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Although this conjecture seems to be wildly unconstrained at first glance, it does not seem to be the case at all, but when you think about it carefully, it seems to be somewhat reasonable.Even an anime protagonist like Zhou Tianyi can go to the real world to seduce people. It seems that it is not impossible for Lu Xi to become a system after his death.

"I'll ask it."

Shang Yehua signaled the two of them to stop talking, and called out in his mind: "System?"

"What are you doing?" The system's voice sounded a little listless, but the tone was still flat as always, "Why are you calling your grandpa?"

Shang Yehua ignored his rude words, and said directly: "Are you Lu Xi?"

"What about Luxi and Ludong, I don't know, I don't know," the system said impatiently, "Go ahead, don't disturb your grandpa's relationship, your grandpa is very busy."

Shang Yehua: "..."

He has seen through the cheap thing of the system for a long time. He doesn't say a word of human beings, and always disses human beings regardless of location or occasion, as if he is afraid that others will not know how much he wants to be human.As soon as he pokes the pain point, he jumps up and down, as if he is afraid that others will not know where his pain point is.Although on the surface he is perverted and savage, but in fact he is very stupid and simple, he has no crooked mind, he is happy, proud, angry, jealous, all of them are on the air, even lying is so self-evident .

Shang Yehua affirmed: "You are Lu Xi."

"You are Lu Xi!" The system suddenly exploded, "How could your grandpa be that unlucky human being who can't even protect his wife? Your grandpa is obviously cool, handsome, domineering and tyrannical. The omnipotent system master with a flat tire! He can make stupid humans like you scream in minutes!"

Shang Yehua: "..."

May I ask which one is better than self-recruitment technology?No one wants to rob the system.

"Sorry," Shang Yehua suddenly felt sorry for the system, "I didn't know you were human before."

"Go away! You are a human being! Your whole family is human!"

Shang Yehua: "..."

This way of swearing is also very unique.

Shang Yehua ignored the system, and nodded to Zhou Tianyi and Yang Xiao: "It is indeed the system."

system:"……"

"However..." Shang Yehua tapped the coffee table with one finger, "If the system knew that it was Lu Xi, and we talked about anime and Lu Xi in front of it so many times, it would be impossible for it to completely ignore it." Showing flaws...Yang Xiao, I was shocked by Lu Xi's story at the time, and I didn't pay attention, but now that I think about it, was the system very obedient on our way back to S City from Baijiabao, and didn't say a word?"

"Yes," Yang Xiao thought for a moment, then nodded, "Besides, the fur on its face was wet at the time. I thought it got wet from drinking water. Now that I think about it...was it crying?"

"That's right."

When they went to visit Lu Xi's past in Lujiazhuang and Baijiabao, they didn't deliberately hide it from the system, but when the system went there, it was noisy like a duck. There was an eerie silence.

What does this mean?

Lu Xi probably lost his memory during the process of becoming a system... and judging by the current virtues of the system, I am afraid that even his IQ and EQ have been completely lost.But when Shang Yehua and the others took it back to their hometown, looking at the familiar scenery and listening to the old teacher's talk about the past of Lu Xi and Bai Mu, the memory came back bit by bit.That's why it cried, that's why it was so silent on the way back, and that's why it was so listless when Shang Yehua called it for the first time.

"No recovery," the system suddenly became serious, and the voice sounded a little self-defeating, "Forget it, let me tell you the truth, I don't know if I am Lu Xi, anyway, after hearing the story of Lu Xi and Bai Mu, I feel very sad, and I can't help but want to cry. I know you want to ask me what happened back then, but your grandpa doesn't know anything! Don't even check what time it is? Kneel down."

"..."

Shang Yehua glanced at his watch, it was one o'clock in the morning.

It's really getting late.

Shang Yehua couldn't help yawning, rubbed his eyes with his hand, and simply repeated what the system said: "I feel that what he said is true. But now... it doesn't matter whether it's true or not."

Because none of them can return to the real world within two months, so what happened back then, why did Lu Xi die, why did he accidentally become a system, why did Qi Yang lie, why did he Suffering from depression, why did they commit suicide... These questions, which are very important for tracking down the murderer and restoring the truth, are meaningless to them right now.

The most important thing now is... how to deal with the murderer's sudden assassination, and how to deal with the murderer when he has a buff.

During a trip to the real world, apart from accidentally learning about Lu Xi's story, he found almost nothing about the murderer.None of the three felt relaxed.

"Yang Xiao, how is your situation?"

"I called to confirm half an hour ago," Yang Xiao said, "everything is as usual."

As long as the murderer remained trapped in the river, they were safe for the time being.

"Well, then let's rest first, and find a place to discuss countermeasures tomorrow?" Zhou Tianyi pulled the sleepy yawning Shang Yehua into his arms and leaned on him, and said solemnly, "Yehua is sleepy. Kid Staying up late is bad for your health."

Can this kind of problem of showing affection anytime and anywhere be cured?

Yang Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth: "Okay."

Several people have not slept for more than 20 hours, and it is indeed time to rest.After Yang Xiao finished washing in a hurry, he automatically and consciously seized the second bedroom and went to meet Zhou Gong. When Shang Yehua came out of the shower, there was only a master bedroom and a sofa left.

Zhou Tianyi had already taken a bath in the bathroom of the master bedroom, and wrapped himself in a bathrobe to change his dressing. The belt of the bathrobe was loosely tied, revealing his beautiful pectoral muscles and looming abdominal muscles. When he came out, Zhou Tianyi had just changed his dressing and was cleaning up Looking at the medicine box, he saw that not only did he not restrain himself, but he pretended to inadvertently pull the strap of the bathrobe a little looser, revealing a lot of spring.

"...the male peacock," Shang Yehua was so sleepy that he didn't have the heart to appreciate the beautiful scenery in front of him. He kicked open the door of the master bedroom with his eyes half closed, and threw himself on the bed, "stay away from me when you sleep. , I don't like people getting too close to me."

Zhou Tianyi just flicked it casually, and didn't feel any frustration if he couldn't get it. He smiled and put the medicine box in the cabinet. At this time, he heard the second part of Shang Yehua's words, and raised his eyebrows dissatisfied: "Anyone else?"

Shang Yehua didn't answer.

Zhou Tianyi walked over and took a look. His little lover had his eyes closed, half of the quilt was sloppily spread around his waist, his chest rose and fell slightly, and his breathing was soft and even, obviously fast asleep.

Although Shang Yehua's body has been in a deep sleep, his soul has not rested for more than 20 hours. In addition, his emotions have been ups and downs throughout the day, and his spirit has already been extremely tired. He almost fell asleep as soon as his head touched the pillow. He felt warm all over his body, just like when his mother held him in her arms when he was very young.

He slept very well this time. When he woke up, the sun had already flooded the head of the bed. He opened his eyes with a smile at the corner of his mouth, but found himself clinging to Zhou Tianyi like an octopus. What was even more embarrassing was Zhou Tianyi. Already awake, she was lying sideways on the bed and looking at him, her eyes filled with a narrow smile: "Little Yehua, you have numb my arm."

Shang Yehua: "!"

He let go of Zhou Tianyi like an electric shock, sat down on the head of the bed as if nothing had happened, and stretched out his hands to straighten the neckline of his pajamas.

Zhou Tianyi rubbed his arms and sat up, looked into his eyes with a smile, and said in a low voice: "I remember someone said yesterday that they don't like people getting too close to you? Is this what you mean by not liking?"

Shang Yehua glanced at him, and a faint smile floated on his lips: "Are you 'someone else'?"

Zhou Tianyi was pleased by his words, and couldn't help laughing, but unfortunately the smile withered before it had time to fully bloom.

He heard Shang Yehua write lightly: "Don't be too sentimental, you are not even considered a human being with me, you are just a humanoid pillow."

He wasn't lying about that.

Shang Yehua is an only child, his parents are busy with their careers, and often don’t go home, so from the time he can remember, he has slept alone. When he was scared or lonely, he could only hug the doll his mother bought for him. Growing up slowly, I am not afraid anymore, but this habit has remained.When sleeping, I always like to hold something to feel safe.

However, he has strong self-control. Occasionally when he lives with others, he stays alert even in deep sleep, so he has never done such embarrassing things, but this time I don't know if it is because he is too tired or because Zhou Tianyi is in his Surrounding him subconsciously made him feel safe, so he let down his vigilance.

"..." The corners of Zhou Tianyi's mouth twitched, and then he laughed shamelessly, "Just hug the pillow." He got off the bed, walked around to Shang Yehua's side, and stretched out his hands to trap him on the head of the bed, between his arms and Between my body, I looked down into his eyes, and my voice was as deep and sexy as a cello: "Then, my dear little wild flower, would you like me to be your pillow for the rest of your life?"

Shang Yehua: "..."

This kind of boyfriend who is full of love words and rushes hormones anytime and anywhere is really enough!

It must have been when Lu Xi created him. There was no place to learn from in the real world, so I had to directly move over the hero of a certain Mary Su president article to make an attack. In addition to being cool, handsome, domineering and shameless, there is no such thing as Be a little creative.

Bad review!

However, his sensitivity index is too high now, and Zhou Tianyi has a face and figure that are too suitable for him. Shang Yehua has no resistance to Zhou Tianyi, and he almost couldn't even sit still. visit.

Shang Yehua blushed behind his ears, and said expressionlessly, "Zhou Tianyi, there is someone behind you."

This is a standard horror movie line, and it is still overused.

Zhou Tianyi was speechless for a moment, reached out and raised his chin: "Who is it?"

"Sorry to bother you," Yang Xiao's calm voice came from behind him at this time, "There is something I must tell you immediately."

Zhou Tianyi: "..."

Shang Yehua pushed Zhou Tianyi away with a smile: "Look, I didn't lie to you."

Yang Xiao said: "The person guarding by the river just called, saying that the murderer has escaped."

Ran?

The expressions of Zhou Tianyi and Shang Yehua changed immediately, they looked at each other, Zhou Tianyi asked, "What's the situation?"

"Before dawn, a person guarding the river took a nap. The murderer took the opportunity to climb up the river bank and ran into the nearby woods. At that time, they chased him, but after a short time, the person disappeared. Yes, the person in charge said they searched until morning, but found nothing."

"Stop searching, get out, just send a few people to watch from a distance," Zhou Tianyi said, "He has a gun in his hand, it's too dangerous."

In the river, even if the murderer had a gun, it would be useless, but now on land, it is too easy for the murderer to kill random people.

Yang Xiao nodded, and called them to send a few people to spy on them and pay attention to safety.

The three of them simply washed up, had a quick breakfast, and then drove to the nearest KTV.

At this point, the KTV has not yet opened. Zhou Tianyi is very domineering. He swiped his card directly to book the entire KTV. The manager didn't care whether it was open or not, so he politely invited them to the most luxurious room. In the room, the waiter also delivered the most luxurious snack package and the most expensive wine in the store.

"Is it so important to be rich?" The system hummed in Shang Yehua's consciousness, "I hate you rich people the most!"

Shang Yehua knew what Zhou Tianyi was thinking.

As early as when Zhou Tianyi was hospitalized, they had already imagined what would happen after the anime ended, and proposed several immature plans.What Zhou Tianyi meant was that besides Bai Zichen's family, he no longer had parents or relatives. He was willing to give up everything in the animation world and live in the real world with Shang Yehua.

And after returning to the real world this time, Zhou Tianyi checked the news by the way—those black market antique dealers were really tricked by him, and the banknotes he brought over would disappear after he returned to the animation world.

That said, if in the end they choose to live in the real world, he'll have to start over.

Zhou Tianyi was originally an extremely low-key person, very similar to Shang Yehua's consumption philosophy. He would never be reluctant to spend what should be spent, and would never waste what should not be spent. However, the current situation is special, and he occasionally spends extravagantly... ...It's actually quite cool.

Shang Yehua opened a bottle of champagne, poured a glass into a small goblet, reached out and picked up a spicy crayfish, peeled it open, stuffed the shrimp meat into his mouth, and deliberately tasted it carefully. Only then did he consciously say to the system: "It's so delicious."

"Hundan!" The system hugged Bai Zichen tightly in grief and indignation.

Seeing that Shang Yehua likes to eat crayfish, Zhou Tianyi automatically put on disposable gloves and peeled them off.

"Let me smooth it out," Yang Xiao took it for granted, and turned the volume to the maximum without any surprises, "Since no matter who you two die, time will be reversed, and the murderer obviously knows this, so he picked you two together So if you just want to ensure safety, as long as the two of you are not together."

Shang Yehua and Zhou Tianyi: "..."

What Yang Xiao said made sense, but they were speechless.

"But you can't be together forever," Yang Xiao said, "but once you are together, you have to face the murderer head-on. The murderer has a buff bonus against the sky, he can disappear and reappear instantly, that is to say... Don't say it We are just ordinary people, even if we have aircraft, tanks, cannons and armored vehicles, there is no way to kill him. Unless we have a way to destroy his ability to pass through."

"Well," Shang Yehua leaned on the back of the sofa, crossed his arms with his hands, and rested his chin on his hands, thinking for a moment, "Perhaps... there is one thing we can use."

The author has something to say: There are indeed little angels who have already guessed the whole truth... You guys are so smart!The author looks so stupid!