Supernatural case investigation team

With thick dark circles under her eyes, Qiao Yan slowly walked into the office after dark.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw two ghosts embracing each other, happily floating around, like Siamese twins, even if they were sweeping the floor, they had to sweep side by side.

Old Wu, who had been fed with a rounder belly, nestled on the soft sofa, flicking his bald tail. When he saw Qiao Yan coming in, he stretched out his paw, "Hey, Yanyan, why do you look so weak today? How about it? Tsk tsk tsk, young man, be temperate."

"...I always think that a banner should be hung in the office, with a letter stating that Old Wu and those who show affection are not allowed to enter." Qiao Yan turned to Su Ji who was leisurely painting his nails.

Su Ji shrugged, and said while painting, "Yanyan, as the saying goes, the way of heaven is reincarnation, look up, whoever is let go by the sky. The boss and Chu Li are fine, because of the boss's rough nerves, those two people have been living for thousands of years." I’ve made little progress, so let’s talk about you and Xiaobai, tsk tsk tsk, you’ve blinded us single dogs every minute! This time it’s okay, you’ve brought in a rightful couple, and you’ve been tortured, as the saying goes It deserves it, Buddhist terminology calls it retribution!"

"..."

Misha, who had been enjoying watching the couple show affection, wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth, and then rubbed her face that was stiff from wearing a lewd smile for too long, "Yanyan, tomorrow is our team's holiday, because every year At this time, the boss will go to the underworld to report on his work and hold a meeting for three days, do you have any arrangements?"

"Our team still has a holiday?" Qiao Yan was surprised. "I don't have any plans. After three days of vacation, I didn't sleep a lot. By the way, the boss went to the underworld to report on his work?"

"Chu Li also followed." Misha said.

"Then... Where's Xiaobai? Why didn't you see him?" Qiao Yan asked.

Su Ji blew on his painted nails, "Xiaobai has fallen into a dormant state and is nestling at home. It is estimated that when he wakes up, there will not be much left for the three-day vacation... Yanyan, are you okay, you look so right ah."

Qiao Yan waved his hand, "I'm fine."

"After the four of you went out to handle the case this time, everything was not quite right. What happened? Could it be you and Xiaobai who quarreled? Or did you hurt Xiaobai?" Misha looked at Qiao Yan, immature doubt on his cheek.

Facing the questioning eyes of the two of them, it's not that Qiao Yan didn't want to speak, but he couldn't speak.

"I don't want to hide anything from you, but I'm in a mess right now. It happened so suddenly that even I'm in the dark. However, I can swear that I will never hurt Xiaobai, no matter what happened before. So, absolutely not in the future." Qiao Yan said firmly.

Misha looked at him, her face was a little wretched, she quietly covered her heart, and took two steps back, "Yanyan... Could it be... Xiaobai...?"

Qiao Yan raised his heart in his throat, "He what?"

"Yes?" Misha raised her voice.

"..." Qiao Yan's tone could not be raised or lowered, and he directly suppressed his face into the color of cooked pork liver.

"What?! Xiaobai has it? I have been with you for thousands of years, but I don't know that Xiaobai is a girl?" Su Ji covered his cheeks with his colorfully painted hands in surprise, his whole expression was like that famous expressionist painting - shout, middle The one covering his face.

Old Wu, who was dozing off with a round belly, was so startled by such an explosive news that he rolled off the sofa. He shook his body and jumped back on the sofa, shouting, "Impossible! Xiaobai must be There is no doubt that he is a man...I took a bath with him! I swear by the noble blood of my body, I can see very clearly that he is a man!"

Qiao Yan, who had just recovered a bit, turned his face from pig liver to green when he heard the words, and growled in his heart, a dog has actually seen Xiaobai!I saw Xiaobai so clearly! ! !I'm going to dig out your dog's eyes! ! !

"Then why did Xiaobai have it?" Su Ji maintained that distorted expression.

"I know!" Misha yelled, her voice full of excitement, "Xiaobai must be the kind of person in the novel who has a secret organ in his body, hahahaha, it turns out that the novel is not a lie , so the world can be so harmonious and beautiful! Hahahaha!"

"Your uncle is a bear!!! You are my uncle! I told you not to read those unhealthy novels, because of the wool, you can still believe it?" Qiao Yan roared.

Old Wu dragged his bulky body and jumped...to be precise, he fell in front of Qiao Yan in a free fall, "stop, stop, stop, I think the problem is not what Xiaobai is, but whether the one in Xiaobai's stomach is Qiao Yan's? If it's okay, I can only say that the progress of the two of you is too fast, like a tornado. If not, hehe, Yanyan, you are happy to be a father."

"You are 1 uncles! You are the only one who likes to be a father, and you will always like to be a father for the rest of your life!" Qiao Yan's forehead bulged with veins.

Su Ji breathed a sigh of relief, "It turns out that it was for you, so there is no problem. Since you have it, cherish it, after all, it is the fruit of your love."

"Ahhh, the problem is that it's not here at all, okay!!! You bastards, who said that Xiaobai has it? Who said he has it!!! He has a ball!!!" Qiao Yan trembled and wanted to copy it. Raised the Soul Slaying Sword.

"Well, we know he has a ball. It may not be obvious now, but it will be a ball in the future. We understand!" The three said in unison.

"Also," Su Ji thought for a while and said, "Don't shy away because of your gender. After all, I'm from here. If you have any questions that you don't understand, feel free to ask me."

The conjoined ghost couple who had been floating all the time also approached Qiao Yan. There was surprise on Li Ge's face, and more envy. He put his hands on his flat stomach, and there was a hint of disappointment in his eyes.Jiang Qi wrapped his arms around his shoulders, as if giving comfort and strength to his lover.

"...What's the matter with the silent actions of the two of you? And Li Ge, take back that envious look, what do you really want to conceive? Even if you are ghosts, you are still mighty and majestic men! You guys It’s good to recognize the reality! Concentrate on showing your kindness! Don’t think about such fantasy things!” Qiao Yan shouted at the other three, “There are three of you, I want to die with you!!! "

After jumping around for a while, the office of the crime team returned to silence, the door was slowly pushed open, and Xiao Qi poked his head in, trembling quietly, shaking his head while watching, "It's so tragic, tsk tsk, it's so terrible. It's devastated, it's literally littered with corpses, it's just..."

Before he was finished, he raised his head and met Qiao Yan, who was completely blackened, holding a sword, and his eyes were bloodshot, and he fell to the ground, "I... I, I, I... That... Yes... Yes..."

"What?" Qiao Yan said slowly, his voice sounded like it came from hell.

"Yes... yes... there is something that is not a case... business...need... Xiaobai..." Under Qiao Yan's oppressive aura, Xiao Qi felt his calves start to tremble.

Qiao Yan threw a sharp eye, "Xiaobai is sleeping."

"But... Xiaobai must be responsible for this matter." Xiao Qi moved back slowly, "It was an event organized by the archeology department of the university, and Xiaobai had participated in it before... Our bureau has a lot of contacts with them, and we have handled it. There are many cases of cracking down on reselling cultural relics..."

Qiao Yan thought for a while, and his facial expression softened suddenly, "When?"

"The day after tomorrow at eight o'clock..."

"I see, you can leave smoothly now." Qiao Yan closed the office door heavily.

He took two steps, and picked up the sprawled old Wu from the ground, "Hey, do you know the address of Xiaobai's house?"

"..." Old Wu raised his innocent eyes.

"You have two options, to say, and to be beaten by me to say." Qiao Yan tapped the Soul Slaying Sword.

"...Yanyan, you are really scary today, isn't it because you want to be a father?"

Qiao Yan, "..."

The author has something to say:

It was so difficult to write the big paragraph before, and today I wrote it blindly, so I breathed a sigh of relief