Kudo

Ah, Ah Choo—— Ah Choo!

The black glasses sneezed twice, touched his nose, and murmured: "Why do I feel that someone is scolding me?"

"Probably," Jie Yuchen lowered his head and blew out smoke rings, "Didn't you notice? Those brats have been pointing at us since just now."

The black glasses "hehe" laughed twice.The temperature in the desert at night was very low, his laughter was mixed with white gas, spewed out in the air, and dissipated together, which made his smile look extraordinarily exaggerated.

"Doubt us?" The black glasses glanced at the little heads with interest, "This vigilance is commendable, but unfortunately, it's a bit late."

Xie Yuchen shook his head: "There's no need to argue whether it's too late or not, it's not 'them', it's Li Cuo. Every hair of ours is an eyesore to him."

"You mean—" the black glasses were only puzzled for half a second, and immediately understood Yuchen's meaning, showing a clear expression, "Side effects."

Li Cu didn't seem to notice that he had been exposed at all. He even pointed his black glasses blatantly while turning his head and chattering to Su Wan and the others.The black glasses can roughly imagine the funny accusations, but as the accused, he didn't show the slightest annoyance, he just shrugged, and then looked away as if nothing had happened.

"I can probably understand that Wu Xie threw us a mess," Xie Yuchen said, "Although I originally thought that it was just a fruit stand on the street that could get on the right track, but according to what you said, we There may be a World Trade Center in desperate need of rectification."

"So I don't like dealing with little ghosts, none of these kids are under control and tend to be self-righteous. But in some ways, the World Trade Center is more pleasant than the fruit stand, because it is, after all, The reason we're here."

"This reason is very unflattering. I have never tried to be a qualified teacher of the people."

"Maybe I am."

The charade-like conversation between the two sounded headless, and they didn't deliberately control the volume. The scattered syllables floated into Li Cuo's ears downwind, forming some words such as "side effects", "world trade", "teachers" and so on. .Li Cu pricked up his ears and listened for a long time, racking his brains but couldn't figure out how to connect these words.

What the hell is this, are they talking about a financial crisis, the wages of gardeners of the great motherland are worrying?

"Anyway, that's how it is—" Li Cuo stared solemnly at the "suspicious man" wearing sunglasses at night, but when he turned around, he found that the faces of the other people around him were all confused, "Damn it, I'm so tongue-tied." Now, what expression do you have?"

"This is a thinking expression." Su Wan looked at him very seriously, "Yali, tell me something now, you've been drooling for a long time, what exactly do you want to say?"

Li Cu took a deep breath to make sure he was calm at the moment: "There is something wrong with that black glasses. If you haven't heard clearly, I will say it again, there is something wrong with that black glasses, very problematic, and Boss Xie is also included."

"... That's right," Su Wan looked at him sympathetically, "Actually, you only said this sentence from the beginning to the end, and you used judgment, passivity, preposition of the object, omission, etc. at least nine times." A kind of sentence pattern. Yali, I have never thought your language is so good, but if I were you, you can also consider speaking in English—tsk, don’t look at me like that, Yang Hao and I have at least persisted until the end. "

And after Su Wan finished saying this, Yang Hao seemed to come back to his senses just because he was named.He scratched his hair inexplicably, said "it's getting late" casually, and walked straight into the tent without even turning his head.

Li Cu gave a "tsk" irritably, and had to cover his face to prevent his calm expression from being broken.Because he found that even Liang Wan, who was the first to join in the fun, had already left at this time, which meant that the important arguments he had come up with after many days of hard thinking were really boring to the rest of the people.Perhaps as Su Wan said, in other people's ears, he was just turning a sentence upside down and over and over again, and practicing his Chinese literacy by the way.

This feeling is like stepping on a five-color cow and wearing a mink and fox fur, but others think it is nine yuan and nine free shipping.Grandma has such a leg, is it possible that he will become an alien on his next trip and will not be able to communicate with humans on Earth?

"I can understand," Su Wan patted Li Cu's shoulder, "But even if you want to attract Sister Liang's attention, you can change it to a more interesting way, such as telling about your adventures of the Wang family, or talking about the Wang family's fruit industry. planning for future development.”

That teasing tone suddenly broke a string in Li Cu's brain. He exhaled violently, stood up abruptly, and knocked Su Wan's hand away.Su Wan was caught off guard, and with a "slap", he was slapped crisply by the back of his hand.

The air was stagnant.

Li Cu subconsciously felt that he should apologize, but he was so burned by the unknown fire in his heart that he couldn't speak.He clenched his hands into fists and then released them a dozen times, but he couldn't calm himself down.

"...Yali," Su Wan touched his face with a calm tone, "You have a bad temper."

"I--"

"You said there's something wrong with the black glasses. Do you know that? I've suspected it for a long time. The person standing in front of me now with his chin almost lifted up to the sky." Su Wan stood up slowly, with no expression on his face, "Are you really him?" Mom is Li Cu?"

***

As the saying goes, if you survive a catastrophe, you will have future blessings. Wu Xie thinks that is pure nonsense, otherwise why he can only pick up the earth shell gun and discount the black and white impermanence evocation banner every time. So far no one has given him a cannon.

Therefore, when he watched Zhang Qiling who had just landed was knocked into the air again—although there was a certain back jump buffer, but this time it was a genuine collision—and he was suddenly choked by some invisible and unknown force. When Guan was dragging along, apart from wanting to curse, he wasn't surprised at all.

"Damn—" The fat man's eyes were red, and he grabbed Wu Xie's feet cursingly, but suddenly there was pain in his hand, and he paused reflexively, and when he tried harder, it was too late.At the moment when he paused, Wu Xie had been dragged five or six meters away, and then flew into the air like an Indian flying pancake, the bandages that had been taken off were scattered in circles, and the blood was stained.How to sing that song: the bright red scarf flutters on the chest.

The world is so cruel, and Zhang Qiling's so-called miracles have always been written by himself. As a severely disabled person, Wu Xie, of course, can't use an absolutely strong posture to write, and he doesn't have time to go back to the obscene flow. In this case, he is often more inclined to choose desperately, decisively, and never look back——

Fatty's hands were sticky and bloody, and the not-so-deep wound clearly came from someone's murder weapon.He spat on the ground, immediately understood what Wu Xie was going to do, and yelled: "Nave you bastard, you have the guts to give yourself a knife!"

Wu Xie was unmoved, because he couldn't hear or see the mouth shape.Hades' body needs to rely on Qilin blood to manifest itself, and his body is already dilapidated. He doesn't even need to make new wounds. He just pulls off the bandages and is pressed by the airflow to become a jet-type blood bank in minutes.As for how to survive after this... It's death anyway, Wu Xie doesn't care if he will have a new way of dying.

What is a bloody blowout?

It was probably the scene Zhang Qiling saw when he stood up coughing blood.

Unlike Fatty's yelling and the intense shooting that followed, Zhang Qiling didn't even react emotionally.Silent, calm, and agile, he jumped up with the help of the push from the stone wall, like a shrewd cheetah, threw his body out, and accurately hung the black gold ancient knife inserted into the bronze wall on his arm.Under the action of gravity, the knife deeply embedded in the wall was quickly pulled out, and returned to the owner's hand. Its cold light and sharpness were hidden in the black body, and it chopped down towards the silhouette that appeared in the air like lightning!

At the same time as Zhang Qiling shot, the fat man dropped the gun and chased after a few steps, stretched his arms forward, and went back to grab Wu Xie's body before it fell to the ground, and rolled a dozen times on the spot before stopping. Usually half-rolled and unrolled on the ground, hands and feet are misaligned and overlapped, looking like two corpses who died for love.

"You are really the most flexible fat man I have ever seen..." Wu Xie said panting.His eyes were as black as if a bucket full of ink had been splashed, and white light began to appear faintly.Just when he thought he had fallen into a coma, the severe pain that could not be ignored suddenly pulled him back from the ethereal hallucination.

Wu Xie was lying flat on the ground, and a skull-shaped object happened to fall by his hand, scattering white sand all over the ground.He opened his eyes, not far away, the silent man straightened his back, holding a long black knife in his hand, the scratches on his arm were oozing liquid one after another, dripping to the ground in a continuous line, without any hesitation. walked towards him step by step.

Stepping on the blood all the way.

Damn it, I've been robbed of my limelight by being so handsome.Wu Xie smiled inwardly.But fortunately, not as upset as I imagined.

Zhang Qiling walked up to Wu Xie quickly, frowning, as if he had something to say for a moment, he turned his head and helped the fat man up.

As a meat pad, although a fat man has fat to protect his body, the situation is not optimistic if he has to bear the weight of a grown man plus the force of gravity.Wu Xie can be sure that if it weren't for the buffer of the dozen or so somersaults, he and the fat man would undoubtedly become two lumps of rotten meat mixed together.

That picture couldn't be more beautiful.

It was a relief that since Zhang Qiling would help Fatty up, it meant that Fatty wasn't too bad, at least he still had a certain ability to move.Wu Xie thought in relief.He lay quietly and waited patiently, without even twisting his neck, he only caught a glimpse of Zhang Qiling bandaging the fat man's bone from the corner of his eye, and the fat man was like a useless old bellows the whole time, talking nonsense.

Still alive, can't die.He made an evaluation that he thought was objective, and he felt relieved.

Gradually, Wu Xie felt that his vision became blurred and his eyelids became heavier and heavier, but they couldn't close them completely because of the pain. This kind of half-asleep, half-awake, sleepless state made people crazy.Finally, in the haze, someone patted his face forcefully, so that he could barely wake up for a while.

Wu Xie opened his eyes, and the eyeballs rolled around. The man, the black knife, the head, the white sand, and the bronze, finally chose to look at the fat man affectionately.He vaguely saw his appearance from the fat man's pupils, but he didn't pay much attention to it, and didn't want to describe it, after all, it wasn't pretty.

"Brother, what should I do?"

Zhang Qiling shook his head, and then, as if emphasizing, he said four words: "I don't know."

Whether Zhang Qiling shook his head or said the words "I don't know", the expression on his face was the same calm and indifferent, but this did not mean that he was really emotionless.If Wu Xie's ears were still sound, he might be able to hear the unusual slight tremor in that voice, but unfortunately, he couldn't hear anything at this time, and the only source of feeling was the expressionless face.

Brother must have read "Zhuangzi".Wu Xie inexplicably had an idea.Tsk tsk tsk, as expected of the head of the Zhang family, compared with the calmness of the younger brother, the flamboyant ancient man who sang and swayed after his wife died is obviously not enough.Look at this one, the good brother is about to die in front of him, and he still has a face like Mount Tai——

What are you talking about, make up your own mind, maybe people don’t regard you as a brother at all, or they don’t even know that there are such things as “friends” in the world.

Zhang Qiling didn't do anything, and Fatty didn't dare to do it, not only them, at this moment, even the top surgeons in the world dare not do it easily when facing such a critically ill patient, and the more they dare not do it, the more time they delay The longer it takes, the more worrisome the possible outcomes.For example, if there is a red ticket on the ground, old and torn with some shoe prints on it, you may think that picking it up and wiping it can be used for repairing, but if this red ticket is dropped in a septic tank, You probably have to spend a long time thinking about whether to pick it up or not to pick it up, and as you think about it, the red ticket is buried deeper and deeper in the pool, and finally there is no trace to be found.Although Wu Xie felt that he was worth more than 100 yuan, judging from the current situation, his ending was basically the same as that of the red ticket.

This stalemate continued until footsteps were heard near them again.Zhang Qiling tightened his grip on the knife.He tilted his head alertly.

"Fuck, I like to join in the fun," the fat man scolded, "I didn't have time to mention it just now, that thing jumped out of the rock, it couldn't walk, but it climbed very fast, and it fell off Saliva, disgusting Barra."

In fact, Wu Xie could see without him explaining that Shi Zhongying, who had yelled at them earlier, was rolling and crawling towards them, his body covered with wet mucus.Without the obstruction of the stone wall, the baby's appearance was clearer in everyone's eyes. Its head was obviously larger than that of ordinary babies, and its skin emitted a strange white fluorescence, showing a non-flesh, jade-like texture.

"..." Zhang Qiling uttered a word quickly, so fast that Wu Xie couldn't understand it.