The "end" of the wrong male god

"Fuck!" Fu Chengqi backed up and stood up, holding his coffee-stained T-shirt with both hands, glaring at Nianhua, "You fucking want to scald me to death!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Nianhua wanted to wipe him with a tissue, but was frightened back by his cruel eyes.So he raised the tray to cover his face, and shouted in horror: "I, I, I didn't mean to, don't hit me! Don't hit me!"

"I….!"

"Hey, hey, don't hit people." Duan Duan quickly got up and pulled Nian Hua behind him.

"Who said I'm going to beat him!" Fu Chengqi pointed at Nianhua and said angrily, "He spilled coffee all over me, why can't I scold him!"

"All right, all right, then you're going to scold you." Duan Duan waved his hand at him, then turned to Nian Hua and said, "Nian Hua, don't worry about him. Go get a clean rag..."

"Take a shitty rag! My clothes are like this, can you fucking clean them?" Fu Chengqi said furiously.

"Who said I'm going to wipe your clothes, I'm going to help Nianhua wipe the table." Duanduan winked at him, then patted Nianhua on the shoulder, "Go Nianhua, don't talk to him."

"Don't go!" Fu Chengqi stopped him, pointed at his clothes and asked, "What about my clothes! Your table is more important than my clothes!"

Nianhua moved the tray down, looked at him timidly with only a pair of eyes and said, "I'm sorry. If you don't mind, I can lend you my clothes. Your T-shirt and pants, wait for me to wash them." I'll give it back to you later. Okay?"

Fu Chengqi stared at him angrily, neither saying yes nor no, as if he was just playing with his temper.

Looking at his stupid look, Duan Duan wanted to laugh a little.He cleared his throat, held back his smile and said, "Okay, okay, don't stick around anymore. Nianhua, leave this to me. You go and take him to change clothes. He really can't wear it like this. "

"Sorry to trouble you." Nianhua blinked at him, then at Fu Chengqi, and repeated in a low voice, "Are you okay? Huahua."

Fu Chengqi snorted coldly, resolutely refused to talk to him, turned his head and walked upstairs.

Nianhua stuck out his tongue, put down the tray, and after expressing his thanks with a bow and apology, he quickly followed.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he ran up, he saw Fu Chengqi standing in front of the full-length mirror, grabbing the hem of his clothes with both hands and pulling the T-shirt off his head.

Nianhua learned the lesson just now, and hastily looked away.

He opened the closet, rummaged through the clothes and stuttered, "Well, I, I'll find you a piece of clothes for my cousin, he's about the same height as you..."

"I don't wear other people's clothes!" Fu Chengqi refused dissatisfiedly.

Nian Hua was startled, turned around and asked in doubt, "Then you don't wear anything underneath?"

Fu Chengqi clicked his tongue impatiently, pointed to the hanger and said, "I asked you to get it for me!"

Nianhua was dazed for a few seconds, and then oh-oh, turned around and went to pull his clothes.

Fu Chengqi took a quick glance at his bed while his back was turned to him to flip through his clothes.After seeing the "Sleeping God Fund Account Book" next to the pillow, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, revealing a slight smile.

"Huahua, try these clothes and see if you can wear them, I just washed them." Nian Hua carried a few clothes and put them on the bed, "You may wear my pants short... Anyway, try it first Let's talk about it if we can't."

"En." Fu Chengqi reluctantly responded, and after pretending to pick out a few, he picked up the account book next to the pillow and asked, "What is this?"

Nianhua was taken aback, quickly grabbed it and hid it behind him, staring straight at the wooden floor and said, "It's nothing, it's just an account book. Hurry up and change your clothes."

"Show me what's written on the cover?" Fu Chengqi stretched out his hand.

"No! Why should I show you!" Nianhua pointed to the clothes, "Hurry up and change! Duanduan is still waiting downstairs!"

"Don't let me see it, right?" Fu Chengqi narrowed his eyes, unbuttoned his hands, and took off his pants in front of him.

"Ah!" Nianhua subconsciously covered her face with the notebook.

""Sleeping God Fund Account Book"," Fu Chengqi tilted his head and read it, then kicked off his pants, walked back to the bed, casually picked up his clothes and asked, "Hey, who is your male god?"

When Nianhua found out that he had fallen for his trap, she was simply ashamed.So he threw the notebook aside, looked at him openly and said, "Is it okay? Anyway, I'm more handsome than you and have a better figure than you!"

"Really?" Fu Chengqi paused, turned his head and asked, "What does he look like?"

"Huh, he looks really handsome." Nianhua crossed his arms and bragged brazenly: "You know Wu Yanzu, my male god beats him ten times!"

Fu Chengqi let out a chuckle, then sat on the bed and looked at him and said, "Really? Then what's your male god's name? What do you do?"

"I won't tell you!" Nianhua shook his head resolutely, "After I tell you, maybe one more person wants to sleep with him."

Fu Chengqi laughed out loud twice, and said relentlessly: "Hey, just tell me. Maybe I can help you...he can sleep with him as soon as possible!"

Nianhua looked at him dubiously, then lowered his head and said depressedly: "No, I won't be able to sleep. He is a big star. I'm just talking."

Fu Chengqi raised his eyebrows and nodded, without saying anything, he casually put on a pair of sweatpants and a sweater, and swayed downstairs.

When the two came down from the attic one after the other, Duan Duan was squatting outside the door smoking a cigarette.

Fu Chengqi picked up the jacket from the chair, put it on and said, "The jacket is probably not clean, so you can just throw it away. You can wash the pants if you want, and you can throw them away if you don't want to. I'll wait for your clothes tomorrow I'll bring it to you when I come tonight."

"Oh, okay." Nianhua nodded, and suddenly thought of something, so he hurriedly said: "By the way, Huahua, can you leave me a contact information? Or I can tell you my mobile phone number. Then you When something can't come, you can tell me in advance, so I don't have to wait."

Fu Chengqi frowned and thought for a while, then took out his mobile phone and said, "Okay, then tell me your mobile phone number."

"Okay, okay!" Nianhua quickly told him his mobile phone number.After Fu Chengqi wrote it down, he didn't dial directly, but saved it in the phone book and put the phone away.

"Okay. Let's go back then." He said, picked up the bread on the plate, opened the door and walked out.

After Duan Duan heard the sound, he quickly turned his head.After seeing Fu Chengqi's sporty outfit, he couldn't help teasing: "Hey, Huahua, are you planning to go for a morning run?"

"I'm not interested in jogging in the morning, but morning boobs are fine." Fu Chengqi said while biting his bread.

Nianhua clicked his tongue, hugged him and said to Duan Duan with a smile: "Duanduan, thank you for helping me clean up. You are welcome to come and play more often in the future. The shop will introduce more delicious pastries, and you are welcome to taste them too. "

"Thank you Nianhua, I will definitely come here often!" Duanduan said sweetly, "The bread you make is the best I have ever eaten! No wonder our little Xi...women have recognized you!"

"Pfft!" Fu Chengqi almost spat out a mouthful of bread.He covered his mouth, raised his leg and gave Duan Duan a kick, and said angrily, "Get out, push the cart!"

Duanduan smiled and ran to pick up the car.

When Fu Chengqi turned his head, he saw Nianhua looking at him without blinking.

"What are you looking at! You can believe what he said!" Fu Chengqi pretended to be calm and stuffed the last half of bread into his mouth.

"Tsk tsk tsk," Nianhua looked him up and down with scrutiny, then shook his head, and said with emotion, "Huahua, I can't tell, you're still a zero."

This time, Fu Chengqi sprayed it directly.

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Is it true, just try it and you will know (Crossing Erlang’s legs, eating melon seeds.