The president loves the little monster

It was the first time for Shuaishen to be beaten since the beginning of the world. He was completely stunned, but he also vaguely felt that he seemed to have done something wrong, so he didn't even return his hand, and was quickly beaten by that cute and beautiful girl. , In fact, the mythical beast Nightmare, which can knock down a building with one kick, was beaten into a pig's head.

As he was being beaten, he thought—what did he do wrong?

Why is it so difficult to pursue the person you want?

At the beginning, it was progressing well, and it was almost at that stage (it didn't), but I suffered amnesia crit × 1.

The point is that he doesn't know that Lu Fangyuan has lost his memory.

So he was deeply hurt by the fact that Lu Fangyuan completely forgot about him when he disagreed with him in an instant, wondering if he has such a public face?Is it that easy to forget?At the same time, I was deeply hurt by Lu Fangyuan's real and unaffected fear×2, wondering if he was that scary?Is it really that scary?

no.

So, like a large abandoned dog, he drooped his shoulders mournfully, and stood there pitifully looking at Lu Fangyuan for a long, long time, until the first gray belly appeared in the east, and then he left in a daze.

Tired, lost, sad, bereaved, want to cry.

Shuaishen was so sad that he didn't go to find his beloved generous face for half a week, endured and endured until Thursday, and finally couldn't help but went, but didn't dare to disturb him, quietly stood beside the bed tenderly, nostalgic I stared at him for a while, then left quietly.

Maybe, he thought, he probably...wouldn't come again.

It's just that Shuaishen never expected that the nightmare would be waiting for him at the door, and told him a shocking secret - it turned out that his family's generous face was not forgotten because of his boring and lackluster personality, but because of his lack of interest. Memories.

Failing God was instantly ecstatic.

But then he thought that Lu Fangyuan's recent misfortune was all because of him, so he couldn't help feeling sad again.

What should I do?

Although he likes Lu Fangyuan very much, wants to hug him to sleep every day, and wants to be with him forever, but if Lu Fangyuan will have bad luck because of him, then he would rather disappear from Lu Fangyuan completely and continue his life forever. For thousands of years, there is no end in sight, and the lonely god is born like snow.

But... the thought of never seeing his beloved generous face again made him feel terribly sad.

He returned to the Heavenly Court sadly, went to the Dachitian Palace to find the Supreme Lord, and wanted to seek an elixir for Lu Fangyuan to ward off evil spirits. The Supreme Lord stood on the temple eight feet away from him, pretending to be free Shaking the whisk in his hand, he pretended to be coercive: "According to the old man's observation of the sky at night, the evil energy in this man surnamed Lu has already entered the three souls and seven souls, and the medicine and stone have no effect."

Failing God: "..."

So... can he just leave him?Is there no other way?

Faint and depressed, he sat down on the ground and knocked over the big gourd of Sheng Xiandan, the Supreme Old Monarch.

Taishang Laojun was so distressed that he was about to have a heart attack, and he couldn't care less about pretending to be coercive anymore. Daiyu covered his heart, and pointed at him tremblingly with his fly whisk: "Let... let go of my elixir!"

Once the elixir is soaked in the bad luck of Shuaishen, whoever eats it will be unlucky. If it is sold to other gods, it will inevitably damage his golden signboard of Taishang Laojun, but if it rots in his hands... it is all his savings and hard work Ah ah ah ah ah!

Shuaishen turned a deaf ear and murmured: "Can I just leave him? I have only met such a handsome, extraordinary and charming man for thousands of years. Do I really have to give up like this?" A handful of elixir was spilled all over the ground again.

"Don't give up! Don't give up!" Taishang Laojun was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, his mind flashed, and he blurted out, "Think about it, you are a bad luck, but are you unlucky?"

"I'm not unlucky."

But what good is it if he is not unlucky?what's the function?

"So," Taishang Laojun slapped his thigh excitedly, "isn't this the end?"

"So what?" Shuaishen's face was full of frustration, "What's the result?"

"You have such bad luck, but you are not unlucky. What does that mean? It means you have antibodies!" Taishang Laojun looked at him with hatred, thinking that this poor boy is really stupid, " Generally speaking, things like antibodies exist in the vagina, such as blood, saliva, and X liquid... Since you like him, then hurry up and have a hot dance with him, and have a good time , inject your X liquid into his small game, won't it be enough?"

Yes, why didn't he think of it?

Shuaishen thanked Taishang Laojun and left with ecstasy.

Taishang Laojun finally heaved a sigh of relief, trotting all the way to pick up his elixir, it was okay, only a few were infected with mold, it was not in vain for him to make nonsense, the brain cells were almost squeezed out.But even though it was all his nonsense, even he himself was almost convinced, maybe there might be some scientific reason?

Thinking of this, Taishang Laojun became proud again, he can even make nonsense so perfectly, he is really super witty hahaha!

The bad god, who didn't know all this at all, excitedly went to find Lu Fangyuan as soon as he came to the world.

But when I got to the program group, I realized that the day was wrong. Lu Fangyuan's very important singing competition seemed to be tonight.It is said that Chu Ye is a little hurt, and it may affect the state of his family's generous face, so let's not hit the home run for the time being, let's just kiss and lick it first.

So Shuaishen smiled "gently" with him and "explained everything", then shyly and happily covered his whole body, bit the tip of his tongue, and fed him a sip of cold Shuaishen's blood.

In the end, in order to express his sincerity, he tried his best to give him that.

Feeling that his family's generous face has gradually risen under his hard work, and he confessed that he was extravagant in his mouth. Shuaishen simply doesn't have a sense of accomplishment. Everything went very smoothly, and I quit work early, and came to watch his family sing with a generous face.

Outside the studio, there were quite a few little girls chattering excitedly, holding small light boards inlaid with the names of Lu Fangyuan and other contestants in their hands. With a move in his heart, Shuaishen ran to the unscrupulous shop that sold fake and shoddy lamps where he was so unlucky today. , forcing the boss to make a super big light sign for him, and then happily came to the scene holding the light sign.

What about that super popular saying?Yes, call!

He wants to call his family's generous face himself!

But it never occurred to him that he would mess things up.

The most important thing is...he still doesn't quite understand what went wrong.

Shuaishen was beaten up and yelled at again with a dazed face, and finally realized belatedly, he was regretful, sad, dazed and at a loss, and there was a faint sense of grievance that no one could explain .

"I... I thought about it," Shuaishen said in a low voice with a sad face, "I was afraid that he would be affected by my bad luck again, so I..."

And he didn't have a date, really didn't have a date, let alone be so mad that he dated his grandma's leg.He is an unlucky person who cultivated into a god in an extremely yin place, and he has no grandma.

He just licked him very carefully, trying to ward off evil spirits with his saliva.

Why did it happen?Why?

"Why is Lu Fangyuan afraid of me? He still regards me as a ghost..." Shuaishen frowned and whispered dejectedly, "Could it be because I'm so ugly?"

But he is obviously very handsome!

Meng Mo: "..."

Shuaishen walked to the bathroom at the end of the corridor as if he was sleepwalking, looked in the mirror, and was shocked to find that his whole body was covered in dark gray mist, and he couldn't see anything except his teeth and the whites of his eyes.

It turns out that humans can't see his handsome face through this layer of black mist?

No wonder Lu Fangyuan was so scared...

ah!So sad!so sad!

Meng Mo's anger came and went quickly. His anger was not all because of Lu Fangyuan, but more because he felt that it was too difficult to give up the game because of such two idiots and scumbags. He beat Shuaishen violently , After yelling at him again, he had almost vented his anger, and he couldn't bear to see the appearance of Shuaishen so depressed that even his shoulders slumped.

Although his future and food and clothing were ruined by these two idiots, the reason why Shuaishen and Lu Fangyuan became like this is also inseparable from his first nightmare of hastily swallowing Lu Fangyuan.

Alas, after all the calculations, it was a bad debt.

Meng Mo sighed, chased after him again, and said embarrassingly, "Well... I think Lu Fangyuan is determined to die. I'm afraid that he will seek death after waking up, so he will swallow his nightmare. So he... You forgot."

Failing God: "..."

What should I do if my wife loses her memory twice in three days? Wait online urgently!

But those are memories that frightened his family's generous face, so forget it.With his saliva to drive away evil spirits, his family's generous face should not be particularly unlucky. If he stays far away from now on, the bad luck on Lu Fangyuan's body will gradually dissipate over time...

But why is my heart so sad?

Meng Mo's anger dissipated, and he felt sad. He wanted to call Ao Qin to say goodbye, but when he took out the phone, he found that the phone had run out of battery and turned off at some point.

He returned to the dormitory dejectedly, plugged in the electricity, turned on the phone, and a bunch of incoming calls and SMS reminders popped up all at once.

Almost immediately, Ao Qin called in: "Are you okay? Where are you now?"

"I'm fine," Meng Mo smiled into the air. For some reason, he suddenly wanted to cry, "I'm in the dormitory."

"Wait for me for half an hour, no, twenty minutes," Ao Qin spoke quickly, sounding a little anxious, "Don't hang up, wait for me."

"……it is good."

Meng Mo thought, okay, let's say goodbye face to face.

Ao Qin was so kind to him, it was really unreasonable not to say goodbye to him face to face before leaving.

He put his mobile phone on the bed, dragged out the suitcase from under the bed, opened it, and silently folded and put away the clothes Ao Qin bought for him one by one. Much, much sadder.Sadness, reluctance, loneliness, loneliness, depression... countless inexplicable emotions were all stuck in his heart, which made his breathing difficult.

It's really sad, so sad.

Not long after, the door rang twice. He thought it was Lu Jiang who came back without a key, so he answered and went to open the door.

Ao Qin frowned slightly and stood at the door.

"It's you, so fast..."

Meng Mo twitched the corners of his mouth, he wanted to pull out a bright smile as if nothing had happened, he wanted to say goodbye to Ao Qin with a smile, but after only a few words, his throat became choked up, and tears flowed down his face.

The author has something to say: Happy New Year's Day everyone!