mad dog

For moving, Ye Feilan was quite experienced.

In the few years when Ye Feilan just left the circle, Ye Feilan’s reputation was too great, and the little magic weapon given by Yue Lao could only prevent passers-by. Every day when he went out, the paparazzi followed behind his butt and patted him. Fans exclaimed wherever he went It was really inconvenient to watch, so the two of them left the world to live in the Heavenly Court for a few days, but...it was not much better than the world, so they simply wandered around the world, and stayed if they thought the scenery was good. After staying for a few months, I even took a one-day trip to the underworld, and saw the legendary Huangquan Road full of flowers on the other side and the eighteen floors of hell—it was not as scary as I imagined.

Basically, it is impossible not to move every few months.

Fortunately, Gou Sheng has a Qiankun bag, which is a must-have tool for travel, and he doesn't need to hire a moving company. He can take away his belongings with ease, so it's not too much trouble.

The experience of walking around the sky and the earth is...it is the best in the world.

There are beautiful scenery in four seasons, flowers in spring, moon in autumn, cool wind in summer and snow in winter, bustling streets full of fireworks, various delicacies and lively festivals...so in the end The two returned to the world, picked up a small town with beautiful scenery and a slow pace of life, and bought a small house. Ye Feilan opened a small postcard shop, which opened at nine in the morning and closed early in the afternoon. Gou Sheng Then he opened a Tianting gourmet chain store. At first, he was busy for half a year, and now he has become a shopkeeper. He comes to the store before three o'clock in the afternoon every day. The two of them wear a baseball cap and hold hands to buy vegetables. Then go home and cook, and live like a real human couple.

Now I have to leave all of a sudden... I still feel a little bit reluctant.

"I thought we didn't have to move anymore," Ye Feilan leaned on the cushion to watch Gou Sheng pack everything up and stuff them into the Qiankun bag, stretching out his feet and kicking his ass, "Big baby, where are we going?"

Gou Sheng blinked: "Why don't you... live in the sky for two days?"

"No," Ye Feilan's eyes twitched subconsciously, "Those gods are too..."

It's hard to say.

That was when Ye Feilan had just retired from the circle.

Originally, Gou Sheng just took three days off to return to earth to repay his kindness, but in the blink of an eye, three years passed, and he lived happily in the small life with Ye Feilan in the world, and he had long forgotten about returning to the heaven. Except for Yuelao who was missing a dog and listened to his nagging, almost no one thought of the missing dog, so he lived peacefully in the world for more than ten years.

——It was only more than ten days in the Heavenly Court.

After Ye Feilan retired from the circle, Gou Sheng also handed over the company to a brother with business talent, and became a hands-off shareholder by himself. The two of them were completely free, and Gou Sheng remembered...he seemed to have forgotten to sell holidays.

But it doesn't matter, he doesn't intend to do it anyway.

It happened that Ye Feilan was annoyed by the paparazzi in the human world, so he took Ye Feilan back to the Heavenly Court to go to Si Lu Xingjun to go through the resignation procedures.

These years the Six Realms have been stable, the gods eat and drink together to get their salaries every day, those who work less get more money, and the heavenly court is in financial crisis every three days. When Mr. Si Lu Xing heard Gou Sheng say that he would resign from this iron job, he simply wished for it. He quickly went through the resignation procedures for him.When the other gods heard that Gou Sheng had brought his family back this time, they all came to watch the fun.

Since the aura in the world has become thinner, there have been no newcomers who have risen in the daytime to flirt with for thousands of years. How could you not take a look at your face?

Within a day, the gods who came to visit Gou Sheng's object came one after another, just like looking at cherished animals, there was an endless stream, almost broke through the threshold, and they all shouted to let Gou Sheng Hold a wedding banquet and enthusiastically express that you can help with the preparations.

Gou Sheng and Ye Feilan had already done one in the human world, and they didn't want to do it again, but they couldn't resist the enthusiasm of the gods, so they agreed.

... As a result, Zhinu gave Ye Feilan a set of colorful neon clothes, and had all his other clothes stolen, so that he had to dress like a human-shaped Skittles on his wedding day.

Yuelao gave them a red thread, twenty centimeters long, tied together like a pair of Siamese dolls.Yuelao said with a serious face that the red thread is very precious, ten centimeters is not bad for ordinary people, and then hid aside and poked and laughed secretly all day, naively thinking that Ye Feilan hadn't noticed.

Wenqu Xingjun gave them a newly written "One Hundred Little Immortal Techniques for Showing Love", which includes very romantic "How to take out your heart and give it to the other party", "How to engrave the other party's name into the bone "……Etc., etc.

The corner of Ye Feilan's mouth twitched—romantic?Are you sure it won't scare people to death?

Taishang Laojun gave them a box of pills, winked at him meaningfully, and said, "You understand."

Ye Feilan: "..." Is it really okay for a god to be so dirty?

Si Ming Xingjun gave Ye Feilan a talisman, and deliberately told Ye Feilan behind Gou Sheng's back that as long as he carries this, no matter what he does, it won't hurt.

Ye Feilan: "..."

The God of Wealth gave them a jade pendant, and said with a smile that this thing can gather wealth because it does not have chrysanthemums hahaha.

Ye Feilan smiled politely - he was already numb.

Only the nightmare was delivered normally, a dream gift box set, although the beast itself looks evil, but the smile is clean and bright, it is solemnly introduced that there are twelve types in it, all of which are the best dreams in the world, it is not very useful, just Some gadgets that make people happy, I hope they don't dislike them.

Finally received a slightly normal gift, Ye Feilan heaved a sigh of relief, thanked him with a smile, but only found out when he took it out for a trial at night...he was still too naive.

Twelve styles, a dazzling array of sex dreams, or the high H, super pornographic ones.

Ye Feilan: "..."

Is there a normal god in your Heavenly Court?

In fact, there are still normal gods.

For example, Erlang God Yang Jian gave him a very cool magic weapon for protection.

That day, Erlangshen sat in the corner without saying a word, drank thirty catties of fine wine in one go, and finally got drunk, and wandered back to the empty palace, feeling lonely and cold from the bone marrow. Swish inside and out.

He may be the most unlucky fairy.

The goddess whom she had a crush on when she was young was Houyi's ex-wife, and she was reunited later.

The third princess of the Dragon King, who was talking about marriage, disliked him for being rigid and ignorant of taste. Originally, the betrothal gift was accepted, the wedding date was fixed, and the wedding invitations were sent out, but he kicked him at the door, killing him for 300 years Can't hold my head up.

Even raising a dog has become someone else's family.

Erlangshen was sad all night, and when he got up early the next day, he decided to pick up another dog to raise, and he called him Xiaotiangou.

This time...he will raise it himself.