108 ways to flirt with the CEO

In this life, except for his parents, no one has ever dared to do anything to him.He has practiced martial arts for many years, and all those who tried to bully him have been beaten to the ground by him.

Zhou Tianyi... is no exception.

He can endure Zhou Tianyi's teasing and molesting, and he will flirt back tit for tat.He regards this as a game between men, and if he appreciates and likes it, he will go up to him and finish him off.But this does not mean that he can endure this kind of insulting punishment.

The system can read minds.

This time he behaved well, he used his thoughts to force himself to think "ah, so comfortable", and even gave Zhou Tianyi a slight smile: "Husband, I see."

At the same time, he suddenly punched Zhou Tianyi's face firmly and firmly.

Zhou Tianyi obviously didn't expect him to make a sudden shot with a smile, and only had time to tilt his head.

boom!

His fist brushed the corner of Zhou Tianyi's mouth, leaving a faint trace of blood.At the same time, the system launched an attack belatedly. Shang Yehua snorted and fell into Zhou Tianyi's arms again. Gently swipe: "Does it hurt baby? Uh..."

"How dare you lie to me!" The system launched a second round of mental electric shock angrily, "Stupid human!"

"You are the one who lied," Shang Yehua smiled contemptuously in his heart, "Since I am a stupid human being, then may I ask... what is it that you are easily deceived by stupid human beings? Hmm?"

The system trembled with anger, and launched the third round of mental electric shock without interval.

Shang Yehua fell headfirst from Zhou Tianyi's body, and was picked into his arms by Zhou Tianyi with quick eyesight and hands.He squeezed his eyes slightly, frowned tightly, clenched his teeth, his whole body was shaking like chaff, cold sweat dripped from his forehead, Zhou Tianyi felt a trace of dampness in the hand around his waist, frowned and touched it, only to realize that, The cold sweat on his body even soaked the sweater.

He suddenly thought of Bai Zichen's sensitive nerves and fear of pain.

The cold sweat drenched the clothes. It seemed that it was not an act, but a real pain.Even if he wasn't Bai Zichen, he would still feel the pain until his whole body trembled, the pain made cold sweat drip down, the pain caused his two natural long and neat eyebrows to be tightly knit together, the pain... made him feel distressed uncontrollably.

Damn it, he regretted hitting him just now.

Zhou Tianyi frowned, picked Shang Yehua up by the waist, and carried him to the lounge inside, carefully placed him on the bed, and stretched out his hand to pull his trouser waist, but was held down by Shang Yehua: "Mr. ,Please behave."

self-respect?Ho!

I don't know who teased him shamelessly just now, and said in a soft voice, husband, you can "educate" me, I am really looking forward to it.Now he said something arrogant again.

late.

Zhou Tianyi forcefully broke away his hand, untied his belt, and pulled down his trouser waist, then he was stunned for a moment.

As far as the eye can see is a large area of ​​snow-white skin, like the white porcelain of Xing Kiln, with a light matte finish, without a trace of blemishes, let alone the red palm prints he imagined.Although the child is thin, but the buttocks are very upturned, the double mounds are round, plump and full of elasticity, the fingertips inadvertently swipe across the top, the touch is smooth and delicate, and the fine hairs stand up where they pass, like ripples in a pool of spring water .This may be too pale and weak for a man, and it is not his favorite style, but when he thinks that there is a mysterious and powerful monster hidden in this body, he feels his heart tremble.

At this moment, he heard him groan very lightly.

It can be heard that this low moan was suppressed with all efforts, and it was stuffed in the throat, but because of it, it became more sexy and indescribably seductive.

Zhou Tianyi felt a tightness in his throat and a heat in his lower abdomen, and he almost had the urge to pull people over and rectify the law on the spot.

It just feels so fucked up.

On the one hand, he clearly knows that this thing is not good, and may have other plans, but on the other hand, he can't help but be attracted to him, and feel sorry for him.That's all, this monster is still living in his brother's body, making him want to do something to him, to kill him... he can't even do it.

With deep eyes, he stared at the back of his head for a while, reached out and roughly lifted his trouser waist, zipped it up, and tied the belt back, and said in a deep voice, "Are you okay?"

"It's okay." Shang Yehua was almost used to being tossed about by the system. After a sigh of relief, he smiled and watched Zhou Tianyi carefully fasten his belt, and even whistled rather indecently, "It's really virtuous."

Zhou Tianyi: "..."

Shang Yehua half sat up from the bed, stretched out his hand to take Zhou Tianyi's tie, and looked into his eyes with a smile: "Brother, does my ass look good?"

"Looks good," Zhou Tianyi chuckled, holding his hand holding his tie, "Why, can't take it anymore? You little slut."

Shang Yehua smiled without saying a word, and punched him on the chin.

The system had exhausted all its energy, and it was jumping up and down in anger, bluffing in his mind, but Shang Yehua didn't bother to talk to him at all, the punch was hard and precise.

Zhou Tianyi was held by his tie, unable to dodge, he could only block his fist with his palm at the critical moment, but the distance was too close, even so, he was knocked on the chin.Zhou Tianyi held his wrist, pressed his hands to the top of his head, and looked dangerously: "You provoke me again and again, is it because of your ass? Believe it or not, I'm fucking you now?"

"I don't know who said that I will not be forced to do anything until I am willing to lie down and let myself be fucked." Although Shang Yehua was in a passive state of being suppressed, he was not in a hurry, but tried to find Taking a comfortable position, he raised his eyebrows at him with a smile, "Mr. Zhou, have you forgotten what you said so quickly? Or are you used to talking back and forth?"

Before, Shang Yehua had been worried about what Zhou Tianyi would really do to him, but after watching the anime, he was completely at ease.Although Zhou Tianyi is good at flirting and is quite a rascal in private, he definitely does what he says, not to mention that Bai Zichen is Aunt Qin Qin's son.Taking a [-]-step back, even if he didn't keep his word, he would never mess around with Bai Zichen.

Zhou Tianyi squinted his eyes and let go of Shang Yehua.

Shang Yehua rubbed his red wrist, then lifted his chin meanly: "Does it hurt?"

Zhou Tianyi stretched out his hand to pinch his troubled hand, and said with a half-smile, "What do you think?"

"I'm sorry," Shang Yehua met his gaze without avoiding it, and said with a smile, "But you provoked me first, so you can't blame me."

"Oh? If that's the case, then who teased me first? And said shyly, 'Husband, come and educate me, I'm looking forward to it', why, are you afraid again when things are about to happen?"

Shang Yehua coughed lightly and shrugged: "Whatever you think, it's not me."

"Really?" Zhou Tianyi smiled, looked down at his eyes, his eyes were dark, "It's not you, who is that?"

"Don't you know? I have schizophrenia."

"Oh? Are you sure it's schizophrenia? Not a split personality?" With a mocking smile on the corner of Zhou Tianyi's mouth, he stretched out his hand to straighten his clothes, "What a pity, I wanted to hire you a psychiatrist from abroad. , it seems that sending you directly to a mental hospital is the right choice, what do you think, baby?"

Shang Yehua: "..."

After Zhou Tianyi finished speaking, he re-tied his tie in front of the full-length mirror, and left him and left the lounge.Shang Yehua took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, googled schizophrenia and split personality, and then he became Spartan.

Although there is only a difference between schizophrenia and split personality, the former is a serious mental illness, while the latter is just a personality disorder, which belongs to the category of mental illness.

This is so fucked up, he even scolded himself crazy.

Ha ha.

Shang Yehua twitched the corners of his mouth, and only then did he realize that the clothes on his body were soaked in cold sweat, sticking to his body with dampness, making him extremely uncomfortable.

The interview was scheduled for three o'clock in the afternoon, and it's past two o'clock now. It must be too late to go back and change clothes. Shang Yehua hesitated for a moment, and honestly opened Zhou Tianyi's wardrobe, picking out one by one to try, but... Zhou Tianyi's The clothes are really too big, and each piece looks like a sack.

Forget it, let's just make do with it.

Shang Yehua tucked the hem of his shirt into the waist of his trousers, rolled the sleeves around his wrists, put the damp woolen sweater back on again, and finally stuffed the clothes he shook out into the closet indiscriminately.

The moment he closed the door, he found a row of paper bags in the lower right corner of the cabinet door.

Shang Yehua hesitated for a moment, then took out the bag. Inside were shirts, suits, trousers, coats, sweaters, thermal underwear, cashmere socks, and even a pair of pure cotton boxer briefs and several pairs of thongs. Brand new, didn't even remove the tag.Shang Yehua glanced at them, and they were all in Bai Zichen's size.

Tsk, it's really boring, but... Zhou Tianyi even knows the size of Bai Zichen's underwear?

Or did you just buy it based on guesswork?

Shang Yehua felt that there was a fluffy kitten in his heart, ready to move, he took off all his clothes by accident, put on a pair of boxer briefs, and looked left and right in the mirror.Not too big, not too small, not too loose, not too tight, just right.

The eyes are really poisonous.

If he hadn't watched anime and knew that Zhou Tianyi hadn't thought about Bai Zichen before, he would have suspected that the two of them had already slept together.

Shang Yehua kept trying on every pair of underwear.The second pair of leopard-print thongs were a little tight, and he felt a little nervous. When he was reaching out to adjust, the door of the lounge was pushed open with a "squeak". Zhou Tianyi appeared at the door and saw him With this appearance, he was obviously stunned for a moment, and his footsteps stopped suddenly.

Wearing only a pair of flamboyant thongs, Shang Yehua, who was strangled to the bone, felt really hurt.

The two faced each other silently with a distance of one meter, one was well-dressed, and the other was only wearing a pair of coquettish thongs, which couldn't even cover her buttocks.

Zhou Tianyi was only stunned for a second, then raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Yes, it's quite sexy." As he spoke, he took two steps forward, pressed him in front of the mirror, squeezed his buttocks gently, and looked down at him. He whispered in his ear: "Very coquettish."

The author has something to say: Thank you for Doudou, the cute little salted fish, Xiaobei for the mines, thank you for the nutrient solution of Xiaobei, Buraro, Fengfeng, and Yuyu, thank you for being late~Thank you for the little angels who left comments , very sweet, love you!

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