Really not a villain
Chapter 57
"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and in the temple..."
Li Qingya covered his ears, in great pain: "Stop talking, my ears are almost callused."
"I'm bored..." Mu Jiangling leaned shoulder to shoulder with him, and sighed, "Who made us lose one person?"
Ying Chen left.Said to go back to the palace.
That night, without warning, Ying Chen said that he would go back, and the time would not be short.Mu Jiangling's movement of gnawing on the rabbit meat stagnated, and he said "ah" in disbelief. Seeing that he didn't look like he was joking, he suddenly felt empty.Surprise was surprise, but he couldn't hold his trouser legs to prevent him from leaving.Besides, I can't hold back this face.
Mu Jiangling was very sad.
Why is this man like this!It was as hard to shake off as brown sugar before, but now it is less sticky than donkey rolling.He couldn't do anything wrong with Chen anymore, so he changed his partner, and Li Qingya was out of luck.Although Li Qingya is very down-to-earth compared to other senior brothers of Xianmen, and occasionally he will be a gentleman on the beam with Mu Jiangling, sneaking into other people's cellars to steal a few cabbages, but after all, he has been a big disciple before, never Some people dare to be presumptuous to him, so they know little about "no seriousness".
Who is Mu Jiangling?Dare to teach Meng Ting to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, dare to lead gods to steal chickens and dogs, facing Li Qingya, a mere old-fashioned disciple, what is there not to be ashamed of?
Mu Jiangling himself didn't know what was going on, as soon as Ying Chen left, he felt that no one was talking, it was deserted, and it was obvious that he was the one who had been rambling all this time.However, since his relationship with Li Qingya was still half-baked, it was not easy to brag about it, so after much deliberation, he chose the safe method of telling a story.
The content of the story depends on his mood. When he is in a good mood, he chooses a serious one to tell, and when he is in a bad mood, he reads some endless tongue twisters to Li Qingya.
Li Qingya: "I want to hear that last time..."
Mu Jiangling: "If you eat grapes, you don't spit out the skins. If you eat grapes, you spit out the skins."
Li Qingya: "...I suddenly don't want to hear it anymore."
Mu Jiangling: "Oh good."
Li Qingya was in pain and couldn't tell.Is there anything more extreme than half-told a story? !He couldn't take it anymore, so he suggested to Mu Jiangling, "Let's take a detour to Wan'an."
"Why did you think of going to Wan'an?" Mu Jiangling clapped his hands and said excitedly, "Actually, I really want to go too. What a coincidence, you want to go with me!"
Li Qingya quietly rolled his eyes.He had already seen that Mu Jiangling wanted to go to Wan'an.I hope that there is still something left in the house that was burnt to ashes 30 or [-] years ago, so as to distract Mu Jiangling's attention, so that he doesn't have nothing to catch himself and twist his tongue.
It's not easy for two Void Returning monks to take a detour.Mu Jiangling's Hong Chen was lost, so he could only use Li Qingya's sword.Mu Jiangling grabbed Li Qingya's shoulders, his hair was blown wildly, and he opened his mouth to pour the wind in, but he still chattered tenaciously: "Wow - it's very stable - I learned the sword art - -nice--"
Li Qingya: "Can't you—shut up—"
Mu Jiangling: "Okay—then I—say one more word—I won't say—"
Li Qingya: "Say something quickly!"
Mu Jiangling: "You-fly-over-over-head-la-la!"
Li Qingya was startled, the hand formula he was holding changed rapidly, the blade of the sword stopped suddenly, Mu Jiangling fell off the sword unexpectedly, and said in horror: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't want to die—"
Li Qingya stretched out his hand to catch him, caught him in time, and slowly landed with Mu Jiangling who was still in shock.
Mu Jiangling took a breath and shouted, "How did you learn the Sword Controlling Art?!"
Li Qingya was angry: "It's not that you are making noises in my ears! If you don't make noises, how can I see the wrong way, and I won't..."
Mu Jiangling: "Ah, I'm sorry."
Li Qingya: "..."
He couldn't get angry anymore, and even wanted to laugh a little bit.Mu Jiangling is a person who usually makes small troubles, and if he annoys someone, he will apologize sincerely.Then continue to make trouble in another way.Repeatedly taught.Don't let him make trouble, he will be very, very quiet, so quiet that people will reflect on whether he has said too much; let him continue to make trouble, the person who is being troubled can't laugh or cry, right and left are not right.Li Qingya said: "You used to walk in the sky, is that the same?"
"Tian Xingdao? There are so many people in the small yard, it's very lively just sitting together! I prefer to listen to their chats." Mu Jiangling's eyes showed a little nostalgia, and he turned his head to look at him again, "You don't like the excitement?"
"Not really." Li Qingya looked around for a while, then turned around and said, "It's just that the teachings I have received have made me not used to talking nonsense with people like this."
"That's it. I'm too presumptuous."
"Did you tell Ying Chen what you said, and you also told me?"
"...Don't say it. You are a person who sees everything too clearly. Let me tell you, Huiji will be hurt, and those who are too smart can't live long. When you should pretend to be stupid, you have to pretend to be stupid."
"Then you're pretending to be stupid?"
"Hey, where should we... go?"
Li Qingya burst out laughing, and pointed: "Over there."
When I went to a place where there are people, I made some inquiries and learned from an old woman that there was indeed a fire more than 40 years ago, but a Taoist temple had already been built there.
"Taoist temple?"
"The fire more than 40 years ago was really horrifying! It was struck by lightning in windy and rainy days, but the fire never went out. Later, the place was so evil that everyone raised money to donate a Taoist temple and invited a few Taoist priests Come to town."
"What happened later? Are you still in trouble?"
"Evil! How can it not be evil! No one can live there at night, and they all go crazy the next morning after living in it. There is only one wandering Taoist, who lived in it for seven days, and then disappeared! Now the Taoist temple is empty , but more than one person here has seen it, in the middle of the night, there is someone standing at the door! Hey, it’s so evil!"
Mu Jiangling laughed dryly, and said via voice transmission: "My master is really amazing."
Li Qingya returned via voice transmission: "Do you know what's going on?"
Mu Jiangling: "I don't know, you'll know if you go and have a look. Let's go."
What the old woman said was true, the Taoist temple was indeed dilapidated, the door was covered with cobwebs, and the grass was everywhere, it didn't look like it was inhabited at all.
Li Qingya stood at the door, reached out his hand to stop Mu Jiangling who wanted to go in, and said, "There is something."
He doesn't say there are people, but there are things.Explain that what is inside is non-human.
Mu Jiangling asked, "What is it? Which type of demons and ghosts?"
Li Qingya closed his eyes and sensed it for a while, then said uncertainly: "A ghost or something? Probably hiding in the house."
Mu Jiangling: "But I think it has already appeared."
Li Qingya: "Where is it?"
Mu Jiangling: "Behind us. Don't act rashly. There are more than one, at least two. One is waiting for us inside, and the other is outside to cut off our retreat."
Li Qingya took a deep breath and said in a low voice, "You didn't say it earlier!"
Mu Jiangling swallowed, and frowned, "I just discovered it too. I'm not very good at distinguishing what they are, so don't ask me."
"Then what do we do now?"
"Each person depends on his ability, life and death are up to God. I call three two one, let's run separately!"
"Three, two, one, run!"
The two of them made a mistake, and rushed out in two directions like lightning.In an instant, two strands of gray threads shot out from the hidden place, one inside and one outside, at a terrifying speed, and they chased in one direction at the same time.
Mu Jiangling screamed: "Why are you chasing me! Li Qingya, have you seen what it is?!"
"It's... a monster! A vicious monster!"
"Monsters? Monsters are fine. I'm afraid of ghosts, as long as they're not ghosts!" Mu Jiangling was overjoyed, and immediately stopped running away. He stopped and released his spiritual power to protect his whole body, and shouted imposingly. ,"bring it on!"
Among the monsters and ghosts, monsters can be said to be the most bullying category.Those with high realms can completely rely on their strong spiritual power to kill them head-on.Of course, there are exceptions to everything, and there are also monsters who win by their sheer numbers.But right now there are only two of them, so there is nothing to be afraid of.
Just as Li Qingya put his heart back into his stomach, a stunned scene appeared.
Those two strands of gray thread showed their shape under Mu Jiangling's feet, bouncing around, harmless to humans and animals, flicking their furry tails, almost rolling in a ball.
It's two gray squirrels.
Li Qingya: "..."
Mu Jiangling: "???"
It was clear just now that he was still full of evil spirits, so he would wrap around Mu Jiangling's ankles and squeaked softly.
Li Qingya doubted: "You raised it?"
Mu Jiangling was stunned: "No, no, I've never been here before, how could there be a squirrel I raised? Or a monster???"
"They have put away their evil spirits and are showing favor to you, yet you still say you didn't raise them?" Li Qingya leaned over, knelt down and touched the gray squirrel's tail, "It's pretty cute."
Mu Jiangling also knelt down and patted the squirrel's head: "Really, it's fluffy... I remember my master once raised two!"
"Your master raised him? Who the hell is he who can tame monsters?" This is terrible. If the monsters can be subdued, the Twelve Immortals may take this method as their own.
"How is it possible? My master raised only two squirrels, and they were not gray."
"But they are all squirrels." Li Qingya pointed out.
Mu Jiangling held a squirrel in his palm, pinched its tail, and the squirrel squeaked a few times.Before he could figure out the connection between this squirrel and that squirrel, he suddenly widened his eyes.
A strange black mist appeared behind Li Qingya.
Because it was too close, Mu Jiangling only had time to shout, Li Qingya saw that his expression was not right, so he turned his head to look.It was too late and then it was too fast, the black mist twisted a bit, rushed over, and slammed into Li Qingya's body with lightning speed.Mu Jiangling just blocked it with his arm, and half of his body became numb and lost consciousness.
The black mist entered his body, and Li Qingya fell silently.
"Li Qingya!!!!!!"
Li Qingya covered his ears, in great pain: "Stop talking, my ears are almost callused."
"I'm bored..." Mu Jiangling leaned shoulder to shoulder with him, and sighed, "Who made us lose one person?"
Ying Chen left.Said to go back to the palace.
That night, without warning, Ying Chen said that he would go back, and the time would not be short.Mu Jiangling's movement of gnawing on the rabbit meat stagnated, and he said "ah" in disbelief. Seeing that he didn't look like he was joking, he suddenly felt empty.Surprise was surprise, but he couldn't hold his trouser legs to prevent him from leaving.Besides, I can't hold back this face.
Mu Jiangling was very sad.
Why is this man like this!It was as hard to shake off as brown sugar before, but now it is less sticky than donkey rolling.He couldn't do anything wrong with Chen anymore, so he changed his partner, and Li Qingya was out of luck.Although Li Qingya is very down-to-earth compared to other senior brothers of Xianmen, and occasionally he will be a gentleman on the beam with Mu Jiangling, sneaking into other people's cellars to steal a few cabbages, but after all, he has been a big disciple before, never Some people dare to be presumptuous to him, so they know little about "no seriousness".
Who is Mu Jiangling?Dare to teach Meng Ting to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, dare to lead gods to steal chickens and dogs, facing Li Qingya, a mere old-fashioned disciple, what is there not to be ashamed of?
Mu Jiangling himself didn't know what was going on, as soon as Ying Chen left, he felt that no one was talking, it was deserted, and it was obvious that he was the one who had been rambling all this time.However, since his relationship with Li Qingya was still half-baked, it was not easy to brag about it, so after much deliberation, he chose the safe method of telling a story.
The content of the story depends on his mood. When he is in a good mood, he chooses a serious one to tell, and when he is in a bad mood, he reads some endless tongue twisters to Li Qingya.
Li Qingya: "I want to hear that last time..."
Mu Jiangling: "If you eat grapes, you don't spit out the skins. If you eat grapes, you spit out the skins."
Li Qingya: "...I suddenly don't want to hear it anymore."
Mu Jiangling: "Oh good."
Li Qingya was in pain and couldn't tell.Is there anything more extreme than half-told a story? !He couldn't take it anymore, so he suggested to Mu Jiangling, "Let's take a detour to Wan'an."
"Why did you think of going to Wan'an?" Mu Jiangling clapped his hands and said excitedly, "Actually, I really want to go too. What a coincidence, you want to go with me!"
Li Qingya quietly rolled his eyes.He had already seen that Mu Jiangling wanted to go to Wan'an.I hope that there is still something left in the house that was burnt to ashes 30 or [-] years ago, so as to distract Mu Jiangling's attention, so that he doesn't have nothing to catch himself and twist his tongue.
It's not easy for two Void Returning monks to take a detour.Mu Jiangling's Hong Chen was lost, so he could only use Li Qingya's sword.Mu Jiangling grabbed Li Qingya's shoulders, his hair was blown wildly, and he opened his mouth to pour the wind in, but he still chattered tenaciously: "Wow - it's very stable - I learned the sword art - -nice--"
Li Qingya: "Can't you—shut up—"
Mu Jiangling: "Okay—then I—say one more word—I won't say—"
Li Qingya: "Say something quickly!"
Mu Jiangling: "You-fly-over-over-head-la-la!"
Li Qingya was startled, the hand formula he was holding changed rapidly, the blade of the sword stopped suddenly, Mu Jiangling fell off the sword unexpectedly, and said in horror: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't want to die—"
Li Qingya stretched out his hand to catch him, caught him in time, and slowly landed with Mu Jiangling who was still in shock.
Mu Jiangling took a breath and shouted, "How did you learn the Sword Controlling Art?!"
Li Qingya was angry: "It's not that you are making noises in my ears! If you don't make noises, how can I see the wrong way, and I won't..."
Mu Jiangling: "Ah, I'm sorry."
Li Qingya: "..."
He couldn't get angry anymore, and even wanted to laugh a little bit.Mu Jiangling is a person who usually makes small troubles, and if he annoys someone, he will apologize sincerely.Then continue to make trouble in another way.Repeatedly taught.Don't let him make trouble, he will be very, very quiet, so quiet that people will reflect on whether he has said too much; let him continue to make trouble, the person who is being troubled can't laugh or cry, right and left are not right.Li Qingya said: "You used to walk in the sky, is that the same?"
"Tian Xingdao? There are so many people in the small yard, it's very lively just sitting together! I prefer to listen to their chats." Mu Jiangling's eyes showed a little nostalgia, and he turned his head to look at him again, "You don't like the excitement?"
"Not really." Li Qingya looked around for a while, then turned around and said, "It's just that the teachings I have received have made me not used to talking nonsense with people like this."
"That's it. I'm too presumptuous."
"Did you tell Ying Chen what you said, and you also told me?"
"...Don't say it. You are a person who sees everything too clearly. Let me tell you, Huiji will be hurt, and those who are too smart can't live long. When you should pretend to be stupid, you have to pretend to be stupid."
"Then you're pretending to be stupid?"
"Hey, where should we... go?"
Li Qingya burst out laughing, and pointed: "Over there."
When I went to a place where there are people, I made some inquiries and learned from an old woman that there was indeed a fire more than 40 years ago, but a Taoist temple had already been built there.
"Taoist temple?"
"The fire more than 40 years ago was really horrifying! It was struck by lightning in windy and rainy days, but the fire never went out. Later, the place was so evil that everyone raised money to donate a Taoist temple and invited a few Taoist priests Come to town."
"What happened later? Are you still in trouble?"
"Evil! How can it not be evil! No one can live there at night, and they all go crazy the next morning after living in it. There is only one wandering Taoist, who lived in it for seven days, and then disappeared! Now the Taoist temple is empty , but more than one person here has seen it, in the middle of the night, there is someone standing at the door! Hey, it’s so evil!"
Mu Jiangling laughed dryly, and said via voice transmission: "My master is really amazing."
Li Qingya returned via voice transmission: "Do you know what's going on?"
Mu Jiangling: "I don't know, you'll know if you go and have a look. Let's go."
What the old woman said was true, the Taoist temple was indeed dilapidated, the door was covered with cobwebs, and the grass was everywhere, it didn't look like it was inhabited at all.
Li Qingya stood at the door, reached out his hand to stop Mu Jiangling who wanted to go in, and said, "There is something."
He doesn't say there are people, but there are things.Explain that what is inside is non-human.
Mu Jiangling asked, "What is it? Which type of demons and ghosts?"
Li Qingya closed his eyes and sensed it for a while, then said uncertainly: "A ghost or something? Probably hiding in the house."
Mu Jiangling: "But I think it has already appeared."
Li Qingya: "Where is it?"
Mu Jiangling: "Behind us. Don't act rashly. There are more than one, at least two. One is waiting for us inside, and the other is outside to cut off our retreat."
Li Qingya took a deep breath and said in a low voice, "You didn't say it earlier!"
Mu Jiangling swallowed, and frowned, "I just discovered it too. I'm not very good at distinguishing what they are, so don't ask me."
"Then what do we do now?"
"Each person depends on his ability, life and death are up to God. I call three two one, let's run separately!"
"Three, two, one, run!"
The two of them made a mistake, and rushed out in two directions like lightning.In an instant, two strands of gray threads shot out from the hidden place, one inside and one outside, at a terrifying speed, and they chased in one direction at the same time.
Mu Jiangling screamed: "Why are you chasing me! Li Qingya, have you seen what it is?!"
"It's... a monster! A vicious monster!"
"Monsters? Monsters are fine. I'm afraid of ghosts, as long as they're not ghosts!" Mu Jiangling was overjoyed, and immediately stopped running away. He stopped and released his spiritual power to protect his whole body, and shouted imposingly. ,"bring it on!"
Among the monsters and ghosts, monsters can be said to be the most bullying category.Those with high realms can completely rely on their strong spiritual power to kill them head-on.Of course, there are exceptions to everything, and there are also monsters who win by their sheer numbers.But right now there are only two of them, so there is nothing to be afraid of.
Just as Li Qingya put his heart back into his stomach, a stunned scene appeared.
Those two strands of gray thread showed their shape under Mu Jiangling's feet, bouncing around, harmless to humans and animals, flicking their furry tails, almost rolling in a ball.
It's two gray squirrels.
Li Qingya: "..."
Mu Jiangling: "???"
It was clear just now that he was still full of evil spirits, so he would wrap around Mu Jiangling's ankles and squeaked softly.
Li Qingya doubted: "You raised it?"
Mu Jiangling was stunned: "No, no, I've never been here before, how could there be a squirrel I raised? Or a monster???"
"They have put away their evil spirits and are showing favor to you, yet you still say you didn't raise them?" Li Qingya leaned over, knelt down and touched the gray squirrel's tail, "It's pretty cute."
Mu Jiangling also knelt down and patted the squirrel's head: "Really, it's fluffy... I remember my master once raised two!"
"Your master raised him? Who the hell is he who can tame monsters?" This is terrible. If the monsters can be subdued, the Twelve Immortals may take this method as their own.
"How is it possible? My master raised only two squirrels, and they were not gray."
"But they are all squirrels." Li Qingya pointed out.
Mu Jiangling held a squirrel in his palm, pinched its tail, and the squirrel squeaked a few times.Before he could figure out the connection between this squirrel and that squirrel, he suddenly widened his eyes.
A strange black mist appeared behind Li Qingya.
Because it was too close, Mu Jiangling only had time to shout, Li Qingya saw that his expression was not right, so he turned his head to look.It was too late and then it was too fast, the black mist twisted a bit, rushed over, and slammed into Li Qingya's body with lightning speed.Mu Jiangling just blocked it with his arm, and half of his body became numb and lost consciousness.
The black mist entered his body, and Li Qingya fell silently.
"Li Qingya!!!!!!"
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