108 ways to flirt with the CEO

For the next half a month, it is not an exaggeration to describe it as flying like a dog.

Although Zhou Tianyi and Shang Yehua hid a little love and nostalgia for each other deep in their hearts, on the surface they just lost a game, their words were clear, and their faces were torn. Naturally, there was nothing to worry about. No more acting.Therefore, in line with the principle of not dismantling the other party's platform, they quarreled and calculated each other every day, and He Ye, who was suddenly idle and a little overwhelmed, was stunned.

"Bai Zichen," Zhou Tianyi said without raising his head, "send this document to the marketing department."

"Don't go!"

"Oh," Zhou Tianyi picked up the phone slowly, "Then I'll call Aunt Qin Qin now..."

"..." Shang Yehua gritted his teeth and gritted his teeth with a smile, "Okay, I'll go now."

He Ye watched helplessly as the intern assistant named Bai Zichen made [-] trips in one morning... Originally, those documents could be delivered at once, but Mr. Zhou didn't know which muscle was wrong, so he insisted on sending them one by one. send.She had heard that this person was Mr. Zhou's "relationship household" and had personally greeted the human resources department, no matter what his grades were, he would be admitted. Now it seems... It seems more like there is some deep hatred, and he was specially brought here Retaliatory.

But... Mr. Zhou has always been moody and angry. Even if he really doesn't like people, he will probably just let him go.What the hell is making people run errands over and over again?Is it too childish?

It was the first time in He Ye's life that he had nothing to do to read. He looked in through the glass of the CEO's office and saw Mr. Zhou sitting behind his desk with focused eyes. I took a sip of my coffee, and then spit it out all over the floor.

Yeah, is it too hot?

He Ye hurried over to clean up, and heard Zhou Tianyi lower his head and order with a blank expression: "Go and make me another cup of coffee. No oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and other condiments. You know the consequences."

"Ah?" He Ye was taken aback for a moment, "Is there any coffee with these ingredients?"

"..." Zhou Tianyi raised his head, only then realized that he had ordered the wrong person, choked for a moment, and said solemnly, "Yes." After reading the documents just delivered, he smiled until his eyes narrowed With his shoulders trembling, he gave Shang Yehua a big laugh and said, "There are chili peppers and prickly ash."

Zhou Tianyi has always been unsmiling, and there is no such thing as joking with his subordinates. Although He Ye found it incredible, he subconsciously thought what he said was true, and said in a daze: "Add chili and pepper? Chongqing hot pot coffee? Bitter and spicy What a mess, really?"

"Really," Zhou Tianyi stared at Shang Yehua, "Put the ground coffee beans together with ground pepper and chili powder into the coffee machine, and it will be ready in a few minutes. Some people like to do it the most."

With a mysterious expression on his face, He Ye opened the door to a new world. After packing up the coffee on the ground, he walked away with his hands and feet. Ten minutes later, he floated in again like a wandering spirit, and put a cup of steaming coffee on the table. At Zhou Tianyi's desk: "President, you want Chongqing hotpot flavored coffee."

Zhou Tianyi: "..."

Shang Yehua held back his laughter until his whole body twitched, lying on the table trembling with laughter, almost rolled under the table.

The little monster actually likes to laugh, but usually he squints his eyes and smiles slightly, with a hint of provocation and provocation. Although he smiles, the smile rarely reaches his eyes.

This was the first time Zhou Tianyi saw him laughing.

The corners of his lips are curved, revealing a row of small white teeth like braided shells, his big round eyes are almost narrowed into a slit, and there are a few naughty creases at the corners of his eyes, making him look a bit playful, and his smile is extraordinarily clean Bright and dazzling, Zhou Tianyi almost couldn't take his eyes off.

Bai Zichen had never smiled like this in front of him.He was always shy and reserved, with his head bowed slightly and his back hunched, and he spoke softly and in a whisper, not cheerful at all.But this monster is different, even though he is in Bai Zichen's body, even though he still has the familiar face he has seen since he was a child, but it is dazzling and radiant, easily attracting his attention.

Yesterday he talked with Heather Johns on the phone, agreed on the time and plan, and was about to end the call, but he asked in a strange way: "Is this method harmful to the spirit?"

Heather Johns was obviously stunned for a moment: "This is a very commonly used treatment method in psychology. If the recipient is voluntary and actively cooperates, generally speaking, there will be no harm, but if the recipient accepts it passively... Frankly speaking, it is hard to say .”

"Okay, I know."

Zhou Tianyi was silent for a moment, then hung up the phone.In fact, the moment he asked, he regretted it.

He has never been such an indecisive person, and he is especially ruthless when dealing with enemies.But this time, he actually faced an enemy who might pose a great threat to him... His heart softened.

Distressed.

I can't bear it.

Even though he knew that he was not kind, even if he had built himself up psychologically, he was still... reluctant to really hurt him.

Zhou Tianyi looked at Shang Yehua who fell down laughing because of his little joke with complicated eyes, thinking that such a person, such a "boy" with a bright and bright smile... is really the same as the one who occupied Bai Zichen. Is the body, a monster who knows the secrets of this world and does not know any big plans, a person?

"Hey, Uncle Zhou!" Shang Yehua stopped laughing at some point, "You look at me like that, making me misunderstand that you love me very much, you love me so much that you are intoxicated, distracted, I can't help myself..."

"Yes," Zhou Tianyi squinted at him with dark eyes, then walked to his office step by step, pressed him on the desk, and looked down into his eyes, "You are right."

Shang Yehua: "..." What the hell?

Although he knew that the person Zhou Tianyi liked was actually him, not Bai Zichen, but Zhou Tianyi himself probably couldn't tell the difference so clearly. After all, he watched Bai Zichen grow up, and he could be regarded as a bamboo horse, even if he didn't have love, he still had family affection.Now, Zhou Tianyi already knew that he was an outsider who occupied Bai Zichen's body. Even if he couldn't touch him temporarily because he knew the secrets of this world, he would definitely hate him in his heart.

"You see clearly," Shang Yehua narrowed his eyes, "I'm not Bai Zichen."

"I know," Zhou Tianyi suddenly lowered his head and licked his ear, "I know. But this does not prevent me from liking your... body." He closed his eyes, and when he opened them again It was full of joking smiles, he leaned into his ear and whispered: "Have you ever heard a sentence?"

Shang Yehua's scalp was numb, and he stepped back a little: "What?"

Zhou Tianyi smiled slightly: "Assistant if you have something to do, and assistant if you have nothing to do."

Of course the assistant didn't do anything, because as soon as Zhou Tianyi finished speaking, he heard a "click" sound of the document falling to the ground. Looking back, he saw the secretary He Ye, his face flushed, squatting on the ground to pick up the document in a panic. Without raising his head, he stammered, "I didn't see anything. You continue...continue", and walked along hand in hand. He didn't forget to close the door for them, and even intimately Turned the transparent glass wall to opaque.

Zhou Tianyi: "..."

Such a caring little secretary, it seems that if she doesn't do anything, she will be sorry for her thoughtfulness and thoughtfulness.

Unfortunately……

Zhou Tianyi took a deep look at the monster, let go of him, and even helped him straighten his tie: "There is a drinking party tonight...you go with me."

"..."

Knowing that he doesn't drink well, and asking him to go to the wine bureau, obviously has bad intentions.

Zhou Tianyi has been using Qin Qin to suppress him for a whole day. Even if Qin Qin listens to and believes things like the wine bureau, he won't nag him because he didn't go.Shang Yehua let out a light "sneak" and was about to refuse.

“Bingo！”因为他的“识相”而沉默多时的系统嘎嘎怪笑道，“恭喜你，获得第四颗心！可同时获得魅力值+1的附赠加成。现在请选择加在哪一项吧：1.美丽指数；2.温柔指数；3.可爱指数；4.敏感指数；5.妖孽指数；6.阳光指数。”

Shang Yehua: "..."

What the hell is going on?Is there something wrong with the system?Or Zhou Tianyi... like him to such an extent that even though he knows he is not Bai Zichen, and even has bad intentions, he still likes him to death?

How can it be?

"You're the one with a problem!" The system went berserk, "Your whole family has a problem! I'm a smart, intelligent, and wise system master who is loved by everyone, blooms when flowers bloom, and blows tires when cars see cars! How could something go wrong with me?" ? Stupid humans!"

Just being interrupted by the system, after a little hesitation, Zhou Tianyi had already returned to his desk and made a phone call: "Yes, I will take Xiaochen out for dinner tonight, and I may be home late. Okay, um, goodbye. "

Shang Yehua: "..." Even the opportunity to refuse was missed.

"The choice is timed out," the system smiled strangely, "The system will automatically match the charm index. Bingo! If the match is successful, the cuteness index will be +1."

Zhou Tianyi packed up the documents and took off the clothes of the two of them from the hanger: "Let's go..."

His voice faltered.I haven't seen him for tens of seconds, and the little monster in front of me seems to be much cuter all of a sudden, with a small nose and small mouth, and a pair of round black eyes blinking. He seems to have gained a little weight in the past half month, and his face has grown A little bit of baby fat, paired with white to glowing delicate skin, like a steamed stuffed bun, very attractive.

Zhou Tianyi stretched out his hand out of nowhere and pinched his face. It was smooth and delicate, and the hand felt really good.Mr. Zhou, who realized what he was doing belatedly, felt that this action was a bit abrupt, so he put on the clothes in his hand expressionlessly, and said solemnly, "There are mosquitoes."

Shang Yehua: "..."

Even if you want to eat tofu, can you please think of some reliable reasons?In the twelfth lunar month of winter, are there mosquitoes?Mosquitoes in your home don’t need to be beaten, but pinched?

The author has something to say: Thanks for the windy landmines and grenades, thanks to Xiaobei for the mines ~ thanks to Fengfeng for the nutrient solution ~ still a late thank you ~

Thank you little angels for your messages, these two days are too pleasantly surprised, thank you so much~

love you guys

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0804 Edited the text, adjusted the timeline~