The president loves the little monster

Shuaishen was not called Shuaishen originally, he had a very cool and sparkling name like Taibai Jinxing, Siming Xingjun, Wenqu Xingjun, and Wuqu Xingjun. Most humans think that his gender is feminine and masculine.

Although the latter is wrong, the former is inevitably wrong.

So Shuishen changed its name to Shuishen.

Before he became a god, he was not a human being. He was the majestic bad luck of the extremely yin land. After thousands of years of long-term brewing, he cultivated to become a god. The unlucky kind.Not to mention being unpopular, even the gods hid away when they saw him, for fear of causing bad luck, being demoted and punished, and if he made another big mistake, he would be punished to jump to the Zhuxiantai and practice for thousands of years. It's not good to destroy it once.

So he became a god for thousands of years, and the words he said did not exceed ten sentences in total, which can be said to be as lonely as snow.

As the saying goes, if you don't explode in silence, you will pervert in silence.Shuaishen just kept holding back, holding back, holding back, holding back for thousands of years, and finally became abnormal. He fell in love with men, and he was the kind of hero with a straight nose, big muscles, thick eyebrows, and a generous face. man.

It's a pity that the men of this style are all full of yang, and the extremely yin body of Huai Shen can't get close to him at all, while those evil villains with bad stomachs all have wicked eyebrows and hideous faces. Occasionally, there is one who can see They also don't conform to his Zhong Kui style aesthetics, so Shuaishen doesn't bother to talk to them except occasionally to spread some bad luck according to the fortune spectrum.

After so many, many, many years, he finally met a different human being.

His face is so square, his eyebrows are so thick, his nose is so straight, his waist is so thick and strong, and his chest muscles are so big... everything fits his heart. The selfishness, coldness, small belly, and acrid taste that he is familiar with and likes are so charming.

Even the name is so attractive.

Shuaishen fell in love with him at first sight.

From that day on, Shuaishen's gloomy life finally saw a ray of light. He happily spread bad luck to the villains every day during the day, and at night when the dew was heavy, he quietly climbed into the bed of the young hero, full of affection. Looking at his generous face with a pulse, the more I look at it, the more I like it.

But here comes the problem...

At best, Lu Fangyuan is a little villainous, different from those evil villains with a belly full of evil spirits. Although he is not so weak that he can't get close to him, he will still be burned by the hidden yang energy if he is touched. Most importantly - Lu Fangyuan couldn't see him.

But as the saying goes, as long as you have patience, you can grind an iron pestle into a needle. He sleeps with him every day. After a long time, is it still afraid that Lu Fangyuan will not see him?

Shuaishen slept with him for three months.

Finally, after Lu Fangyuan was inexplicably eliminated last Saturday, the yin and evil energy in his heart soared, and finally overwhelmed the yang energy.

His little young hero can finally see him!

Shuaishen was overjoyed, and waved his hand to set up a barrier, creating a "romantic" effect of "there are only the two of them in the world", and said with a jerky and ecstatic throat that hadn't spoken for thousands of years: "I... like The smell on you."

The little young man of his family obviously fell in love with him at first sight too, his voice was trembling with excitement, and he stammered shyly: "What, what's the smell?"

"Well," Shuaishen lowered his head and thought for a while, then smiled shyly and reservedly and showed his six white teeth, "Probably...the smell of selfishness? The taste of small belly? The taste of bitterness?" He was afraid that he would not boast enough. When he was in place, he lowered his head and sniffed his neck full of joy, and added: "Well, there is still a faint sinister smell."

Lu Fangyuan was probably embarrassed by the praise, so he didn't say a word.

Shuai couldn't help taking a sip of sweetness on his neck, revealing his true feelings: "Young man, your taste is really charming!"

The charming young man was almost scared to pee, but Shuaishen, who was extremely inexperienced in interpersonal communication, didn't notice it. He stretched out his arms, hugged him cherishingly, and lowered his head to burn a kiss on his forehead: "I really want to I stay with you all the time... It's a pity that I still have bad luck. I will find you at night. Wait for me."

The enchantment suddenly dissipated, the voices of people, cars, and music in the shops instantly became noisy on the street, and the sun became bright and warm in an instant.Lu Fangyuan was covered in cold sweat and stood under the sun with lingering fear. After being scolded by a passerby who thought he was blocking the way, he felt his cold hands and feet slowly regain consciousness. He reached out to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead and dragged the big luggage. He took the bus back to his home in the neighboring city.

He thought he was in a bad mood recently and had a daydream.

But that night, the man shrouded in a dark gray mist... climbed into his bed.

Lu Fangyuan was so frightened that his heart stopped beating, and it took him a long time to recover. He asked in a trembling voice, "You... who are you? Why... why are you in my room?"

"I'm Shuaishen," Shuaishen sniffed at his neck intoxicatedly, and said coquettishly in a low voice, "You can also call me Xiao Shuai, which is a homonym for Xiaoshuaishuai."

"..." Lu Fangyuan thought in his heart that he might not be crazy, it was so scary, "You...what do you want to do?"

Shuaishen thought for a while, then buried his face shyly between his bulging chest muscles, and said in a low voice, "I...I want to give you up."

Lu Fangyuan: "..."

"But don't worry, I won't force you. I'm willing to wait for 1000 or 1 years," Shuaishen raised his head and looked at his generous face affectionately, feeling the tenderness in his heart overflowing , "Young man, your face is really square, and your eyebrows are really black." Then he stretched out his hand and pinched his waist intoxicated: "Your waist is really thick." Then pinched his hard chest muscles: "Your male muscles are really big...I really like your male muscles!"

Lu Fangyuan was frightened out of his wits, making life worse than death.

What should I do if I am entangled by a pervert? Wait online!

However, Lu Fangyuan has nothing to do, call the police, and the police can’t extract any hair and dander. Not only that, the police also secretly reminded his parents to pay attention to his mental state, which made his parents watch him secretly all day long. He dared not say a single serious word, for fear of stimulating his fragile nerves.

Lu Fangyuan was suffering so hard that he couldn’t tell, his face was full of sadness every day, and he couldn’t sleep well at night. The worst thing was, his luck suddenly turned bad. If you pour a basin of footwashing water, you will definitely splash him all over, and if you go out on a rainy day, you will definitely fall into the mud.

very miserable.

He couldn't be happy when he received a call from the program team to resume his qualification for the competition.

Lu Fangyuan was tortured to the point where he was almost mentally weak, and he had no intention of competing at all, but he thought that there were so many people in the draft dormitory, and that pervert might not dare to be so presumptuous, so he went back anyway. Unexpectedly, the first night he returned to the dormitory, the pervert would chase after him , and sweetened his chest muscles with an intoxicated expression.

Lu Fangyuan finally broke down and cried: "Please, please let me go. How on earth are you willing to let me go?"

Shuaishen thought that his family's young hero was crying, so he acted like a baby, and gently hugged him into his cold arms, and swore affectionately: "I will never let you go, never will."

On the night of the eighth round, Lu Fangyuan performed abnormally and was almost eliminated. He ate a meal with everyone in a daze, went back to the dormitory, climbed into bed, and had a nightmare. Woo" swallowed it in one gulp, and instantly forgot everything about the past week.

In the early hours of the morning, he was woken up by a cold kiss, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a man lying beside him covered in dark gray mist, whose face he couldn't see clearly. He was so frightened that his heart stopped suddenly, and it took him a long time to recover from it. Gaining strength, he asked in a trembling voice, "You...who are you? Why...why are you in my room?"

Failing God: "..."

Seeing that he didn't speak, Lu Fangyuan thought he was a burglar, so in order to save his life, he handed over all the cash, bank/bank/card, and the password of the bank/bank/card with both hands.

Shuaishen was overjoyed: "Young...madam, do you want me to take care of the small treasury for you? Are you finally willing to accept me as your relative?" In a short while, he will take out all the bank notes he has stored in Tianting Bank, exchange them into silver, and then into RMB, and put them together with Lu Fangyuan's property.

In that way, they are a real family.

Lu Fangyuan: "..."

What the hell?

Ao Qin was going crazy.

There was no one in the backstage, the dormitory was empty, all the staff seemed to evaporate collectively, there was no one to ask, and the phone of the little fairy couldn't be reached, Ao Qin was walking back and forth in the corridor of the dormitory anxiously , and waited until midnight, when several staff members and players came back one after another, all smiling meaningfully at him: "Boss Ao, are you waiting for Meng Mo?"

Ao Qin nodded reservedly, but after waiting for more than an hour, he did not see Meng Mo coming back. After waiting for more than an hour, he finally caught a familiar face and asked, "Where's Meng Mo?"

"Mr. Ao?" Lu Jiang, who returned late, raised her eyebrows with a smile, "Didn't he look for you?"

Ao Qin tried his best to suppress the ecstasy in his heart, but a pair of red phoenix eyes suddenly lit up: "He... came to me?"

Lu Jiang smiled: "Yes." Xin Dao, these two are really serious, they both want to give each other a surprise, and they don't communicate in advance, which is a waste of good time.

Ao Qin got an affirmative answer, and returned home happily, but there was no one there.

I ran to the company again in the middle of the night, but there was still no one.

Could it be that something happened on the road?

The more Ao Qin thought about it, the more worried he became, and the more he thought about it, the more worried he became. He called his friends at the police station and the traffic management station to ask, and they said that the law and order was good tonight, and there was no accident or car accident. Drove around the city in the car, and asked for Lu Jiang's phone number from Xiaowei, and I didn't know how many times I called in one night.

Until four o'clock in the morning, when I received a call from Lu Jiang, saying that Meng Mo had gone back, Ao Qin's heart fell back into his stomach, thinking that maybe they were too anxious, so they missed it. Sleep, don't bother him, let's talk about it tomorrow.

So Ao Qin drove back to the company, slept in the lounge for two or three hours, woke up refreshed at dawn, took a shower, dressed, shaved, and put on hairspray, and went down refreshed with a hair care gift box set At the elevator entrance, I met the executive director who came to the company to work overtime.

The executive director dutifully flattered and said: "Mr. Ao, you and your wife have such a good relationship."

Ao Qin:? ? ?

"Hahaha, thank you Mr. Ao for inviting us to dinner," the executive director observed, thinking that he had missed the point of flattering, and hurriedly added, "We will definitely 'take care' of Madam more in the future."

"..." Ao Qin frowned, "Dinner, please?"

"Madam invited us all to dinner in your name last night, at XX Seafood Restaurant." Seeing Ao Qin's blank face, the executive director became uncertain for a moment, "Boss Ao...don't know?"

"Well," Ao Qin asked lightly, "what's going on?"

The executive director deeply felt that he was being flattered on the horse's leg. In order not to completely annoy Mr. Ao, the moody iceberg horse, he explained how Meng Mo invited everyone to dinner in his name yesterday. What I ate, what I said... I said everything in detail.

The little goblin didn't show anything when she saw him, and couldn't wait to announce their relationship to the world?

Ao Qin nodded reservedly, didn't say anything, but his heart was full of sweetness, and he almost couldn't help laughing out loud as he walked on the road.

The phone rang in his pocket, and he took it out to look, and was instantly happier: "Hello?"

"Mr. Ao, where are you?" The voice of the goblin came from the other end of the phone, sounding very serious, "I... have something to tell you. It may... scare you, I hope you will be mentally prepared Prepare."

"Okay," Ao Qin said, "I'll wait for you in the office."

What's up?And possibly scare him?Are you proposing?

Ao Qin happily hung up the phone, took the elevator back to the office, sat at the desk and looked at the hair conditioner set in his hand, thinking that the little fairy's hair is so well-growth, without any split ends or roughness, it must be I cherish his hair very much, and I will definitely be happy to receive this gift.

As he thought about it, he couldn't help laughing, and he almost couldn't wait to see the little elf's reaction after receiving the gift—he must be so surprised that his eyes would sparkle, and he would have a pair of cute little dimples when he smiled, right?

At this moment, the door beeped twice, and Ao Qin turned his head when he heard the sound, his smile instantly froze at the corner of his mouth.

A goblin came in at the door, with handsome short hair, and smiled at him: "Mr. Ao."

Ao Qin: "..."

He actually cut off his hair...it fell out...it was...

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Ao Qin pretended not to care, and asked casually, "Why did you cut your hair?"

"Because you said that day..." Meng Mo imitated Ao Qin's tone and said impatiently, "Why do you have such long hair! I went back and thought about it, and I thought what you said made sense, so I cut it off hahaha!"

Ao Qin: "..."

What the hell is he messing around with?

Ao Qin helped his forehead, feeling like he was going to die of heartache.