xia Xingjiang was startled, and subconsciously hugged the person in his arms with both hands to prevent him from hitting the ground, then he looked down, and a face that was so handsome that it was not like a mortal directly met his eyes.
His heart skipped a beat, and he felt as if he was suffocating. He was stunned for a moment before asking anxiously, "What's wrong with you?"
Nie Qianqiu rolled his huge eyes and said, "I don't feel well, I fainted."
After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and remained motionless.
Xia Xingjiang: "..."
No, the distance between them is more than one meter, and the force with which Nie Qianqiu pounces is comparable to a tiger descending a mountain, okay?
Could this be... taking advantage?
The author has something to say: Qianqiu: ┓(???`?)┏Let me go~
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