108 ways to flirt with the CEO

Shang Yehua only felt a bang in his head, and the blood in his whole body rushed to the top of his head in an instant.

This kind of thing of hugging someone else's underwear and sniffing at it, and being caught by the person concerned...... It's really shameful.So even though Shang Yehua had regained control of his body, he still didn't dare to move.

There has never been a moment in his life that was more embarrassing than this moment, and he really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get down.

However, there is no such thing as ground seams.

So... Shang Yehua had to force himself to calm down and take a deep breath until he felt the heat on his face drop, then he put down his underwear, folded them as if nothing had happened, stood up calmly, and smiled as he did at the negotiating table before A moment: "I think you've misunderstood."

"Oh? Misunderstood?" Zhou Tianyi raised his eyebrows, "Without the owner's permission, he broke into my cloakroom and sniffed my underwear..." Zhou Tianyi chuckled: "Puppy, I didn't think of it." What does that mean, what does that mean?"

"..." Shang Yehua gritted his teeth secretly, wishing to tear up that bastard in the system, but he had no choice but to continue talking nonsense, "I'm a little dizzy, I wanted to come over and wipe my sweat with a clean towel, accidentally... I took it wrong. Sorry." He said and wanted to put the underwear back in the cabinet, but thought that he had just "wiped his sweat" and it seemed that it would not be good to put it back directly, so he hesitated for a moment: "Otherwise... I will wash it before I wash it. You put it back?"

This kind of arrogant and petite appearance who is obviously extremely shy but pretends to be calm and indifferent is simply too cute!

"Okay," Zhou Tianyi looked down at his child. There was still a layer of peach pollen on his cheeks, and there was still a blush that hadn't faded from the corners of his eyes, but he was talking nonsense with a cold face. What's the matter, it made him itch in his heart, and he couldn't help laughing in a low voice, "My baby is sensible, and I know how to wash my husband's underwear. So good!"

Shang Yehua: "..."

Zhou Tianyi didn't even say he minded, just stuffed it back for him, why did he add to the snake?

Shang Yehua reached out and lifted Zhou Tianyi's chin: "First, we don't know each other that well, so we can't take such a serious joke from Mr. Zhou. Second..." He smiled: "I am 1. If Mr. Zhou is willing to I can think about it carefully if I condescend to be hurt by others."

After speaking, he let go of Zhou Tianyi's chin, rolled up his underwear, and threw them into the trash can.

Zhou Tianyi couldn't help laughing at the child's provocative and slightly arrogant eyes.Dare to covet him with such a small body, ambitious and strong enough!

系统：“恭喜你，获得第二颗心！可同时获得魅力值+1的附赠加成喔。现在请选择加在哪一项吧：1.美丽指数；2.温柔指数；3.可爱指数；4.敏感指数；5.妖孽指数；6.阳光指数。”

Shang Yehua: "..."

"The choice is timed out," the system laughed twice, "The system will automatically match the charm index. Bingo! If the match is successful, the enchantment index will be +1."

Shang Yehua: "..."

I don't know if it's his illusion, or it's because Xi Shi is in the eye of the beholder. He feels that the child opposite seems to be a little more beautiful, which tickles his heart: "Let's go, I'll take you to dinner."

"No, I cooked the noodles."

Shang Yehua went back to the kitchen with a dark face, brought out a bowl of noodles, put it on the dining table and started to eat on his own.Zhou Tianyi also followed, picked up the remaining bowl of noodles, put it under his nose and smelled it: "It's really fragrant. Such a virtuous person, I don't know where I got the blessing in my life."

"You're thinking too much," Shang Yehua said coolly, "I'm just afraid that I won't be able to eat enough from a bowl."

"Really? That's fine."

Zhou Tianyi smiled and pushed the noodles in front of him, and sat opposite him with his arms folded, watching him eat the noodles calmly.

With Zhou Tianyi's big Buddha standing opposite him, Shang Yehua was a hundred times uncomfortable. He unknowingly speeded up his eating, and quickly finished the first bowl, but when he was about to eat the second bowl, he found that he was already full.

Cooking two bowls of noodles is Shang Yehua's long-standing habit. For a moment, he forgot that his body is far from what it used to be. He is small and weak, and his appetite is much smaller. I couldn't even squeeze a single noodle in for a while.

But Zhou Tianyi was still sitting opposite, waiting to see his joke.

Shang Yehua was heartbroken, picked up a pair of chopsticks and was about to send noodles to his mouth, but Zhou Tianyi suddenly stretched out his head, snatched away the noodles in his hand, chewed them carefully a few times, and commented lightly: "Well, Light and refreshing, not bad."

Shang Yehua: "..."

"Why don't you eat it?" Zhou Tianyi said with a smile, "I think my saliva is dirty? Then I'm not polite." He moved the bowl in front of him grandly, and took away the chopsticks in his hand. I ate it without seeing it.

The bottom of a bowl of noodles was reached in the blink of an eye, Zhou Tianyi sucked in the last noodle, and then licked his chopsticks: "Xiao Chen, your bottom is so delicious."

Shang Yehua: "..."

Maybe it's because of his fierce appearance, Zhou Tianyi feels very cold, even when he smiles gently, he looks a little unkind, but the last two meetings, Zhou Tianyi seems to be a different person Well, it's as if he's hooking someone up, which makes a calm person like him a little bit overwhelmed.

Sure enough, people are shameless, and the world is invincible.

"I still have an exam in the afternoon." Shang Yehua stood up, picked up his coat, "Let's go first."

Although he is an excellent student with a double degree, he is short of feet and knows nothing about literature. He casually flipped through Bai Zichen's textbooks a couple of days ago. I passed the exam, but compared to being alone with Zhou Tianyi, the exam is easier.

"No, you're still sick."

"It's ready."

As soon as Shang Yehua finished speaking, he couldn't help but sneezed again.

"Brave again," Zhou Tianyi reached out and grabbed his back clothes, easily brought him into his arms, reached out and touched his head, the fever had completely subsided, and his expression relaxed a little, "The exam is okay, Take the medicine first." Zhou Tianyi took the medicine, poured a cup of warm water, tested the temperature of the water with the back of his hand, and asked with a smile, "Do you take it yourself, or should I feed you?"

"..." Seeing Zhou Tianyi's eager eyes, the corner of Shang Yehua's mouth twitched, "I'll do it myself."

Shang Yehua took the medicine and the water glass, swallowed the medicine with warm water: "Can I go now?"

"Wait a minute," Zhou Tianyi took a paper bag on the sofa, and took out a brown woolen coat and a snow-white scarf from it, "Put it on."

Knowing that resistance was useless, Shang Yehua wisely followed suit.

"So cute," Zhou Tianyi rubbed his hair, "When I passed by, I thought this suit was very suitable for you, and it really looked good. Let's go, brother will take you to the exam."

Shang Yehua: "..."

Although the fever subsides, people are still not particularly comfortable, and it is just right to have a free car.Shang Yehua followed Zhou Tianyi to the underground parking lot. At this moment, Zhou Tianyi's cell phone rang.

He glanced at the caller ID, threw the car keys to Shang Yehua, and walked aside to answer the phone.Shang Yehua drove out the car, and vaguely heard Zhou Tianyi say something in English, probably to discuss business with a foreign businessman, so he didn't bother.

A few minutes later, Zhou Tianyi hung up the phone and came over with a serious expression on his face. He frowned slightly, glanced at him inexplicably, drove him to the passenger seat, and drove out from the entrance of the underground garage. Thinking about something, he didn't tease him again, but asked when he got off the car: "What do you want to eat tonight? Brother will take you there."

"No need, the cafeteria is fine."

Zhou Tianyi smiled and waved to him, and drove away.

The exam in the afternoon was the most memorable exam in Shang Yehua's life. After the papers were handed out, he found that he couldn't even read all the characters.As a top student, for the first time in my life, I experienced the taste of being a scumbag. The multiple-choice questions are three long and one short, choose the shortest, and three short and one long are the longest. Fill in the blanks, name explanations, short answers, and discussions are all eloquent. Hu wrote in one go, and after answering, I felt pretty good.

After handing in the papers in advance, he walked out of the teaching building and found that it was snowing outside.

The wind blows snowflakes fluttering down, and the whole world is pure white.

City S where Shang Yehua lived rarely snowed, and even if it did, it would melt on the ground, and occasionally it would accumulate a little, and it would be dirty from the ruts.Unexpectedly, in this virtual space, I encountered this heavy snow and saw the world covered in silver written in the poem.

His heart calmed down unknowingly. He stepped on the snow and walked slowly to the cafeteria.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, the canteen had just opened for dinner, and there were no people there. Shang Yehua ordered braised pork ribs and sweet and sour pork, and found a seat by the window.If his guess is correct, the "key" to another world should be in Zhou Tianyi's safe, and no one knows the password except Zhou Tianyi.

I can only think of a way to see if I can find a chance to get him drunk and get the words out of his mouth.

"Xiao Chenchen!" At this moment, a handsome little boy sat across from him with a plate, honestly picked a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs from his plate, and said while chewing, "You What have you been doing for a while? I am elusive, and I don’t answer your calls.”

This person's first name is Chen Ding, and his nickname is Xiao Dingding. He not only "knows" him, but also "very familiar with him". He is Bai Zichen's only friend in college.There is no other reason, it is because both of them are mothers, and others don't like to play with them. On this basis, Bai Zichen and Chen Ding have established a deep class friendship, and the relationship is so good that they can wear a pair of pants. talk.

But for Shang Yehua, this kind of friend is the most troublesome, because he is too familiar, and it is easy to see his flaws.Although Shang Yehua was not afraid of being seen by him, he also didn't want to cause trouble for no reason, so he ignored him if he could, but unexpectedly bumped into him in the cafeteria.

Shang Yehua put down his chopsticks, frowned, and before he could speak, he saw Chen Ding frowning and looking behind him, and said in a low voice, "The bastard is here."