The president loves the little monster

Meng Mo wandered around the pastry shop for a long time. This one looks good, and that one also wants to eat. The cakes and snacks are all exquisite and beautiful, exuding a tempting sweet fragrance, but it’s a pity that they are all so small and light. It's also surprisingly expensive, even if you spend all 100 yuan, it's not enough for him to plug his teeth.

Only this dragon egg is heavy and solid.

Ten yuan each, Meng Mo thought about it and bought two.

He swallowed the first one with a "wow" in one gulp, and he was reluctant to eat the second one. He gnawed cherishingly in small mouthfuls, until his mouth was covered with icing sugar and bread crumbs, and he didn't even know it. He was disgusted by Ao Qin. With a paper towel all over his face, he took a picture against the car window, saw that his face was covered with bread crumbs, and smiled embarrassedly, took the paper towel and swiped the bread on his face and body. The bran and icing sugar were all swept into the car.

Ao Qin: "..."

Little sloppy.

No... why is the little sloppy in his car again?

He frowned and closed the co-pilot's door, opened it, and closed it again... Strange, how did he get in?Could it be that he was so dizzy by the goblin this morning that he forgot to lock the car?

"Don't worry, the car is not broken," Meng Mo smiled and picked up a wire from the front shelf of the car, "Just now I saw a man sneaking a wire into a car door lock and hooking it. The car door opened. I picked up a wire and tried it out, and it worked, hahaha!"

Ao Qin: "..."

He bought this spare car when he first started his business a few years ago. It is very cheap. Its anti-theft coefficient is not high, and it is not equipped with an anti-theft device. An experienced thief can open it with a wire, but it is not enough to pick up a wire. To the point where it can be opened with one poke, right?

Should it be said that he is too smart, or has the potential to be a thief?

Or should he also thank Xiao Yao for being meticulously kind and not driving his car away?

Meng Mo didn't seem very happy to see him, so he secretly glanced at him: "That..."

"To shut up!"

Ao Qin glanced at him coldly, took out his mobile phone angrily and called the security guard, asking him to adjust the surveillance in the basement, but the security guard checked for a long time and stammered that he only saw a man wearing a logistics uniform and a mask. The clean-faced man sneaked in, but no one came out, nor did the car come out.Moreover, all the vehicles in the company have to swipe their cards. He has already asked the doorman, and he has not seen any strangers driving out.

The basement has a few blind spots for monitoring, but there are more than one monitoring at the entrance and exit of the basement and the company's gate. If a stranger drives out, it is impossible to find it in the monitoring.

Ao Qin hung up the phone, frowned and asked Meng Mo, "What kind of car?"

Meng Mo pointed to a Jinbei dedicated to logistics parked not far away: "That's the one."

Ao Qin: "..."

The pokes are all open, why is the car still parked here?

Is that also a kind-hearted thief?

"Well... I saw that he was sneaky and not a good person, so I went to ask him if this was his car. I didn't expect his face to change when he saw me, and he turned around and wanted to run. I thought this is 100% It's a thief, so I caught him..." Meng Mo walked to the back of the car, opened the trunk, smiled and pointed inside, "He's here."

I walked over and took a look, and there was a tall and burly adult man lying in the trunk, tied up like a rice dumpling, with a mask he brought in his mouth, he didn't know what to say, Looks like she's about to cry.

He was a little surprised and couldn't help but glance at Meng Mo.

I can't tell, the little goblin is good at it.

But what's wrong with catching the thief but deliberately not telling him?

"..." Ao Qin pursed his thin lips, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

"I wanted to say it a long time ago," Meng Mo said innocently with his big black and white eyes open, "you told me to shut up."

"..."

Ao Qin was speechless, and took out his mobile phone to call the police.

Ten minutes later, the police came to ask about the situation. The thief was crying, repentant, and changed his past. Not only did he confess all the details of his theft, but he also explained his previous criminal record by the way.

The police simply made a record and took him away.

Ao Qin nodded his thanks to the police and got into the car.Xin Dao said that this thief is not normal, he confessed so briskly, it looks like he took the wrong medicine.

Meng Mo seemed to see through what he was wondering, and said with a smile: "I just told him that if he doesn't tell the truth and reform, I will kick his ass."

He didn't really know what "kicking his balls" was, but after he tied up the thief and hypnotized him and stuffed it into the trunk, the thief had a little nightmare. In the dream, he was kicked in the crotch by his fierce wife He jumped up clutching his crotch with an "ow" sound, and muttered bitterly: "Stop kicking, it will cause trouble if you kick my balls. We don't have any children yet."

It turns out that "kicking his eggs" is equal to "no children".

Meng Mo gulped down the little nightmare "oooo" in a gulp of joy, licked his lips contentedly, then opened the trunk, shook the thief awake, gestured solemnly at his crotch, and said that he would wait Boy, if he doesn't tell the truth about all his crimes, he'll kick his asses out.

He also said that he knew he had no children yet hehehe.

The thief was terrified, and nodded repeatedly with a look of horror.

Meng Mo was very satisfied, with this little nightmare at the bottom, he would not be flustered by hunger for at least a day or two, that's why he couldn't resist swallowing the second dragon egg in one gulp.

"Hahaha, of course I won't really kick his ass." Seeing that Ao Qin's expression was not good, Meng Mo hurriedly added, "He said that he has no children yet, and it would be bad if he really lost his sons and grandchildren. "After a pause, he continued: "But if he really refuses to change his ways, I might really kick his ass... It would be bad if he taught another little thief. It’s better to let his child reincarnate into a better family.”

Hearing Meng Mo "kick his balls" on the left and "kick his balls on the right", the corner of Ao Qin's mouth twitched involuntarily, and he subconsciously clamped his legs.

He felt that his egg seemed to be aching too.

Even if he really finds a goblin in the future, he definitely won't want this kind of "kicking eggs" one by one.

Also too fierce.

Although he will not be overwhelmed, but this kind of behavior of kicking eggs at the slightest disagreement is really hard to guard against.

With a dark face, Ao Qin drove the car to a 24-hour car wash shop and asked the master to wash the car. He pulled the co-driver and pointed to the bread crumbs under it, signaling the master to clean it up.

"I'm sorry," Meng Mo realized that he had ruined Ao Qin's money again. While complaining in his heart that he was poor and fastidious, he glanced at him secretly, and took out a bunch of change tickets from his trouser pocket with a smile, "only... …and there’s only so much left.”

"No need," Ao Qin thought that the repair and cleaning of the two cars in one day were all thanks to him, and he was so overwhelmed that he didn't want to look at him anymore, but he thought that a player with more than 100 million fans was so poor With less than 100 yuan left, I couldn't help but feel a little distressed, "You should keep your little money and spend it yourself."

Wait until tomorrow to contact a few companies for him, sign the company, and he will have money in a short time.

Meng Mo awkwardly rolled up the money, stuffed it back into his trouser pocket, bowed his head and puffed his cheeks: "I will definitely pay you back." After a pause, he smiled again: "Boss Ao, otherwise you should sign me. At that time, I can make money for you to repair cars for the rest of my life."

Ao Qin: "..."

Thanks, he doesn't want to fix cars for the rest of his life.

"Mr. Ao," Meng Mo looked up at him again, with a little pride in his smile, but his eyes were black and white, clear and bright, and looked very sincere, "They all said that my model is very popular with fans, so I signed it I'm sure you can make a lot of money, and you won't lose money."

"..." Ao Qin finally couldn't help asking, "Why do you have to sign with my company?"

Apart from harboring ill intentions against him...he really couldn't think of a second explanation.

"Because," Meng Mo couldn't help swallowing when he thought of the nightmare, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile, "because the food in your company's cafeteria is delicious. Last time I went to the company for training with my teammates, I ate a meal , I will never forget it again. I really want to eat it every day, for a lifetime."

Thinking of the sweet, sweet and spicy nightmare, Meng Mo couldn't help licking his lips again.

Ao Qin: "..."

Is the food in the company cafeteria really so delicious?Should he give the canteen chef a raise?

The action of Meng Mo licking his lips is really tempting... so tempting!

Ao Qin couldn't help but glanced at him.

Little greedy cat.

The key is why he still thinks it's cute?

Let Xiao Wei invite Zhong Kui over when he goes back... He is sure and definitely bewitched!

The bewitched Ao Qin couldn't control his mouth at all: "Little slander...Xiao Mo, haven't you had dinner yet?"

Meng Mo thought for a while, the nightmare was eaten in the afternoon, so it shouldn't be counted as dinner, and the dragon egg is a snack, so it shouldn't be counted as dinner, so he nodded affirmatively: "Yeah."

So after washing the car, Ao Qin drove back to the company, planning to take the little greedy cat to have a meal at the company cafeteria which is particularly delicious.

On the way, Meng Mo suddenly thought of something: "By the way, I...I want to apologize to you."

"Oh?"

This is new, Ao Qin raised his eyebrows, and glanced at him unexpectedly.

"There are no thirty goblins, right? I don't know what happened to you by the little goblins, and you keep mentioning your sadness." Meng Mo blushed a little, and gave him a cautious look, "Yes, sorry."

Ao Qin pursed his lips, his face darkened further: "No."

"what?"

Ao Qin gritted his teeth secretly: "No...that's fine."

Meng Mo laughed: "Mr. Ao, don't be embarrassed, Sister Xiaowei told me. I have no prejudice against this kind of thing, and it's not your fault. Besides, medical technology is so advanced now, it's not that hard What a big deal, don't be discouraged, it will be cured!"

Ao Qin: "..."

Who said he couldn't get hard?Who is it?When he was young and frivolous, he used to go through the sky, okay?

... As a result, it was laughed at by the entire fairy world for 300 years.