Kudo

"Xiao Wu, why are you so nervous," the fat man couldn't help asking, "Looking at your small appearance, you almost burst out laughing."

Wu Xie asked inexplicably: "Are you unhappy? What we were going to deal with was a particularly awesome Hulk, but now it has turned into a ball of long-haired noodles. And I think I am so handsome, guess what I am with Ultimate what relationship."

Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie with a puzzled expression, as if he couldn't understand where Wu Xie's optimism came from.After all, from the perspective of all normal people, it is definitely a better choice to fight the Hulk to the death instead of facing a snake cave with an inestimable size. It is both domineering and refreshing.

"A relationship between a man and a woman? Or a relationship in bed?" the fat man asked.

"Fuck you," Wu Xie stood up with a smile, and patted the fat man on the shoulder heavily, "I'm condescending, and I'm here to save the ultimate."

Destiny is really amazing. People don't hurry up, and things don't go too late.If Wu Xie had heard that he and Ultimate were a couple more than ten years ago, he would have been frightened to death for several years, and grass had grown on his grave, not to mention discovering that Ultimate was originally innocent and harmless, but was transformed into a big devil's lair. Urgently waiting for him to save.

Wu Xie looked down at his shoes. Fortunately, they were too wet and dirty, but the quality was good enough, and they could last for a while if they needed to run.When he raised his head, he suddenly found that Zhang Qiling was staring at him straightly, obviously he had something to say, but he didn't say a word.Wu Xie frowned. After deep thinking, the only conclusion that could be drawn directly was that Zhang Qiling was constipated, so I was embarrassed to say.

From Fatty's point of view, these two people seemed to be playing charades.Although Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling are pure men, Fatty always feels that when these two stand together, they will automatically emit some kind of electric current, which makes him feel a kind of strong malice towards single dogs.

Or is that actually the truth?

At this time, the temple door suddenly made a sound, it was the sound of being pushed from the inside and hitting the door bolt.Zhang Qiling immediately looked away, and he looked at the door seriously, as if he finally remembered something, walked briskly for a while, picked up the knife he dropped earlier, and floated back like the wind, the process did not exceed five seconds.

The door only rang once, and when Zhang Qiling came back, there was no movement.

"Tsk tsk tsk, the wonders of the universe," the fat man said with emotion, "the first thing my brother came out was to look at you affectionately before going to get the knife. Naive, tell me the truth, what is your relationship with my brother?" .”

"What kind of relationship are you talking about? In addition to the relationship between men and women, the relationship in your mind is also the relationship in bed. To be honest, there is no difference between the two in your eyes." Wu Xie took out his cigarette again and was a little irritable. When he looked up, he suddenly found Zhang Qiling staring at him.

The fat man obviously noticed it too, and whispered in Wu Xie's ear, "It's over, my brother must think you raped him."

Fuck, what are you doing, doesn't this stuffy oil bottle never care about people making jokes?Wu Xie thought to himself.What to look at, it's amazing to have a knife.

"Wu Xie," Zhang Qiling said suddenly, "I..."

"Wait, is that kid still inside?" Wu Xie interrupted him in a particularly serious tone, "Don't make any noise, I'm going to start a brainstorm."

It has to be said that the speed at which Wu Xie entered the state was astonishing. As soon as he finished saying this, he assumed a posture that he had been thinking about for a century.I don't know if he was really thinking deeply or pretending to be deep thinking, but after a while he cursed out a bad word: "Damn, there is no cigarette."

Fatty is too familiar with his appearance.When Wu Xie was thinking, he was very addicted to cigarettes, and he felt uncomfortable all over when he came up, and his whole body was as manic as if he had mad cow disease. If anything bothered him, it would be on the verge of breaking out.

No one expected that Zhang Qiling would pass Wu Xie a cigarette from nowhere.The fat man stared straight at the thin black vest on Zhang Qiling's body, and once suspected that he took the cigarette out of his crotch.What's even more frightening is that this mystery has not been solved in Fatty Wang's life.

There was a violent storm in Wu Xie's mind, and he smoked as soon as he took it, no matter where the smoke came from, and after a few big mouthfuls of smoke, the restless look like a snake spirit calmed down.While puffing out the smoke, he said, "A misfortune is a blessing. I thought about it. Although it would be more difficult to keep that brat inside, it might be a breakthrough. We can chat now, contact Feel free to wait for the market to open.”

"It's noodles, so it's called dinner." Fatty saw Wu Xie sitting cross-legged on the ground, and when he thought of the things under the sand, his butt felt cold, "The three of us have such a deep relationship, we don't need to sit down and chat slowly. But I also want to have a cigarette before the market opens, brother, do you still have any?"

After the fat man finished speaking, he stared closely at Zhang Qiling's movements to see if the cigarette he gave Wu Xie came out of his crotch.But Zhang Qiling shook his head to indicate that the cigarette was gone, which shocked the fat man.

Wu Xie seemed to have just realized that Zhang Qiling gave the smoke, and grinned and thanked him.Unexpectedly, Zhang Qiling gave him a very deep look, and after a moment of silence, he suddenly said: "Wu Xie, there is something, I'm sorry."

Oh, it should be about almost strangling him.Wu Xie quickly waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay, brother, you must have your reason for doing it, I did die for ten years. But I think I'm pretty good now, can you be more flexible?"

Zhang Qiling frowned, as if he was a little puzzled.Wu Xie was waiting for him to ask, but he didn't expect the bottle cap to be screwed on all of a sudden, and his expression was a little anxious.

Wu Xie was very surprised: Could it be that Zhang Qiling was embarrassed?God, this is unbelievable.Of course, it is also possible that he got angry when he interrupted his speech. How stingy is Zhang Qiling?

Sorry or not, actually Wu Xie doesn't care.He believes that Zhang Qiling will not do anything to his companions at will, and the relationship between the Audio-Technica is not just a simple companionship.What's more, Zhang Qiling never dragged his feet in doing things. If he really didn't have any emotions at that moment, Wu Xie's neck would not be able to stay in the present.

The appalling experiment of the Wang family is anti-human. If Wu Xie unconsciously becomes the catalyst, how should Zhang Qiling choose?Is it Wu Xie, or the world?Zhang Qiling is not a god, he will be entangled.

Damn, why Zhang Qiling is so perfect, there is no reason to blame him from the beginning to the end.Wu Xie sighed.He himself was almost strangled to death, and he took the initiative to excuse Zhang Qiling, and he was even glad that he had become strong enough now, so he didn't have to worry about this hard-working patient anymore.

"Xiao Wu, we seem to have forgotten one thing," the fat man suddenly asked, "If those black-haired snakes are so easily alarmed, why is this temple still intact?"

Indeed, with the fighting strength of Hydra cypress and snakes, after such a long history, it is impossible for this artificial temple to be so complete in appearance, except for being old, there is no trace of damage.But if it's a scam, it wouldn't be such a deliberate tell.

"Oh, good question," Wu Xie laughed suddenly, and pointed in a certain direction, "Because there are repairmen."

The fat man looked in the direction he pointed, and saw nothing.

"I just pointed out that what should come will always come, just think of it as watching a movie, be patient," Wu Xie folded his arms on his chest, "After waiting for more than ten years, still can't afford to wait for these few minutes?"

Patience always moves God.As soon as Wu Xie finished speaking, there was a loud "boom", and a crack climbed up to the top of the temple like a giant scorpion, and quickly spread into branches, interweaving into a net, and finally the entire top of the temple collapsed with a big hole.

Zhang Qiling reacted quickly when the first crack appeared, and grabbed Wu Xie's neck to avoid a falling object that was ejected-this was just the beginning, and then the wall of the temple also cracked. The very strong bronze was actually torn into several pieces, and it was smashed together with the roof beams. When the fat man turned around, the solid half of the roof beams almost fell on the ground close to his nose, only an inch away from his toes. .Those elegant cornices were smashed down almost whole, and every time they smashed a hole, if Wu Xie and others hadn't been able to hide quickly, their brains would probably have been smashed out.

With the collapse of the temple, the thick and savage vines whipped out like crazy, completely in cos Hogwarts Whomping Willow, and it also has its own nine-finger palm, which can shoot and grab continuously, which is stronger than Wu Xie and the others are much more ruthless in whipping snakes. Just being swept by the tail wind will cause the whole body to fly, not to mention the live and dead black-haired snakes are all flying all over the sky.

Wu Xie's skills are good, but there are too many new injuries and old injuries, and his state can't keep up. He was almost shot several times, but Zhang Qiling dragged him to hide.He thought to himself that this game was too exciting for them, and the disabled elderly couldn't afford it. Suddenly, his ankles felt cold, his body lightened, and he was hung up.It happened that Zhang Qiling was holding his arm, and the two were swinging freely in the air together.

There were no wounds on Wu Xie's body. Such a heavy pulling force from head to tail made him feel so painful that his lungs were dislocated. He always felt a fishy smell in his throat, and he probably vomited blood.Although Zhang Qiling had the knife in his hand, there was a height of Wu Xie between him and the vines, unless he was a gibbon, he definitely couldn't reach it.

At this time they were not too high from the ground, Wu Xie only heard Zhang Qiling say "bear it", and felt his back sinking, and there was a rush of blood in his chest. It turned out that Zhang Qiling used him as a pedal with a volley, He jumped directly onto the vine, and Wu Xie felt the salty pig's hand on his foot loosen as soon as he stabbed down. He was caught by the fat man's hands, and he rolled on the ground several times before stopping, crushing several snake corpses , blood all over the place, it was terribly bloody.

Wu Xie was only one step away from falling apart, stood up recklessly, and found that Zhang Qiling was still on the vine.I saw Zhang Qiling holding a knife in one hand and clung to the vines with the other. He was more flexible than a sloth, playing high-altitude bungee jumping and spiral roller coasters. The black-haired snakes that had been cut into several sections fell down like rain.

"Damn, it's like crazy," Wu Xie smiled happily, "I'm so cold that I don't need a humanoid electric fan."

The fat man has body protection, and thanks to the fact that Wu Xie didn't fall from a high height, he stood up in much better condition than Wu Xie.He yelled, "Innocent, I tell you that the body is the capital of the revolution. You still don't believe it. You see, it's my little brother who is stealing the limelight again." In a short period of time, a protective circle with a strong aura was formed within a radius of more than ten meters.

In the Iron Triangle, no matter ten years ago or ten years later, Wu Xie is not good at physical strength, especially after cutting his throat, falling off cliffs, diving into water and feeding snakes, etc., but ten years ago he was an idiot, and ten years later he was an idiot. Very awesome.In this chaotic and seemingly endless struggle, Wu Xie grabbed a section of vines that were not too heavy, and started rushing towards the entrance of this space as if by divine assistance. If it could be recorded, it would be an instant hit. In the end, he stopped beside the bronze pillar with a giant snake on the left.

Tsk, this is the real bronze, a hero can only be as good as a golden spear.Wu Xie sighed in admiration in his heart, hugged the pillar with both hands and twisted it vigorously. After trying five or six times, he only heard a "click", and there was a gap between the pillar body and the base. Wu Xie smiled and hugged it like a donkey pulling a mill. The pillar turned.

Pulling a millstone looks simple, but it's an absolute pain when it comes to making your own donkey.This pillar was as thick as two people hugging each other. Just after turning a quarter, Wu Xie's sweat slid from his forehead to his shoulders, but he couldn't stop. If he stopped during the process of opening the mechanism, no one could bear the consequences. .

Zhang Qiling was still hanging on the vines and swinging, and several vines that were trying to wave to Wu Xie were snapped.Fatty waved that giant vine while moving closer to Wu Xie. It seemed that he couldn't take it anymore. Even if Lu Zhishen could pull up weeping willows upside down, it would probably be very difficult for him to learn the small colorful flags of the Spring Festival Gala like Fatty.

In the end, the fat man threw all his strength and threw the giant vine, sending it flying into the air.He rolled and ran to Wu Xie's side, hugging the other side of the pillar.The two of them hugged almost the entire pillar, and when they worked together like this, the efficiency was immediately much higher. The pillar "clicked" and turned half a circle in the blink of an eye. Wu Xie shouted "stop", and the two collapsed together on the ground On the ground, panting like a dog.

At that moment, they couldn't hear anything except their own panting, and the world seemed to suddenly lose its voice.In Wu Xie's line of sight, only a set of slowed-down shots were seen: all the vines convulsed at the same time as if being strangled by the neck, the snakes began to flee in a hurry, crazily burrowed into the ground like a groundhog, and Zhang Qiling came from Leaping down from the vines, his face was stern, and his lean and strong upper body was covered in sweat. The jewel pupils of the giant snake on the stone pillar shone extremely brightly, like an invisible coronation.

To be handsome to death.Wu Xie sighed and covered his eyes.