Kudo

By the time Li Cu "landed", he couldn't even scold him if he wanted to.He also finally understood why Wu Xie said "now is the time when the ice is the thinnest".

It is the thin layer of movement that allows him, a patient with a deformed skull, to have the opportunity to perform the Iron Head Kungfu.If this scene is lucky enough to be filmed, Li Cu will definitely play it [-] times a day in a loop, admiring his brave and heroic posture, and show it to his grandchildren when he gets old, saying: In fact, grandpa is a trainee who has retired from the world for many years. Jiazi, who punched the town of Guanxi, stepped on Hot Wheels, smashed through the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea and snatched the golden cudgel, which made Monkey King cry.

The major premise is that he is ordered to go out, and the minor premise is that he must first have a girlfriend.With this group of people, ten lungs are not enough, assuming that he needs at least a hundred lungs to make the major premise true.

The lake water under the ice instantly froze his breath.But as his body sank, Li Cu found that the water temperature in the depths was not as cold as he imagined, but rather mild.

Li Cu tried his best to open his hand and swiped a few times. He was very glad that he had taken off his heavy coat, so he would not be immobilized at this moment.I don't know if it was because the water was too gentle, but he didn't feel the pain of bleeding from his head, but only felt itching at the defect on the top of his head.

It seems that I haven't washed my hair for a long time, and the titanium plate is moldy?He wanted to scratch but didn't dare to scratch, he was very anxious.In his mind, the bald Wu Xie smiled at him, as if to show off his superiority.He couldn't help but think of the detonator around Wu Xie's waist.

It's not hard to imagine the horrors outside.

He had been the lunatic's younger brother for so long.

While staying awake, Li Cu felt the flow of water around him, and it seemed to be slowly going upwards——slowly, upwards?

It's not that the water is flowing upwards!Li Cu was horrified to realize that he was sinking continuously, and his numb right ankle had a vague and strange touch, as if something was pulling him to the bottom of the lake.

Changbai Mountain Ice Lake Monster?Li Cu was completely Spartan, and he couldn't resist even if he wanted to, so he simply let the force drag him down.He began to wonder wildly in his mind: Could it be natural oxygen in the belly of the big monster?What are the chances that after he enters, he fully recovers, and then explodes into the small universe and breaks out of his body?

The answer is zero, because the one pulling him is not a big water monster at all.

The body continued to warm up, smooth, soft, slender, and flexible strips, the number of which was innumerable, wrapped him round and round, as if wrapping him in a layer of winter clothes.Although this object itself had no temperature, it miraculously warmed his body.

Li Cu was trying his best to restrain the urge to open his eyes, he was afraid that he would be scared to pee as soon as he opened his eyes.

Everything is dry until the stream of water is completely gone.Li Cu hesitated for a long time before opening his eyes, and found himself standing in a cave with a fire burning in front of him.

This scene was so familiar, he immediately knew what would happen next, and at the same time, ten thousand beasts galloped past in his heart.

Falk, those strips just now were all fucking snakes.If he is bitten by so many snakes in turn, not to mention how many holes there will be, just the pheromone passed over will be enough to split his personality to the point of breaking the Guinness Book of Records.No wonder everyone said that he couldn't take care of himself and shouldn't take care of so many things.

"Hi," Wu Xie came out from the depths of the cave, his hair was still there, and the jacket on his body was so dirty that he couldn't recognize the original color, "Stranger, you must be hating me to death now."

I wish I could eat all those hundreds of snakes.

"If you want to relieve your hatred—" Wu Xie's face suddenly moved forward, "How about letting you punch me, but I can only punch you once."

The premise is that you can hit it.

"Oh, I forgot that you can't hit it," Wu Xie smiled, "Let's talk about business. Do you remember what I said last time? If you join those people, then you will spend your time in a dark prison Live the rest of your life with snakes all day long. At that time, I said that no one knew where you would be imprisoned, but I was lying to you. This place was originally your final prison. What you have to do now is to escape from prison. "

Wu Xie paused, and took out a cigarette from his pocket: "You must be recalling the plan I told you last time, but I still have to say, forget everything you have experienced before, it doesn't make any sense."

Li Cu was no longer in the mood to twitch the corners of his mouth.

Wu Xie groped for a long time but couldn't find the lighter. Before Li Cu had time to laugh at him in his heart, he saw him throw the cigarette directly into his mouth and chew slowly.

"Surprised? It's so cool, I learned from an old friend." Wu Xie moved his mouth, "Actually, I shouldn't call you a stranger, Li Cu."

Li Cu's eyes widened in surprise: Wu Xie called out his name, indicating that this piece of information was generated after he entered the plan.

"I know you have a lot of questions now, but I'm not going to answer them. The less things you have on your mind, the better," Wu Xie said, "Li Cu, you are at the most critical position in the plan. Frankly speaking, you A single decision, maybe we can all be finished - how about it, happy?"

Of course Li Cu couldn't answer, Wu Xie kept chewing: "No matter what you think, at least I'm feeling good now."

"If there is any mistake in the plan, it is probably that I overestimated my limit. This mistake made me experience seventeen failures before I finally found you, but I still dare not confirm my success, because you The decision is not within the scope of my interference," Wu Xie spat, spitting the chewed tobacco at his feet, "I don't know if I have a chance to say something before you enter here, but that's not important anymore, tell me Come."

follow me? followme?Li Cu was taken aback.Are pheromones powerful enough to remotely control movements?

He tried to move forward, but failed.The surrounding temperature dropped sharply, and the cold dampness hit again, and the body was very light, indicating that all the snakes had disappeared.

Except for one.

This one alone is more frightening than the snakes.This snake is even bigger than the giant python in "The Plague of Pythons". The lantern-like pupils stare at him miserably, and the neck is opened like a cobra, revealing a large strange pattern.

Monster, my lady, it turns out that your relatives are lying on their stomachs here.But your relatives have different tastes from yours. You like big faces, but others like Picasso’s abstract art.

The pattern gradually became clear, and Li Cu first saw a face, which was actually his own.The huge snake head approached him inch by inch, arrogantly opened its bloody mouth, and the ivory-like thick fangs were covered with saliva.

Ma'am, your relatives are disgusting!Li Cu was terrified, opened his mouth uncontrollably, was immediately filled with lake water, and his lungs began to burst with pain.

Damn it, he simply blew himself up and died with the black lady.

***

"It's so fucking slow." The fat man took a few deep breaths. There was a bloodstain on his face from a bullet, and a snake corpse with a bloody head lying on his feet. Let's act together."

Sorry, you have confidence in me, but I have no confidence in you.With a pale face, Su Wan was looking for a band-aid in his bag, and the tiger's jaws of both his hands had tiny cuts.

It's just a band-aid, everything in the treasure bag.Su Wan took out two pink Hello Kitty bandages and pasted them on himself.

"Actually, I want to know how you passed the security check," the fat man looked at him. "The current security check system is too bad."

Su Wan pulled out a smile: "I brought dozens of pairs of underwear."

The corner of the fat man's eyes twitched: "Your underwear is a bumblebee? Instant transformation?"

"It's a big yellow duck, and it's also anti-radiation," Su Wan smiled shyly, "I disassembled two guns, and dozens of them are still not enough to pack."

"The security check is crying for you." The fat man was silent for a few seconds, then patted Su Wan on the shoulder, "Bring it here."

"what?"

"Didn't you say there are two?" The fat man impatiently picked out his ears, "Here, I only have detonators in my equipment."

After this short-sighted episode, the two continued to move forward in the snow.Su Wan's legs were a little weak.Although it wasn't the first time he used a gun (for example, Dai Licu opened soda cans in the suburbs after collecting packages), but it was indeed the first time he hit a living thing.At that moment, he didn't know what he was thinking, and there was only one sentence in his mind that was particularly clear.

"Don't embarrass me."

Of course, what the black glasses taught him was not just how to hit a living creature.Su Wan took a deep breath and asked, "Where are we going?"

They didn't seem to be fleeing from the snow-capped mountains, but rather marched into the depths of the snow-capped mountains.

"Based on your gun just now, we probably have been exposed," the fat man said, "After thinking about it, I'm not just a bitch, there's nothing to hide, it's better to spoil her affairs, and strike first. "

"How do you know what she's going to do?"

"Ha, I can figure out what she's going to do with my ass," the fat man smiled triumphantly, "Is there anything here that could make her come again, it must be that door."

"Door?"

"I blew up the door five years ago, and the big devil is locked inside," said the fat man. "There are rare accidents in the plan, and now it's a free play session. How about it, are you interested in fighting the devil to save the princess?"

If I follow you, I will definitely be beaten by the devil and rescued by the princess.Su Wan was in a gloomy mood.If there is a princess, I hope she will be more powerful, not the Powerpuff Girls, but also have a bit of Balala energy. If it is the power of the moon prism, of course it will be even better.

"Fuck!" The familiar shout made Su Wan's nerves tense, and he clenched the gun in his hand.

The same black-haired snake, the same speed, the difference is that the fat man flicked the snake's tail, and pinched seven inches with the other hand with great precision, and pinched neatly.

Click.Su Wan silently added the onomatopoeia in his heart.

"There are quite a few snakes in this place," the fat man murmured, "It seems that there is no need to worry about being hungry."

Su Wan suddenly felt very angry: "You did it on purpose just now."

"what?"

"You can obviously avoid it."

"Oh," the fat man glanced at him nonchalantly, "I just want to make sure that I brought a bottle of oil with me. If so, then the blind man must be completely blinded next time we meet."

"There is no serum here. If I hadn't shot you, you would really have died." Su Wan looked at him.

"It's not dead yet," the fat man smiled, and picked up the snake's body, "How do you like to eat it?"

Crazy, a fucking bunch of lunatics.Su Wan thought.Sure enough, neuropathy is contagious, and Wu Xie's harm is endless.

"Of course I have to try you." The fat man looked at the dead snake, as if he was really thinking about how to eat it. "Do you know who you are now? Fatty, I ran for my life and called you. Hostages are not treated so well." .”

Su Wan waited for him to continue.

"I'm getting old, and I'm not interested in playing house with children." The fat man finally threw the dead snake away, "How many eyes are staring at you in Beijing, the successor of the black glasses, Comrade Su Wan."

Don't use the word comrade indiscriminately, he is also responsible for adding incense to the family.Su Wan thought.Sure enough, in the future, apprentices will also depend on who they are. The more powerful the master, the more dangerous the apprentice will be.What the fat man meant was that he was using Su Wan as black glasses. It seemed that he was still busy.

"You still haven't told me the destination," Su Wan sighed, "Death must be understood by others."

"It's a door that was blown up by me, the fat man," the fat man replied. "It's rare to revisit the old place, to remember it, to take you sightseeing, and to make things difficult for that woman by the way."

Travel shit.Su Wan let out a sigh of relief.The doors were all blown out. It is estimated that the big devil would show up as soon as they arrived, and the [-] cannons would torture them until there was nothing left.

The fat man suddenly pointed in a certain direction: "Did you see that lake?"

Su Wan followed his fingers and nodded.They were walking on a snow ridge with a large frozen lake below.Is this fat man really a tour guide?Su Wan thought.Next, let’s talk about myths and legends, such as the tear of a snow-capped saint—the saint’s eyeballs are definitely bigger than artificial satellites.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Su Wan suddenly saw a shuttle-shaped black shadow flying past quickly.

What is that, the saint's false eyelashes are unglued?

"It's that thing again," the fat man said "tsk", "It looked like a giant bug back then, but I still don't know what it is. Fatty, I kind of want to go down and have a look."

Su Wan has no interest in things that have lived under the frozen lake for at least five years, or dare not.

"Hey, just kidding," the fat man looked at the sky and smiled, "Personal hobbies, I'll leave it to my private time."

"...The God of Snow Mountain has come to fulfill your wish." Su Wan murmured, pointing behind the fat man.

"What?"

Probably because he was on the verge of falling, but was stimulated by gunfire just now.After the fat man asked this, a huge boulder behind him rolled down the slope with a bang, breaking the surface of the frozen lake with a loud noise.

"We're going to be completely exposed." The fat man was dumbfounded.

In the originally pure lake, there are obvious large shadows, and it is in a state of commotion, a bit like a lively and lovely school of sardines.

Sardine school rebellion is also very scary.One after another, the black shadows climbed up the mountain wall towards them, at first glance they looked like antique ink strokes, especially beautiful in the icy and snowy background.

"Ah, what a moving ink painting," Su Wan praised while shaking his head, "What should we do?"

The fat man fired a few shots around seemingly indiscriminately, and huge snow blocks continued to shatter and then smashed down.

"It's ugly, cover it and repaint it."