The "end" of the wrong male god

After fluttering for a long time, Nianhua decided to play dead.

So he stretched out one foot, gently kicked the phone under the bed, then quickly retracted it, wrapping his whole body tightly in the bed.

The darkness gave him the power to be shameless.Nianhua curled up under the blanket, secretly recalling the previous scene.

In fact, this is not a real kiss.And at that moment, he was in a daze, how could he know that the little gangster was so close, he just turned his head and rubbed against him.And he dodged away as soon as he touched his face.The speed was so fast that I didn't even feel any tactile sensation. How could it be said that I kissed him?

If you don't carry it, you will never carry it.

Nianhua clasped his feet, and after comforting himself, the evil fire has almost receded.When he was about to crawl back to the head of the bed and prepare to sleep, there was a vibration somewhere in the room.

"Mom, what's the sound!" Nianhua shivered for a moment, then lifted the corner of the quilt, exposed his face and listened carefully.After discovering that the source of the sound came from under the bed, he frowned, slowly moved to the side of the bed, and reached out to hook the phone.

Sure enough, it was the call from the strange number ending in 188!

Nianhua clicked his tongue, and was hesitating whether to answer it, the phone was automatically disconnected.He secretly breathed a sigh of relief, just as he was about to put the phone on the table, the call came in again.

Nianhua shook his head helplessly, he knew how stubborn this little brat was.If he didn't answer it all the time, maybe he would knock on the door in less than half an hour.

So he had no choice but to pretend to be weak after being woken up, picked up the phone and said, "Hey, Huahua...what's the matter? I'm already asleep."

"Pretend, pretend to me again." Fu Chengqi said coolly on the phone.

"Who pretended? I'm really asleep." Nianhua yawned pretentiously, turned over and said, "Is it okay to talk about it tomorrow, I'm so sleepy right now that I can't open my eyes .”

"Oh? Really?" Fu Chengqi snorted, "Then how do you know this phone number is mine?"

"Didn't you just send me..."

Nianhua was halfway through speaking when he suddenly realized something.He unconsciously let out an ah, and just about to hang up the phone, he heard Fu Chengqi on the other end say in a high voice: "Nianhua! How dare you hang up on me!"

"...I was wrong!" Nianhua gave up struggling, plunged into the pillow, twisted the sheet, and said embarrassingly: "I, I don't know how to answer you...but I'm sure I didn't mean it."

Fu Chengqi was obviously taken aback for a moment, and then laughed out loud on the phone.

Nianhua was irritated by his laughter.He sat up and shouted to the other end of the phone: "What are you laughing at! If you hadn't been so close, who would have kissed you!"

"So you admit that you kissed me?" Fu Chengqi asked with a smile.

"Yeah! I'll kiss you! What's the matter!" Nian Hua simply broke the jar and said, "You are a big man, do you still care about being kissed?"

"I don't really care, but I can't let someone kiss me for nothing." Fu Chengqi said immediately.

Nianhua scratched his head indiscriminately, and said with a determined heart: "Then tell me what you want to do! It's a big deal...I'll let you kiss me too!"

"No," Fu Chengqi said with a light smile, "How to pay it back, I have the final say."

"You!" Nian Hua was speechless, "I accidentally rubbed against you, why are you so persistent!"

"Nonsense! This is the first time I've been kissed!"

"I've never kissed anyone before!"

"......."

As soon as these words came out, the two suddenly fell into a mysterious and awkward silence.

After a while, Fu Chengqi cleared his throat, forcibly changed the subject and asked, "How big is your head?"

"Ah?" Nian Hua was taken aback, "What did you say?"

"I'm asking about the circumference of your head!" Fu Chengqi repeated angrily.

"I don't know..." Nianhua scratched his head and said again, "Why are you asking this?"

"Don't do anything!" Fu Chengqi said angrily: "You don't have a big head, you're so stupid. What color do you like?"

"Ah? Uh..." Nianhua said while snapping his fingers, "Blue, white, black, green, yellow..."

"Okay, okay, I'll let you talk about all the colors." Fu Chengqi interrupted him impatiently, "Then white and blue. Well, I won't tell you anymore, hang up! "

"Oh, okay." Nianhua pouted.

"......."

The two fell into an eerie silence again.

This time, Nianhua took the lead and said, "Hey? Why aren't you hanging up yet?"

No one answered the phone.

Nianhua held the phone in front of his eyes in doubt, and after confirming that the two were still talking, he put the phone back to his ears, and when he was about to call his name, he heard Fu Chengqi say angrily, "Idiot!" After that, the phone was cut off.

"Hi? I got angry after hanging up the phone. It's inexplicable." Nianhua grinned, put away the phone, and got back under the covers.

At noon the next day, when Fu Chengqi came to the door of the motorcycle club, he saw Duan Duan leaning against the door, chatting with the refitter.

He parked the car in front of the two, then took off his helmet and asked, "Master Yang, are you busy today?"

"Not busy, I have to take care of you first if I'm busy." Master Yang smiled, stepped forward, twisted the brake handle and asked, "What's the matter, what do you want to change this time?"

"No new ones, I came today to ask you to change something back for me." Fu Chengqi stepped out of the car, patted the back of the car and said, "Please help me add the back seat back."

"Yo?" Master Yang raised his eyebrows, turned around and winked.

Duan Duan gave him a thumbs up.Master Yang turned around with a smile and asked, "Xiao Qi, is there something wrong with you?"

"No, I just think it's troublesome not to have a car seat." Fu Chengqi pretended to be indifferent.

"Tsk tsk, I understand. You are not in trouble, you are in 'trouble'." Master Yang pointed at him meaningfully, then took the motorcycle and said, "Okay, I will help you." Please 'add it back. You two go in and sit down for a while."

"Hey, Master Yang, wait a minute. I also want to ask you to do me a favor." Fu Chengqi took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened the photo album, and showed him one of the photos, "I want you to help me Ordered these two helmets from Arai in Japan, styleblue and styleblack. I want to get them by next Saturday, can I?"

After listening to Duanduan, he couldn't help laughing.

Master Yang also nodded happily: "Okay, okay, no problem. It seems that your 'trouble' is quite attractive. Remember to bring someone to play next time!"

After Nianhua sent away a group of students, he was busy clearing the table when the doorbell rang suddenly.

"Welcome to 'Niannianyoubao'!" Nianhua raised her head with a smile, meeting the male god's clear eyes.He tightened his grip on the rag, and for a moment, he felt as if he saw the shadow of another person from between the eyebrows of the male god.

"Boss, hello, I want to ask, do you have grapefruit-flavored desserts in your store?" the male god asked.

"Ah... yes, yes!" Nian Hua hurriedly led the male god to the cabinet after a brief period of confusion. "This light cheesecake and western cakes are grapefruit-flavored, not sweet and not greasy, and the taste is very refreshing. There are also grapefruit pudding on this side and our homemade honey grapefruit jam, which are also very popular. You can try it one time."

Hearing this, the male god picked up a biscuit, dipped it in some jam, and put it in his mouth.

Nianhua looked at him expectantly.The male god raised his eyebrows and nodded, then pointed to the jam and said, "Well, it's delicious. Please bring me three bottles of grapefruit jam, plus a box of western cakes and three cans of pudding."

"Okay! Wait a minute!" Nianhua happily ran to the counter, took out what the male god wanted, and asked, "Would you like to eat it yourself or give it away?"

"Give it away, please make it look better for me." The male god said softly, "By the way, can I have a card as a gift?"

"Of course, you can wait a moment." Nianhua glanced at him, turned around and took out a few pieces of cardboard from the drawer, and said, "What kind of style do you like?"

Without even thinking about it, the male god pointed at the pink heart-shaped card and said, "This one."

"Hey, okay." Nianhua smiled dryly, and handed him the paper and pen.

The male god went to the dining table and sat down, leaning over the table and writing a card.

Nianhua peeped at him while wrapping the gift box.The male god wrote very seriously, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.For some reason, he faintly felt that something might be wrong with his male god.Thinking of this, Nianhua suddenly felt an indescribable feeling.Just half a month ago, because he chatted with the male god version in a private message, he felt that his relationship with him was a big step closer, and he even bought a bunch of books just to chat with him.But when they returned to reality, they found that the two were getting further and further apart.

Of course, it's not only the male god who opened this distance, but also him.

"Is it alright?"

At some point, the male god had returned to him.He took the card, handed it back to Nianhua, and said in a cold tone: "Please put it in for me, thank you."

Nianhua was taken aback for a moment, and nodded quickly.After he took the card, he stuffed it into the interlayer without waiting for a second.Then he gently pushed the gift box to the male god and said, "Hi, it's 150 yuan in total."

The male god took out two tickets from his wallet and put them in the cashier tray, said "no small tickets", and left with the gift box.

"Thank you for coming to 'Niannianyoubao', I wish you a happy life!" Nianhua bowed to his back, at the same time feeling a little sour in his heart.

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Xiao Qi: Shouldn’t I be the one who should be sour (biting the handkerchief