The "end" of the wrong male god

Nianhua was supplemented by his cousin's "fatal" sentence, and he didn't recover from the "slander" all afternoon.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that the meaning of the male god's words should be the second meaning.

A person who can't even understand the day, what is it if he is not stupid?

Nianhua deeply felt that he needed to be armed with culture.So in the evening, he closed the shop early, ran to the bookstore near S University, scoured five or six books on the way of speaking, then ran back to the attic, leaned on the bed, and read methodically.

I don't know how long it has passed, just as Nianhua was covering his face with a book and dreaming his sweet dreams, there was a "bang bang bang" knock on the door downstairs.

Nianhua sat up suddenly.He quickly glanced around the room, and after confirming that nothing unusual happened, he let out a long breath.

"Hey, I'm sleepy." He patted his face, and was about to get up and get out of bed when the rough knock on the door rang again.

Nian Hua sat back on the bed in fright.He straightened his body and pricked up his ears, and after listening carefully, he realized that the sound came from downstairs of his house.

Nianhua was startled, and immediately thought of the little gangster.He secretly screamed "No", grabbed his coat and ran downstairs in a hurry.

"Here we come! Don't knock!" Nianhua turned on the lights of the store on the first floor, and was about to run up to open the door when he saw the little gangster standing outside the door with an angry expression on his face.At his feet, there are still a few kittens who are scratching their ears and cheeks.

One person with five meows looks like a group to beg for food.Nianhua couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.The tense mood also relaxed a lot.

"What are you laughing at! Open the door!" The little gangster kicked the glass door angrily.

"Immediately." Nianhua held back her smile and opened the door, and before the little gangster could speak, she explained, "I'm sorry, Huahua, I just fell asleep while reading."

The little bastard was full of anger, but he had nowhere to vent it when he yelled "Hua Hua", and his face turned into a liver color.He squinted at Nianhua, snorted unjustly, and after expressing his generosity, he wandered into the room and sat down on the chair like an old man.

Nianhua snickered a few more times.Then he closed the door, ran to the operation room, toasted the reserved bread a little, and served it on the table together with hot water.

"Hey, you can eat. I'll feed the cat." He put down the plate and ran out of the store without waiting for a second.

Fu Chengqi looked at the bread on the plate, it was the buttered toast he wanted to eat but didn't eat last time.And the man probably cared about the inconvenience of his right hand, so he thoughtfully cut the toast into small pieces.

Fu Chengqi picked up the fork and slowly put a piece into his mouth.

The toast, which is crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, melts in the mouth, and the rich and sweet buttery taste immediately permeates the entire mouth.

"Hmm... delicious." He raised his eyebrows lightly, and praised for the first time: "It really is Anpanman."

After testing Super Huahua on Weibo and confirming that he is the owner of this dessert house, Fu Chengqi not only found it amazing, but also felt a subtle sense of inexplicable satisfaction.

Strictly speaking, "occasional" radio is currently a small minority.And because the anchor updates are irregular and the content is relatively simple, fans are often lost.Although Fu Chengqi didn't care about these things, he was quite happy after meeting his fanatical true fans in reality.And that person really regarded him as his male god!

The more Fu Chengqi thought about it, the more interesting it became.After he ate the bread on the plate in one go, seeing that Nianhua hadn't returned, he got up and went out.

As soon as he went out, he saw Nianhua squatting in the corner with his back on his back, stroking the cat.The little boss is not tall, and his figure is thin. He is wrapped in a down jacket. From behind, he looks like a little boy with no hair yet.

Fu Chengqi couldn't help but recall the words he had left for himself in the private letter.There is always a simple stupidity between the lines.He was even a little curious, how did this person fall in love with him?

Just when Fu Chengqi was in a trance, Nianhua suddenly looked back.

"Hey? Have you finished eating?" He blinked through the brim of the furry down jacket and asked, "Is the buttered toast delicious? I made it for you today!"

Fu Chengqi didn't speak, but tilted his head and glanced at the lunch box in front of him.

Nian Hua hurriedly pushed the lunch box behind the kitty, and smiled awkwardly: "Well, if there is a little extra, I will share it with your brother... oh no, it will be distributed to these stray cats. These kittens are neither picky nor troublesome. , what to eat, so cute! Would you like to come over and suck it?"

No matter how Fu Chengqi heard it, he felt that these words seemed to be mocking himself.But he doesn't bother to care about a few stray cats.So he ordered with a stern face: "Don't smoke! You are not allowed to smoke! Come in and make me coffee!" After speaking, he returned to the store on his own.

"Who cares if you like to smoke or not, Qi!" Nianhua muttered, then clapped his hands, stood up and said to the kittens, "Okay, eat slowly, I'm going in to serve your king .”

In line with the principle of "don't inquire about what you shouldn't", Nianhua didn't get close this time.After he made coffee and passed it to Fu Chengqi, he went upstairs to get a book, leaned behind the cash register and read it as if no one was there.

As a result, before turning two pages, the phone in his pocket suddenly rang.

Nianhua took it out and saw that it was Xiao Langlang who reminded him that the male god had updated Weibo.Nian Hua threw the book aside happily, and clicked on Weibo.I saw that the male god reposted a dynamic picture of Jiugongge sucking cats 1 minute ago, and wrote:

- Good evening, what do you want to hear today.

"What else can you listen to!" Nian Hua's fingers were trembling with excitement, and he quickly replied below Weibo:

- Listen to meow like a cat!I want to suck pussy too!

After the comment was posted, Nian Hua excitedly pounded the table as he saw more and more likes.

"Noisy!"

Suddenly, a dissatisfied scolding sound came over.

It was only then that Nianhua remembered that there was still an "uncle" in the room, so he quickly put on a smile and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I forgot that you haven't left yet."

Fu Chengqi ignored the meaning of his words, narrowed his eyes and asked, "Why are you standing there so silly?"

If you shouldn't inquire, don't inquire about it!Nianhua really wanted to return this sentence to him intact.But he was afraid that if he really said it, he would not be able to hear the meow of a male god.

"What's the matter, I'm reading... eh? Where's my book?" Nian Hua looked down, only to see the book somehow fell to the ground.He quickly picked it up and shook it at Fu Chengqi.Then he made a gesture of invitation and said: "You drink slowly, I just keep silent."

After he finished speaking, he was about to glance at Weibo again, when Fu Chengqi stood up, walked over and said, "Let me see what books you are reading?"

Nianhua clicked his tongue, wondering what happened to the little brat today, why he suddenly became interested in what he did.

Although he was a little reluctant, he didn't dare to show it.So he closed the book, showed him the cover, and said, "Hey, I'm reading this."

Fu Chengqi saw that the title of the book was "Learning to Speak from Scratch", and almost laughed out loud.He suppressed a smile, took the book, flipped through a few pages and asked, "What are you doing with this book, can't you speak?"

You can't speak!Nianhua gave him a silent nod from his heart, and then pretended to be nonchalant and said: "I'm blind, I'm just using it to pass the time."

"Oh? Really?" Fu Chengqi pointed to a certain place in the book, and said with a smirk, "You still take notes?"

"Don't worry! Give me back the book!" Nian Hua reached out to snatch the book angrily.

Fu Chengqi quickly hid the book behind him, then raised his eyebrows at him, and said relentlessly, "No! You tell me why you read this book first."

"Why should I tell you!" Nian Hua was speechless.He didn't know what kind of wickedness this little bastard had come up with to threaten him with such a childish behavior.

Nianhua glared at him angrily.Fu Chengqi also stared back at him unceremoniously.After the two of them stared blankly at each other for a long time, Nianhua finally gave up struggling.

He lowered his eyes and said dejectedly: "I'm stupid, I can't speak, let's do it!"

Seeing his dejected look, Fu Chengqi was moved with compassion rarely.He said without hesitation: "You can still open a shop with a stupid mouth, it seems that there are some fools who eat your bread!"

Nian Hua froze for a moment, then raised his head in surprise.

Fu Chengqi was also taken aback for a moment, and then reacted.He immediately pointed at Nianhua and warned, "Don't laugh!"

However, this warning was useless. Nianhua lay on the cashier counter with his hands on his stomach, leaning back and laughing, and kept echoing: "Yes, yes, yes, you are right, there are indeed fools. Hahahahaha. "

Fu Chengqi slapped the book heavily on the table in embarrassment, ignoring Nianhua's kindness to lend him the book, and slammed the door without looking back.

Fu Chengqi walked out angrily for dozens of meters before stopping.He kicked the poplar tree on the side of the road fiercely, and said angrily: "Fuck! How embarrassing! I must have eaten too much and his bread was infected! Damn it! I lost all face!"

After speaking, he suddenly thought about Weibo.So he quickly took out his phone and clicked on Weibo.I saw that under my repost, Super Huahua's comment was the most liked.

Fu Chengqi immediately felt more balanced in his heart.He snorted contemptuously and turned off Weibo.

After a while, on the silent road, there was a cat meowing in a milky voice.

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