Kudo

"I'm done," Li Cu cleared his throat, "Saliva."

Li Cuo was lying flat on the ground, surrounded by Su Wan, Yang Hao, Liang Wan, and Zhang Tuantang. People who didn't know it would most likely think it was a shamanistic ritual of primitive tribes.The cave, the darkness, and the young man offering sacrifices in the center make people excited no matter how they look at it.

"So the earthquake at that time was caused by you idiot?" Yang Hao looked at him suspiciously, "You also made a son?"

"son?"

Su Wan actively handed over the water bottle: "We have all heard it, Nima, the brat is definitely the scariest and most lethal creature in the world. I think I will probably join the DINK clan in the future."

Li Cu gave him a strange look: "What the hell are you talking about. Su Wan, you don't have to say it so bluntly if you want to be gay, I'll think you're courting us."

"Gay, you big-headed ghost, don't talk nonsense if you are uneducated." Su Wan snatched the water bottle back, "Be honest, when did you have an illegitimate child?"

The four eyes of the four people, and a total of eight gazes, all focused on Li Cu at the same time.Li Cu rolled his dark eyes, looked at them one by one, and asked after finishing, "I always feel that there is some misunderstanding between us."

"You thought you were acting in a soap opera?" Yang Hao raised his hand and almost couldn't help but slap Li Cuan on the head, "Apart from Lao Tzu, who else have you misunderstood, misunderstood your uncle."

Since he woke up, all the questions were inexplicable.Li Cu struggled to activate his brain and tried hard to think about the information about his "son", but he still found nothing.What's the matter, could it be that he traveled through time while he was asleep, and dreamed back to Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, marrying the goddess Xi to be his father?

"Wait, tell me clearly," Li Cu frowned, "Su Wan, what did you hear?"

"The brat is crying," Su Wan replied. "It's noisy, annoying, and it's so ugly. It's my son. I'll strangle him to death."

Hell, after the explosion, it was obviously a fresh and beautiful tranquility, more peaceful than the morgue.Li Cu thought for a while and replied, "I didn't hear anything, I fell asleep."

"The explosion will cause temporary deafness." Liang Wan rested his chin with one hand, "Your eardrum was injured, and you can still hear us now, but the future may not be guaranteed. Since that brat is not you Yes, could it be that Wu Xie made it?"

Everyone was silent for half a minute.

"...We can consider a different way of thinking." Su Wan thoughtfully, "According to Yali, he and Boss Wu had already walked quite a long way at that time, but we found that Yali's location was at a place not far from the entrance. In the big hole not far away, and we heard from Yali that he detonated the detonator, we took it for granted that the earthquake was caused by the explosion.”

He paused, then continued: "But is there another possibility: when the Yali detonated the detonator, we hadn't landed yet, that is to say, there may be a time gap between the explosion and the earthquake, which are completely different things .”

The door of that big hole was blown open by myself.Li Cu thought to himself, and then added: "Boss Wu's clothes, even if there are grenades wrapped around his waist, he can't tell. Maybe he brought a dozen C4s, so let's set off fireworks to celebrate."

"Celebrate the birth of your son?" Yang Hao looked skeptical, "Isn't it because a mammoth is born, why are you so excited?"

Is he the only one who thinks it is impossible for Wu Xie to give birth to a son?Li Cu was very depressed.One Liangwan is fine, why is Yang Hao so imaginative, does science still exist in this world?

"Since the person has been found, we'd better leave quickly," Zhang Tada, who had been listening silently, said suddenly. "It feels very bad here. If something happens, no one can deal with it."

"You guys go out," Li Cu sprawled on the ground, "I originally wanted to come in with Boss Wu, unlike you, who are looking for things to do when there is nothing to do. Besides, I am like this now, and you still expect me to get up Swim out with you?"

"Nonsense," Yang Hao glanced at him, "You fucking thought you were a chosen boy, and if you were deaf and disabled, you would be thrown out just like that. What do you want to stay? The green goddess Linxing? Ah, I didn’t see it, it’s a good thing.”

Li Cu was on fire in his heart: "Yang Hao, I don't know you well, so don't gossip and stir things up. Aren't you bothering me to drag you into the water? Why are you joining in the fun now? I'm deaf!" I'm disabled, it's none of your business."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Li Cu thought it would be bad.Sure enough, the expression on Yang Hao's face changed rapidly, his face was livid, he kept his mouth shut for a long time without saying a word, but just stared at him coldly, unable to tell what it meant.

Li Cu regretted a little in his heart, he knew what he said was serious.Although his contact with Yang Hao was limited to Su Wan at the beginning, the three of them had a lot of life-and-death experiences later on, not to mention from Yang Hao's attitude, it was obvious that he had understood what he did back then.

"Come on, Young Master Yang, I apologize to you on behalf of Yali," Su Wan hurriedly came up to smooth things over, "Yali must have eaten too much grilled fish recently, she got angry and has a bad temper, don't mind."

While speaking, he winked at Li Cu, signaling the latter to make a statement quickly.

For a time, Li Cu looked down on Su Wan's good temper, apologizing as soon as he said he would apologize, never being coy, a good-natured old man.But that was "once", Li Cu now knows very well that Su Wan is not shameless, but he is more general than many of his peers, knowing when to show softness and when to be firm.It can be said that Su Wan is actually a thoughtful, mature young man. Few people can achieve that kind of tolerance.

For example, he absolutely can't do it.Li Cu thought expressionlessly. In the past 18 years, he has been head-to-head with others. He also poked his head with a severed finger in Wang's house.At this moment, if he takes back what he just said, it will be tantamount to slapping himself in the face, making him look like a skin and living a face, isn't he killing himself by slapping his face?

"You two brats can quarrel about anything, and I've convinced you." Liang Wan rolled his eyes at each other, "One is at odds and the other is in a dead end. Let me tell you, there are so many things to watch and do. Why didn't you make any progress? Li Cu, you were abandoned by Wu Xie and you ran around like a resentful woman, and you fell in love with him too? Yang Hao, have you ever counted the muscles in your head?"

The three teenagers who said this were a little excited, Li Cu because he was suddenly distorted, Yang Hao because he was teased by a woman, and Su Wan because——

"Yes? Sister Liang, you said yes, you also fell in love with Boss Wu?"

Facts have proved that some people's way of focusing on the key points is so different and unconventional. Su Wan's words were slanted, and immediately succeeded in attracting Liang Wan's eyes and hatred.

"Hey, I seemed to fart just now. It might be diarrhea. I'm going to take a shit." Su Wan rubbed his nose and immediately dodged, but just after running a few steps, he turned and bumped into an unknown object head-on. His arm hurt and he was instantly caught Twist back firmly.

"Hey," the strength on the arm was released quickly, and then the voice sounded very familiar, "I said, why is the voice so familiar. Comrade Su, you just confessed to the naive?"

Su Wan rubbed his arm and turned his head to see that Fatty Wang was looking at him with his hands on his hips and smiling, followed by a quiet handsome man.

Damn, this world doesn't allow people to take a good shit.

***

"Come and come, all while it's hot, go up and play while you're done drinking, and don't disturb your lord's work." Just across the wall, the fat man's loud voice echoed loudly in his ears.

Sin, sin, shit in a different world, I don't know if it will be humanely destroyed by the manager.Su Wan regretted it very much now.Why did he use the feces escape technique?Even if it’s the next best thing to urinating, it’s fine, I won’t pretend to squat in this dark corner for a long time, but in the end I really want to defecate, listening to the next door’s “drink while it’s hot” while venting, my heart feels weird straight up.

What was even more frightening was that the moment he tore open the tissue bag, there were footsteps nearby.

"Su Wan, Su Wan!" Yang Hao shouted while running.

"Hey, hey, I'm here. Damn, Yang Hao, you should stop, don't come here yet." Su Wan hurriedly got up and pulled up his pants to deal with the scene, "If you want me to come here now, I will break up with you!"

"Grandpa, you think I'm happy to come and see you shit," Yang Hao cursed, "I'm afraid that your legs won't work, so I insisted on coming to see you."

"Legs? What kind of legs can't be used?" Su Wan was puzzled, stretched out a leg, and stepped over the "criminal evidence" in a chic posture——

The posture is really chic, the standard lunge presses the legs, and the angle and direction are impeccable, which can be described as handsome and compelling.But everyone knows that it is not so easy to be handsome, otherwise no one in the world would break the mirror.

"Yang Hao! Help, Yang Hao," Su Wan cried and howled, "Come and help me!"

If God gave him another chance, he would definitely, never choose to call for help so loudly and seriously.Because after his shrill cry for help, everyone rushed to the scene immediately except for Li Cu, who was handicapped, and Liang Wan, the only female, and witnessed him straddling an object with a cool lunge, and Keep the wooden figure in a heroic posture without moving for more than 1 minute.

Until a long time later, it was difficult for Su Wan to mention any words related to the toilet in front of others, and Li Cu would often pat him on the shoulder, and comfortingly talked about how he was hit by Huo Xiuxiu when he lifted his trousers all over the floor. The tragic scene is to show the deep friendship between them.

"My legs are numb," Su Wan tried to keep calm, "Someone help me, I don't want to fall headfirst into my..."

"It's bronze," Zhang Qiling explained to him calmly, "This is not a place for ordinary people to stay. Your body has already started to react. If you continue like this, your whole body will change. You shouldn't be here. "

Su Wan chuckled.Shouldn't he be rescued into a safe posture at this time?Preaching, your sister, godfather, is it really annoying you to be like this?

However, in the end, it was still annoying to teach King Zhang not to be afraid of being dirty or tired, and extended a helping hand to Su Wan, pulled him out of the nightmare, carried him back to the camp, helped him to sit by the wall, and kindly donated a water bottle.

"This is for you to drink, don't say hello to your paws," the fat man reminded in time, "The Dali Pill handed down by the ancestors can relieve leg numbness, backache and back pain once, and there will be no future troubles."

When Su Wan opened the lid and smelled it, there was a fishy smell.

"Fat uncle, don't fool me." Su Wan swallowed suspiciously, "Is this for people to drink?"

"It's not for people to drink. If you like it or not, you should get out of here." The fat man waved his hand impatiently. Trouble. Now that the little friend is found, let's go up and play."

Su Wan wanted to talk back, but Yang Hao took the lead: "Okay, let's go back right away. How many people are there?"

"It's just the two of us who came down, how many do you think are up there," the fat man replied, "Why, are you afraid of going up and getting beaten?"

"Hodolf is going to rebel," Yang Hao replied, "He has been discussing with a group of black-clothed flies for a long time, and he is waiting to start working in the field. You always think that you know everything, but in fact you don't know anything."

"The Huo family's mess doesn't attract the attention of outsiders," the fat man sneered, "there are two big Buddhas on top of it, and the brat can't make a fuss if he wants to play. As for the fly in black, turn around and see that woman? Thanks to her The good habit of eating apples, that group of flies went to Xinjiang to open a farmer's orchard."

The purpose of Yang Hao's words was to startle everyone with a word, and it would be best to have the effect of a group of people running back in an instant. Unexpectedly, he was taken over softly by a Tai Chi, and his face suddenly became ugly.

"They can't do it, but I can do it," Li Cu forced himself to sit up, "It's useless for me to change anything, just wait a day, and I can go to the ground."

"What can you do if you stay?" Unexpectedly, it was Zhang Qiling who spoke this time, "We don't have time, we can't wait for your day, and you can't hold us back."

"I know more than you," Li Cu said stiffly, "Looking down on young people? With the two of you wandering around, you will definitely not be able to find Boss Wu."

"Hey, little comrade," the fat man said with a smile, "why do you think you are lying here? Let me tell you, Tianzhen is not as soft-hearted as before. If you are still useful, even if only the eyeballs are left, he will still take it Go. If you are accidentally killed, I will plant a few flowers for you every year at most, and even paper money may not be burned."

"I……"

"You have a wound on the back of your neck, didn't you know it?" Zhang Qiling glanced at him lightly, "What you know has been extracted long ago."

Li Cu's body froze, Liang Wan checked him and said in surprise: "Li Cu, when did you get bitten by a snake? You also sucked a lot of blood, and the area around the wound turned white."

Wu Xie?Li Cuo remembered Wu Xie's last smile.Even if Wu Xie injected him with anesthesia, but still brought a live snake next to him, this really cannot be evaluated by normal human thinking.

All I can say is: lunatic, pervert, neuropathy.

At the same time, in the depths of Gutongjing, Wu Xie calmly looked at the scene in front of him, rubbed his nose, and sneezed.