Kudo

"Then have you ever thought about writing history with me?"

As soon as the fat man opened the door, he heard such a sentence. He immediately thought that he had gone to the wrong set, and he closed the door calmly. After a few seconds, he pushed it open with a "bang", and shouted loudly: "Naive, there is something wrong with your way of confessing, follow me!" Fatty, I’ve been doing this for so long, and I haven’t made any progress at all. Which girl is happy to write history with you, why don’t you tell me to watch the thunderstorm together?”

"The girl who was confessed" Zhang Qiling turned his head and glanced at the fat man.The fat man felt that this look was a bit familiar, so he turned his gaze to Wu Xie suspiciously: Wu Xie sat on the ground with one leg up, and was frowning and rubbing his neck. There were deep fingerprints on it, and the bruise was scary. , which complemented his original scar, especially horrible.

"This attack is ruthless enough," the fat man sighed, "My father didn't even fight so hard."

He spoke in a weird way, obviously aimed at Zhang Qiling, who was pretending to be cold, but it was a pity that there was no echo after several hammers.

"It's okay, or it's fatal." Wu Xie didn't care, and touched the burr that had just grown on his head, "Fatty, you just come in like this, if people outside don't know the rules and run around, what if something goes wrong. "

"How can that be? With brains and force, it's not enough to be unable to control a woman. I think that kid Li Cu knows a lot, and he even guessed that the two of you are playing chess in it. Unfortunately, he didn't expect that you are behind the organization's back." Engaging in an underground romance."

The fat man was talking nonsense while looking at the space inside the temple.The temple looks average in size from the outside, but the inside is unbelievably open. It is really primitive as Li Cu said, except for the strange white sand under the feet, it is covered with vines of hydra cypress everywhere.The Kunlun fetus who had been crawling outside before sat blankly under a giant tree, round and round like a Russian doll. The trunk of the giant tree behind it was made of bronze, and its branches were all inserted into the wall. The so-called walls around are also the walls of the bronze cave.If you look closely, you can find that the vines that wrap the entire cave seem to come from this giant tree.

The fat man looked more and more familiar, and finally slapped his head: Damn it, isn't this the place where Wu Xie was so shaken that his orifices bleed?So they circled around several times, and finally came back here?The ultimate is round?

"Things are not as simple as you think." Zhang Qiling thought for a long time, shaking his head, obviously answering the words that the fat man heard, "You can write for a day or two, but not for thousands of years."

Wu Xie smiled while doing head movements: "I can write. I have all the people in the connecting class, why can't I write? Wang Zanghai is repairing Tiangong and engaging in dragon veins. It seems that he is for longevity. In fact, what is the meaning of longevity? It's not for I can write history by myself. How many years have you Zhangjia and Wangjia fought? , can't handle you alone?"

The fat man wanted to listen to the conversation between these two people, which would really test his brain power, but it was a pity that Su Wan was not around, so it was really hard to understand with his little imagination.He simply asked: "Naive, you also know little brother, never say anything, let's go, just let him think about it slowly, and explain to me first."

Wu Xie scolded with a smile: "If you want to listen, first invite the thunderstorm to take a look."

When the fat man heard it, hey, it's exciting, just kidding, his mother's narrow-mindedness is like this.He was about to get poor when he heard Zhang Qiling answering the call: "How long have you been in Medog?"

"It's been a long time," Wu Xie sighed, "It's been so long that I copied the scriptures of the entire Lama Temple before I finally found a breakthrough. Brother, do you think that person has a crush on you? Mr. Men, that person couldn't hang up, and then the whole tribe couldn't hang up. You look at the fat man, you can't usually see it, but at the critical moment, you realize that he has already subdued a tribe."

Having said that, both Wu Xie and Fatty remembered the joke about selling the little brother to a rich woman, and they exchanged a subtle look at the same time.

"What are you going to do?" Zhang Qiling never said anything about jokes, and he didn't know whether he didn't care or really didn't understand.

Wu Xie spread his hands: "At first I thought I was pretty awesome, after all, I messed up the Wang family. I heard you just now, and I thought I was no longer a bull, I was simply an invincible thunderbolt cow in the universe. Fatty, I'm not bragging, The little brother said it himself, put me and the ultimate together, either it will die or I will live."

Well said "it dies" and "I live" like what's the difference.

Wu Xie was still practicing Tai Chi all over the place, and Zhang Qiling occasionally interjected a few words.The fat man guessed that Zhang Qiling didn't want to tell the third person about these things, but the mouth was on Wu Xie's face, and no one could jump on it and sew it, so he was happy to listen and think about it, and he could see the way clearly.

The Wang family and the Zhang family are actually more like two organizations, each with its own talent, but the members of the organization have the same talent—it can be said that it is the result of the heterogeneous looking for the heterogeneous, and finally combining together to become the same kind.So in the beginning, they were not related by blood. It was only later that they discovered that this talent was related to certain components in the blood, and slowly began to conceive offspring, which formed the so-called "family" - otherwise they would marry as close relatives According to the system, most of the offspring have low IQ, not to mention challenging the ultimate, most of them will die young, and they will die before they leave school.

It is said that the sign of a truly awesome person is to think about life and explore the world. The Zhang family and the Wang family did not know each other for a long time, until one day, both of them had a flash of inspiration at the same time (God knows this is not the world's love for them) pranks), so, just like two puppies who fell in love with the same fleshy bone, they have been at opposite sides from the beginning, and they have been fighting in this posture until now.

If it was really two puppies and one meaty bone, things would not be that complicated, and they might be able to share if they were paired together, but neither the Zhang family nor the Wang family are dogs.I don’t know if it’s because different talents have different thoughts. When it comes to dealing with the ultimate (that is, the root of history), their ideas have produced a huge difference. fight for the front.Under their different guiding ideologies, a harmonious scene of "you build a building and I demolish it, and you sing and I slap your face" gradually formed.

Obviously, these two families are too conceited. The Zhang family did not expect that one day the boat would capsize in the gutter, and the Wang family did not expect that a person named Wu Xie would appear in human civilization. It exploded into a real scumbag.

So far, Wu Xie's criticality has not been highlighted.The fat man stroked his chin, thinking that the main event was finally coming.

"The Wang family's 'Qi Yu' plan is to create a 'half Zhang family' behind their backs. They don't have good skills and brains, because those are not important, but just as tools. The Wang family can grasp the snake's information infinitely, and it is very easy It's a pity that they only have a huge empty container without a catheter," Wu Xie said mockingly, "Qi Yu who went to Xisha was already a very successful example, but it's a pity that some people were fooled by Wang Zanghai's tricks at that time. Direction, a few balls abruptly ruined the experiment, just look at the video tape and you will know how tragic the result is."

"direction?"

"Some people think that Wang Zanghai just wants to live forever—to be honest, I was so stupid. At that time, I guessed that I was made into Qi Yu to create the illusion that the experiment was successful, but it was not at all," Wu Xie suddenly paused. After a while, "Fatty, do you think I'm handsome?"

The question came out of nowhere, and the fat man scolded: "Don't interrupt, boy, you are so handsome with my little brother by your side."

"I thought it was good at first, but it's a pity that my hair is gone now." Wu Xie is very confident. "My face is the face brought from my mother's womb. It is absolutely genuine. If you fake it, you will pay ten. What do you think about Qi Yu's face? The Wang family No matter how many experimental subjects they get, they all have this face. In other words, the 'tool' they want is actually me, so all the experimental subjects created according to their requirements are exactly like me. At first, I I was not born, so I dare not rank first, but in the end I am the one, no matter how many people drag me out, it is the law of nature that there is no way to avoid it.”

Fatty thought that the plot was going to be terrible, so he played with fate.The annual sci-fi blockbuster "Legend of Wu Xie" is a story about a fool who was chosen by fate and turned into a bully.

Zhang Qiling was originally sitting one step away from Wu Xie, but now he stood up suddenly.Wu Xie looked up at him, the bruises and scars on his neck were clearly exposed in the air, but he didn't pretend to be pitiful, his expression was calm and confident.Fatty was very excited when he heard the story, and now he also felt that the atmosphere between the two was really wrong. The bruise on Wu Xie's neck was obviously pinched by Zhang Qiling. If he wanted to kill him, no one would be able to stop him.

The fat man frowned: "Xiao Wu, my brother has lost his memory right now, it's hard to say, it's a bit bad."

Wu Xie supported the ground with her hands, stood up with strength, and replied: "He is good at acting."

After he finished speaking, he stood up straight and looked at Zhang Qiling quietly.The fat man scolded in his heart, "Fuck, I've been fooled." Standing between the two of them, looking left and right, it was a bit difficult.On the one hand, Wu Xie looks like a paper tiger no matter how you look at it, a big ear can directly slap Siberia; but on the other hand, Zhang Qiling is not easy to talk about, whether it is a partner or a brother, who knows what he thinks in his heart.

"Brother, are you going to kill me?" The corner of Wu Xie's mouth slanted, he was actually smiling.

The fat man almost slapped Wu Xie on the forehead on the spot.Damn kid, can you talk nonsense?When he said this, it was obvious that Zhang Qiling wanted to make a statement. If Zhang Qiling nodded, wouldn't the Iron Triangle be going to a two-on-one duel immediately?But although Fatty was worried, he always felt that Zhang Qiling couldn't stop nodding.

Sure enough, Zhang Qiling didn't nod, in fact he didn't respond at all.

Wu Xie didn't get an answer, and he didn't care. He walked towards the giant tree behind Kunlun's fetus and said, "Brother, I'm going to die anyway, why don't you let me fight once. Fatty, you go out with my brother." If you want to listen to the story, buy him candy. Only I can do the rest. If I break here, I have no regrets. After I go out, I will send a message to the blind man and Xiaohua, saying that you have played with me for so many years Monkey show, it's time to live in peace."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" the fat man strode up to catch up with Wu Xie, "I didn't want to go out after I came in, fat man. If you want to die, just ask my little brother to give you a knife. It's even more stupid than before. .”

"No one has died in life since ancient times," Wu Xie read a poem back, "but I have to do something to be willing to become a dead soul under the knife. It's not like you haven't seen how ugly it is to die without looking at your eyes."

Fatty feels more and more that Wu Xie is more difficult to deal with than Zhang Qiling, Zhang Qiling can at least knock you out, but Wu Xie wants you to watch him die.The fat man was silent for a while, then let go of the hand that was holding Wu Xie's arm and said, "Okay, you go, but don't worry about whether I will follow you or not. Fatty man, I am not that brat Li Cu, and your Tai Chi is useless to me." .”

Speaking of this, it would be meaningless to be blind again.Wu Xie didn't say any more, as soon as the fat man let go, he turned around and left.The fat man wasn't sure whether he was going to kill the Kunlun fetus or cut down the bronze tree, so he followed behind with a sullen face. After only two steps, there was another person beside him: Zhang Qiling was silent, but he didn't hesitate at all.

"Brother, are you here to collect my body?" Wu Xie turned around and saw Zhang Qiling was there, and smiled, "The Wang family didn't pay as much attention to confirming the death as you do."

Zhang Qiling froze for a moment, shook his head and said, "I'll follow you to the end."

Wu Xie wasn't sure, but at a certain moment, Zhang Qiling's face flashed a surprised expression. If he connected the surprised at this moment with the helplessness before, it seemed that he could draw a very wonderful answer: Zhang Qiling didn't I didn't want to kill him, but I had to kill him for some reasons. In other words, "killing Wu Xie" actually went against Zhang Qiling's own wishes.

If you understand it this way, what you just said may have hurt Pokerfing's heart.Wu Xie rubbed his chin.But what is "follow you to the end"?Does Zhang Qiling like to be the man behind others? What kind of strange habit is this? The halo of the Virgin is too strong.

In any case, Wu Xie's one-person walk in the preparation eventually turned into an Iron Triangle assault.

With two cool followers, Fatty and Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie suddenly felt aggressive.He recalled the incident of lighting the sky lantern in a trance. At that time, his brain was a hundred times blurred than when he was photographed by the sea monkey. Fortunately, Zhang Qiling pinched his shoulders hard, and he calmed down; when the scene became chaotic, the fat man roared Kicking off the screen, he picked up the stool and rushed towards the hotel clerk.

Wu Xie couldn't explain why he thought of those things, but when the three of them stood in a triangle shape and walked forward, he suddenly wanted to laugh, thinking that there was probably nothing impossible in the world.

The bronze tree is not much different from the one in Qinling, but it has been magnified many times, and the parasitism of the Hydra cypress has been added.In addition, those blood tanks used for sacrifices have become genuine veins, like the blue veins of real creatures. This bronze tree seems to be the ultimate heart, full of complicated and forked veins, when you touch it with your hands There is even the illusion of feeling beating.

"The trunk is empty." Wu Xie seemed to have acquiesced in their following, turning his head and said to them.He slapped the tree twice like a watermelon.

Like a gust of wind blowing through the old wall covered with creepers, all the quiet vines around all shrank at the same time, as if they were poked to the point, there was a "snapping" sound similar to snakes crawling.Only then did the fat man realize that these vines could not be so honest. According to what happened to them on the sandy sea, there would definitely be a big battle. The mighty Hydra Baicai shuddered while holding his breath.

This feeling is quite refreshing, like accidentally grabbing the heart of a big monster and winning without a fight.

Relying on the magical brain circuit whose length exceeds the diameter of the universe, Zhang Qiling quickly understood Wu Xie's meaning: "Do you want to go in?"

"You reminded me just now that when I went to Qinling Mountains, Old Itch and I got into the tree. To be honest, it's quite interesting inside," Wu Xie touched one of the veins, "Brother, do you know about materialization?"

Zhang Qiling thought for a while, then frowned and said, "That doesn't exist."