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Zhou Tianyi suspects that he didn't go out to brush a cup, but went to cast a baby.

Otherwise, there is no way to explain it, but after a few minutes of seeing each other, the child seems to have changed from a beautiful and lovely young man to a gleaming monster, beautiful, seductive and sexy, with a little Natural and innocent, there is an indescribable tenderness at the corners of the eyes and brows, even standing motionless in front of the mirror, it is like a charming scenery, which can easily affect people's minds.

People like Zhou Tianyi, who can walk through thousands of flowers without a single leaf touching his body, and who can calmly restrain himself even if his heart is moved, also experienced a momentary trance.

When he came back to his senses, he found that his fingers were pinching Shang Yehua's earlobe.

The skin on the child's ears was unbelievably thin, thin and slippery, and he could still feel the tiny fluff on his ears, scratching his fingertips, itching, which made him linger on, reluctant to let go.

Zhou Tianyi's heart was full of alarm bells, he forcibly restrained his instincts, and said in a casual tone: "Little narcissist! Have you seen enough? If you have seen enough, take a shower and go to bed!"

Saying that, let go.

But I didn't expect Shang Yehua's reaction to be so big.

Obviously, when the two of them were fighting each other back and forth, Shang Yehua didn't forget to tease him from time to time when they were tearing each other down. face, but now he just touched his earlobe, and he rolled to the corner of the wall like a rabbit whose tail was stepped on, as if he was some kind of plague or scourge.

Shang Yehua seemed to have taken the wrong medicine.

Zhou Tianyi squinted his eyes and looked at the child on the ground.

His white and transparent complexion was tinged with a blush, like the gentle glow of the western sky in the evening, which softened people's heart instantly. He frowned slightly, biting his lower lip with his small, shell-like teeth, his expression seemed to be in pain, It was also like pleasure, the collar of his loose pajamas was torn apart during the tumbling, revealing the delicate and beautiful collarbone, which looked so delicious that he almost had the urge to go up and take a bite.

The next second, he felt that his nose was hot, and when he reached out to touch it, he felt blood on his hand.

Zhou Tianyi: "..."

Dying.

What he obviously likes is the soul in Bai Zichen's shell, how could he be in love with Xiaochen's body?

No... not right.

Zhou Tianyi forcibly took his gaze away from him, turned on the faucet, lowered his head and flushed the nosebleed, thinking secretly.

In the past, he didn't believe in those strange powers, but since he experienced the death of his parents four times, since he knew that there was another world besides the world he lived in, and that what he liked came from another world. The soul of the world...then nothing is impossible.

He remembered that Shang Yehua said during the hypnosis before that the system forced him into this world and forced him to seduce him as Bai Zichen.That being the case, is it conceivable that the changes in Bai Zichen's body are all caused by the system?

Shang Yehua was originally worried that Zhou Tianyi would continue to approach him and tease him like before, but he was not afraid of what Zhou Tianyi would do to him, what he was afraid of was that he would lose all reason under Zhou Tianyi's touch, like the system would show him vividly As described, I rushed over and cried and begged him to do this and that and then that and that and so on.

It's cold just thinking about it.

But he didn't expect Zhou Tianyi to stand there without moving, staring at him for a while with complicated eyes that he couldn't understand, and then, two lines of nosebleeds flowed out from under the straight bridge of his nose.

Shang Yehua: "..."

Taking advantage of Zhou Tianyi turning on the faucet, Shang Yehua got up from the ground. He originally wanted to leave this "place of right and wrong" quickly, but when he passed by Zhou Tianyi, he couldn't help but glanced at him, and saw Zhou Tianyi's eyes in the mirror.

Zhou Tianyi obviously also saw him in the mirror, covered his nose with one hand, and smiled at him slightly, there was a hint of playfulness in his eyes, but more tenderness that was too thick to melt away.

In the blink of an eye, Shang Yehua had an idea.

Why did the system give him five hearts all of a sudden?

As early as when he saw the updated anime, Shang Yehua knew that the person Zhou Tianyi liked was actually him, not Bai Zichen.But not long after returning to this world, Zhou Tianyi discovered that he was not Bai Zichen. Since then, until today, he has not gained a single heart.

What does this mean?It shows that Zhou Tianyi has been forcibly suppressing his inner emotions.

But emotions are similar to floods, they are blocked rather than sparse, and if they are blocked for a long time, sooner or later the flood will burst the dam... The emotions that have been suppressed for a long time poured down, so it crackled his head and heart.

but--

After all, he is not Bai Zichen.

Even if he likes him terribly, Zhou Tianyi has to force himself to brake.

That's why he looked at him with that complicated and desire-filled eyes, so even if he was so angry that his nose bleeds, he didn't move a finger.

Ouch, it's so pitiful.

Shang Yehua said without sympathy: "Ah, Mr. Zhou, you have a nosebleed."

"Yeah," Zhou Tianyi turned off the faucet, wiped the water from his lower lips, pressed Shang Yehua to the side of the sink, and smiled slightly, "Baby, you are not going to sleep now, you are asking Ying to vent your anger on your husband." ?"

Shang Yehua: "..."

"Well," Zhou Tianyi suddenly lowered his head, sniffed his neck, showing a teasing smile, "Baby, you stink. My dear, I have plenty of time to serve your husband, so go take a bath first, and then sleep well Husband is on the sofa outside, sleep at ease, with me here, no one dares to bully you."

Shang Yehua: "..."

Zhou Tianyi seemed to have taken the wrong medicine. He did what he said, and he really didn't bother him again. He didn't knock on the door until dawn, and handed him the clothes that had been washed and ironed at the dry cleaner downstairs. He also straightened his tie, and took the initiative to open the door and fasten his seat belt for him before getting in the car, as if he was a senior disabled person who could not do anything, and "take care" of him in every possible way.

On the way back, I passed by a Hong Kong-style morning tea shop. Zhou Tianyi took him in and ordered a table of classic Hong Kong-style refreshments, including shrimp dumplings, char siew buns, siu mai, egg tarts, rice rolls, steamed chicken feet, fish porridge... A table was full, Zhou Tianyi picked up a crystal clear shrimp dumpling, blew it lightly, and handed it to his mouth: "Their shrimp dumpling is the most authentic, try it?"

Shang Yehua: "..."

As Zhou Tianyi said, this Hong Kong-style tea shop is quite authentic. Although the pace of life in J City is fast and most people don't have time to enjoy morning tea, this morning tea shop is still overcrowded.Now that the society is open, most people are familiar with the public feeding of young couples like this, but if the feeder and the person being fed are two men, then it's a different matter.

Especially the two men are pleasing to the eye, and the one being fed looks like an angel.

Therefore, many people have been watching them secretly.

However, Zhou Tianyi didn't seem to feel it at all, and stubbornly lifted the shrimp dumplings to his mouth, with a gentle smile in his eyes, elegant posture and calm mind, as if as long as he didn't eat, Zhou Tianyi would always eat. It's like growing old forever.

"..."

Shang Yehua reluctantly swallowed the shrimp dumpling with his hands. The shrimp dumpling skin is thin and filling, smooth and fresh, and the taste is really good.

But Zhou Tianyi seemed to be addicted to feeding. He didn't eat a few mouthfuls of a meal, so he just fed him. He wanted to be fed char siew buns, egg tarts, durian crisps, rice rolls, and even fish porridge. Let it cool and put it in his mouth.

Shang Yehua finally couldn't bear it any longer, and said in a low voice, "Are you sick?"

"Yeah," Zhou Tianyi glanced at him with a smile, and reached out to wipe off a small grain of rice sticking to his mouth, "I'm sick, lovesick. I remember when I was young, your mother-in-law liked to read poems, and there was a sentence that said, 'I will never lovesick in my whole life. I miss you when I don’t see you, I still miss you when I see you, I miss you when I eat, I miss you when I sleep You...want to give you the best of the world."

If there is a love story competition, Zhou Tianyi is definitely at the master level.Although it was terribly disgusting, he was able to say it with that sincere and natural tone and expression, as if every word he said flowed from his heart.When he looks at you intently with his eyes and speaks with a gentle smile, even a hard-hearted heart can be turned into tenderness by him.

Shang Yehua was so teased that he rolled his eyes in his heart. He really didn't understand why Zhou Tianyi's attitude changed 360 degrees in just one night. Could it be because the system forcibly added a charm index?

After breakfast, Zhou Tianyi drove him home: "The door is stuck in your shirt pocket. Go back and get a good night's sleep. Think about what to eat first. My husband will take you to eat at noon."

Shang Yehua thought he would go to the company after returning home to change clothes, but he was stunned for a moment: "Don't you need to go to work?"

"Go to work?" Zhou Tianyi said with a smile, "What work do you do? It's not like my husband can't afford you."

Shang Yehua: "..."

Zhou Tianyi did indeed take the wrong medicine.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, he is not the real Bai Zichen, a poor assistant who is sent around by Zhou Tianyi to do useless work all day long, and it is tiring to torture each other, so if you don't do it, you don't do it.

So Shang Yehua waved his back to Zhou Tianyi, went home, took a shower, and had a good night's sleep. When he woke up, it was past ten o'clock. He stretched himself, and was about to pack up and go out for a walk. , the phone rang.

Caller ID is an unknown number.

In this world, he doesn't know many people, and people with good relationships are even rarer. Except for Zhou Tianyi, Bai's parents, and Chen Ding, almost no one will call him.For a while, Shang Yehua felt that Bai Zichen's phone was a decoration, but he didn't expect the decoration to ring.

Shang Yehua was stunned for a moment before answering the phone: "Hello, who is it?"

"I," came a gentle and elegant man's voice from the opposite side, with a smile, "Xiao Yuanlan."

What the hell?

Shang Yehua searched Bai Zichen's memory, but he didn't remember this character at all, and was about to say that you made a mistake, when suddenly, he thought of the anime character he saw at Faxiao Qiyang that day Suppose—what did Qi Yang say that day, yes, Xiao Yuanlan, the commercial rival of the protagonist, is also his rival in love.

According to the correct plot, Zhou Tianyi likes Bai Zichen, so Zhou Tianyi's love rival... of course has an affair with Bai Zichen.

Although I really want to see what this so-called "rival in love" looks like from two-dimensional to three-dimensional, but now he suddenly becomes a coquettish bitch who everyone loves and wants to have sex with himself when he looks in the mirror... or more One thing is worse than one thing less.

"I don't know." Thinking of this, Shang Yehua said coldly, "Hanging..."

"Bingo! The branch plot is on!" The system suddenly appeared in his mind, "Warning! The behavior of the characters does not conform to the setting. If the mistakes are not corrected, the tenth level of mental shock will be activated in ten seconds. Ten, nine, eight, seven... ..."

"Wait," Shang Yehua almost smiled wryly, "What kind of side plot? Is it because Bai Zichen has to 'betray' Zhou Tianyi, and have a relationship with this Xiao?"

"Bingo!" the system chuckled, "Your guess is very correct! Six, five, four..."

"stop!"

From Shang Yehua's point of view, Bai Zichen's behavior of being doted on by Zhou Tianyi and being ambiguous with someone surnamed Xiao is nothing short of cheating.But rather than being drawn by the system, he was more interested in seeing Zhou Tianyi's reaction.

I don't know what it's like for Zhou Tianyi to be jealous?

Furious, awkward, indifferent, arrogant?

Although it is better to have one thing less than one thing more, he is full of interest in everything that can drive Zhou Tianyi crazy.

"three two……"

Shang Yehua said to the other end of the phone: "But who knew each other from birth? They never knew each other. Are you free at noon? Have a meal together?"

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