Frogwa is not at home today [Comprehensive]

What's it like for a good person to be defeated by a frog?

Bai Zicheng didn't want to answer.

He swung the dagger in the yard without stopping, but he couldn't touch a single hair of the little frog.

Bai Zicheng was panting tiredly, and said in disbelief, "Your goal is too small! It's not fair!"

The little frog snorted, and instantly transformed into a human form, pointed a dagger at him and said, "Don't make excuses!"

Although the boy in front of him must be 1.8 meters tall, why is he still so flexible!

Bai Zicheng used the move taught by the little frog to attack several times but was in vain, and finally slashed at him as if venting, Yuming immediately turned over and slipped away, causing Bai Zicheng to thump and fall hard to the ground.

want to give up...

Bai Zicheng buried his face in the grass and moaned in despair.

Yuming waited beside him for two seconds. Seeing that he was motionless, he couldn't help squatting down and poking his head: "Hey!"

Bai Zicheng pretended to be dead.

Yu Ming blinked: "You won't pass out after falling?"

Taking advantage of its distraction, Bai Zicheng suddenly drew his sword and stabbed hard.

Fortunately, Yuming reacted quickly, and turned his head away in an instant, holding his wrist and saying: "You want to murder the master?"

Bai Zicheng's broken hair was wet with sweat on his fair face, and his cheeks were puffy. Except for the dissatisfied look in his eyes, he looked very harmless.

Inexplicably, Yu Ming kissed his forehead again, and then hugged his hands like a cat.

Bai Zicheng was annoyed: "Put me down! Don't make random kisses, okay?!"

Yuming frowned: "But..."

"Your book is completely nonsense! In our human world, this is only allowed between elders and infants, and between lovers." Bai Zicheng struggled to the ground and explained earnestly.

Yu Ming stroked his chin: "Couple?"

"Don't couples understand? Two people who are going to get married!" Bai Zicheng disgusted fiercely: "Anyway, these have nothing to do with you! Don't touch me again! I'm going to cook, let's finish here today."

"Don't be too sad, it's impossible to defeat the master, but you can defend yourself." Yu Ming followed him leisurely and asked, "What delicious food?"

Bai Zicheng hasn't forgotten to please this guy, so he calmly asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Yu Ming said, "I want to eat rice cakes!"

Bai Zicheng: "==Then make rice cake soup."

At this moment, the stone house suddenly trembled.

Yu Ming immediately became vigilant: "My enchantment has been attacked, so don't move here!"

After speaking, it ran out with a small dagger.

Bai Zicheng believed in its strength, but not in its intelligence. After thinking about it, he quickly took off his apron to follow.

Fortunately, the one standing outside the yard was the triumphant Ibaraki Doji.

Yu Ming relaxed his shoulders: "So you're fine, won't you knock on the door when you're a guest?"

"I knocked, but you guys are too busy to talk to me, what can I do." Ibaraki snorted, "Your barrier is quite strong."

Bai Zicheng didn't know what Ibaraki Doji saw, so he blushed immediately and explained: "No one is fooling you, you misunderstood, why on earth did you come here just to eat?!"

Ibaraki clasped his hands, walked into the yard swaggeringly, the tip of his tall nose twitched suddenly: "There are other monsters here?"

Yuming pointed to the blank painting hanging at the door: "It's a wounded painting demon."

Ibaraki frowned, stared silently at the painting for a moment, and asked, "Could it be a returning bird? I heard recently that her main house was burned down."

Yu Ming nodded: "That's it."

Ibaraki: "Although I don't know who did it, the reason is definitely not simple."

Bai Zicheng felt that Ibaraki's information was more accessible, so he quickly asked: "Why, where did this returning bird come from? Hua Qi said that it used to see the illnesses of nobles."

Ibaraki sneered: "You don't even know this?"

Yu Ming and Bai Zicheng both shook their heads.

Ibaraki: "The one who drew "Returning to the Bird" is the Great Elder."

Yuming and Bai Zicheng: "???!!!"

Immediately, Ibaraki felt superior, clasped his hands and said: "This picture is a gift given to the first elder at the coming-of-age ceremony of the elder. After the death of the elder, the painting returned to the hands of the elder. Later, the returning bird turned into a monster, and it has been kept for a long time. Living in the burned house, the house was originally the old residence of the elders when they were young, but it was abandoned for some reason."

Bai Zicheng seemed to have thought of something, his brows were furrowed as he pondered.

Yu Ming said: "It turns out that's the case, then I'll return Auntie to the Great Elder."

Bai Zicheng refused: "Don't! You didn't see how barren Gui Niao's mansion was, which means that no nobles visited it at all. Who knows what kind of grudge it has with the Great Elder. You have to ask Gui Niao for his opinion." OK."

Yuming's ears were too soft: "That's right."

"This little human being still has some brains. If he caught fire for no reason, someone must want to get rid of the returning bird." Ibaraki flicked his fancy clothes vigorously, and sat down on the little frog chair like a black brother: "I'm here In order to talk about the matter of the Great Elder, um—cook some food, let's talk while eating!"

Bai Zicheng: "... Huh?"

Is the strength of the monster directly proportional to the appetite?

When Ibaraki and Yuming sat around the table and cooked all the family's food in hot pot for a week, Bai Zicheng finally came to his senses.

Wearing an apron, he stared blankly at the side without stopping to stop the food, witnessing with his own eyes what it means to be in a storm.

Yuming had long forgotten the little unpleasantness with Ibaraki, held up the juice and said, "Cheers!"

Bai Zicheng interrupted from the side: "Don't patronize eating, what's the matter with the Great Elder, can you tell us?"

Ibaraki took a sip of water, and said seriously: "I want to relax these years, so I traveled all over the world, shuttling between the demon world and the human world, so I gained a lot of knowledge, and recently discovered a strange thing."

Bai Zicheng: "What strange thing?"

Yuming: "Why do you want to relax?"

Bai Zicheng glared at Yuming, and Yuming shut up.

Ibaraki said: "I'm worried that Gao Tianyuan may make a big move. Since the disappearance of the gods for thousands of years, the demon world and the human world have never interfered with each other. Although hell is not controlled by the demon mansion, there is nothing out of the ordinary. All is well."

"I've read about it in books, and it's all due to Gao Tianyuan's strict management of monsters. No monsters are allowed to enter and leave the two worlds at will, let alone disturb human life and make people aware of the existence of monsters. Otherwise, you will be punished." Bai Zicheng nodded.

Yuming was surprised: "Xiaobai, you are so smart!"

Bai Zicheng ignored it and continued to ask: "So what is your discovery?"

Ibaraki replied: "In the past ten years, the confidantes around the Great Elder have changed countless times, and even the members of the office where monsters stationed in the human world have begun to change blood, and the number of monster attacks that occur in the human world every year has increased exponentially. The personal guards of the Great Elder fought against each other, and found that many of them practiced witchcraft, all kinds of signs really disturbed me."

These days, even evil spirits have to talk about their conscience.

Bai Zicheng's mind was still active, and he blinked and said, "The Great Elder doesn't want to do something to humans, does he?"

Ibaraki spread his hands: "If you really move your hands, what power do humans have to resist?"

Bai Zicheng was silent.

Yuming was very nervous beside him, and suddenly emphasized: "Xiaobai, everything has nothing to do with you! You are my servant!"

Thinking of his parents and friends, Bai Zicheng felt uncomfortable, but he was not overwhelmed, and asked: "But Yu Ming is just a little monster with no official or job, what are you talking about?"

Yuming silently saw Bai Zicheng's uneasy expression, and poked the bowl vigorously with his chopsticks to express his depression.

Ibaraki ate a few bites with his head buried in his head, and then replied: "I am going to write a letter for the specific situation, and I will ask you to help me secretly send it to my best friend. If anything happens, he is the only one left with the ability to stop the Great Elder." Now, even though I am an evil ghost, I don’t want the balance of the universe to be disrupted by reckless desire.”

"Since we are close friends, it's fine if you go by yourself." Yu Ming was reluctant.

Ibaraki: "I won't see him again."

Yuming peeked at Bai Zicheng, but Bai Zicheng went in without knowing.

Ibaraki unloaded a bag from his waist: "Of course I won't let you run errands casually. If the letter arrives, the money will belong to you."

After speaking, he poured the shiny gold all over the table.

Yu Ming nodded immediately: "Okay, isn't it just sending letters?"

Ibaraki laughed: "Little brother is so happy! Don't worry, I won't treat you badly if there are benefits in the future!"

Bai Zicheng was hesitant to speak beside him, although he was powerless to stop him, he was still worried.

After Ibaraki left, the stone house returned to its long-lost silence.

After taking a bath, Bai Zicheng lay exhausted on the bed in a daze.

I don't know what Yuming was busy writing in the diary. It took a long time to write it down, then stretched, sat cross-legged on the bed and asked, "Have you applied your medicine yet?"

The scabs on Bai Zicheng's hands bloomed again due to sword practice and cooking. Although they were washed clean, they ooze blood again.

Yu Ming's expression turned gloomy immediately after seeing it: "Human beings are so delicate and tender, I think you'd better stop working."

Bai Zicheng rolled his eyes: "Aren't you the one arguing for food?"

"I won't eat, I won't be hungry!" Yu Ming frowned, and suddenly took his hand, opened the medicine box and applied the medicine seriously.

The cool ointment suppressed the pain instantly.

Bai Zicheng looked at it silently, and suddenly asked: "Do you know that if you agree to Ibaraki, you will be involved in this big event, and it's easy to get in and hard to get out."

"But aren't you very worried about the human world..." Yu Ming touched his short hair: "You don't want human beings to be slaughtered..."

Bai Zicheng opened his eyes wide: "You agreed for me?"

Yuming said frankly, "There is still gold."

Bai Zicheng couldn't laugh or cry.

Yu Ming put his hand on the bed carefully, and said seriously: "Xiaobai, as long as you stay here well, it doesn't matter if I do something small for you."

Bai Zicheng didn't know what to answer.

Yu Ming's big eyes were full of confusion: "Why do you always want to leave?"

Bai Zicheng was helpless: "What's the matter with me staying in a world that has nothing to do with me all my life?"

Yuming knelt down on the bed sheet depressed, and finally announced: "Then, let's be a couple! Then we'll have a relationship!"

Bai Zicheng: "?!"

Yuming said sincerely: "Although you are a humble human being, short-lived and incompetent, I will not despise you."

Bai Zicheng: "??????!!!!!!"

After Yu Ming finished speaking, he was very satisfied with his decision, so he got down on the ground unexpectedly, leaned over and kissed Bai Zicheng's lips.

It's just a taste, but the soft and cold touch still scared Bai Zicheng into a daze.

Yu Ming kissed once, then kissed again, showing his white teeth and said with a smile: "So soft, now we are a couple!"