All raid targets are reborn [Quick Transmigration]

"I..." Cheng Run'an wanted to cry again. He had cried for too long before, his eyes were so dry now that he couldn't squeeze out a few tears after squeezing for a long time. It was incomparable to the posture just now, and the pretending was too fake .

Thinking that he was frightened for him, but he was visiting the flower house.Qi Wenhe's face darkened, and he asked again with a heavier tone: "Why don't you come to me?"

"I want to find you too." Cheng Run'an rubbed his leg again in fright, just like a frightened rabbit, "But I'm a man."

"Ask me to come to Hualou?" Qi Wenhe laughed at him sarcastically, "I still know that I am a man, so I should come to Hualou to find a girl to experience the gentleness. I really wronged you by pretending to be cute in the palace for so many years?"

"I'm not wronged, I didn't want to come..." Cheng Run'an found that Qi Wenhe seemed to care more about his coming to Hualou than his real gender. For a moment, his heart was mixed with sadness and joy, and he scolded Chang Zhuoyuan who didn't know where he was. ten times.

"Who tied your legs and asked you to come, who dared, who forced you to order a girl?" Qi Wenhe asked sharply. Seeing Cheng Run'an suddenly became silent and dumb, he sighed and walked forward for two minutes. Step, turned back and ordered, "Follow."

Cheng Runan sat paralyzed on the ground, and when he stood up, his knees hurt and he fell down again. He shook the corner of Qi Wenhe's clothes: "Legs hurt, I can't stand up."

"You are really..." Qi Wenhe finally hugged Cheng Runan, he couldn't help kissing those wet eyes, Cheng Runan closed his eyes and waited for him to finish the kiss before opening them, lying softly in his arms and blinking She blinked and closed her eyes again, as if waiting for him to continue kissing.

Cheng Run'an waited for a while, but the expected kiss did not fall. He opened his eyes, slapped his eyelashes a few times, and looked at Qi Wenhe with doubts and sorrow: "Does my brother not like Run'an anymore? I knew that my brother didn't like men." .”

What he said was full of grievances, turning right from wrong as if Qi Wenhe was a heartless person.

"You still dare to ask? You try to tease me all day long. If you know that you are afraid, you want to run away. If you are caught, you will pretend to be pitiful." Qi Wenhe understood his routine, and what he said had a bit of gnashing of teeth. He adjusted He hugged Cheng Runan, leaned close to his ear and kissed his earlobe, lowered his voice and said hoarsely: "If I knew you were a man, I would have waited for you to do something. I regret not tearing it up sooner." Your clothes are pressed on the bed, and you have the courage to run."

Cheng Runan trembled in fright at his words, and he stammered, "But, but I'm a man, so I can't marry you."

"Whether you are capricious, then what kind of fuss did you just make?" Qi Wenhe hugged him and walked towards the Nanfeng Pavilion: "Whether you can marry or not is up to me."

"I can't have children..." Cheng Run'an started to cry again, and after holding it in for so long, he finally managed to hold back a few tears, "It's still brother, you want to marry someone else, and have children with other concubines, you just want to make Runan Ann is a male favourite."

Qi Wenhe ignored his cries, and asked abruptly, "How is Miss Yinger?"

"Very good." Miss Ying'er is very nice, she is gentle and enthusiastic, and she can sing a little song nicely. When Cheng Run'an answered Qi Wenhe's question meaningfully, she realized that something was wrong when she saw the displeasure on his face. Hastily added, "Not good not good."

Qi Wenhe twisted his nose: "If you are so courageous, you know how to find a girl, look at your cowardly appearance, don't be played by others."

"It hurts, it hurts, don't do it..."

"Miss Ying'er suggested that I go to the Nanfeng Hall to ask." Qi Wenhe touched his nose, and let go of his hand mercifully, "Guess what she asked me to ask?"

"Ah?" Cheng Run'an grabbed his sleeves tightly, and a bunch of messy thoughts popped up in his mind instantly.

Cheng Run'an: [What's wrong with Miss Ying'er! ]

Cabbage: [I am Phuket...]

Qi Wenhe said word by word in Cheng Runan's unbelievable eyes: "Miss Ying'er said that the male pets raised in rich families have rules, especially for you who dare to go out to hang out with girls like you. You have to be punished and tortured so that you will never have such thoughts again. She also recommended to me several methods of disciplining male pets, and as a thank you, I redeemed her."

"I didn't want to go to Hualou, it was Chang Zhuoyuan who wanted to come, and I didn't hang out with the girl, I just took advantage of the opportunity to help Bai Cai take a bath..." Cheng Runan tossed a few times, and he couldn't care less about his hands Dirty, pulled Qi Wenhe's wrist and shook it vigorously, "I didn't mean it, I didn't even touch Miss Yinger's finger!"

"You have to be thankful that you didn't touch her, otherwise it wouldn't be so simple." Qi Wenhe pressed his messy fingers, patted him to keep him still, and continued, "If you make a mistake, you don't have to cry and get over it." , dear baby, you will have a hard time after returning to the palace, don't pretend to cry your tears away now."

"Brother, don't say that, I'm afraid. My legs hurt, my hands hurt, my whole body hurts, brother, you hurt Run'an." Cheng Run'an blushed when he said that, what is pretending, he was clearly showing his true feelings .

"Okay, okay, stop talking, brother loves you the most." Qi Wenhe kissed his lips, hugged him in his arms to cover his face, and then entered the door of Nanfeng Pavilion.

The steward of the Nanfeng Pavilion stood tremblingly, and finally heaved a sigh of relief when he saw these two people coming over.Just now a guard suddenly called him out to question him, but told him to wait and didn't say what was going on. The guard showed him his official badge and remained silent, scaring him into thinking that the shop had offended him. Whoever committed a crime will be questioned by the superiors.

"I heard people say that the steward is very good at disciplining men, so I came here to ask for leave." Qi Wenhe hugged Cheng Runan, and looked at the steward very confused, "My wife is naughty, and she sneaked out to visit the flower house when I was not prepared. What should I do?"

"There is nothing to say about this kind of behavior. Since he dares to come out to visit flower houses, just chop off his thing." The Han married the daughter of a local official, but when he was in charge of affairs, he became a villain that everyone shouted at.The steward couldn't get by in his hometown, so he came to the capital to open this Nanfeng Pavilion, earning some money and taking in men who had the same fate. This kind of half-hearted deception is the most shameful, so I didn't think much about it Just said export.

"Will this be too harsh?" After listening to the manager's words, Qi Wenhe shook his head and said in embarrassment, "My wife was spoiled too much by me, and he actually just quarreled with me, nothing serious happened. I really don't want to hurt him."

"There are only those who are thieves for a thousand days, and there is no one who can guard against thieves for a thousand days. No matter how tight you are, he will always find a chance to slip out." The steward looked at Qi Wenhe at this moment, just like looking at an old friend, and he persuaded earnestly, " How many men in this world care about eating but not beating, since he has such thoughts, you can't get rid of them. Since you said you spoiled him too much, you must be reluctant to punish him on weekdays, which is why he has such courage. "

Qi Wenhe pondered for a moment and said: "You're right, I've always been reluctant to punish him, if there's anything to do, just cry and coax it."

The steward took a few glances at the person in Qi Wenhe's arms, who was tightly covered by the wide black shirt, and then thought about his tone of address just now, thinking that although this person looked high and powerful, he was a rare person. A love-loving person, even when caught or raped, he still hugs him in his arms, and when he speaks out, he feels a little emotional: "It's not easy for a man to fall in love. If this man in your arms It’s okay if you really want to repent, if not…”

Cheng Run'an: [Damn it, I really want to hang myself, Qi Wenhe, why don't you talk!Damn, when will Cabbage go to the next world! ]

Cabbage: [I, I am also on Phuket Island...]

Cheng Run'an: [I'm about to be chopped up and hanged, and you still ask three questions, what's the use of you! ! ! ]

Cabbage meowed weakly, expressing that there was nothing he could do to help: [Runrun, don’t be afraid, if it’s a big deal, chop it up, we’ll be another hero in the next world. ]

Cheng Run'an: [In the next world, if I quit, I will die if I die. Spicy chicken mastermind eats. Go shit! ]

Qi Wenhe felt the body of the person in his arms suddenly tense, and knew that he was frightened by the steward's words.He rubbed his half-short black hair as a consolation, a few faint low smiles overflowed from his mouth, but his face was very serious, he seemed to be quite satisfied with the manager's suggestion, thinking about the feasibility of this approach .

"Brother," Cheng Run'an waited for a long time to hear Qi Wenhe's objection. Seeing that he not only didn't speak, but also laughed, he was so frightened that he wanted to jump up and run away. Seeing the guards guarding all around, he only dared to whisper to Qi Wenhe to beg for mercy, "Brother ,I beg you……"

"Don't be afraid, brother thinks what the manager said makes sense." Qi Wenhe just patted him when he heard his pleading, and what he said was gentle but firm.Then he discussed with the steward for a long time, Cheng Run'an buried his head and couldn't listen to a word, he scolded the system, the mastermind, Qi Wenhe and that damned hacker together, and cruelly smashed the cabbage again blocked.

……

On the way back to the East Palace, Cheng Runan sat in the corner of the sedan chair and turned his back, letting Qi Wenhe talk in his ear without saying a word.Qi Wenhe said a few words on his own without being annoyed, but poked his face pointingly: "If you don't say something nice, be careful that Brother Jiao will chop your thing up later. .”

"You, you can do it if you have the ability!" Now that he said these threatening words, Cheng Runzhi was so angry that he wanted to bite him to death, he trembled and finally pulled the black shirt on his body, took it off, covered his face and smashed it on Qi Wenhe's head on, "Get away from me!"

He finished smashing his clothes angrily, and just as he was feeling high-spirited, he flicked his wrist and knocked it on the sedan chair, causing him to become a cowardly crybag all of a sudden.

The author has something to say: Thank you Rosalinea for mine (*°?°)=3, pass the cabbage to the boss

Regarding Gong Bao, why do you think it’s better to be a man?

It's not as harmonious as you think, look at the sky

Because he doesn’t want children at all, if he is a man, he doesn’t need to find a way to prevent pregnancy, and he is afraid that Baofa will be happy_(:3」∠?)_

Miss Ying'er: Auntie, I will tell you today that younger sisters are not allowed to flirt

Steward: Today I want to let those of you who have flirted with both men and women know that there is a price to pay for doing things!

Cabbage: I'm just a poor little cat.

There are two choices for the next story, one is the homeless rebel leader Shou and the imperial prince Gong, with an interstellar background, Gong is Shou’s former fanboy and now husband

One is a third-rate star with a rumored physique who is attacked by the president of a news agency with a cheap mouth and bold words

Selfishly want to write the first one hahahaha