Concave love must have a convex

"Do you think I'm a bit cheap this time?" Li Leyang said to Tong Zhou, who was standing beside him, while shearing the dog.

After Zhang Wenbo drove Li Leyang back last time, the two of them kept in touch with each other casually, most likely Li Leyang contacted Zhang Wenbo, of course in the name of the dog, asking if the dog’s food was good today, and tomorrow if the dog’s food tasted good Fragrant, Zhang Wenbo has always used one word, "good" and "fragrant". Li Leyang was not angry, so he just added "how about you?"

At this time, Zhang Wenbo's answer depends on his mood.

When he is in a good mood, he will say a few more words, such as okay, not too good. At this time, Li Leyang will continue to chat smoothly. When he is lucky, he can chat for half an hour, but most of the time, after asking There is no more text for this sentence.

Li Leyang scolded this aggressive person in his heart, and would not talk to him again next time, and then continued posting at meal time.

It was as if I was chasing him, Li Leyang was particularly melancholy.

He thought I just wanted to find a good-looking flirtatious friend, why is it so difficult? !

"Let me first correct two questions for you. One is that you are not 'this time', you are 'always', and the other is that you are not 'a bit' but 'special'. Together, it means that you have always been cheap. "Tong Zhou stroked the puppy's chin to make the dog look up, he looked at it himself, and started to cut the scissors again.

"Let's not go far, let's just talk about the boyfriend you made last time, you gave it up like a treasure, but in the end, he is a bitch, the kind of pure gold. You can’t take care of your penis, how many times have I told you that you can’t find a boyfriend in the trash, do you listen?” Tong Zhou gets angry when he mentions this, Li Leyang was made into this state by his ex-boyfriend.

In the end, when he got excited, he cut it off, and a piece of hair on the dog's head was missing. After thinking about it, he discussed with the dog and said, "God, I think a short cut is suitable for you in terms of your temperament. Do you think your master agrees?"

Li Leyang glanced at the dog's head, and felt that it was not a problem that could be solved by a small cut. He sighed resignedly, and drove Tong Zhou aside: "Go over there and cut the one I just got. I've already finished trimming the head. , you can just fix your body, I said brother, I called you here to help, not to destroy my brand."

Tong Zhou didn't give in either, he said, "Okay, it would be nice if I would come to help you, you know how popular I am in our store, they are all queuing up, crying and waiting for my haircut, I've advised you You, what kind of dog are you cutting? If you change careers and cut people like me, you have already made a fortune. You must know that dogs are much harder to serve than people. If you were not guarding a group of dogs, how could that bitch treat you like that?"

Li Leyang didn't speak, just cut the dog's head silently, remembering that when he was with his ex-boyfriend before, as long as he wanted to do something, the other party would say that he smelled bad, no matter how he washed it, the other party would look disgusted, and finally prepared It's real, but I can't do it... It's annoying to think about it.

"Besides, I always think that you have a psychological problem, and you should see a doctor."

"Hehe, it's easy for you to say, what did I say to the doctor? Said that I was stimulated and changed from 1 to 0?"

"Your problem is not changing from 1 to 0, your problem is to imagine yourself to be a 0." Tong Zhou frowned and said seriously, "Tell me, you can be hard on weekdays, but you can't succeed with the bitch. That's all, I think the problem is with the slut, without you, maybe you can do it with someone else?"

"Then it won't work if you change someone? Besides, how can you determine whether you are 1 or 0? Or 0.5?"

"What do you mean, you don't know if your ass is itchy or not during sex?"

"..."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that you never had sex. I'm sorry, but I always forget that you are a virgin. After all, there are not many gay virgins in your age."

"..."

"I think, you can find someone to try. Didn't you say that you all took off your clothes and went to bed with the one you found this time? How about it, did you have the kind of asshole that seemed to be bitten by ants, and then especially Do you want to open your thighs and let him come in and fill up your insides, make you tremble, take you to sink in the sea of ​​desire, and hug you to the pinnacle of life?"

"I feel that it's a waste for you not to write pornographic novels." Although Li Leyang said so, he actually replayed the situation that day silently in his heart. To be honest, since he met Zhang Wenbo, he has replayed it countless times.

Whether the ass is itchy or not, in fact Li Leyang doesn't feel itchy, but the dick is itchy enough.

"It's really not possible, brother, I am willing to give up my life to feed a tiger. In fact, if you think about it, it's not impossible... After all, you have a good figure... I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet..."

"Stop it!" Li Leyang wished he could unscrew Tong Zhou's head and open it to see what's inside, there was never a reliable time.

Tong Zhou was not happy anymore, they stared and shouted angrily: "What's the matter, you still despise me? Just look at my face, this line, how can you not be satisfied?"

"I'm not happy with either. I don't like yours."

"Then what do you like?"

What kind... Li Leyang thought about it for a while. Speaking of it, he likes people who are not tall, have fairer skin, have a good figure, are stronger, have a little muscle, and their buttocks are better. They feel good to the touch. ...

Hey, fuck me.

Li Leyang forcibly interrupted the search system in his brain, and quickly cleared the records.

"By the way, what were we talking about just now, yes, the person you're dating, what's the matter, are you planning to develop with him?"

Shit, the record is cleared.

"I said, you dog, what kind of shape are you going to cut?" Tong Zhou pointed at the one Li Leyang cut, "I just cut off a piece of hair, so how can you make it like this?"

Li Leyang has been listening to Tong Zhou's nagging, and his mind is also in a terribly messy state, causing people to be a little distracted. Now Tong Zhou said that he just woke up like a dream. Unfortunately, he woke up a bit late. The dog under him has been cut like a monk. up.

What can I do... Li Leyang can't wait to glue back all the dog hair that fell off.

"In this case, I always tell my customers 'this hairstyle is suitable for you, I got it according to your head shape' and then boast to death." Tong Zhou advised Li Leyang, "Otherwise you and the dog owner will do the same. explain?"

Li Leyang thought about it, and he had no choice but to do so.

He took out his mobile phone and called Zhang Wenbo.

"Well, Wenwen, it's me, I'm Yangyang, no, I didn't take the wrong medicine, let me tell you something, that, that dollar, I gave it a shape today, yes yes, I know you asked me to fix it, and then, um... I think it has a round head like this... The regular teddy shape doesn't fit it well, so I made a special shape for it... ..."

Before Li Leyang finished speaking, the phone was hung up.

"How is it?" Tong Zhou leaned over and asked.

"He told me to stand still, and he will come right away." Li Leyang looked at the dollars standing on the beauty table. He wanted to pay Zhang Wenbo the pound, but he didn't know if it was possible.

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Ever since Zhang Wenbo raised this dog, it was like raising an ancestor.

He doesn't know if other people have this mentality of being abused, but he and his workers have it anyway.

All of them are like being bitten out of their feelings. When they have nothing to do, they go to play with the dog. Today you bring a bone, and tomorrow he brings a ball. The dog is very spoiled. He barks a few times when he is happy, but he is not happy. He didn't even lift his eyelids.

Zhang Wenbo thought to himself who could do with this stinking problem.

Then I took out my phone and saw a message from Li Leyang, "What about you?"

Why does this person ask every day, he is upset and won't reply.

The dog grows quite quickly, and it grew a lot in a month. There were some twists and turns when choosing the name. The director and the others thought of a name like Dabai. Zhang Wenbo thought it was inappropriate, and it sounded too casual. That dog was said to be called Bush, Zhang Wenbo thought, or else they would call it Lincoln, and overthrow them, but Li Lianshun insisted that the two dog names sounded like a couple, but Zhang Wenbo was disgusted, so he quickly changed the name.

Li Lianshun said that he should be called the dollar, and he would always be the real father next door. Zhang Wenbo applauded and said that the name was wonderful, and it really won his heart.

Later, when he heard Li Leyang calling the ugly dog ​​Pound in the pet shop, Zhang Wenbo felt that something was wrong.

Li Leyang told Zhang Wenbo to take the dog to the pet store every now and then, and things were the same, one day the dog needed an injection, the next day the dog needed a bath, and the day after tomorrow the dog needed a full body checkup.

If not for everyone being O, Zhang Wenbo would have suspected that Li Leyang was going to chase him.

Later, Zhang Wenbo thought, it might be that Li Leyang had no friends, and stayed with a bunch of cats and dogs all day long. He was too lonely, so he was very kind to find a living person like him, who was also of the same kind.

As usual that day, Zhang Wenbo brought the dog over again. He saw a customer’s dog in the shop, and he made it so cute. He asked about it and realized that it was the same breed as his dog. Our dog has always been allowed to develop, and has not yet been modified.Zhang Wenbo proposed to make it look like this too, Li Leyang readily agreed, only saying that the dog is kept here, trimming is very slow, it will take a few hours, and I will come back to pick it up at night.

It was not evening yet, the phone call came, and Zhang Wenbo knew something bad was going to happen when he heard Li Leyang's polite voice on the phone.

When he arrived at the pet shop, Li Leyang pointed to the hairless dog lying on the side with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, thin arms and legs, and said that it was his family's dollar, he couldn't believe it.

"Well... let's talk about it to our beautician, this distinguished guest needs to be shaved a few times before he can get his hair trimmed, so he decided to do it like this." Li Leyang pointed to Tong Zhou who was standing beside him and said, "Police Uncle, this is the man."

Tong Zhousheng has nothing to love. He knew that this person was shameless, but he didn't know that he was so shameless.

Before Li Leyang desperately begged him to take the blame, saying that this customer was not an ordinary person, but the one he had contacted recently, except for his bad personality, everything was good, not to mention that if Tong Zhou hadn't cut it first, he wouldn't have done it. Take over and continue cutting.

Although Li Leyang described the matter between himself and Zhang Wenbo as calm and calm, and stated several times that he had no idea about Zhang Wenbo's body, but seeing his eyes shine when he talked about Zhang Wenbo, Tong Zhou, an old driver, also understood something. .

Come on, in order for Li Leyang to recover his sexual happiness, Tong Zhou could only grit his teeth and agree.

Zhang Wenbo looked at Tong Zhou viciously.

Tong Zhou cleared his throat, took out the set of dealing with VIP customers, and started talking.

From dog hair texture to dog shape development history, long and short, more and less, pure and miscellaneous, domestic and foreign, past and present, and even looking into the future later, Tong Zhouzui is blah blah blah. With stop.

Zhang Wenbo stood on the sidelines, thinking that he only heard so much about his brothers, why did he talk so much about pets?

If Li Leyang's combat power is 5, this one is almost 500. Is this also an occupational disease?

Later, Zhang Wenbo felt sorry for him, so he asked Li Leyang for a glass of water and handed it to Tong Zhou, saying that you can take a rest, I know about this, I don’t blame you, I’m just afraid that if you continue talking about it, the dog’s hair will grow Out.

In the end, Zhang Wenbo coaxed Yuan Yuan for a long time, and finally put a piece of clothing on Yuan Yuan, the dog wagged its tail perfunctorily, and followed Zhang Wenbo into the car.

After Zhang Wenbo closed the car door, he remembered that he didn't take the leash, so he went back to the pet shop. When he opened the door, he saw Tong Zhou holding onto Li Leyang's mouth and leaning into Li Leyang's ear. Same.

laugh!laugh!laugh!It's not Maitreya Buddha, no matter how much he laughs at everyone, he has no principle at all, Zhang Wenbo blocked Li Leyang when he decided to get in the car.

"Hey, why are you back again?"

Hehe, I’m sorry to bother you, Zhang Wenbo thought to himself, but said, “I forgot to take the rope.”

"Oh, it's in the beauty room, I'll get it, and I'll take you out by the way." Li Leyang turned around and went into the room to get the leash, and he insisted on watching Zhang Wenbo get into the car.

Zhang Wenbo wanted to leave him alone, and bid farewell as a living body.

Li Leyang stood beside the car and watched Zhang Wenbo go up. Zhang Wenbo just wanted to start the car when Li Leyang knocked on his car window, so Zhang Wenbo had to put down the car window.

"Why?" Zhang Wenbo asked angrily.

"Your hair has grown." Li Leyang said nonchalantly.

"what?"

"The hair has grown, and it blocks the eyes." Li Leyang stretched out a finger and pulled the long hair on Zhang Wenbo's forehead, "Your eyes are beautiful, it's a pity to block them."

Zhang Wenbo thought the wind was messy, and he thought it was sexual harassment, right?

Brother, can you be more dedicated to your work?