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At that moment, Zhou Tianyi suddenly had an idea, if he recorded every word, deed and every move of his second personality and showed it to No. 1, how would he react?

Zhou Tianyi reached out and lifted his chin, and smiled lightly: "Okay, no problem. First feed your upper mouth, and you can eat whatever you want at night."

Bai Zichen blushed, buried her face in Zhou Tianyi's arms shyly, and said in a low voice, "This is what my brother said, and I can't go back on my word." Then he stretched out the little finger of his left hand: "Pull the hook."

"..." Zhou Tianyi said in his heart that you asked for it yourself. Don't blame me. He thought about reaching for the phone in his pocket, turning on the tape recorder, and whispering in his ear, "What hook? What did you promise me just now?" ? Why can’t you go back on your word? Huh?”

Bai Zichen became anxious, and raised his head from his arms: "Didn't my brother just promise me to let me eat... eat your big baby at night? How can you keep your word?"

"Eat my big baby?" Zhou Tianyi reached out and touched his face, "Where can I eat my big baby?"

"Use... the small mouth of... below it."

"Then do you want to?"

"Of course... I would."

"Didn't the teacher teach you Chinese? The subject, verb and object must be complete. If you say it completely, I will hook you up."

Bai Zichen's face flushed red, he was so ashamed that he didn't even dare to lift his eyelids, and said in a low voice like a mosquito humming: "Brother promised Xiaochen that at night, let Xiaochen use... use the small mouth below to eat brother's big baby. Xiaochen is very happy." ……very willing to."

Zhou Tianyi hooked his little finger with satisfaction: "So cute."

As he spoke, he reached into his pocket and turned off the tape recorder.

Shang Yehua was disgusted to the point of disgust. Even though he had regained control of his body at the moment of pulling the hook, he was still so nauseated that he didn't want to talk.

Zhou Tianyi put his arms around his waist: "Go, brother will take you to dinner."

It’s already 01:30 in the afternoon, and he has an important meeting at 02:30 in the afternoon, so he didn’t have time to take him to a good meal, so he found a clean beef noodle shop on the side of the road and ordered two bowls of beef pink.

It was past meal time and there were not many customers in the store, so two bowls of beef noodles were served quickly.The snow-white rice noodles are covered with a thin layer of sauce-red beef slices, dotted with green onions and coriander, just looking at it is pleasing to the eye, and it makes people's index fingers move, and Shang Yehua is already hungry at this moment. With my heart on my back, I was hooked by the smell of beef powder, and I felt even more hungry, so I simply ignored Sanqi 21 and just ate it first.

This sour soup beef noodle tastes really good. It is delicious, hot and sour, smooth and chewy. It is paired with crispy sour radish and lotus white. The taste is not to mention how good it is.Shang Yehua finished a bowl in two mouthfuls, and Zhou Tianyi pushed the bowl in front of him too.

"You don't eat?"

"I thought you were having trouble with me and refused to have lunch with me, so I ate it first. This bowl is specially ordered for you, and I'm afraid you won't be full after one bowl."

"Who the hell is at odds with you? I don't have that much time to spare." Shang Yehua finished eating beef noodles and honestly began to eat.

"Since you don't want to quarrel with me, then..." Zhou Tianyi looked at him with a smile, and deliberately lowered his voice, "Go to my house at night?"

After such a long time eating obediently and not acting like a demon, with a cold expression and a cold tone, Zhou Tianyi has already seen that the No. 1 character of the child has returned, so he deliberately teased him.

"..." Shang Yehua pretended not to understand anything, "I have my own home, why should I go to yours?"

He ate in a hurry just now and couldn't suppress his hunger. Now that he had recovered, he felt full after only two bites.

Zhou Tianyi smiled sullenly and said, "If you can't eat it, don't force it." He said and handed over a tissue.

Shang Yehua wiped his mouth: "Thank you for the meal, let's go first."

"Okay," Zhou Tianyi paid the bill, and when he went out, he whispered in his ear, "I'll call you when I'm done, and feed you brother's big baby at night. We agreed."

"..." The corner of Shang Yehua's mouth twitched slightly, "Hook? Kui Zhou can always think of such a childish excuse."

"I knew you had to deny it."

Zhou Tianyi took out his mobile phone, shocked the recording to play, and pulled it to the end. Shang Yehua's own mosquito-like humming voice came from inside: "Brother promised Xiaochen, let Xiaochen use... use the small mouth below to eat brother's food at night." Big baby. Xiaochen is very... very willing."

Then came Zhou Tianyi's deep and magnetic voice: "You're so good."

The recording stopped abruptly.

"Look," Zhou Tianyi smiled and spread his hands, "You said you were willing. I didn't spread the rumor."

Shang Yehua: "..."

Taking advantage of Zhou Tianyi's unpreparedness, he grabbed the phone with his hands, quickly deleted the recording, and threw the phone back to Zhou Tianyi, raising his eyebrows at him.

"It doesn't matter, as long as you are happy," Zhou Tianyi said with a smile, "I guessed that you would come to this move, so I made a backup in advance."

"Whocares," Shang Yehua shrugged, "Now that the sound synthesis technology is so advanced, Mr. Zhou has a lot of money. It must not be difficult to hire someone to forge such a plausible conversation. I doubt Mr. Zhou's emotional intelligence. I'm not interested, you are just playing hooligans, I can call the police, if you are really interested in me..." Shang Yehua looked up into his eyes: "If you do this, not only will you not be able to catch up with people, but it will also easily be annoying. "

Zhou Tianyi couldn't help laughing when he saw the serious nonsense of a child and an adult: "Really?"

"of course."

"You were the one who teased me first, if you said to call the police...it should be me who called the police, right?" If he didn't know that Bai Zichen probably didn't know what he had done, he couldn't help admiring his ability to beat back. Zhou Tianyi opened the car door, "But you are right about one thing, I really like you."

"..."

For some reason, even though Shang Yehua was sure that he was only interested in Zhou Tianyi's beautiful body, at this moment, he still felt like his heart was hit by something, and he jumped twice.

"I was really teasing you just now. I won't force you to do anything until you are willing to lie down and let yourself be fucked. You can rest assured about this," Zhou Tianyi looked down into his eyes, with a little carelessness in his seriousness Smiling, "Don't believe me, what I said is true. On the one hand, the real murderer behind the motorcycle incident has not been found out, so it is impossible to involve you irresponsibly at this time. Besides, Your mother is my aunt, and I can't just mess around. The most important thing is that I am not afraid of waiting for beautiful things. I am patient. I will wait for the day when you really fall in love with me and marry me willingly, and then we will spend weddings with you , when the time comes, brother will love you well all night. Besides..." He lowered his head and whispered in his ear: "I don't like rape/corpse."

Zhou Tianyi's breath blew by his ears, itching from the pinnae to his heart, his body felt a little weak for no reason.

He didn't expect Zhou Tianyi to say this to him.Although there was a joking element in it, he could hear his seriousness.He didn't expect that Zhou Tianyi didn't just tease and play with him casually, but really wanted to have a serious relationship with him, really wanted to marry him, and wanted to be responsible to him.

Unfortunately……

Shang Yehua looked at Zhou Tianyi with complicated eyes.

It's a pity that he is not the real Bai Zichen, but another soul temporarily occupying Bai Zichen's body.If Zhou Tianyi knew that his dear brother's body was occupied by another person, he might wish to kill him.

And Zhou Tianyi is not a real person of flesh and blood, but just a character in a book or a comic.Even if he has mastered the channel to communicate the two worlds, it is probably impossible to stay permanently, just like him, once the task is completed, he must go back.

What's more, he didn't know what Zhou Tianyi's intentions were when he went to the martial arts hall to find him that day.

I am indeed interested in you, but I dare not and cannot like you.

"I'm sorry," Shang Yehua looked into his eyes coldly, "I don't like you at all."

"Don't like me?" Zhou Tianyi smiled, "Don't like me, you tease me with your feet under the table? Don't like me, you use your body to block the motorcycle for me? Don't like me stealing my underwear while I'm not at home? Smell? Don't like me..."

"Enough!" The corner of Shang Yehua's mouth twitched, but he still looked at him calmly, "You may not believe me, I didn't do those things."

"I know," Zhou Tianyi pressed the remote control car lock and opened the door, "You have a split personality."

Shang Yehua: "..."

"I won't mind," Zhou Tianyi leaned on the car door and looked back at him, "split personality is not an incurable disease, I will hire you the best doctor. Of course, it doesn't matter even if it can't be cured, marry you People, it is equivalent to having at least two boyfriends. I still earned it."

Shang Yehua: "..."

"It's too late, so I won't send you off," Zhou Tianyi glanced at his watch, took out the key card and threw it to Shang Yehua, "Go back to school, go home, or stay at my house, it's up to you. I only have one request... ..." Zhou Tianyi got into the car, rolled down the window, and blinked at him: "Honey, be careful on the road. See you at night."

After the meeting, it was already 04:30 in the afternoon. Zhou Tianyi returned to the office, read and approved all the important documents accumulated in the past two days, and asked the secretary to bring them to execute.When he raised his head again, it was already dark, and the time was [-]:[-] in the afternoon. He reached out and rubbed his sore wrist, and suddenly thought of his child.

Zhou Tianyi knew that his morning was the last exam of the semester, and it was considered winter vacation after it was over.I don't know where the child went to play in the afternoon, and whether he went to his house.The written test results have been announced, and interviews will be arranged after New Year's Day. At that time, the children can be brought in for an internship, as a special assistant or something, to do things when they have something to do, and to tease the assistant when they have nothing to do. It would be wonderful to think about it.

Thinking of this, he felt a little itchy in his heart. He couldn't help turning on the computer and connecting to the internal surveillance system of their house. He couldn't wait to know whether Xiaochen had gone to his house and what he was doing.

He has not used this monitor since it was installed. It is completely a decoration. He did not expect it to come in handy today. It took him a little effort to enter the correct password and connect remotely. After a while, several small squares appeared on the computer screen. , Zhou Tianyi saw a figure in one of the small squares at a glance.

It's so good, I know I'm home.

Zhou Tianyi couldn't help laughing, and clicked on the small square. When he saw what Bai Zichen was doing, his eyes suddenly froze.